Chapter 53: Drunkenness
"Water ......" I don't know when, Xiao Han slowly opened his eyes, his vision was a little blurred, he only felt that his throat was like a fire, and he shouted hoarsely, just when he wanted to get up, he felt that his skull exploded, buzzing! Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"The water is here, drink it quickly!" A voice seemed to come from the sky, Xiao Han didn't hear whose voice it was at all, he only felt that there was a cold thing stuffed into his mouth in the blur, and he didn't care about the headache, Xiao Han immediately raised his upper body and leaned sideways, holding a big bowl and greedily pouring water into his mouth.
A large bowl of water was poured into it, Xiao Han felt that he had returned to his soul, and he lay down slowly, not daring to shake his head, afraid that his head would really explode if he shook it!
"How's it going?, do you feel better?" The voice just now came again, and now Xiao Han heard it clearly, it was Angel's voice! Now I was relieved, and I was not as anxious as I was just now, I lay down peacefully, at least I didn't get lost.
"What happened, how did I get back?" After lying down for a while, Xiao Han suddenly remembered this, rubbed his head gently, and asked with some annoyance.
"Drink so much again!Look what you've drunk!" Seeing Xiao Han's uncomfortable appearance, Angel herself prepared a bunch of reproachful words, but she couldn't say it for a while, she could only simply count a few words from Xiao Han, so she was busy putting the towel on the side of the copper basin next to her into the copper basin to soak it, wring out the water, and shook it again, and then gently put it on Xiao Han's forehead, her movements were elegant and natural, just like the little daughter-in-law of the Gu family.
The cold towel was put on his head, Xiao Han suddenly felt a cool feeling in his head, and he vaguely recalled some of the events of last night, but he only remembered that he was extremely arrogant and fought with Rhodes, and he really couldn't remember what happened later, he drank too much and broke it...... It's a headache, it's really rare in the world for magicians to fight like Xiao Han and Rod!
Angel...... How long have I been asleep?How did you find me?" Taking a few deep breaths, Xiao Han reluctantly opened his eyes and asked.
"I slept all morning, it's afternoon now!And asked us how we found you!" Angel was angry when she thought of this, originally they had finished talking about things in the mercenary union and found that Xiao Han had not yet appeared, so they called Xiao Han through the communication ring, who knew that it was the noisiest time in the tavern at that time, Xiao Han couldn't hear it at all, fortunately the miracle was with them, and through Xiaohua's translation, Xiao Han was eating alone...... (Miracle Words)
As a result, a few people didn't look for Xiao Han again, thinking that he should go back to the hotel by himself after eating, so they also found a restaurant for dinner, then went to the night market, went back to the hotel, and prepared to sleep.
As a result, Xiao Han didn't come back in the middle of the night, and Meng Sai and they were anxious, so they asked Miracle to take them to Xiao Han, but Miracle was still unwilling, and he didn't know what benefits he gave, so he took someone to find Xiao Han, and then ......
"You really don't remember what happened last night?" Angel glanced at Xiao Han, who was rubbing his head wildly, and asked suspiciously.
Xiao Han has a headache, he didn't want to be too bold at the beginning last night, but Rod may have been depressed for too long, and he has no friends to talk to (Rod himself said, in fact, the better a person, the fewer true friends), come up and hold the jar and pour it, but Long Zhiyun is a serious distilled spirit, and the wine is absolutely serious! Xiao Han estimated that it would have to be forty or fifty degrees to drop it, who would dare to drink it like this! Xiao Han dodged away early, don't wait to spray his body, he didn't expect Rod to have red eyes and bulging mouth, and his stomach rose and fell several times, so scared that Xiao Han had to squat under the table several times, but in the end he swallowed it in a daze, even Xiao Han had to say that he was indeed a man!
What's more, Xiao Han prides himself on being the god of wine, and even the god of war was put down by him at the beginning, seeing that Rhodes was so arrogant, Xiao Han slipped out several jars from the space ring, the jars were not big, but there were two or three catties!
"I can't remember, I don't have any impression, give me some water, thirsty!By the way, what about that kid Rod?" Xiao Han hammered his head in annoyance, and shouted at Angel, who looked unwilling.
Hearing Xiao Han shouting thirsty, Angel poured a large bowl of water from the table and served it to Xiao Han, watched Xiao Han drink it all, took the empty bowl, and didn't put it down, just stood at the head of Xiao Han's bed and said, "Who is Rod?
"That's what Rod is...... Hey, I'll explain to you later, what do you mean by saying it's too messy?" Xiao Han originally wanted to explain, but his head was too uncomfortable, and it hurt when he talked too much, so he could only make a long story short!
"Let me help you recall, last night someone was said to be extremely coquettish...... Striptease dancing in the tavern lobby...... Haha......" Angel said as she burst out laughing.
"Khan ...... No!" Xiao Han's face turned red instantly, and he quickly lifted the quilt to take a look, fortunately, although the pants were a little messy, at least they were still there!
Seeing Xiao Han's hurried appearance, Angel finally couldn't hold back a laugh and continued: "Not only that! You also beat the owner of someone's tavern, riding on someone else's body and pulling their ears to make people call you grandpa! The boss is almost fifty years old!"
Xiao Han didn't have any expression except for being speechless, he was so arrogant when he was drunk? He didn't have it before, and he didn't ride the God of War, he didn't want to think about it, if he really dared to ride, the God of War wouldn't slap him into outer space!
"That's not all!" Angel glanced at Xiao Han and continued!
"Oh my God! and?" Xiao Han was about to go crazy, picking up the quilt and covering his head! His most embarrassing appearance was caught by the goddess, what face will he face in the future?
Angel didn't care about Xiao Han's shrunken turtle appearance, lowered her head and continued beside Xiao Han's quilt: "Later, you almost demolished someone's tavern, and you went to find a big-breasted ......."
"No! Absolutely not!" Xiao Han couldn't help it anymore when he heard this, and he didn't care about his head, he jumped up directly from the bed, and shouted at the top of his voice: "That's what Rod said! I didn't agree at the time! I went there specifically to drink and eat! You have to believe me, I definitely didn't look for any big-breasted beauties!"
"Who said it was a big-breasted beauty? Shameless!phew!" Angel's face turned red and she smacked Xiao Han fiercely.
"Huh, not the big breasts you said?" Xiao Han sat down slowly, his head a little messy.
"Yes, you found a man with some deformities on his chest, and then he was said to be harassing people......" Angel felt a little disgusted as she spoke......
"Oh my God, a thunderbolt will kill me......" Xiao Han was completely stupid now, how could it be? How could it be possible? Could it be that when I was drinking, I always thought about the big-breasted beauty that Rod said? When I was drunk, I was completely exposed? But how could it be a man? It's over, Rick and Kate don't know how to arrange themselves now...... A name for his own life......
"By the way, how many people know! I'm going to kill people and kill people!" Xiao Han didn't know what kind of nerves he had, so he jumped off the bed and was about to run out barefoot.
"What are you crazy about?" Angel dragged Xiao Han back, poor Xiao Han was tired all over, and was dragged back by Angel and almost hit the bed.
"We saw this scene when we arrived, there were many people watching the excitement next to it, even the city guards came, these are all said by the people around, you don't know, it was called a mess at the time, we almost wanted to pretend that we didn't know you, it's too embarrassing......" At this time, Angel finished speaking in one breath, Xiao Han covered his face, knelt in front of the bed like a confession, and really had no face to see people!
It took a long time to recover, Xiao Han looked up blankly, and asked, "Don't talk about this, I'm going to collapse, what ...... What about Kate, they're not there at this time, don't they laugh at me, what's wrong, it's not their character!"
"I'm going to see the tryouts, who's waiting here to laugh at you! There's Alice's one today. ”
"So fast?I only signed up yesterday and started today?" Finally pulling the topic away, Xiao Han cheered up and continued to ask.
Angel glanced at Xiao Han, as if she disliked him very much, and then said: "Yesterday I let you listen, you sneaked out to drink, people have already started the selection, and when we went, it was the latest, and that sister asked you to get a professional certificate, and you can directly rematch!"
Xiao Han slowly got up and sat on the bed, the ground was too hard, this was not paved with a little floor, and his kneeling knees hurt a little!
"It's the certificate issued by your magicians' guild to the corresponding level!"
"Oh, do you want money?"
“...... I don't know. Angel has a black line, and she knows if she wants money. Besides, this should be the common sense of magicians, why didn't Xiao Han know?
Don't say it, Xiao Han really doesn't know, he belongs to a crash course, how long has it been since he studied magic? In fact, even Angel Monsai didn't know that he had only been able to learn magic for two or three years to reach his current level! This speed was too appalling! Even Cassius couldn't believe it! He repeatedly told Xiao Han not to say it!
If this was for Rhodes to know, he would have to die on the pillar, and in the past, his master would have settled the matter of the vocational certificate for him, of course, he didn't give it to him, this low-level certificate was like garbage in Cassius's eyes, and it might have been used to make a fire. The Magicians' Guild, he really hasn't been there!
"Then do you have it?" Xiao Han thought hard, but he really couldn't remember, and asked Angel again.
"Well, I used to have a fourth-level certificate, but then I was too lazy to get it, I felt that it was useless, and the low-level ones didn't want money, and I didn't know if the high-level ones wanted money. Angel replied truthfully.