Chapter 286: Eternal Night
"Are you schizophrenic because of the old man's backlash, or are you too excited and sick?" Xin Wu no longer used honorifics, anyway, the latter should not care about etiquette. Pen, fun, pavilion www.biquge.info elegant romance.
"You're like a retard, and your remarks are as idiotic as saying I drank and choked to death. The unfamiliar youth voice sneered, and said arrogantly: "A stupid person who doesn't know anything, but he points fingers at the god of learning and being rich, in my eyes, you are a boy who wants to prostitute without any hair, and you are not afraid of being caught to death by a woman......"
Xin Wu wants to say goodbye, this guy's shamelessness is definitely at the same level as Hadashi.
He shook his head, sighed, and gave a thumbs up to the red blood mass in front of him: "Your **, it's really beyond my imagination." ”
"It's the same with your idiot. The latter was dismissive.
"In terms of IQ, it's not that I'm bragging, there are almost no people in the world who are smarter than me. Xin Wu came to a little scrappy, the word idiot is really insulated from him.
If you want to understand the latter, you must communicate, even if this communication is nonsense from all over the world, and it is nonsense.
"Your words have blown several cows to death. "The shadow man may be because of the great benefits that lead to high energy and happy spirits, coupled with the pain of idle eggs, he has been aroused by the child's disobedience not to admit defeat, and he is bound to distinguish from Xin Wu.
He felt that if he didn't completely convince Xin Wu, this young man wouldn't know what respect was, and he would inevitably annoy himself in the future.
"You think you're smart?" Xin Wu was unconvinced.
"It's all a false praise from the world, and I was accidentally given the title of the first genius in history. ”
"Your words have blown the cattle of the whole steppe to death. Xin Wu sneered mercilessly.
"Are you not convinced, who taught you to practice body forging?" the young voice said in surprise, he didn't expect that someone would doubt his genius, and he was still unconvinced.
"Who wouldn't be a sports car with a mouth, and Munihong still thinks of himself as an epic protagonist. ”
"If you're not convinced, who taught you to practice body forging?" the voice kept repeating.
"Three hundred is a lot, and the line is the champion, maybe it's just that you happen to have practiced forging. Xin Wu retorted very unconfidently, he knew that his words were very weak, but the other party was a scoundrel and insisted on this, and he could only change the topic rogues.
"Compare one?" The young man suddenly became interested, he didn't just take the forging body, why let the scoundrel Xin Wu underestimate it?
The blood mist formed by the old man Jiao had been completely absorbed, and behind the curtain-like blood, a pitch-black angel with three pairs of wings could be faintly seen, and its horns were uniquely raised.
Angel?!
Devil?!
Xin Wu frowned slightly, but shouted in his mouth: "Of course I have to compare, although I don't care about fame, but I resolutely don't accept the insult of idiots." ”
"Then I'll test you, how much is one plus one?"
"The number is equal to two, and the word is equal to the king. Xin Wu raised his eyebrows, and he was embarrassed to ask such an old-fashioned question.
"Yes, kid, you can withstand the bombardment of my ultimate. ”
What kind of trick is this, Xin Wu wanted to roar angrily.
"Let me ask you again, an old man can make ten bamboo baskets a day, one sells for one penny, and five hundred only sells for four hundred, how much does he sell for 100 million?"
Xin Wu muttered softly, with his IQ, how could he be trapped by this kind of text trap, as long as he carefully examined the question, this question would be very idiotic.
"If 500 is a small profit but quick turnover, then 100 million is a fool's dream.
By the time the old man makes 100 million, he will have already died, what money will he sell, and sell the money to bury himself?"
The young man was surprised, but then he reluctantly spoke: "Let me ask you again, is the sun in the sky near us in the morning or near us at noon?"
If the morning is close to us, why is it hotter at noon, isn't this hot celestial body even hotter when it is closer?
If it's close to us at noon, then why does it look bigger in the morning and objects look bigger when they're close to sight, isn't it?"
Xin Wu was slightly stunned, this is an astronomical question, no matter what the result is, it is self-contradictory, then there is no answer to this question at all, or the answers are all wrong.
But objectively existing things must have answers, and the real answer is: the distance between the sun and the continent is constant, and the reason why the sense of time and minute is different may be many reasons, and the most likely is that the world is in motion.
Xin Wu thought of the moving star recorded in Shen Qi's memory, and instantly came up with the answer.
"The distance of the sun from us is eternally fixed. ”
"Oh, yes, my little temper is really on the same page with you today.
The well is 20 meters deep, and a snail climbs 10 meters during the day and drops 9 meters at night, how many days does it take for it to climb out of the well?"
"Twelve days!"
The young man was taken aback, and then said happily: "You are indeed good, the first question is clever, the second question is very wise, you need to see the essence through the phenomenon, the third question is astronomical knowledge, and the fourth question is mathematical knowledge...... I'll admit that you can catch up with one ten-thousandth of me. ”
"What does it mean to like a girl?"
"I like a girl, I like, the last girl, this explanation is in line with your **; I don't like the current girl, I like the previous one, that is, the previous one; to be precise, there are three meanings. ”
"Shanglian: When the mountain is a sword, the water is like a red sleeve, dancing the world. ”
"Downlink: The road is like a pipa, the wind is like a string, and it sings the world. ”
"Ants move snake aisles?" the young man became more and more anxious as he spoke, just like the storyteller said excitedly, even if he was blushing and his neck was thick, his chest was tight and his breath was short, he was unwilling to stop.
"Tomorrow there will be heavy rain!" Xin Wu replied more and more fluently, giving people the beauty of flowing water.
......
"You have a bow and arrows in your hand. There are wolves in front and ghosts in the back, do you shoot wolves or ghosts?"
"I'll shoot you idiot's head!" Xin Wu finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he forgot what respect was.
The other party's question is imaginative, and the leap is very large, the first one is an elegant literary topic, and the latter immediately becomes a vulgar copulation problem, and it is also called a beautiful name, this is a discussion of life science.
He felt that although the existence in his body had always emphasized status and respect, he didn't really care about those vain things.
Compared to the first encounter, the man who devoured the old man became like a vigorous narcissistic teenager of his own age.
He has a straightforward personality, is a shameless scoundrel, likes to play clever, but does not hide or pretentious, and is completely a combination of Hadashi and Munihong.
Xin Wu has long been accustomed to dealing with them, and when he gets along with men at this moment, he naturally has no fear, and has become freewheeling and reckless.
"You just called me an idiot?" the young man was stunned for a moment, and asked uncertainly?
"The idiot question is, of course, raised by idiots. ”
"Do you want me to beat you to know that I am both civil and military?" the young man threatened, and the faint blood qi formed a strong wind from the inside out.
"I answer your questions fluently, but you haven't answered my questions?
You say I'm an idiot, but all your questions have been answered by idiots, and if you can't answer the questions that my idiot asks you, I will not only scold you for being an idiot, but also add a big word in front of it. ”
"How can there be a question in this world that I can't answer, and if there is, then what I say is the answer. The young man's voice smiled heartily and said generously: "In order to convince you to lose, I expect your questions to be as violent as a storm?"
"Who are you?" Xin Wu smiled slightly, and the other party was finally surrounded by himself.
The latter was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted: "You are fooling me?"
"I like to play monkeys and don't like people, I didn't force you to answer, you just asked me to ask a question. Xin Wu's eyes rolled, and he deliberately asked in surprise: "Are you really an idiot who can't even answer such a simple question as who you are?"
"You think too much, what about telling you about this day's genius? I'm just afraid that you will worship me too much! "If he is as proud as he is, how can he lose face?
No matter how bitter the fruit he grows, he has to eat it, and as long as he answers Xin Wu's question, he doesn't lose.
The title of idiot is not even willing to accept a human being who has lived for more than ten years, let alone this "God" who has lived for an unknown amount of time!
"This day's genius is called Eternal Night, there are many nicknames, what is so handsome that it was cut down, so handsome that it was a female wheel, the first day of the unprecedented through the ages, everyone loves flowers and flowers and blooms in the star field, what a lonely god is invincible, a melancholy little stallion and the like......"
Xin Wu interrupted the strange young man's words and asked with a little confusion: "Are you sure that the melancholy little stallion is praising you? What else is it called Eternal Night? ”
"You know the eggs, for those races with fewer people and average reproductive ability, stallions are the supreme glory. ”
Xin Wu nodded casually, he didn't intend to talk about the word stallion and eternal night.
As for whether the name Eternal Night is true or not, he really doesn't have much interest, but it will be slightly more convenient to have a name to address each other.
"Why do you have wings?"
"Because my ideals grow behind me, I want to fly into the blue sky with my ideals and through the cloud-covered starry sky......"
"Stop!" Xin Wu said unhappily: "You are easy to self-absorb, can you be a little more normal, the old man is not a pot of fake wine." ”
"Hey, because there are too few people who sympathize with me, I stand at the peak of genius, and no one understands me at all, so I can only be self-absorbed......"
"You...... What does it have to do with the watchman?" Xin Wu hit the nail on the head and threw out this sharp question, he wanted to know the ins and outs of the eternal night, and the purpose of his appearance in his spiritual world.
The Heaven Swallowing Earth Bead was given to him by the watchman, so much nonsense, the relationship has been stretched for so long, and the foreshadowing has paved the way, in the final analysis, this grass is the question he wanted to know the most at the beginning!
Although Eternal Night may not answer, Xin Wu must ask.
Some things are like that, and it's better to fail, to make mistakes, than to do nothing.