Section 34 I reject the dual cultivation of yin and yang

I only heard Granny Dan continue: "The old body temporarily sealed your meridians with silver needles, cough cough...... See what else you can do. ”

Shen Mu's body couldn't move, but his head and mouth were still bright. said: "Hmph, when you leave, I will kill myself, I don't believe it, you old lady doesn't sleep." ”

When Granny Dan heard him say this, her old face was about to twist into a ball with anger, and she shouted: "You want to die, the old body won't let you die......" After speaking, she took out a knife out of nowhere, and then cut it on Shen Mu's finger. Shen Mu's whole body couldn't move, and he could only ooze a trace of blood from the wound. Shen Mu shouted: "Old woman, what are you going to do? If you want to kill or chop as soon as possible, Lao Tzu doesn't want to live." ”

Granny Dan turned a deaf ear, took out the red porcelain bottle from before and knocked it on the wound. But I saw a small insect as thick as a white line crawling out of the mouth of the bottle, the insect first sniffed the blood, and then like a baby breastfeeding, buried its head in the blood and sucked it, and the white body turned red as the blood entered. After sucking up the blood that oozed out, the insect didn't seem to be very happy, and with a sudden, it actually burrowed into the flesh of the finger along the wound.

Shen Mu saw it really, he didn't know what it was, and hurriedly said, "Hey, hey, it's in, it's in...... Crazy woman, this worm ......"

With a "snap", Granny Dan raised her hand and gave Shen Mu a slap, and shouted: "What are you shouting, don't frighten my baby!"

Shen Mu's face was swollen on half of his face, and he said, "But it's ......" He wanted to say that this blood-sucking insect entered the body, so wouldn't he be dead. After thinking about it, if I said this, wouldn't I let this strange woman be swayed again? Immediately snorted coldly and shouted: "Wow, you want me to die, you can be happy, Lao Tzu is not a person who is afraid of death." ”

Granny Dan said: "Hmph, don't use the agitation method, how can the old body be a yellow-haired girl, leave this kind of trick to your Jiuquan and talk to Emperor Yama." If it weren't for the old body who used you now, how could he listen to you so noisy. You kid pray that my little jade dragon will not die in your body, you are now its owner, if you die, it will not live. If it dies, you won't live!"

I don't know if what I said is true or not, anyway, it scared Shen Mu into a cold sweat. Xindao: That white nematode actually has such a mighty name, "Jade Dragon". Hey, he crossed Wulong Mountain and didn't die on Wulong Mountain, but he was killed by this jade dragon.

But when the jade dragon entered the skin, he didn't feel it at all, but even the itching on his body disappeared. When Shen Mu was just rejoicing, he suddenly felt that something seemed to be swimming in the dantian again, could it be that the jade dragon had already entered his dantian? Anyway, the fifth uncle said that the Dao Qi in his body was scarce, so he would go, as long as it was not uncomfortable and painful.

Granny Dan waited for a stick of incense, then took a pale yellow porcelain bottle, grabbed Shen Mu's injured finger, and poured out a little yellow powder. The powder stained the wound, and a white smoke came out, and Shen Mu, who was in pain, screamed "ah" and almost fainted.

Granny Dan slapped her hand from another direction, Shen Mu was restrained in the acupoint, although she saw the slap flying, but she couldn't dodge it, and with a "snap", she was hit again. This time, the two faces are finally balanced.

Granny Dan scolded: "What is it called, it frightened the jade dragon, it didn't dare to come out, and the old body cut open your belly." ”

I only felt that the blood was surging, and the jade dragon crawled out along the same path for some reason. At this time, the jade dragon's body shape did not change, except that the color changed from red to purple.

Granny Dan introduced the jade dragon into the porcelain vase and muttered to herself, "Strange, what went wrong and why it never succeeded." As she spoke, she took a porcelain bottle, and poured some red powder down the wound and put it on the wound, which had no blood spilling out, but when it was stained with powder, the wound cracked open again, oozing blood. Granny Dan poured out a jade dragon from another porcelain bottle, and the little jade dragon was the same as before, first sucking up the blood, and then burrowing into Shen Mu's blood.

Granny Dan took another gray elixir, pinched Shen Mu's mouth, and threw it down, this elixir smelled very bad, a few points more stinky than the durian that had just been peeled, the pill went down, as if gnawing a mouthful of dog shit, the breath coming out of the nose seemed to have that disgusting taste, Shen Mu almost vomited his whole stomach.

After half a pillar of incense, when the jade dragon climbed out, it turned purple again. Granny Dan tried four more pills in a row, and every time the jade dragon pulled it out, it turned purple.

Shen Mu had already been exhausted from tossing. This dead old woman has used herself as a medicine primer. If Lao Tzu has three long and two short, you will be the first to strangle to death. I really hate that I don't have a skill, and I was actually caught and fiddled with by this weak old woman. It really hurts my self-esteem.

Every time Shen Mu scolded, Granny Dan raised her hand and slapped her. In the last two times, Shen Mu didn't speak, squinting leisurely and waiting for the jade dragon to come in, and then climb out, Shen Mu felt that he had a bit of Ah Q spirit at the moment.

Granny Dan was busy working for an hour or two, and finally had a dry cough. Shen Mu was afraid that she would die here, but no one let him out, so he hurriedly said, "Old woman, don't die." Isn't it just a medicine practice, is it worth being in such a hurry?"

Granny Dan snorted, raised her eyelids, and said, "What is the old body doing, you can ask about it." She brushed Shen Mu's back casually, Shen Mu felt like a mosquito pricking her back, and then her hands and feet actually had an intuition, but she kept this posture for a long time, her legs were numb, and she couldn't help but fall to the ground.

Granny Dan waited for a moment and asked Shen Mu to lie down on the low bed. Shen Mu didn't know what he meant, and said in a panic: "What to do, I won't sleep with you, if you, an old woman, want to pick up the yang and replenish the yin, I will definitely bite my tongue and kill myself." ”

"Smack", another slap in the face. "Don't talk nonsense, and think like this, the old body cut your thing. ”

Where did Shen Mu dare to speak, so he had to move his body and lie on the hay bed, the length of the chains on his feet was just enough.

Granny Dan stretched out her hand and pricked two more needles, and Shen Mu knew that the dead old woman was afraid that she would commit suicide, so after leaving, she used the silver needle to seal her acupuncture points to prevent herself from moving at will. He opened his mouth to speak, only to find that this time even the dumb hole was sealed.

Granny Dan took the porcelain vase and turned to leave. The door was locked again, and only Granny Dan's hoarse voice came: "Next time I try medicine, I will bring food." As for convenience, I'm holding back and waiting for me. If you can't hold it back and you get dirty here, eat it yourself!"

Dead old woman, it's better to go out and fall to your death! Wait, but don't fall to your death first, and wait for the next time you try the medicine, it's best to go to heaven with a bang. Shen Mu scolded the most filthy words he had learned in his life in his heart.

There was no sunlight in the stone room, and I didn't know that after a few days, the old woman came back and forth five times, and each time she changed the pill and told Shen Mu to eat it, and then released the jade dragon. However, every time the red ones go in and the purple ones come out.

Granny Dan didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and seemed to be doing methodical experiments. However, Shen Mu was tossed for a while, this time it was not just as simple as being knocked over the five-flavor bottle, but the whole body was tormented by those pills with inexplicable flavors and various colors, if he was tossed by the old woman a few more times, he would not become a zombie, and he would not be far from death.

Shen Mu kept asking Granny Dan what she was trying with him. Granny Dan originally just slapped him, but anyway, whether Shen Mu cooperated or not, she had a way to put the pill into Shen Mu's mouth. But this time, no matter how many slaps Shen Mu received, he was always repeating the sentence "What are you trying?" ”

In the sixth round, Granny Dan finally couldn't help it, and raised her hand to smash the porcelain vase.

Shen Mu was relieved when he saw the broken porcelain bottles all over the ground. I was tortured by this repeatedly, although this thing couldn't kill me, I still ate so many inexplicable pills, and I felt that my body was hollowed out.

Granny Dan vented for a while, raised her hand, and gave Shen Mu another slap. Shen Mu has been counted these times, and he has received no less than twenty slaps, if there is a mirror that can look at his face, he is afraid that there will be a pig Bajie.

Shen Mu had already held back the fire in his belly, and he was slapped inexplicably. immediately scolded: "Your grandmother is a ball, she has no ability, but she is angry with me." has the ability to solve Lao Tzu's acupoints, Lao Tzu doesn't care what respects the old and loves the young, and he takes the guy alone. ”

Smack, another slap.

Granny Dan scolded: "Hou Sheng, be careful when you speak, the old body killing you is like stepping on an ant." ”

Shen Mu scolded: "Old witch, stinky and shameless, get a big man to do the experiment...... Left and right are a death, how about scolding you. ”

Granny Dan raised her hand and suddenly stopped in mid-air, and finally did not come down.

An old man with gray hair suddenly squatted down and began to sob.

"The old immortal called you immortal for the rest of your life, but you went to the old lady. Ahem...... It's all to blame on the stinky Taoist priests in Luan Cangshan...... The old body is incompetent, and it took three years to never make a fixed immortal dispersion...... This vendetta ...... Ahem"

Shen Mu heard Granny Dan talk about "Luan Cangshan", he was stunned, this place sounded so familiar, and after thinking about it, it was indeed the two women he met in the outer city of Dingzhou Mansion that night who looked like people from Luan Cangshan, but the two of them didn't look like bad people, but more like chivalrous heroes, how could this old witch have a grudge with Luan Cangshan. Seeing that Granny Dan was crying pitifully, after all, she was facing an old woman, and Stockholm syndrome was rampant immediately, regardless of how Granny Dan tortured him. Immediately comforted softly: "Old woman, you ...... Alas, people can't be resurrected after death, don't be too sad, old woman, you need to take care of your body and bones. ”

Granny Dan was crying sadly, and Shen Mu's words could be heard. After crying for a while, I fell into deep thought, thinking that I remembered my wife, and I felt sad and sad in my heart, and there was a heart-rending dry cough.