Chapter 22—Locke and El (2)

When Lorist sees El for the second time, El seems to be ...... If you can't run naked, your body is covered with gypsum powder, and you are out of breath when you run is not naked, then Lorist doesn't know what it means to run naked.

It's been a month and a half since the hero's rescue of the United States, and Lorist has finally recovered from the pain of losing his wealth. Good luck also returned, and a nobleman hired Lorist to train his children in basic swordsmanship for a month at a salary of three Kingfords. This good thing was introduced to him by the Claude Instructor of the Academy, and the nobleman originally asked for the Cadence Instruction, but he said that he couldn't spare time and recommended Lorlist.

That night, after two hours of swordsmanship training for the noble child, Lorist saw that the night breeze was blowing, and the autumn air was crisp, and on a whim, he decided to walk all the way back to the academy, and by the way, buy something to make supper on the way.

As long as he turned the street corner in front of him, Lorist remembered that there was a small shop selling braised beef, and Shi Fat took him to eat it once or twice, and it tasted good. Well, go buy some braised beef, and then bring a barrel of ale back to plug Shi Fatzi's mouth. Just as he was thinking about it, a person rushed out of the street corner in front of him, completely white, and when he looked again, it turned out to be naked.

Day, I ran into a nervous disorder. Lorist hurriedly took a few steps back to the side, ready to avoid the oncoming madman.

Who knew that when the madman ran by, he glanced at Lorlist, stopped, turned around and grabbed Lorlist's shoulder, and shouted happily: "Hey, it's you, brother, great, do my brother a favor, you can borrow me this outer cloak." ”

This voice is a little familiar, Lorist originally wanted to break free, listened to the voice and looked carefully, isn't this El, his body is covered with gypsum powder, he is out of breath when he runs, and the sweat stains and smudges form pieces of abstract patterns on his body.

"What's wrong with you?" Lorist was surprised, he hadn't heard of a club leader who was a fan of street performance art.

"Don't mention it, I missed a bet with someone. Lend me this cloak of yours to cover it, hurry up. El urged.

Well, this outer cloak was supposed to prevent light rain at night, and tonight the moon is good and the weather is fine, so let's lend it to him.

Lorist unfastened his cloak and put it on for El again. El turned around and continued to run, and kindly reminded: "You can run too, otherwise it will be too late." ”

What am I running, I'm not insane...... Lorist turned, then dumbfounded......

When did the street corner turn around with such a large group of people in the dark, and still holding a broom, a bamboo pole and poking the rod of the stove, and a water spoon, is this going to be done? It's so late that you won't be ready to clean the streets, right?

Before Lorist could figure out what was going on, he heard the crowd shouting: "They're a gang...... "He gave his clothes to the thief...... "Beat him ......", "Don't let him run...... "Catch him ......"

So Lorist was surrounded by water, and the broom, bamboo pole, water spoon and other pockets were smashed over. Reaching out to protect his head, Lorist shouted, "Stop...... What are you doing...... What the hell is going on?......"

In the chaos, all I heard was "beat him to death......" and "...... Bathroom...... Peek .......""...... Accomplices ......" and other miscellaneous words.

Lorist wanted to fight back, but he found that none of the people who were beating him were vindictive, they were all ordinary people. It's not easy for him to fight back now, if he can't hold it, he'll die. In desperation, Lorist had no choice but to use his fighting spirit to protect himself and fight hard.

An old lady finally squeezed to the front with a water spoon, looked at Lorist a few times, and said, "Withdraw the fighting spirit." ”

"What?" Lorist didn't understand.

"I told you to withdraw your talisman!" said the old lady in a loud voice.

"What do you want to do?"

"If you don't withdraw your fighting spirit, how can I teach you a lesson, old arms and legs, I was tired and panicked without hitting you a few times, and I didn't tickle you when I hit with my fighting spirit!"

At this time, the people next to him were already tired, and they all stopped, and the outside only knew that they were beating people inside, and no one knew about the beating, and some of the people outside were holding up their hands and the guys were squeezed so that they couldn't distinguish between east and west, north and south, and only shouted there: "What about the thief?" "Catch it......" "Bring it out and bring it out......"

Seeing that everyone next to him had stopped, Lorist also breathed a sigh of relief, withdrew his fighting spirit and said to the old lady, "Okay, but what is the ....... of this?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the bottom of a water spoon grow larger in front of him, and the sound of "bell" smashed firmly on his eye socket, and Venus danced in front of him. Hey, it hurts, but I heard the old lady scolding: "If you don't learn well......"

"Bang" again, "Tell you to go to the women's bathroom to peek......"

"Knock" "Tell you to put a plaster cast like ......"

Originally, Lorist wanted to use his fighting spirit to protect himself after the first blow, but when he heard the old lady scolding herself for running into the women's bathroom and peeking at the plaster statue, she was deflated. I finally understood why El was still running naked with plaster powder. My day, El, you wait for me......

"I'm wronged! not me...... ...... "Lorist's cry sounded so miserable.

Lorist was sturdy and struck by the old lady's water spoon, and took advantage of her unpreparedness to lie on the ground and find a hole in the legs of the crowd, and was kicked and kicked many times. After getting out of the encirclement, the clothes they wore were not only dirty, but also torn holes one by one, and they were almost no longer covered.

I found a corner and just sat down to take a breath, "when" a copper coin landed on the ground in front of me. It turned out that a person passing by saw Lorist thinking it was a beggar, and this appearance was indeed a little miserable, and he couldn't help but feel sympathy, so he gave alms.

Lorist grabbed the copper coin and gritted his teeth with hatred: "El, El, El, you wait for me......"

But where to find El? Lorist remembered what Fat Shi said, this guy has always been homeless and elusive. Although he is the boss of the community organization in three blocks, his subordinates are in charge of the main business. However, his uncle is the owner of the Crow Tavern, and El, it is his uncle who is most afraid.

By the way, go to his uncle Gary Lando, this old man is a decent man, if he knew that El's women's bathroom dressed as a plaster cast like a peeking woman in the bath, it would definitely give El a very good memory.

Lorist stopped a rental carriage, but it took a lot of effort to convince the coachman that he was not a beggar, and he finally paid the fee before agreeing to take him to the Rook Tavern. When Lorist got out of the car, the coachman politely said: "Sir, although you are dressed with a lot of personality, I still have to advise you to change your clothes and go in again, otherwise there is no guarantee that you will not be thrown out." Good luck, sir. ”

Luckily, Lorist wasn't thrown out, and Garrylando remembered the young man who beat his nephew to the ground. The only thing that made the old man wonder was that who could make this young man with good skills so miserable? If he was not injured, he didn't see the bloody wounds, but he saw that his nose was blue and his face was swollen and he was beaten very badly.

"How did you do this?" asked Gary Lando.

"Uncle, have you seen Er, I'm all affected by him!"

Lorist said that because he saw El running naked on the street, out of kindness, he borrowed a cloak to cover his ugliness, who would have thought that he would be regarded as Eyre's accomplice, and at the same time he was beaten in vain, only to know that El ran to the women's bathroom to pretend to be a plaster cast like a peeking at a woman taking a bath and provoked public anger before being chased and running naked. If he had known this, he would have pretended not to know El and would have left him to die.

The drinkers and maids next to him leaned back and forth laughing, and interjected one after another: "It's not surprising, El likes to do these voyeuristic things the most, the tavern maids and guests are happy or when they take a bath, which one has not been peeked at by him, you can just ask." ”

The old man, Gallilando, had a dark face, and told the maid Louise to give Lorist a glass of black plum ale to suppress the alarm, and turned around and went out to find El.

After a while, the old man came in by the ear, and El was wearing pajamas, and there were a few footprints on the pajamas, which were obviously kicked by the old man while lying on the bed.

The old man gave El a few blows from time to time, and his mouth was broken: "Tell you to go to the women's bathroom, tell you to install a plaster statue, do less embarrassing things, don't you go to peek at the old ladies every day to take a bath, isn't it ......"

El screamed in pain and returned the mouth: "I'm not peeking, I'm just practicing stealth, who is interested in watching the old ladies take a bath......"

The old man pushed El down in front of Lorlist: "Say, what the hell is going on?"

El looked back and saw Lorist startled: "What's the matter, brother, wasn't it okay on the street just now?"

Lorist wanted to smash the wine glass in his hand in his face: "What do you say? Why are so many people chasing you? You still have the face to ask me?"

El understood: "So you were caught by them? Didn't I kindly remind you to run? ”

"I ...... My day, I didn't run to the women's bathroom to peek at what I ran!" Lorist was furious.

"Don't be angry, good brother, my brother apologizes to you and makes amends to you, so let's do it, tonight's wine brother is invited, you try to drink as much as possible." El graciously patted Lorist on the shoulder.

Lorist was suddenly very discouraged, the last time I dealt with it, I should have known how lazy this product was, and maybe I shouldn't have come to settle accounts with this product.

Here, El ordered the tavern maid to serve a glass of ale to all the drinkers present to count him as a treat, and caused the drinkers to cheer, ignoring the dark face of the old man Garilando.

The old man gave him a violent shudder: "Treat, when did you pay for a treat? Tell me clearly what you are doing in the women's bathroom tonight, don't blame me for breaking your legs, so that you don't have to go out every day to be embarrassed and conspicuous." ”

El covered his head and finally got honest. It's not that complicated, El did make a bet with someone to go to the women's bathroom, and he didn't lie to anyone.

El has a dream, he wants to recreate the thief profession in the era of magical civilization, the legend has it that the thieves at that time were not the thieves of today, the thieves at that time were all ghosts, lockpicking, stealth, hiding, assassination, reconnaissance, tracing, traps, etc., as well as the mysterious thieves' union. El was fascinated.

Coincidentally, El's family heirloom fighting spirit is a rare dark attribute, so El thinks that his ancestors are the legendary thieves, so he worked hard to practice the innate skills of those legendary thief professions, which he has figured out by himself, such as sneaking in his mouth.

Two days ago, El was drinking with his friends, and he was bragging about how to practice his thief skills, but a friend said that if the thief skills were really good, they would not be lost. Isn't there a paragraph on the adventures of heroes in the era of magical civilization, which says that thieves infiltrate the bathroom of the princess of the enemy country and eavesdrop on the plot set up by the princess and her lover to frame the hero. I don't want you to sneak into the princess's bathroom, but do you see the public bathroom at the corner of the street......?

El agreed, but he found it easy to sneak in, but there was nowhere to hide. The women's bathroom is a big room, except for the three or four small baths, which are empty, at a glance, the two corridors are also straight, and from time to time there are five big and three thick aunts patrolling.

Eventually, El got the idea on a discarded plaster cast thrown in the corner of the bathroom. The plaster resembles a life-size man standing in contemplation, probably because the bathroom owner thought it was a bit inappropriate in the middle of the women's bathroom, so he moved it to the corner.

El first entered the women's bathroom late one night to break the plaster statue and take it away, and then waited until the women's bathroom opened the next night to advance, covered her body with plaster powder, and stood there dressed as the plaster statue.

El was confident that no one would find him, and that the plaster cast was placed in a corner, facing the wall, and he could glance at others as long as he posed. The second is that the lights in the women's bathroom are not very bright, and the moisture is hazy, so even if you make a little movement, you won't attract the attention of others.

This is true, but everything is a surprise. No, the two young women laughed and went straight to El, and then stopped beside El, it turned out that the two women were looking for a place where no one was going to whisper.

A plump woman is telling her best friend about the passionate and romantic night she spent with her lover last night, and the other woman is untouched, and she is both envious and frightened when she hears it. The plump woman said that she tore off a rag around the waist of the plaster statue beside her.

The plaster statue was originally naked, although it was moved to the corner, but some female customers raised objections, and finally the bathroom owner made a rag and wrapped it around the waist of the plaster statue, which was considered to avoid immorality.

Er dressed as a plaster statue and naturally wanted to wrap this rag around his waist, but at this moment he was torn off by the plump woman, only to feel a chill below, but it was the plump woman who pointed to her little bird and said to another woman: "Come, look, the little bird of the average male looks like this." Don't look at him small, as long as we play it lightly, it will become thick and long, and if you use your mouth, it will be the fastest hard. ”

The plump woman said and stroked it with her hand a few times, and said happily: "Yes, it's this kind of feel, sister, you can also try it a few times, it will become longer and harder immediately." ”

The woman next to her opened her mouth wide in horror, and looked at the plaster statue trembling throughout. And the plump woman was still unconscious, still bowing her head and fiddling: "Look, girl, that's it, it's getting longer and harder, and I'll spit on you if I stroke a few more times." Like this......"

Desperately stroked it several times, and opened its mouth to smack, and then the bird in his hand spit out as he wished.

"It's too fast, and it's not as big as my boyfriend last night, it's really useless......," the plump woman commented.

El couldn't pretend anymore, especially the last sentence of the plump woman, which was too lethal to him. "It's really useless, it's really useless......."

Pushing the two women away from the plaster base, El jumped off the plaster plinth and ran to the bathroom exit, desperate to find a place to cry. "It's really useless, it's really useless......." At this moment, only this sentence echoed in his mind.

"The plaster statue is alive ......" "Oh my God, the goddess is above, what's going on?"

"No, it's a man, it's a man's ......" someone who reacted quickly had already woken up.

"It's a man, naked, catching this peeking lewd thief......"

The whole women's bathroom was in a mess, and the plump woman over there understood, and the scream was heart-rending in annoyance: "Catch him, dare to take advantage of the old lady, and beat him to death......"

The three tiger-backed aunts guarding the door of the bathroom were stunned as they watched a bare-bottomed man rush out of the women's bathroom, and it was not until they heard the screams inside that they suddenly realized: "Stop for the old lady, you shameless thief who peeked in the women's bathroom!"

And then the whole street was a sensation.

El ran out of the bathroom to come to his senses, but now he was chasing a street of people, and he couldn't find some clothes to hide his ugliness, so he had to keep running. Then I turned the corner and saw Lorist.

It was the second meeting between Lorist and El, both of whom were injured. Lorist hurts the body, El hurts the mind. For this, he had low self-esteem for a long, long time.