Chapter 193, can you commit suicide?
readx;? Although he had many dreams of marrying a princess, he still didn't expect the little princess to be so enthusiastic and unrestrained, what is the difference between this and modern people? Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Where does the story begin?
Fan Xiaojian saw that the CPU in his brain was running at a fast speed, and he was about to burn the fans.
Finally sorted out the idea from the mess of information!
Late at night, in front of the steps of the Fengtian Temple, the flame of love began with a kiss on the forehead!
Hahaha!
That's right!
In the past, the poor boy Cowherd stole the skirt of the Jade Emperor Lao'er and the little princess to take a bath and achieved a grand marriage, and today I have Fan Houye on the forehead of the emperor's old princess and continue to write a love legend!
The ancients still have a lot to learn, not to mention the evil system of a group of wives and concubines, being looked at and kissed can solve the major events of life, where to find such a good thing?
If this is the case now, wouldn't the outside of the girls' bathhouse be overcrowded?
said a lot, but in fact, these were just flashes in Fan Xiaojian's brain.
But.
Fan Xiaojian coughed and decided to be a quality person, saluting first and then soldiering.
Fan Xiaojian opened his arms like facing the sea breeze: "Hey, Fu'er, you can see, I didn't do anything." ”
Fu'er's frightened eyes widened: "I'm me, I'm me, I've seen it." ”
Fan Xiaojian smiled: "This has nothing to do with me, does it? When the time comes, don't say that I am molesting the little princess, please be a witness, I can invite you to eat lollipops. ”
Fu'er froze for a moment, and jumped onto Fan Xiaojian's back, hugging Fan Xiaojian's neck tightly.
Fan Xiao was stupid, the master and servant? This, what kind of formation is this?
"Fan Xiaojian!"
Qin's voice suddenly came.
Fan Xiaojian looked up and saw Qin Sister-in-law rubbing her eyes and appearing at the door of the house, it seemed that she was taking a nap just now, and such a big movement outside woke her up, like a dead pig.
Fan Xiaojian was slandering Qin's sister-in-law in the abdomen.
Qin Sister-in-law shouted angrily: "Fan Xiaojian, what are you doing?!"
Fan Xiaojian looked innocent: "I may be dreaming." ”
Qin Sister-in-law stared at Fan Xiaojian, suddenly showed an ecstatic expression, and rushed over with her arms open to Fan Xiaojian.
Fan Xiaojian waited for Qin Sister-in-law to fly and hug her, and said in her heart that this must be a dream, yes, it is true! But why is this dream so fragrant? Could it be that his character is not good?
The question is, what's wrong with your character?
A more important question is, Qin Wuwen flew to hug herself, should she hug her?
What about after hugging?
Do you want to kiss or not?
But what if I haven't kissed?
Will she be laughed at?
Whatever! Is this a good dream? Jokes are jokes!
What about after kissing?
Do you want to hehe?
Not hey, hey?
But what if you haven't said anything?
Will she be laughed at?
Whatever! Is this a good dream? Jokes are jokes!
Come on!
Let the storm come harder!
Three is three, I'm not afraid of many good things, I've never eaten pork, haven't you seen pork yet?
Qin Wuwen opened her arms and rushed over like the wind.
Fan Xiaojian felt that the fragrance on Qin's body was getting stronger and stronger.
Then I saw Qin Sister-in-law bypassing herself and coming behind her.
Then the two ears heard Qin Sister-in-law's surprise cry one after another: "Tang Bohu, you are finally back!"
The intoxicated smile on Fan Xiaojian's face fell down with a "click", and his heart was broken!
Tang Bohu is the name of Qin's little tiger.
This name was strongly protested by Fan Xiaojian, asking for a fashionable atmosphere, such as the stone dog leftovers, or called Tyson, at least it is also a fierce carnivore, but it was ruthlessly rejected by Qin Wuwen. The reason why Fan Xiaojian strongly protested was only because he suspected that Qin Sister-in-law took this name because Qin Sister-in-law liked talented people and was far from his own image.
This does not bode well.
Helplessly, the master insisted on this, and Fan Xiaojian couldn't help it.
Fan Xiaojian once said that he was half the owner of the little tiger, but this was ruthlessly refuted by Qin and his wife, and the old bottom was revealed, saying that at that time, Fan Xiaojian and the master almost ate the little tiger, Fan Xiaojian was ashamed to see it, and saw that the little tiger looked at him with resentment, so he saniently stopped mentioning it.
It turned out to be the little tiger who came back, so it's no wonder that the master and servant hung on themselves.
So he slapped his four white and greasy little hands and touched them again, saying, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you have raised it yourself." As he spoke, the two of them turned around.
Sure enough, it was a little tiger.
Little Tiger is no longer what it used to be, and has developed into a secondary 2 youth.
No wonder the two were afraid.
However, the little tiger looked at the second master with curiosity in his eyes at this time, and didn't understand why he had three heads.
Qin and her sister-in-law hugged Tang Bohu and was really affectionate, and she stunned the two people on Fan Xiaojian's body and forgot about it.
Fan Xiaojian coughed: "How long are you going to stay? Do you need to celebrate the New Year?"
Princess An Le and Fu'er got down from Fan Xiaojian with red faces.
Sister-in-law Qin and Tang Bohu made love for a long time, stood up, and smiled at another beautiful woman who was showing off her flowers: "I'm sorry, I snubbed my sister." ”
The woman's eyes kept spinning around Fan Xiaojian's little princess Fu'er, and she smiled when she heard the words: "Sister is polite, thank you sister for raising Tang Bohu for me, it's so fun." ”
Fan Xiaojian looked at the woman suspiciously.
The woman smiled enchantingly, stepped forward and patted Fan Xiaojian on the shoulder: "Fan shopkeeper, don't you know my sister?"
Fan Xiaojian suddenly realized and called out: "Sister Lanxiang." ”
The one who was called Lan Xiang grinned and said, "I thought that Master Fan would not recognize my sister if she became a big official in the court." ”
This person is the concubine of He Dayou, the richest man in Yangzhou.
He Daren failed to open a restaurant in Yangzhou, but he got acquainted with He Dayou, and later according to the idea of Qin Sister-in-law's idea to carry out a large amount of material business related to the army, in order to avoid attracting attention, he partnered with He Dayou, the capital contribution was forty-six, and the division was sixty-four.
He Dayou was greedy for huge profits, so he handled this matter.
So the two got acquainted.
He Dayou's concubine has always been obsessed with the little tiger, so she came to Hefu to find Qin and the little tiger to play, and after getting acquainted, she often took the little tiger to Yangzhou.
Slowly, the little tiger grows into the second middle tiger.
Fortunately, He Dayou was not jealous, and he was very fond of his little concubine Lan Xiang, and he was obedient and obedient, like a fish in water.
Qin and the others knew that He Dayou's concubine belonged to the beautiful and brainless type, so they were relieved to deal with them.
This time, Lanxiang sent Tang Bohu back, just in time for such a scene.
Princess An Le and Fu'er were extremely embarrassed.
Princess An Le was even more tearful in her eyes, turning around again and again, and finally gritted her teeth and said to Fan Xiaojian: "No one can say anything about today." ”
Fan Xiaojian hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay, rest assured, Your Highness, I won't say it." ”
"Your Highness!" Qin and Lan Xiang have been looking at these two curiously, guessing their identities, Lan Xiang was originally from a good background, and guessing the direction is even more exhaustive.
But I didn't expect it to be His Royal Highness, the princess of the dynasty?
This dress, this beauty, this is really it!
How did you get here?
Don't say what the two of them think in their hearts.
Princess An Le said to Fan Xiaojian: "You have to say it, I have to kill you!"
Fan Xiaojian hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I'm going to say it, I'll wipe my neck myself." ”
Princess An Le was still not at ease: "If you say it, I will commit suicide." He shed a tear as he spoke.
Fan Xiaojian also cried: "Don't don't, I will never say it! I swear to God!"
Princess An Le pointed at Qin Sister-in-law: "She can't say either." ”
Sister-in-law Qin hurriedly said: "I won't say it, I won't say it, Your Highness can rest assured." ”
Fan Xiaojian hurriedly pointed at Qin and her sister-in-law: "We are in a group, we will definitely not say it." ”
Lan Xiang hurriedly declared: "I'm also in a group, I won't say it." ”
Princess An Le looked at Lan Xiang and then at Qin and Fan Xiaojian: "You are not in a group. "She's not stupid after all.
Lan Xiang was nervous for a while: "Don't, don't kill me." She knew that her life was not a matter in the eyes of the royal family, and the princess was so ugly under her nose that it was not a joke to say that she had killed herself.
looked at Qin and Fan Xiaojian again, and begged: "Miss Qin, Brother Fan, save me, I can't forget you when I am a cow or a horse." ”
Fu'er trembled and grabbed Lanxiang and asked Princess Anle: "Princess, do you want to kill her?"
Lan Xiang shuddered: "Don't, don't." ”
Princess An Le looked pleading: "Can you please do something?"
Lan Xiang shuddered: "I don't want to say it, don't ask for it." ”
Princess An Le said very seriously: "Can you kill yourself?"
Lan Xiang was stunned: "Why do you want me to commit suicide?"
Princess An Le's eyes turned red: "Because I haven't killed anyone." ”
Lan Xiang tried to smile: "Then don't kill, it's not good to kill." ”
Princess An Le shook her head: "No, you will definitely say it." ”
Lan Xiang shuddered: "I, I, I must not say it." ”
Princess An Le comforted: "I don't believe it, can I give you more silver?"
Lan Xiang trembled: "I, I, I, I want to die." ”
Fan Xiaojian took out a pill and said to Lan Xiang: "Take this pill, if you lie, your nose will grow, and if your nose becomes an elephant, the master will definitely not like you." So you won't say, do you eat or not?"
Lan Xiang glanced at Fan Xiaojian and hurriedly said, "Eat, eat, eat." He took it and swallowed it.
This pill is from a medicine jar.
Fan Xiaojian was worried and asked, "How do you feel about eating?"
Lan Xiang realized: "It seems to be full of strength." ”
Fan Xiaojian nodded: "By the way, if you lie, this power will be concentrated on the nose, and then the nose will grow, do you feel a little itchy on the nose?"
Orchid flowers lost their color: "Itchy! I'm me, I'm not going to say it, don't worry." ”
Sister-in-law Qin led Tang Bohu to Princess Anle and said, "Look, you touch it, it's very good." ”
Princess An Le trembled and touched the top of Tang Bohu's head, Tang Bohu shook his ears and bared his teeth.
Princess Anle retracted her hand and smiled.
Sister-in-law Qin smiled: "Your Highness, do you want to play with tigers?"
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