Chapter 278, Wild Boar Earthquake
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It was Fan Xiaojian and Amir.
After running for more than ten days, seeing that they were getting farther and farther away from Luoyang, and the journey was safe, the two were in a good mood, and Fan Xiaojian began to talk and laugh, trying to popularize the illiteracy of Emir.
Tell little yellow jokes.
Listening to Amir's face was red, and he couldn't help laughing, the relationship between the two was deepening, and at this time they had already cooperated tacitly, and their hearts were extremely sweet.
Fan Xiaojian said mysteriously: "Although we have unlocked many skills, there is still one thing that we haven't tried. ”
Amir's face turned red, he covered his ears and said, "You just don't have a proper shape, you just said enough to don't want to hear it." ”
Fan Xiaojian sighed: "Hey, if you don't listen, don't listen, but we are walking with our heads so stuffy, this long mountain road is stuffy and suffocated." ”
Emile smiled and let go of his hand: "Okay, okay, you can say what you want." ”
Seeing the encouragement, Fan Xiao's eyebrows immediately fluttered, and he said, "Do you know Ma Zhen?"
Amir's eyes widened: "All I know is earthquakes. ”
Fan Xiaojian smiled and said, "It's not that, it's on the horse." ”
Emile wondered, "Aren't we just on horses?"
Fan Xiao laughed when he saw the thief: "The two of us can only ride a horse." ”
Aimir looked at Fan Xiaojian's demeanor and gestures, pondered carefully for a while, and suddenly realized, his neck couldn't help but turn red, and he said repeatedly: "No, no, if you are seen, you will be ashamed to death." ”
Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "We have walked in the mountains for so long, and there are no ghosts along the way, how can there be anyone." ”
Emile shook his head repeatedly: "That's not going to work, drive!" The whip flicked on the horse's buttocks, and the man and the horse rushed out.
Fan Xiaojian shouted from behind: "Don't be chased by me." ”
Amir couldn't help but laugh: "Chase, with your three-legged cat's riding skills, you may not be able to catch up with me." ”
The two of them went one after the other, and then they ran away.
Sure enough, Fan Xiaojian was always pulled by Emir, but Emir didn't let go too much, and always maintained a distance of hundreds of steps.
Fan Xiaojian was full of curiosity, and when he saw that this was not the way, he shrugged and jumped off the horse, and the thunderous nine days of light work unfolded, faster than a galloping horse, not to mention that the horse on the mountain road was not running fast, and more than a dozen ups and downs arrived behind Amir's horse.
Amir was smiling and saying, "Come on, come on, you're chasing." ”
Before the words fell, he felt that there was one more person behind him, and he hugged himself.
Then Fan Xiaojian's voice smiled and said, "You see how obedient I am, if you want me to come, I'll come." ”
Smelling the strong manly breath coming from behind him, thinking of what Fan Xiaojian said about Ma Zhen, Aimir's body couldn't help but soften, he was shocked, ashamed, annoyed and a little happy, and said in a weak voice: "No, no, no." ”
It was too late, and I saw Fan Xiaojian's coat handed to him, and then a voice said, "Help me take it." ”
Emile couldn't help but take it, and when he thought something was wrong, he threw it under the horse with a "phew".
The horse was disturbed and stopped.
Fan Xiaojian was about to continue, but suddenly stopped.
Emil felt unusual, and turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"
But Fan Xiaojian asked politely: "This old man, what is here?"
Emir then paid attention to the surroundings, and found that there was an old man standing in front of him, carrying a basket of firewood behind him, and then looked at Fan Xiaojian, the upper body was already clean and slippery, and he couldn't help but turn his head away from the old man as if his face was burning.
The old man looked at the two of them in a daze, didn't answer Fan Xiaojian's words, looked at the clothes on the ground and asked, "This son, why don't you want clothes?"
Fan Xiaojian was more well-trained, and knew that he must not blush at this time, otherwise he would be recognized as a flower thief, so he smiled and said: "Hey! Don't mention it! Accompany the lady back to her mother's house, and then come back, the lady has a high eye, and thinks that my set of clothes is not good, and she is embarrassed in front of many relatives in her mother's family, and nags me all the way, so I threw it away in a fit of anger, but the pants can't be thrown, otherwise this is broad daylight, it's too much or that, so I can only go back and burn it again." Then he turned to Amir and said gently: "Lady, don't be angry, what we have is money, and we will wear gold and jade clothes in the future." ”
Emil was ashamed and wanted to laugh, but did not speak.
Amir was extremely cautious along the way, and when he had the opportunity, he changed the two of them into a new outfit, this time in a luxurious suit.
The old man has lived in the mountains all his life, and has never seen such luxurious clothes, and he didn't believe it at first, but when he looked at the clothes on Amir's body, he was even more dazzled, so he believed seventy percent, not to mention that people are old and wise, and asked tentatively: "Since the son doesn't want it, then the little old man took it?"
Speaking of this, Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but agree, and forced himself to say: "Of course it's okay, otherwise it will be ruined if you throw it on the road." ”
The old man was overjoyed, leaned over and picked up Fan Xiaojian's coat, opened his two old legs, and hurried to go.
Fan Xiaojian was stunned for a long time, and suddenly remembered a question, and shouted from afar: "Hey, old man, what kind of place is this?
The old man also said loudly: "This is Bashan, if you go again and go down the mountain, you will be Bazhong." ”
The two watched the old man's back gradually disappear, and Aimir looked Fan Xiaojian's embarrassed appearance up and down, and couldn't help laughing: "Call you Ma Zhen and Niu Zhen again!
Fan Xiaojian saw that Yaxing was gone, and said with a smile: "I don't want to, let's go back to bed honestly." ”
But the two looked for another horse, but they couldn't find it.
Fan Xiaojian hated and said: "This beast! Where did you run out again, could it be that there are wild horses in this mountain?
Emile pursed his lips and smiled, "Your horse is male. ”
Fan Xiaojian said: "That's to go to find the little mare." ”
Amir: "I blame you for losing my horse." ”
Fan Xiao saw haha: "Providence, the two of us should ride a horse, so that we can be intimate." ”
Emile was not sure, turned around and said seriously: "Ride on, you have to be honest." ”
Fan Xiaojian hugged Emir's ecstasy and said with a smile: "Don't dare to kill the baby, there may really be someone on this road." ”
Emile couldn't help but laugh.
The two rode slowly, and Fan Xiaojian said, "It would be nice if you met a robber." ”
Amir said, "It's bad luck to meet a robber, but what's the good thing?"
Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "When you meet a robber, you can borrow clothes from the robber, and if you meet a good citizen, you are always embarrassed to force someone to take it off." ”
Amir smiled and said, "It's just that you have a lot of problems, why are you so exquisite? What's wrong?
Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "With you, not only is the heart hot, but the body is also hot, but as soon as you say it's cold, I think of something, I don't know if there are tigers in this mountain, if there are, then kill them to make clothes, and use them for you in the winter in the future." ”
Amir laughed and said, "It's still early, don't you say that you are good at your craft in the wild? ”
Fan Xiao was overjoyed when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Do you like to eat wild boars?" That's no problem, we simply went to the forest to look for it, wild boars are found everywhere in the country, and today will make you happy, but let's say okay, if you really catch the big wild boar, we won't eat it first." ”
Amir said, "What do you do if you don't eat and grab?"
Fan Xiaojian couldn't help laughing: "Play with Wild Boar Zhen first, this is more exciting than Ma Zhen, what do you think?"
"Phew!"
The mountains are densely forested and sparsely populated, making it a paradise for animals.
"There's a rabbit running over there. ”
"Don't. ”
"There's a fox over there. ”
"Don't. ”
"Monkeys. ”
"Don't. ”
"Snakes. ”
"Don't. ”
"Toxic. ”
"Don't. ”
"Pheasant. ”
"Real pheasants want, fake ones don't. ”
"That's true. ”
"Fake. ”
"It's really good, you see, it's flying, going that way. ”
"Don't think about messing around, look for wild boars. ”
"See you, there's a sika deer over there, watching us. ”
"Don't. ”
"Why?"
"Not irritating. ”
Aimir couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, will this little cheap person really have a wild boar shock, and silently chanted the Buddha in his heart: "Bodhisattva bless, Bodhisattva bless, don't catch the big boar for him, usually the little woman doesn't believe in the Bodhisattva, but today is serious." ”
But there was a voice in my heart that asked myself, and I couldn't suppress it: "What is a wild boar earthquake?"
Fan Xiaojian suddenly smiled ill-intentioned and asked, "Actually, are you thinking in your heart, you must catch a big wild boar?"
Emile said, "Bah, I'm not like you." Suddenly there was a scream.
Fan Xiaojian was also taken aback, and became vigilant: "What's wrong?"
Amir covered her mouth and said, "It's fine. ”
Fan Xiaojian raised his eyes and looked around, couldn't help but be overjoyed, and burst into a shout: "Bah! Stop! Second Senior Brother, in such a hurry, you were bullied by Brother Monkey again?"
Not far ahead, there is a big wild boar running like a life, four little short legs are busy, looking at the look of the end of the wild flower, the back must not be Brother Monkey, I think it is Brother Tiger.
Fan Xiao was overjoyed when he saw it, and said in his heart that this time it was time to work, today's show, winter clothes, are here!
Flying up, the second senior brother had never practiced light skills after all, and was running, when he suddenly saw a strange man wearing half a piece of clothing in front of him, and there was a fire in his heart, so he immediately said, "Wow!" With a throat, his head shook, and his two fangs waved, he lowered his head and rushed towards Fan Xiaojian.
Fan Xiaojian shouted: "It's a good time!" Reaching out and grabbing the two big fangs of the wild boar, the wild boar never thought that his front teeth were caught, the boss was not used to it, his nose let out an angry snort, shook his head desperately, and arched towards Fan Xiaojian hard.
Fan Xiaojian didn't talk to it, and slapped it to the ground with a light palm on the boar's head.
Then he clapped his hands: "Hahaha, you brute! Dare to go against me, the senior brother is not here, and the teacher will teach you a lesson." ”
Amir also ran over, looked at the boar and cautiously asked, "Dead?"
Fan Xiaojian replied with a smile: "It's just dizzy, it's still useful." ”
Amir's face turned red all of a sudden.
Suddenly, the wild boar staggered to its feet, and Fan Xiaojian was about to make up for it.
That's when it happened.
"Whoosh".
An eagle arrow shoots into the boar's head!