readx;? There is a small town, probably because of the remoteness, in the early years, it escaped the spring and autumn gunsmoke, and this time it escaped the war in the Central Plains, from beginning to end, I didn't hear the kind of iron cavalry in the romance novel, the kind of iron armor in the mouth of the storyteller. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

As the dust settled on the side of Tai'an City, the atmosphere of the troubled times suddenly disappeared, and a more magnificent prosperous atmosphere suddenly came.

For this town, the most intuitive and simple scenery is that there are more and more guests who go to the brother building to drink and listen to books, and finally it is overcrowded.

Everyone knows that the signboard of this restaurant is not a rare wine and wine, nor is there a moving woman who sells wine, but the elderly storyteller in the restaurant, sitting alone in the center of the lobby, with wine tables on all sides.

The old man sat on a small stool, with a small table beside him, a piece of astonishing wood on the table, two or three pots of wine, a large white bowl, a plate of peanuts, and that's it.

After noon on this day, when the guests at the dinner table had removed the dishes and plates, and replaced them with wine pots and wine bowls of various sizes, Mr. Storyteller slowly walked out of the back hall, and the old man was still more than 20 steps away from the table.

The old man raised his fists clenched with both hands high and greeted the Quartet, and the loud cheers in the restaurant were even more lively and noisy.

The storyteller, who had exhausted the bargain, swayed his sleeves, sat on the small stool with a high man, and sat down pretending to be dressed and dangerous, then he reached out and grabbed the shocking wood, knocked on the table hard, and said loudly: "At the end of the last time, it was said that the second Liangmang War was imminent, and the eighteen Great Masters of the Central Plains came together!"

The old man took it and put it away again, and the startled wood slammed the table again, and the old man said in a deep voice full of anger: "The rise and fall of a thousand autumns, the major military affairs, the most difficult to think about!"

At this moment, a listener opened his voice and asked with a loud laugh: "Last time, at the end, you old man, sold a pass, saying that Zhang Feilong, Zhang Daxia, who is called a Bianjing layman in the rivers and lakes, asked our King of Beiliang for advice on how to deal with the fairies, what did the King of Beiliang say?

Up and down the restaurant, dozens of tables of guests all responded to the promise. Many of the high-rollers who put their swords on the table began to applaud, and many young rangers whistled vigorously.

The storyteller was evidently familiar with such a scene, and the old god poured himself a bowl of wine on the ground, and stomped with relish. In fact, at the end of each storytelling, the sale of Guan Zi shaking off the burden was originally a mastery taught by the shopkeeper of this restaurant to the old man, which whetted the audience's appetite and allowed them to have repeat customers.

After the old man put down the wine bowl leisurely, he said with a smile: "If you don't mention it, the old man has really forgotten this stubble, don't worry, let the old man say slowly! This person deals with people, it is a kind of knowledge, if the fledgling young man of the rivers and lakes gets acquainted with those beautiful fairies who are high up, it is even more of a university question." There are two kinds of fairies in the world, one is the purple clothes of Daxueping Huishan, the owner of the Golden Wrong Knife Village, Tong Shanquan and the like, they are rare after all, only a handful, I am afraid that you can go all over the north and south of the river, break through the rivers and lakes, and it is still impossible to meet, the old man will not mention how to deal with it, and there is another kind, well,

At the beginning, the King of Beiliang taught Zhang Feilong and Zhang Daxia like this, and the King of Beiliang said this from his predecessors, you should prick up your ears and listen carefully......!

Gotcha, look at the old man's broken posture of holding the wine bowl sideways, it can't be more familiar, we should pay for it again.

Sure enough, there were two handsome restaurant wine sellers, who had already come between the wine tables, but did not ask for money, but held a wooden board, holding more than a dozen pots of expensive wine, and did not ask anyone to buy it, whoever likes to drink will take it by himself.

At the beginning, when the restaurant played this trick, no one was willing to accept it, but he couldn't bear the old storyteller, and no one took the wine, so he didn't tell the story!

Now the guests of the restaurant have long been surprised, and they are too lazy to care about the broken silver, out of pocket, what else can they do, anyway, the masters who come here are not bad for this money, not to mention that you take the wine today, tomorrow he will break the fee, and the day after tomorrow he will change someone to swell his face and fill a fat man, and the wine seller and the wine buyer are quite satisfied in the end.

But to say that the owner of this restaurant is really lacking in morality, this kind of soft knife to cut the meat can also be thought of!

Fortunately, the restaurant is also smart enough, and it is very accurate to grasp people's hearts, this kind of thing, knowing that it is not more than three things, generally just the beginning and the end of the end, but it is not annoying, and over time, it has become an unwritten rule of the restaurant, and even become one of the characteristics here.

The two ladies carried more than 20 small pots of wine were quickly taken away by the guests.

The storyteller then continued: "The prince of the Northwest told us Zhang Daxia that it is actually quite fun to play tricks with those fake women and pseudo-fairies who pretend to be. According to what the vassal king said, first of all, remember, you must not surrender without a fight, and feel that you are inferior, and you feel that those fairy heroines are naturally superior! You have to tell yourself that no matter how beautiful and moving the women in front of you are, no matter how arrogant and cold they are, they will also eat, drink, and go to the thatched pit! If you eat onions, garlic and fish, you will also have to fart!"

At first, the hall was stunned.

Then came the earth-shattering applause.

This statement really makes people feel empowered.

On the second floor, there was a man with a smile on his face on the fence, a little girl standing on tiptoe on the left, and a little boy squatting on the right, both of whom had a small wooden sword hanging from their waists. This man is the shopkeeper of this restaurant, he used to be the shopkeeper here, as a buddy for a few years, and soon from the old shopkeeper to the whole restaurant to the past, this business is booming, thriving, it is said that he has gone to the state city to buy a house to support the former shopkeeper, this year's spring is only to get the hand of last year's dividends, there are three hundred taels of silver! This new shopkeeper, in the past two years, has been a big celebrity in this county town, and he has a very good relationship with many scholars who have a reputation for showing off their talents, otherwise the county magistrate and the lord Bo are such a big parent official, can they come here to drink every now and then?

A handsome and gentle woman gently came to the man's side, took her daughter's immature little hand, and when the man turned his head to look at her with a smile, she glared at him, and then she couldn't help laughing, and complained slightly: "The children are listening!"

The man scratched his head, "It's not a bad thing, if you listen to it, you will listen to it, and Tuan Tuan and Yuanyuan will not understand." ”

The little boy who had never thought that the man was squatting at his feet raised his head, dismantled the stage and said, "Dad, what do you not understand about squatting in the pit?"

The little boy glared at his mother, grimaced, quickly retracted his mind, and continued to obediently watch the bustle on the first floor.

This natural cleverness must follow his father.

The woman lowered her voice and smiled and asked, "Could this be said by the prince of the northwest himself?"

The man smiled: "Did the prince in the northwest say that I am a little ordinary person who knows." But my brother who was a fool of the rivers and lakes really said so back then. ”

The woman said helplessly: "I've heard you talk about it for so many years, and I haven't seen him come to us as a guest." ”

The man's eyes were clear, and he said, "It will come! No matter how well he mixes, he will remember my brother." It doesn't mix well...... He should come to me, not a place for him to eat, drink, and sleep!"

The man suddenly felt a little apprehensive, and whispered: "Daughter-in-law, if there is really such a day, you are not allowed to dislike my brother at that time, this is the only thing I will do in my life......"

The woman was a little angry, "What nonsense, am I that kind of person?!"

The man smiled brightly and narrowed his eyes with a smile, "I know! Of all the women in the world, my daughter-in-law is the best!"

She said angrily: "The children are here, and they don't look like a father." ”

The little man at the man's feet sighed, shook his head, and learned his father's mantra and sighed: "It's very melancholy at the moment!"

The man laughed, and the woman reached out and twisted his arm gently, "Look, I learned it all from you, a father." ”

The little girl said timidly: "Dad, since Grandpa Liu was drunk and said once, Tuan Tuan recently caught someone and asked where is the 'crotch'?"

At this moment, the woman's hand to twist the meat was greater.

The man grinned, turned around and bent down to reward his son with a chestnut, "It's all bad to learn from your uncle Xiaonian!

The little boy hugged his head, raised his head, and said aggrievedly: "Dad, when will Uncle Xiao Nian come, when will he take my daughter-in-law who has not passed through the door, I have missed my daughter-in-law many times!"

The woman couldn't help laughing, and some wanted to be angry, but she couldn't give birth to anything.

His man swore that he and the good brother who was roaming the rivers and lakes decided to marry the baby very early back then, no matter who mixed better or worse in the future, this family business could not run away. She didn't take it too seriously, after all, she knew that although her man was kind to everyone, he was actually proud, but not everyone could let him keep talking about it for so long, even if he was sitting at a table drinking with the county magistrate Master Bo, no matter how he saw it at first sight when he was drinking, how it didn't leak, after looking back, his man didn't take those who wore official hats seriously, but there were a few middle-aged people who worked in the county barn's room, and their men drank with them, which was much more sincere. So she was a little worried, the brother that her man missed so much, the man she and her two children only knew was called "Xiao Nian", it was definitely not simple, and the two of them had been separated for so many years, even if they could reunite one day, could that person still cherish the brotherhood with her man as much as she did when the two of them were the most depressed? If that person mixed well, or even became famous, could she continue to treat her man as a brother? If not, how sad her man would be. So she hoped that the person would come to her man to drink, saying that her brother would not get drunk and not return, but at the same time she was very afraid that that person would really come here, but she only brought them the so-called things and people when Mr. Liu told the story.

After hearing his son's innocent and childlike complaints, the man touched the child's head and grinned: "Son, my father promises you that your future daughter-in-law is this!"

The man gave a thumbs up.

The little boy was skeptical, and muttered in a low voice: "Don't be like the little apricot on the street next door, or I will run away from home with a wooden sword and go to the rivers and lakes by myself." ”

The little apricot who likes to entangle himself the most, it's really not small, and his arms can be as thick as his legs!

The man smiled, "Stinky boy, you're still running away from home!

The little boy looked surprised and said, "I went to the river outside the town at noon to cross the rivers and lakes, and then went home for dinner in the evening!"

His sister poked her head out, her fingers against her cheek, and she grimaced at her brother.

The man and his daughter-in-law looked at each other and smiled.

She suddenly smiled and asked, "Why doesn't our restaurant sell that kind of green ant wine, and a person like you who is good at doing business will also compete with silver?"

The man shook his head and said, "I won't sell it, I'm afraid that one can't help but be greedy, so I'll drink it myself." I, wait for Xiao Nian to come to the door next time, bring me green ant wine to drink!"

The woman smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go to the stove room first, and you can help watch the reunion." ”

The man nodded and said softly: "Hard daughter-in-law, I'm going to be lazy today." ”

She smiled and walked away.

She is a little sad, what hard work does she have, this restaurant inside and outside counts her man the hardest, all year round, I used to be tired as a restaurant guy, and now I am not idle for a moment when I am a shopkeeper, I used to marry her, and now I am for her and the two children. Many other women in the town are eager for their lazy men to work more and not be so idle and wander around all day. But when she came to her, she wished that her man could really rest for a day, and he could not think about anything and do nothing. But he said yes every time, but he still got up early every day and touched the dark, laughed every day, and didn't worry about everything.

Marrying this man, she felt that she couldn't marry better in her life.

The storyteller downstairs still didn't get into the topic, saying that the reckless battle outside the Northwest Pass, but had already talked about the wonderful comments of the Northwest Domain King when he was still His Royal Highness, saying that when the gentleman was a gentleman, it was also a technical job, and it was also divided into three, six, nine and so on, and the last one would only bully men and women with evil slaves and dogs, and the slightly higher one was a fresh and angry horse, with a sword and a jade hand in his hand, and he fell in love with a beautiful girl, pretending to be a jade tree in the wind, pretending to be a human and a dog. Then the third-class gentleman will start to memorize some poems and songs, and the most unfortunate thing is to be able to chant poems in front of women, and he will not tell people at every turn what kind of official my son is and what soldiers and horses my grandfather has, which is embarrassing. And the second-class anointed children, it is even more rare, not only to export the chapter, but also to really know some tricks, and to be extremely familiar with heroes to save the beauty, even if the beauty is not in trouble, but also to make trouble! Don't be reluctant to spend money to hire people to act, remember that when you retreat from the enemy, the posture of those ruffians flying out must not be the same, it must be flying out upside down, flying out horizontally, flying out sideways, everything must be there! As for the world's first-class gentlemen, hehe, it is like the great master of the rivers and lakes who sees the head and the end of the dragon, and also belongs to the unborn romantic characters, those heroines and fairies meet this kind of person, that is, they have accumulated seven lifetimes of virtue, and poured eight generations of mold! Since then, they have been deeply trapped and unable to extricate themselves, and they can't be driven away by beating them to death.

The storyteller spat and said this, he was actually infected by himself, and he was full of spirit, as if he was the ancestor of this kind of gentlemanly business, took a big sip of wine, stretched out a finger, and said: "For example, the gentleman who has reached this state only gives women money, but never spends money on them! Let them see the mountains of gold and silver, but they don't spend a copper coin on her, hey, I can't say that the women are willing to lose money." ”

Countless people in the restaurant are swaying.

Someone suddenly said loudly: "Is there really such a stupid heroine and fairy in the world?

Mr. Storyteller raised his eyebrows and glanced at it with slanted eyes, "The old man doesn't talk about other people, he only says the sentence 'Ten years of cultivation of Song Yushu, and a hundred years of cultivation of Xu Fengnian', are you convinced? ! Not to mention the Song family Yushu who entered the Yamen of the Ministry of Rites in the capital as a big official, just say that the latter, if a woman meets it, can she still be arrogant?!"

The man was dumbfounded, and wanted to refute but couldn't say anything. After all, he is a frequent visitor to the restaurant, and he has heard a lot of legendary stories about the king of the Northwest Domain, and he admires and envies him, of course, the latter is more, and the old man in the restaurant tells a lot of stories, so this person is often easy to substitute himself into it, and naturally he is reluctant to be in a certain sense

on the denial of himself.

On the second floor, the shopkeeper of the restaurant squatted down, hugged a child, and laughed in a low voice: "Tuan Tuan, Yuanyuan, Dad will tell you the truth, when Dad went to the rivers and lakes in the past, there was also a woman who sincerely called your dad and called your dad 'Son'." Although she is not a famous fairy heroine, she is much more powerful than all the heroines and fairies on the rivers and lakes, so only you Uncle Xiaonian are worthy of her. Such a good girl, well, Dad thinks it's a little worse than your mother. Tuan Tuan, if you still want to be a hero when you grow up, if you have the ability, you will find such a girl for your father to come to our family as a daughter-in-law. ”

The little boy frowned and said seriously: "Dad, I already have a daughter-in-law who has never passed through the door, I don't like to mess with flowers and grass!

The man lowered his voice, "The truth is such a truth, of course your mother is not wrong, but good girls in the world generally love heroes and heroes, you think, she likes you, but you don't like her, that girl is so sad, right?"

The child fell into deep thought, and between the little daughter-in-law who had not passed the door and the good girl who had not met, heaven and man were at war.

The little girl said angrily: "Dad, I want to tell my mother to go, you make Tuan Tuan like many girls!"

The little boy rolled his eyes.

The man's face suddenly changed greatly, he coughed a few times, and said to his son seriously: "Son, when you grow up, you must listen to your mother, and concentrate on only being good to one girl! Just like Dad, do you know?! If you dare to be disobedient, Dad will beat your ass and beat your ass to bloom! Your mother can't stop you!"

The little boy sighed heavily, yes, it's no fun, the good girl who likes himself hasn't met yet, it's gone.

It's not that he's not afraid of his father, but every time his gentle mother teaches people with a straight face, he is very afraid.

The storyteller downstairs took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "In the final analysis, if you want to punch the woman and kick the fairy, it's very simple, as long as you can look half as handsome as the king of the Northwest Domain!"

The restaurant suddenly booed.

The old man suddenly slapped the wood, and the drinkers who were caught off guard were startled.

"The old man was the first to say, the rise and fall of a thousand autumns, the most difficult to think about! We and other ordinary people in the streets and alleys of the city, just fighting small people, neither the emperor and the general, nor the Huang Zi Gongqing, if you don't think about it, you don't think about it. But after all, there are some unfortunate people, but they have to sacrifice their lives and forget their deaths, block there, and can't retreat!"

"They don't want to retreat!"

There was silence.

The storyteller tells the story.

said that the soldiers over there were full of morale, and the battlefield was full of bones and grass roots.

It is said that the sword river is in a hurry and the snow is wide, and the sand mouth stone is frozen and the horse's hooves are off.

said that when Ji Liu'an, a guest of the Southern Xinjiang Dragon Palace, died, he said that the husband was not without tears and did not shed parting.

said that when Yu Xingrui, the great real man, died generously in battle, he had twelve arrows in his body.

It is said that the northern reckless siege of the city is day and night, the grassland army outside the city is dense like a swarm of locusts, the ants on the wall are attached to the siege of the city, and the war inside and outside the north city is bright, and the battle is endless.

Speaking of the offensive and defensive battle of the North City, it lasted from the early autumn of the third year of Xiangfu to the summer of the fourth year of Xiangfu.

The old man's tone never seemed to be very excited, and he did not deliberately exaggerate the tragedy and tragedy, just like an elderly neighbor telling about the parents who are not light.

The storyteller paused slightly, took a sip of wine, and after putting down the bowl, he seemed to be asking everyone, and as if he was asking himself: "We ordinary people, we don't know the height of the temple, we don't know the rivers and lakes, we don't know the life and death on the battlefield, but we still know the warmth of people's hearts, right?"

The old man suddenly raised his voice, "Don't think about it!

The audience was shocked.

Then the old man said that the Northern Liang Iron Riding Armor is in the world, and the cool blade is pointing at the point, threatening the wind and thunder, invincible, and invincible in the world.

It is said that the second offensive and defensive battle of the northern city, the northern barbarian dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, and even half of the southern dynasty and Xijing of the southern dynasty were almost handed to the Liuzhou iron cavalry, still trying to break through the first male city in the northwest border.

said that the white-clothed monks of the two Zen temples, at that time, Li Beware wore a snow-white robe and stood alone outside the northern city. The poor monk went from the south to the north, became a Buddha and did not become a Buddha, and let go. If the Buddha comes, there is a future and a future, how can he get it in this life?

said that the battle was not over, Beiliang Kou Jianghuai, Xie Xichen, Cao Wei, Yu Luan Dao and the former Beimang Winter bowl Wang Jingchong, the five famous generals of the world joined forces to break through Xijing, the center of the Northern Mang Southern Dynasty.

It is said that the three cavalry armies of the three generals Yang Huchen of Jizhou, Cai Bai, the general of Hezhou, and Han Fang, the deputy general of Jizhou, resolutely closed together, and together with the only remaining cavalry army in Youzhou, they entered the grassland from the border of Hezhou to the north, and attacked the Liuzhou iron cavalry left and right, and the army of the northern barbarians who retreated from the northern city of refusal came to catch turtles in a beautiful urn.

It is said that after that battle, the three military towns of Chongzuka, Liuya, and Poria have all been broken and killed. It is said that the brocade partridge Zhou Kang went into battle three times in person, and finally died on the battlefield, and the deputy marshal Li Yanchao took over the tiger talisman, and the right cavalry army finally had less than 8,000 horsemen left. The tens of thousands of Beiliangbian troops in Huaiyang Pass fought to the end, but there were less than 2,000 people, and there were corpses inside and outside the city. After the winter, the blood froze, and from a distance, Huaiyang Pass was like a red pass. The prince of Beiliang led 10,000 snow dragon cavalry troops, directly bypassing the defeated Beimang's main army, running for a long time, and rushing to the aid of Huaiyang Pass.

Mr. Storyteller stopped talking, lowered his head and took a slow sip of spirits, closed his eyes, and was a little drunk, "The mountains are high and the moon is small, and the water falls." ”

On the street of the restaurant, the sun was scorching, and there was a yellow dog lying on the ground, its head drooping and its tongue sticking out.

Peace dogs.

The old man in the building picked up the shocking piece of wood high, and when everyone was ready to hear the sound of the case, the old man just put it down lightly and laughed: "Who has not seen the history of the ancients, and now I see the fame and fame of the ancients." In this world, the heroes are competing for deer, the smoke of gunpowder is everywhere, and the great war is in full swing everywhere, and the people of our generation are in troubled times, how unfortunate! How lucky are the people of our generation to be able to hear about the great victory on the border and report to me again and again in the Central Plains? How many times can I laugh in my life, and I must get drunk when I meet in a wine fight!

The old man poured a full bowl of wine, raised it and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, can you drink a big bowl with the old man and me?"

On the first floor, countless voices laughed and said heroically, "Let's drink together!" "Drink and drink, I'm afraid of you old man?!"

The old man laughed, wiped the corners of his mouth vigorously, and slapped the wine bowl heavily, "I've talked about the battlefield, let me repeat the same old tune, and go back and talk about the rivers and lakes on the battlefield...... Woman!"

"There is an assassin girl who is the number one in the world but does not know her name, and she has slashed the Beimang Aquarius Prefecture to hold the festival order!"

"Our martial arts alliance leader, Daxueping Huishan Ziyi is a little close, just a little, and he took the head of the prince of Beimang in the million-strong army!"

"There is a blind female pianist, the third person in the world!"

"That Zhulu Mountain Sect Master, the white-clothed Luoyang, in the second refusal to defend the northern city, at the last moment, she alone guarded the east wall of the main seat!"

"A certain woman in a vermilion robe shuttles in a dashing way among the Beimang army, as if she has entered a no-man's land!"

"The female swordsman of the Wu family's sword mound, carrying a famous sword Su King, has been the first soldier every time, and is laughingly called by the King of Beiliang as my Liangzhou White Horse Female Captain!"

The old man laughed heartily and asked loudly: "Who said that I, a woman from the Central Plains, will only hide in the boudoir and apply rouge? Who said that a woman's life is not as cheap as grass?"

There are not many women in the restaurant, how can there be twenty or thirty people scattered, hearing this, they are even more arrogant than men, almost everyone raises a glass and a bowl to drink, and there are even a few women with extraordinary spirit, directly pick up the wine pot and drink!

The room applauded.

The shopkeeper of the restaurant lying on the second floor couldn't help but applaud and said loudly: "Today's woman drinks alcohol, and no money will be charged!"

In this way, it is even louder.

A burly man raised his head and looked at the second floor, pinched his throat and asked sharply: "Shopkeeper, then I will be a girl today, will I be a girl?"

The shopkeeper of the restaurant was stunned, and said with a smile: "Just for your shameless ability, like my brother!

He hurriedly said loudly: "The others don't think about it! It's not easy for me to drag my family!"

His son, who was squatting next to the man, suddenly got up, pressed the hilt of the wooden sword with one hand, and hurriedly said loudly: "Yes! My father always said that when I go out to walk the rivers and lakes in the future, it will be in the wine money!

Laughter continues.

Mr. Storyteller found an opportunity to give the shopkeeper a round, immediately changed the topic, patted the shocked, and deliberately asked: "Can someone hear a sentence?

The restaurant was really attracted to the attention again, in fact, this sentence is indeed rumored in the rivers and lakes, but the spread is not too wide, after all, the new rivers and lakes, is the auspicious Fu fourteen I monopolize the three Xuanyuan Qingfeng led the brand-new rivers and lakes, the ten major sects, the four saints and the ten scattered people, plus every year there are endless fairy sons, and the past few years have been war-torn constantly, for this famous sentence about the old sword god of the Spring and Autumn Period, especially the drinkers near this town, it is really a little rusty, if it is not for this restaurant storyteller Mr. has mentioned it many times in passing, I am afraid that no one knows the inside story, after all, Li Chungang Wang Xiu including the four masters of the Spring and Autumn Period, the generation of old rivers and lakes separated by several generations, is really far away.

The storyteller smiled and asked: "This old sword immortal once lent a sword to the new sword god Deng Tai'a, so the old man can't help but ask, if the sky doesn't give birth to you Deng Tai'a!

This question is a bit high, a little far, and all of it makes people a little confused.

In fact, about what shocking measures did this Peach Blossom Sword God do on the battlefield outside the North City Pass, the Central Plains Jianghu has not heard much about it, as if the Guanwai Grandmaster War that has no ancients before and no one after him, Deng Tai'a, as one of the four great masters of martial arts, is the most nameless.

Just when everyone's appetite was aroused, the old man smiled and slowly picked up the startling wood, but before the old man could take the case, someone laughed and scolded: "The old master Liu of the dog day has a intention to cheat people, don't wait a minute! Don't fucking come here' I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition'! Lao Tzu is going to hear the answer today, as long as you are willing to say it now, I, Guo Chunying, will buy the most expensive wine in your restaurant, ten jars!"

"Heroic!"

"What a hero!"

"A house full of children and grandchildren, a must!"

"If we were a girl, we would have warmed the quilt for Guo Haohan a long time ago!"

The tall Guo Chunying stood in place, with his arms around his chest, looking arrogant, but in fact, he was secretly happy in his heart, wondering if there were only ten altars to shout less?

He is a well-known ranger in the local area, he has indeed walked through the rivers and lakes with a sword, and has seen many heroes and fairies, of course, he has only seen them from afar, and he can recognize them at a glance, and they don't know him Guo Chunying with wide eyes.

Guo Chunying's most conceited thing, that is, four or five years earlier, he went to the big snow flat of Huishan in Jianzhou, and after coming back, everyone said how the missing moon building was towering into the clouds, and how the Huishan purple clothes watched the snow overnight and realized immortality, as if he was squatting behind the female alliance leader at that time, the truth is that Guo Chunying Huishan has been there, but it is the same as the vast majority of people in the rivers and lakes, they all stop below the Guniu Dagang, and the missing moon building that moves the world can really be seen from afar.

At this moment, the shopkeeper of the restaurant said loudly: "Fifteen altars, Guo Yingying, do you have this heroic spirit?!"

Guo Chunying finally suppressed the corners of his upturned mouth, and deliberately sneered: "What is fifteen altars? Twenty altars! You restaurant can pick twenty tables of guests at random, one altar per table!"

A shopkeeper who was originally squatting on the stairs immediately shouted: "Gotcha!

Old Master Liu suddenly felt a little worried, the crotch was very melancholy at the moment, how did he know what would happen in the world without the peach blossom sword god Deng Tai'a, in the old man's opinion, it was not what it should be? What else could it be? At the critical moment when the elderly storyteller secretly looked at the second floor, hoping that the shopkeeper could help him dig out of the pit, there was a crisp sound of horses' hooves on the bluestone street outside the restaurant, which was as rapid as a summer rainstorm.

Sounds like a stalled horse outside a restaurant?

This horse, in their beautiful mountains and rivers but also short of knowledge, it is absolutely a rare thing, the town is a hundred miles away, I am afraid that only the half-deserted small post station can be seen, and those three or two horses also look at the old and thin. Outside of the town even the county government is not there, only a few years ago when the battle was the most tense, I heard that there was a cavalry army outside the neighboring big county town, more than a dozen horses, it was very late to know that it was the scout reconnaissance cavalry under the command of the king of Yan in the past, I saw the dozen riding guys, it is said that when talking to people, the voice is a few points louder, and the waist pole is straighter than the bamboo on the mountain. Soon a shopkeeper trotted out of the restaurant, his eyes widened, and his face was full of incredulity, is there really that kind of high-roller who can ride a horse to come to our restaurant to drink?

The shopkeeper counted, and it was just one hand, a total of five horses.

After the five people turned over and fell off the horse, they didn't mean to tie the horse, so they walked straight to the door of their restaurant.

Then the shopkeeper swallowed and couldn't speak.

Don't dare to say.

Because of that group of guests, all of them are fairy-like characters.

There is a person in the center, wearing a green shirt, and a beautiful girl riding around her neck.

He smiled brightly, looked up at the golden plaque of "Brother Building", and said to himself: "This word...... It's ugly, little sweet potato, it's far worse than your father, isn't it?"

The little girl rested her pointed chin on the man's head and said slowly: "Brother, brother, Lou! Alas, the name of this restaurant is really unpleasant." ”

The man smiled and said, "It sounds so good! That's why the characters are so ghostly, I'll put up with it!"

To the left of the man is a woman in white with a double sword at her waist...... In short, male and female, handsome and extraordinary.

To the right of the man is a woman carrying a long purple box. The shopkeeper has nothing in the world, but he feels that although he has never seen the heroines and fairies on the rivers and lakes, these two in front of him must be more beautiful than all the fairies and fairies combined!

Behind the man, followed by a woman in Tsing Yi with a slightly cold face, she was not so beautiful that she was scary, but this was also relative.

The guy in the restaurant plucked up his courage and asked in a trembling voice: "A few guest officers, are you here to drink in our brothers' building?"

The man smiled and asked, "Don't you sell wine, you can only eat and drink tea?"

The restaurant guy said embarrassedly: "No, no, no." ”

The man waved his hand and smiled: "Don't worry about us, little brother, you are busy with you." ”

The restaurant guy was relieved, but he was very disappointed, and he couldn't care about anything, so he lowered his head and trotted back to the restaurant.

After the pedestrian stepped into the threshold of the restaurant, the lobby of the restaurant soon fell silent.

The man in the green shirt looked around, then raised his head, looked at the shopkeeper of the restaurant who was stunned, the corners of his mouth curled, and shouted loudly: "The shopkeeper surnamed Wen!"

The appearance of this group of people is the biggest strange situation in itself, so when this handsome and merry man shouts a little strange, no one cares.

Not only the thirty wine table guests in the lobby on the first floor, but even the more than a dozen wine table guests on the second floor also got up one after another, standing on the railing and looking down at this group of blind people...... Guest.

The shopkeeper of the restaurant, who had been lying lazily on the fence, straightened his waist for some reason, and his eyes were a little red for some reason, and after hearing the shouting of the man at the gate downstairs, he said in a hoarse voice: "Yes." ”

The pair of children beside the man all raised their heads, wondering why their father was so "hospitable".

The man laughed again and asked, "Is there any wine?"

The shopkeeper of the restaurant on the second floor took a deep breath, "Yes!"

The man then asked, "Is there any good meat?"

On the second floor, the lame man who had been away from the rivers and lakes for a long time opened his throat and replied, "Yes!"

The man paused for a moment and asked, "Do you have a wooden sword?"

The man who once walked through the rivers and lakes, and also won the great name of Wen Busheng in the capital, grinned: "It's gone!"

The man downstairs sighed and said loudly, "Is there a ...... Brother?!"

The shopkeeper of the restaurant, who was no longer a wooden sword ranger, Wen Hua, who left the rivers and lakes and then married a wife and had children in his hometown, raised the arm that had not been broken and blocked it in front of his eyes, as if he didn't want all the guests to see his appearance, and said with a suppressed cry: "There is." There has always been!"

The little girl cried out worriedly, "Daddy?"

The man wiped it randomly, and after putting down his arm, he smiled happily: "It's okay, it's okay, Dad is happy...... Your Uncle Xiaonian has come to our house...... Let's go downstairs with Daddy!"

He took his daughter's hand, and his son gently tugged at his other sleeve, and the three of them walked down the stairs quickly.

At the door of the restaurant, the little girl who was nicknamed Little Sweet Potato by the man helped her father gently reach out to wipe the "wine" from his face, and sighed: "Dad, I really didn't say you, although you said that this thing of the eldest husband is not that kind of tears, it has to be called 'wine', but you are too embarrassed in front of so many people, right?"

The man was silent, just looking at the guy who was walking towards them with the two children, limping.

Although he had known it for a long time, when he really saw this scene, he lowered his head and exhaled softly.

When the guy approached, he raised his head and asked with a smile: "The surname Wen, his leg is lame?

"It's a small thing!"

"Tsk, didn't you say you have a brother? I don't care about you, I don't think that guy is really good. ”

"But my brother, who was the number one in the world, used my sword tricks to beat Tuoba Bodhisattva with his head in his arms! Do you have such a brother? surnamed Xu, can you find one for me in the whole world? Half of it is your ability!"

"There's really no way to find it...... It can be seen that my luck is not as good as yours, and my brother is not as good as your brother. ”

"Yo, the surname is Xu, and his face is no different from back then. ”

"But you're different. ”

After the surnamed Xu said this, Wen Hua wanted to speak and stopped, and finally just rolled his eyes, gently dragged the two children hiding behind him in front of him, and patted the two little heads one after another, "Son, called Wen Liang, daughter, called Wen Xiu, the nickname Tuan Reunion, very festive! Tuan Tuan, Yuanyuan, call Uncle Xu, it doesn't matter if you don't shout." ”

Both children were obviously a little curious and scared, and they were really ...... Don't shout.

Seems to be a bit embarrassing.

Wen Hua scratched his head, this is a troublemaker.

Xu Fengnian stretched out his finger and pointed to the girl sitting on his neck, "My daughter, Xu Nianliang, nicknamed Little Sweet Potato, likes to play crazy, so she is a little tanned." By the way, little sweet potato, shout Wen Daxia. ”

The little sweet potato with slightly dark skin was actually much whiter than the original piece of black charcoal, and she quickly whispered in her father's ear, asking suspiciously: "Dad, shouldn't you call Uncle Wen? Why do you want me to call Uncle Wen?"

Xu Fengnian explained in a low voice: "That guy has the best face, calling Wen Daxia is more effective than calling Uncle Wen, wait a minute, whether we can eat and drink for nothing, it depends on you, my daughter." ”

Wen Hua, who was all in his ears, muttered and scolded his mother, no longer paying attention to this bastard surnamed Xu, raised his head, and said with a smile: "Little sweet potato? ”

The little sweet potato didn't listen to her father, and shouted with a smile: "Uncle Wen!"

Wen Hua smiled from ear to ear when he heard this, and quickly nodded: "Good!

Xu Fengnian said helplessly: "By the way, what about the two around me...... You just call sister-in-law, remember, no matter how big or small, if you shout wrong, you will end up by yourself! I am the biggest daughter-in-law in the world, and I will only help you beat you. ”

Wen Hua scolded first, then looked at them, and said seriously: "Hello brothers and daughters-in-law! In the next surname Wen Minghua, there used to be too many nicknames, and don't mention it, now unfortunately it is the brother surnamed Xu, it is indeed some family misfortune, haha, in the future, my little brother who is not mature, I will trouble the two brothers and daughters-in-law to take care of more, don't look down on him, it is really not good, okay, reluctantly get by, since I accidentally married, I have to marry a chicken and a dog and a dog." ”

Xu Fengnian just put down the little sweet potato, and after hearing this nonsense, he couldn't bear it, and he was about to raise his foot and kick people.

Wen Hua also raised his leg with a heart, but it was obvious that the man forgot that he was lame at that moment, and he was about to stumble and fall.

Xu Fengnian quickly took two steps, and after holding his shoulder, he said softly: "The surname is Wen, I'm sorry." ”

Wen Hua didn't care, and said in disgust: ", I don't like to hear this, do you want to drink?!"

Without waiting for Xu Fengnian to say anything, Wen Hua turned around and said loudly: "In my restaurant today, the wine that everyone drinks is counted as my treat!"

It's just that soon Wen Hua was covered by Xu Fengnian's arms, and laughed: "Heroes and heroines, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously! Our surname Wen talks about wine, how can there be a reason in the world that you don't need to pay money to drink in a restaurant! There is no such reason at all!"

After Xu Fengnian let go of his arm, Wen Hua followed cheekily and said, "Drink high, haha, drink high." ”

Wen Hua, who provoked the anger of the public, made up for it with interest, "But the drinks in the restaurant today are all 80% off!"

That's pretty much it.

Then Wen Hua gave the storyteller a look and motioned for him to continue to tell the story, whatever he wanted.

In the end, Wen Hua led Xu Fengnian and his party to the second floor, so that he asked for a table with a table of guests, and the price was that the restaurant gave them ten altars of flower carvings.

There are four benches on a table, Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian each occupy a stool facing each other, Wen Hua and the two children sit on one, Jiang Ni and the white fox sit on a stool with unprecedented faces, and the small sweet potato is crowded in the middle.

The little boy named Wen Liang peeked at the guy nicknamed Little Sweet Potato from time to time, but every time he looked at it, she immediately glared back, and did not forget to raise her fist once.

Then one deliberately gently placed the wooden sword at his waist on the table, and the latter placed the small narrow wooden knife heavily on the table.

-for-tat.

The old gentleman in the center of the lobby downstairs began to tell the story again, as long as he left aside the peach blossom sword god Deng Tai'a for the time being, the old man was very familiar with the number of roads, and he gradually got into a better state again, and talked endlessly.

After drinking two more bowls of wine, I was really a little drunk, some tongues were knotted, and some words that should not be spoken, but in this small town far away from right and wrong, no one took it seriously, let alone cared.

The old man said, "I use peach blossoms to give the spring breeze on credit, and I want to ask the gods if I will give it to me?" I buy the Central Plains with green ants, and dare to ask the emperor if he sells it?"

Later, some people asked where the king of the Northwest Domain had gone, and they all heard that he died in the Northern Expedition to the grassland, and some said that he died of illness on the way to the capital, but some people said that he had unloaded his armor and returned to hiding. The old man stretched out a finger, shook it, and sighed with emotion: "Dead, naturally dead." You think, war after war, just with Tuoba Bodhisattva, in the Western Regions, Longyaner Plain and Beibei City, three battles in succession, not to mention those endless heavenly immortals, and then we have to lead the iron cavalry under his command to the north to attack the grassland, alas, our young vassal king with a different surname has accumulated too serious injuries, and it is really difficult to return, it is a pity! God is jealous of talents, in a word!"

On the second floor, Xu Fengnian almost squirted out a mouthful of wine, glaring and saying, "This is also what you taught?!"

Wen Hua said angrily: "Old Master Zhang made it up by himself, I listen to it very comfortably." ”

Soon downstairs said: "The fame is only taken immediately, and the saddle is temporarily entered into the restaurant." If the king of Beiliang is still alive, and if he can come to this restaurant, although the old man is a broken scholar, he is willing to bow to him, and he can't afford to bow to him!"

Xu Fengnian smiled and said, "It sounds very comfortable." ”

Wen Hua grinned, "Lao Tzu will deduct his salary when he turns around!"

At this time, Wen Hua's daughter-in-law trotted upstairs, and after seeing this table of people, she was a little ashamed, biting her lip for a while and not knowing how to speak.

Xu Fengnian hurriedly stood up and said in a deep voice: "Xu Fengnian has seen my sister-in-law!"

Not only Xu Fengnian, but even Jiang Ni and Bai Fox stood up, and the little sweet potato shouted crisply: "Hello Auntie, my name is Little Sweet Potato, oh no, my name is Xu Nianliang, Miss Nian, Bei Liang's Liang!"

She hurriedly gave Xu Fengnian a blessing, then smiled at the two younger daughters-in-law who could make all women in the world ashamed of themselves, and finally smiled at the cute little sweet potato and said softly: "Little sweet potato, hello." ”

The little sweet potato reciprocated with a big bright smile.

Xu Feng said in a young voice: "Sister-in-law, please take a seat." ”

She apologized: "I won't sit down, I'll go to the back kitchen and fry some snacks for you brothers, the craftsmanship is not good, don't be surprised." ”

She clenched the corners of her clothes with both hands, even if her man's brother was much easier to get along with than she imagined, she was obviously still very nervous, hesitated, looked at the man who turned his head and smiled at herself, and still mustered up the courage to say to Xu Fengnian: "Since I met Wen Hua, he has been talking about you."

and he really ...... In this life, apart from his own brother, he only treats you as a brother...... Sorry, I went downstairs first. ”

Before Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian could talk about anything, she had already turned around and went downstairs.

Xu Fengnian said: "The surname is Wen, you can find such a daughter-in-law, this is it!"

He held out his thumb.

Wen Hua puffed up his chest and said with a face full of course: "Who am I?"

Xu Fengnian snorted and stretched out two fingers, "It's a pity that I'm still better than you, and now I have ......"

didn't wait for Xu Fengnian to say the words "two" triumphantly, he only heard Jiang Ni snort coldly, and the white fox's face glanced at him coldly.

Only a small half pot of wine left by the guest just now was left on the wine table, and it was quickly divided between the two, Xu Fengnian coughed, raised his eyebrows and said, "The surname is Wen, where is the wine?!"

The white fox stood up with a face and sneered: "I'll go get it, remember to drink it later, drink it slowly." ”

Xu Fengnian was sitting precariously, as if he was generously dying, and nodded vigorously.

Jiang Ni also stood up, "I'll go to the back kitchen to help." ”

The little sweet potato obediently chimed in: "I'll go too!"

Wen Hua rubbed her daughter's head, "Yuanyuan, help lead the way." ”

The little girl was thin-skinned, and finally had the courage to shout Uncle Xu or Uncle Xiao Nian, but she didn't expect that after the guy made a grimace at her, she was scared at the name on her lips and ran away.

The little boy Wen Liang was the last to move, and after running out a few steps, he turned around and shouted, "Uncle Xiao Nian!"

Xu Fengnian nodded and smiled: "I came in a hurry this time, I forgot to bring a meeting gift, uncle will definitely make up for it next time!"

The little boy nodded vigorously, just turned around and ran out a few steps, then turned his head and shouted: "Uncle Xiaonian, my father said that it is okay to call you father-in-law!"

Xu Fengnian really squirted out a mouthful of wine at this moment, and it is estimated that there is almost no mouthful of old blood.

It's a goddamn mixed feeling.

Wen Hua laughed with one hand.

After drinking the last wine in their respective bowls, neither of them spoke again.

The storyteller downstairs also came to an end.

"Even if there are a thousand kinds of styles, even if there are thousands of pride, who will you talk to?

"People in the world, even if they are reluctant, there will be parting. In the world, even if there are regrets, and rest assured. ”

Xu Fengnian nodded, turned his head and asked, "Wen Hua, where did you invite this storyteller, that's really good." ”

Wen Hua said with a smile: "This old master passed by this restaurant by chance, and I was just a shopkeeper at that time, but listening to the old gentleman's sourness, it was very similar to you back then, so I persuaded the old shopkeeper to stay." I just want him to tell me your story......"

Wen Hua raised the bowl and found that there was no wine, so he didn't put it down, "Listening to it, the more I think about the day in the future, I must let Lao Zhang sit down when our brothers are here, and then ask you to invite him to drink a glass of wine." ”

Xu Fengnian also raised the empty bowl and touched it with Wen Hua, "It should be." ”

The white fox brought three pots of wine in his face, which was not good, nor expensive, but the taste was strong enough, nothing more.

Wen Hua slapped her forehead after she put the two pots of wine on the wine table, "Although the restaurant doesn't sell your Beiliang's green ant wine, I still have several jars of it." ”

Xu Fengnian said with a smile: "What's the hurry, drink first." ”

Wen Hua nodded and said: "It's this reason, it's finally a good time for our brothers to let go of their stomachs and drink wine and eat meat, don't worry about having this meal or not, you should drink more." ”

The white fox did not sit down, carrying the pot of wine and walking to the fence, turning his back to the two of them.

Wen Hua asked softly, "Are you doing?"

Xu Fengnian thought for a while, "It's okay." ”

Wen Hua smiled: "I'm better off than you, so I'll invite you for today's drink." ”

Xu Fengnian rolled his eyes and said, "How can you see it?"

Wen Hua stretched out his thumb and pointed behind his back, "I have two children, and you only have one!"

Xu Fengnian wanted to compare the number of daughters-in-law, but suddenly thought of the white fox face embroidered with winter and spring thunder on her waist, she was standing there, so she had to grit her teeth and say, "Count you ruthless!"

When the storyteller stopped telling stories and told stories, the drinkers up and down the restaurant stopped refilling their glasses and quickly dispersed.

After drinking two pots of inferior and strong soju, Wen Hua got up to get the long-cherished green ant wine, and pulled the old gentleman to the second floor, Xu Fengnian also got up and saluted the old man A big bowl of green ant wine, the old man was busy getting up, although the other party let him be casual, the old man still tried his best to drink half a bowl.

The old man only knew that the man who was not too young was the brother of the shopkeeper of the restaurant, probably called Xiao Nian, but he had a year with Xu Fengnian, the king of Beiliang.

After the old man drank the bowl of green ant wine that was really hot and burned his intestines, he staggered and said goodbye and went downstairs, feeling that after drinking so much wine today, the meaning had arrived, especially when he finally endured the toast of the strange man, he felt a little ...... It's quite proud, as for why, the old man was drunk for seven or eight points, and he didn't think about it, and he couldn't think about it.

On this day, Xu Fengnian finally got drunk again.

After he walked the first trip to Yangjiang Lake, and then returned to Liangzhou, back to that Qingliang Mountain, it was very strange that after that, it seemed that he really never got drunk again.

Two groups of women and children sat at the wine table far away on the second floor, from beginning to end, without disturbing the two men who were drinking and chatting.

Xu Fengnian was drunk and said that he had found a place surrounded by mountains and took them to live in seclusion.

Li Dongxi, who said that they all knew each other, went to Jiangnan Province with a little monk named Wu Nanbei, and the little monk said that he would build a temple, because when there is a temple, there will be pilgrims, and if there are pilgrims, there will be incense money, and with incense money, even if he can't become a Buddha and can't burn relics, he can also have money to buy rouge gouache for things.

said that his younger brother Xu Longxiang also found a satisfactory daughter-in-law, and the woman named Murong Longshui was stunned from a fat man of two hundred catties to a woman weighing more than a hundred catties for Huang Man'er.

said that he must find the guy named Chen Zhibao, and he didn't believe that this bullshit white-clothed soldier saint was really dead, so he had to ask why.

said that he originally wanted to introduce Wen Hua to a guy named Zhao Zhu, but unfortunately that bastard was too stingy and didn't even want to invite someone to drink, so forget it.

said that a guy who used to be named Zhao Zhan settled down with his daughter-in-law in Lingzhou, Beiliang Province, and became a private school gentleman, which is very good.

said that the former Wudang Sect Li Yuaxe should not go, it is not worth it, even if the young Taoist priest is for the sake of the common people in the world.

It's a pity to say that you Wenhua couldn't see the grand occasion of thousands of immortals falling like rain on the world.

said that he didn't know if his apprentice Yu Dilong could really become a land dragon and become the last land immortal in the world.

said that his Xu family has now changed to the mansion of the envoy of Beiliang Road, and he can't take you Wenhua to go over there.

......

In the night, Xu Fengnian was so drunk that he was lying on the wine table, and Wen Hua was exactly the same.

He was already drunk and unconscious.

Xu Fengnian said that he didn't know if it was drunk or dreaming, "Xiao Er, go to wine!"

Wen Hua was still the same, and whispered, "Alas! the guest wine is here~"