Chapter 58: Daddy's Daily Life
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The Eastern Emperor is righteous, and this is the situation now.
Because Kagura, a careless guy, bought milk powder but forgot to buy a bottle, so he had to buy it with this little baby who was inseparable from him.
As for Kagura, they had already found an excuse to slip away.
The people on the road were very curious about such a combination, but they didn't ask much, just praised Donghuang Shouyi as a good brother, and the baby was so cute.
Until in the mall, there was a cute little girl of 5 or 6 years old who said to her mother: "Mom, you see that little brother is carrying the baby so cute, much cuter than the stinky brother." ”
"When your brother grows a little older, he'll be as cute as she is. The little girl's mother said with a smile, and said hello to Donghuang Shouyi with a smile.
Donghuang Shouyi is very satisfied, as long as people don't misunderstand that the two are father and daughter, then his heart will be much better.
But at this time, the little girl asked curiously: "Little brother, are you the father of this little baby?"
Before Donghuang Shouyi could speak, the little girl's mother said with a smile: "The two of them are just brother and sister, and the little brother is still so young, it is impossible to have a baby." ”
Donghuang Shouyi also nodded hurriedly, the eldest sister is really discerning, and she can see at a glance that we are not father and daughter.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the little baby seemed to have taken a fancy to something, and shouted at the ears of the Eastern Emperor Shouyi: "Baba, Baba." ”
The Eastern Emperor Shouyi was instantly petrified.
And the little girl's mother also changed her face greatly, looking at him with the eyes of a beast, and then quickly picked up her daughter and ran, as if if she didn't run again, she would be caught by Donghuang Shouyi to give birth to a baby.
Donghuang Shouyi also heard the little girl's words from a distance: "Mom, my little brother has a baby at such a young age, and I want to give birth to a baby as cute as his child." ”
And her mother reprimanded: "You're still too young, you have to wait until your mother is so old to have a baby, you know?"
"But my little brother has a baby, and I want a cute baby too. The little girl said stubbornly.
"Little brother is a very bad person, if you don't learn well at a young age, you will have a child, you can't be like him, you know?" The little girl's mother is still teaching tirelessly.
"No, no, people have to be bad boys, and they have to have babies. After the little girl finished speaking, she shouted to Donghuang Shouyi from afar: "Little brother, people want to have a baby with you." ”
"Huh~" Suddenly, Donghuang Shouyi only felt hundreds of eyes full of negative energy shooting towards him, if the eyes could kill, then he would be full of holes now.
However, when Donghuang Shouyi saw that things had fallen to such a point, he simply became evil and angry, broke the jar and broke it, and shouted hard: "Okay, the next time you meet your brother, my brother will have a cute baby with you." ”
As soon as the words fell, Donghuang Shouyi only felt that those malicious eyes were quickly withdrawn, and those with their daughters and grandchildren hurriedly took them away from this perverted sight, so as not to be targeted.
However, there are several mature and sexy big sisters who have thrown him a few flattering eyes, and it is obvious that the best pervert of Donghuang Shouyi is very hungry for these rotten girls.
Donghuang Shouyi shuddered, this time it was him who ran away, but he didn't blame him, it was really those big sisters' eyes that were too explicit, and if he ran away a second later, he was afraid that his boy chicken would be eaten up.
When he hurriedly took the bottle and paid for it, the cashier who only had A desperately held out his chest to show that he was not the poor girl he liked, and he must not take a fancy to himself.
When he got out of the mall, Donghuang Shouyi was sweating profusely, shaking his head with a wry smile, buying a bottle was like having experienced a big war, how would he live in the future.
After returning home, he first disinfected the bottle, and then brewed the milk, and Donghuang Shouyi breathed a sigh of relief, feeling physically and mentally exhausted.
But the baby is quite well-behaved this time, picking up the bottle and eating it beautifully, she is already hungry.
"Finally, my suffering was not in vain. Donghuang Shouyi nodded her forehead amusedly.
Originally, Donghuang Shouyi didn't pay much attention to her, but now that he has time to take a closer look at this little baby, he feels really cute, especially her ruby-like pupils, I don't know how many men she will charm when she grows up.
"By the way, I haven't named you yet. Donghuang Shouyi patted his head, and suddenly remembered this important thing, other people's cats and dogs have names, so you can't raise them yourself and don't give them names.
When the little baby saw Baba watching himself eat intently, he suddenly became a little shy, and stretched out his little hand to push his face away.
"Eat well and don't be too playful. Donghuang Shouyi was disturbed by her, and suddenly pressed her weird little hand back to hold the bottle with some dissatisfaction.
The little baby saw that he couldn't push Baba away, so he suddenly turned sideways and avoided Baba Straight Look, but the corners of his eyes were still staring at him and didn't let him leave his sight.
However, Donghuang Shouyi did not pay attention to her small movements at this time, but fell into the trouble of choosing a name.
"Concubine Yan?" Donghuang Shouyi suddenly remembered a character he liked very much in his previous life.
But soon he shook his head: "Concubine Yan's fate is too bumpy, no, no." ”
"Hey, eight hundred bhikshunis feel good, they have an immortal body, a bit like a baby's condition. Suddenly, Donghuang Shouyi remembered a name again.
But after thinking about it carefully, I still feel that it is inappropriate, and forcibly put the name of a royal sister on the baby, which is not good.
"Ahh
The little baby looked at Baba with some curiosity, I don't know what nerves he is making again, "Yaya, Yaya~"
The Eastern Emperor flicked his righteousness, and the charming ruby eyes suddenly came into view.
At this moment, it was as if a lightning bolt crossed his mind, and two big characters appeared.
"Red pupils, that's what I'll call you. The Eastern Emperor Shouyi shouted in surprise.
This name is not only a good match for her, but also the heroine of an anime in her previous life, even if the final boss and the male protagonist died together, she still lived to the end, it was perfect.
"Red Pupil, your name is Red Pupil, do you know? "The Eastern Emperor Shouyi taught the little red pupil one by one.
"Ahhhhh
"I, Baba. Donghuang Shouyi pointed to himself.
He pointed to the baby again: "You, red pupils." ”
"Ka Ka ~" The little red pupil who thought Baba was playing a game with him laughed happily.
However, the Eastern Emperor Shouyi was not discouraged, but patiently taught.
God knows if he has awakened a certain dark side, and there has been a 180-degree change from the way he first learned that he liked to be a father.