Chapter 110: The Cook
Ignoring the tearful appearance of the big rhinoceros, Xiao Han slipped back by the hotel wall, and was about to return to the house to warm up, who knew that as soon as one foot stepped into the door, Xiao Han suddenly stopped, and he vaguely seemed to hear someone's movement from afar.
"Someone, come sooner or later, come at this time?" withdrew his legs, Xiao Han muttered a little in his heart, walked to the door again with his hands copied, and looked far ahead along the road on the big stone slab standing at the door, sure enough, on the road, he could see a team of knights on the muddy road rushing here, and the movement he just heard must have come from them......
"Brother Qin, there is a hotel in front, although it is a bit of a detour, but it is better than sleeping in the wilderness, let's go there to rest tonight......"
Among the knights, a middle-aged man dressed in fine clothes and with a rich face was talking to a young man in white beside him, and the young man looked arrogant, holding a very pure red fox with one hand, while the other hand was slowly combing its hair.
The red fox opened his pointed mouth, yawned as if he was very comfortable, and looked very pleasant, seeing this, the young man in white chuckled, and then looked up, and his straight body was bumped up and down with the steed under him, although he did not grasp the reins, but his body was also stable, showing his excellent riding skills.
"Okay, you send two people first, go to the front to inform the store to boil more hot water, and take a shower and change clothes for a while, this is a two-day road, and they are all about to stink!"
"Okay, okay! The middle-aged man didn't show any impatience, until the young man in white spoke, he quickly agreed, straightened up, and pointed at the two knights in front with his chubby hand, "You two hurry up, go to the front and boil the water first!"
"Yes!" the two black-armored knights shouted cleanly, and with a flick of the reins, the two healthy horses suddenly increased their speed, and gradually distanced themselves from the large army.
"It looks like a passerby, huh...... Xiao Han, who saw this scene from afar, thought for a moment, then raised his feet and returned to the hotel, shouting a few times at the back kitchen.
"What's the matter? What's wrong!" When he heard this, he thought something was happening, and rushed out with a rooster in his hand!
"What's the matter!Huh, there's still a chicken?" Xiao Han was immediately happy when he saw the chicken in his hand, and even put down what he wanted to say first.
"Yes, there are geese, but they are all half hungry to death, and they can't crow!"
"It's all stewed, it's too miserable to starve to death, it's better to leave it for us halfway to eat!" Xiao Han explained with a smile, and then pointed to the door, "By the way, there is a team of people outside, and there is an outsider inside, you can let your mouse see if there is anything good, if there is, it will be robbed!"
"Are there any outsiders here?" Hearing what Xiao Han said, he was suddenly a little surprised, and walked to the door with the chicken to see that the two knights were less than two miles away from here.
"Come in, why are you staying at the door? I pretend to be the boss, you pretend to be the chef, and tease them!" Xiao Han scolded the scales, jumped lightly, jumped into the counter, flipped through an account book, and took out a pair of glasses from which drawer to put on it, and pretended to be the boss.
Liang Yan looked back at Xiao Han's funny appearance, suddenly smiled, and went back to the back kitchen with the chicken.
In the morning, there was a ticking sound of horses' hooves at the door.
"Is there anyone!boss!boss!is it dead!" I heard the sound of horses' hooves suddenly stopped, and then, two knights pushed the door in front and back, shouting at Xiao Han!
"There's no need to be so loud, I'm not deaf!" Xiao Han closed the account book and yelled at the two of them, so that the two people who had just entered the door were stunned, this opened the door to do business, I have never seen such a pair of customers.
"Are you the boss?" asked the knight who walked in front of him, uncertainly.
"Nonsense, I'm not the boss, are you?!"
"Uh...... What a big temper, hurry up and call someone to boil water! Today the uncle has packed here!"
"No one, if you want to boil water, boil it yourself!"
Xiao Han didn't know what was crazy, he sat in the chair behind the counter, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked in outside the counter, and he could see a handful of Xiao Han's hair.
"Presumptuous!"
The knight, who was walking behind, was furious, strode forward, and slapped the table so hard that everything on the table jumped with it.
"Hey, who's doing what!"
Before Xiao Han, who was sitting inside, could make a sound, he rushed out of the back kitchen with a sharp knife, and his body was splashed with blood, especially the knife in his hand, which was still dripping down drop by drop.
"Who are you?!" When the two knights saw this formation, they thought they had entered the black shop, so they pulled out the long sword they were carrying with them with two "swishs", and at the same time cautiously took a few steps back, and the tip of the sword pointed at the scale.
"Me?" The weighing stone lightly tilted his head, and when he saw Xiao Han on the side, he shook his head slightly, and then looked at the two of them dressed up, and knew that the main master was still behind, so he hurriedly waved his hand to the two of them and said, "I'm a cook, two masters, what's wrong here?"
"Cook?" the long sword in hand, the two knights were somewhat at ease, and then looked at the scales suspiciously, there were still several chicken feathers hanging on the scales, just now he killed the chickens, who would have thought that the chickens could not stand on their feet when they were hungry, but as soon as the knife wiped their necks, they immediately struggled like crazy, and splashed the blood of the scales that were caught off guard, and when they heard the movement outside, they thought that there was a fight, so they ran out without even putting down the knife.
"Well, this cook still talks like a human being, oh, the uncle is rewarded!" Seeing the short figure of the scale, and the honest face, the two of them immediately believed seven points, and put their swords back into the sheath, and the grumpy knight also took out two coins from his waist and threw them to the scales from afar.
"Ah, Uncle Xie rewarded!" The two of them were scolded 10,000 times in his heart, but he still made a grateful look on his face, and took the coin with a thousand thanks.
"This place is just the two of you, and the boss is like he has eaten gunpowder!, what about your fellows?" asked the knight.
"Hey, the world has been chaotic recently, the guys have run away, and the boss lady has also run away, so there are only me and the boss left here. As soon as his eyes rolled, the nonsense was simply coming with his mouth open, and even Xiao Han admired this kid a little, and he didn't blink his eyes when he lied to people.
"It's so miserable, forget it, Jiasan, let's do it ourselves, or in a while, the city lord will be furious again!"
"Where are you going?" Seeing the two of them coming towards him, the scales pretended to be cautious and asked, and got out of the way.
"What are you doing, boiling water! A man, like something, has to take a shower three times a day, and I can't wait to chop off my hands when I go to the toilet!" the knight known as Jiasan seemed to complain a lot, and when he asked, he immediately crackled like a popping bean.
"Jia San! shut up, let him hear, be careful with Jia Er!" The good-natured knight immediately came up and covered Jia San's mouth, and a pair of sharp eyes swept over the scales and Xiao Han!
"Woo woo......" Jia San was covered with his mouth, and the rest of the words were all held in his stomach, and he laboriously uncovered the big hand on his mouth, and said angrily: "Jia Yi, what I said is wrong?!"
"Yes, yes, yes, but now that you are under the eaves, you have to bow your head! Bear with it!" Jia Yi sighed, explained to Jia San seriously, and then looked at Liang Yan and Xiao Han, patted the long sword on his waist, and said coldly: "What you just said, it's better to forget it immediately, otherwise, hum!"
"I know, I know!" Liang Yan nodded in agreement, but Xiao Han was still lying on the chair with his legs crossed and his eyes closed, but Jia Yi and Jia San didn't care, glared at Xiao Han, and walked into the back kitchen.
And Xiao Han didn't open his eyes all the time, just listening to the voice, the two of them had already left, and quickly pulled off the glasses on his nose, and then rubbed his eyes wildly......
"What about fire?"
"The fire is on the edge of the pot!"
"Why is there no water?"
"The water is in the well!"
Listening to all kinds of chaotic sounds coming from behind, Xiao Han sat on the chair and rubbed his eyes and closed his eyes in contemplation, and gradually, a burnt smell of burning wood came from behind, and at the same time, the large army outside the door had also arrived.
"Bang ......"
The door in front of Xiao Han opened without warning, and a cold wind poured in, and the young man who was called Brother Qin walked in with the fiery fox Shi Shiran in his arms.
"What's wrong again?"
The scales may be addicted to pretending to be a chef, and when he heard the voice, he poked his head out of the back kitchen, and saw this somewhat "gentle" young man at a glance, and his heart sank, and he quickly changed his words: "Oh, there is a guest coming to the door, please inside!"
Who knew that this young man was not even a bird, glanced around, and spit out a few words with his thin lips: "Smoke miasma!" Then, the young man walked to a square table and stood still, and a young man who looked like a follower followed behind saw this, and quickly trotted over and put a piece of white cloth on the stool, and the young man sat on the stool covered with white cloth.
And this young man stood beside Brother Qin, nostrils facing the sky and shouted at the scales: "Shopkeeper! Shopkeeper! Hurry up and cook, everything must be washed for me before cooking! If there is anything unclean, beware of our young master breaking your legs!"
Liang Yan was a little stunned when he was called, and said in his heart: "An entourage is so arrogant, how can this master not go to heaven? But no matter if you go to heaven or go to the earth, it is estimated that in Xiao Han's hands, I am afraid that I will not be able to get any benefits." ”
"Hey, what about talking to you, deaf?" the young man finished calling, and when he saw that the scales were still looking at him stupidly, he suddenly became angry, picked up a teacup on the table next to him, and smashed it!
Although he was a little distracted, he still knew how to dodge something when something hit him.