Chapter Seventy-Five: Anger
The dwarves were silent for less than ten seconds, and they began to argue again, this time about how to provoke the great steel monster of the old thief Ishihara. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Yes, for a highly intelligent mechanical lifeform as huge as Ishihara's Kidney Deficiency, how to provoke it is also a very nerve-wracking problem.
Seeing the dwarves arguing together, Xiao Ming couldn't help but sigh - people's hearts are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead!
"Let's try to provoke it with words first. At this critical juncture, it was the woman's suggestion that put an end to the dwarves' quarrel.
This method is good, and the results are high, and the dwarves quickly and unanimously approve this proposal.
So, each dwarf turned on his robot's megaphone to the maximum, and opened his voice and scolded at the head of the heading for Ishihara's kidney.
Dwarves are not like humans or merfolks, and because they worship the goddess of courage, their hobby is mining in addition to drinking, and even the nobility is no exception. The effects of alcohol, combined with the intensity of physical labor, make the dwarves develop a short-tempered problem, and the side symptom of this problem is all kinds of unscrupulous swear words.
The vulgar and ugly swear words of the dwarves spread through the loudspeakers, and almost hundreds of dwarves scolded at the same time, which can be imagined how spectacular it is, it is simply deafening!
The endless stream of swear words also reached the inn of Colleen and the group, and the unpleasant language made the ladies frown, and they didn't know what the dwarves were crazy about, and they would do such vulgar things in groups, and Megas had to cast diaphragmatic magic to stop the dwarves from being disturbed by vulgar language.
It's not bad for a lady, but what about an enemy?
Unfortunately, Ishihara's kidney was too weak to be angered by the dwarves' abuse. As a high-level mechanical agent, in Ishihara's view of the Kidney Taixu, the dwarves are nothing more than a group of low-level creatures who have not yet opened their intelligence. From another point of view, if Ishihara Kidney Taixu is a human being, in its eyes, the dwarves are a group of meat dogs waiting to be slaughtered, and at this time, no matter how much those dogs bark, they are just screaming before they die, which can only make Ishihara Kidney Taixu feel pitiful and pathetic.
"I say, don't be so vulgar, okay!" The dwarves' unpleasant swear words continued for some time, and instead of having an effect on the enemy, they became disgusted within, and one of the dwarves stood up and protested loudly.
"It's a highly educated, in and out of high society, even the mother, sister, and life have all said, it's just too vulgar, everyone scolds people, but we must pay attention to civilization and build a river crab society!" The dwarf continued to persuade his friends, "And Ishihara's kidney is too weak and a murderer, what does this have to do with its parents, what does it have to do with its race? What does it have to do with its beliefs? If you want to scold, just target it......"
Such a civil, crepe-like language suddenly made the dwarf around the dwarf cold, and everyone looked at him with a strange gaze.
However, the "Madonna" dwarf did not stop enlightening everyone, and he continued to educate his friends about love.
"Then we can't scold my mother, how can we scold?" said a nearby companion who couldn't stand it anymore and asked the "Holy Mother" in a loud voice.
"Our Lady" thought about it for a moment - yes, now the plan is to provoke Ishihara with words that his kidneys are too weak, and he must be scolded.
So the dwarf shook his head and thought for a long time, and suddenly, as if a flash of inspiration, he pointed loudly at Ishihara's kidney and pointed at the orchid: "Bald!"
Shouting out this word, "Our Lady" felt that she was really witty, the other party was a robot, it was impossible to be sensitive to this word, and this kind of scolding was not dirty, which not only respected the other party, but also defended herself.
All the dwarves felt even more speechless when they heard the words of the "Holy Mother", although they thought about this word, but they didn't scold it, after all, the other party is a robot, and scolding it for being bald is just a bull's head and a horse's mouth, and it shouldn't be lethal.
However, the effect of this word greatly exceeded everyone's expectations, and when the word reached Ishihara's ears, the giant robot stopped suddenly, its eyes glowing with red demonic light searching in the direction from which the voice came.
"Bald!" the "Madonna" dwarf did not seem to notice the change in his enemies, and repeated it in order to continue to preach the education of love to his companions.
Ishihara Kidney Taixu finally found the dwarf who scolded it for being "bald", it stared at the "Holy Mother", if it could kill people with its eyes at this time, the "Holy Mother" would have been killed by Ishihara Kidney Taixu tens of millions of times.
The "Holy Mother" also sensed that the atmosphere at the scene was not right at this time, and he hurriedly turned his head to look at Ishihara's kidney deficiency, knowing what was going on.
"Huh, ah!!" At the same moment, a laser shot out of Ishihara's red eyes, directly hitting the robot body of the "Holy Mother", under the effect of this laser, the robot exploded directly, and the "Holy Mother" was not even left with scum in the blink of an eye.
The dwarves were stunned for a long time, and they could not think of how the "Virgin" had died.
After half a ring, a nearby dwarf whispered, "Congratulations. ā
The meaning of this sentence is very simple, firstly, to thank the "Holy Mother" for having angered Ishihara's kidney too weak, and secondly, to congratulate the "Holy Mother" for becoming the first person to be killed by the eyes after the line "If the eye can kill at this time, XXX would have been killed tens of millions of times".
"You bastards!" At this time, it was Ishihara's turn to be too weak and crazy, and the giant robot took off his helmet and slammed it to the ground, "It's really too deceitful! What can't you scold, you have to scold other people's physical defects, you still don't talk about civilization!?What about quality? Where!? Hit people without slapping people in the face, is there any!?"
Due to the mist of smoke, Ishihara's kidney is too weak and very tall, and the dwarves can't see its true face at all, at this time, a wind and snow will blow away the fog, and everyone can barely see Ishihara's kidney's head.
The robot's face is very similar to that of a human, and its facial features are even and neat, but it reveals a heroic and indescribable majesty.
However, what attracted the dwarves' attention even more was the top of Ishihara's head, and under the majestic steel helmet, there were countless steel hairs...... However, the fly in the ointment is that the coverage of these steel hairs is only 50%, and in the middle of Ishihara's kidney, the middle of his head, is an endless "Mediterranean" smooth enough for monkeys to wrestle.
"Do you think I want to be bald!?I'm so handsome, I'm bald at a young age, why do you guys who look like, why do you have thick hair!?" Ishihara continued to scold.
At the enemy's words, almost all the dwarves unconsciously combed their long hair and looked at the enemy with a compassionate gaze.
"The so-called heroic chivalrous man is just a heroic image imagined by your small people in the market, who said that heroes can't be bald!" Ishihara's kidney is too weak, and it seems that the injury is not light, "The doctor said that my kidney is deficient, I am a special robot, you have to tell me where my waist is! Where are my kidneys! Do I really have kidneys!? don't be perfunctory, where I have crazy, there are kidneys! What is crazy!??
Ishihara's kidney was too weak to fall into a rage, and it roared but found that it couldn't eliminate a trace of anger in its heart at all, so it could only turn its eyes to look at Fuyuhabara, and its blood-red eyes were even more terrifying in the wind and snow.
The highly intelligent machine had finally decided to destroy the dwarves that were abominable and hurt its pride. (To be continued.) )