Lao Tzu cursed you for buying instant noodles all your life, without seasoning packets!! all of them got AIDS, gonorrhea and insanity......

Xiao Han, who floated from the sea, hugged the wooden plank that he didn't know from floating from, and looked at the smuggling boat that was gradually moving away.......

Xiao Han didn't seem to have learned any skills such as curses and blood spells, so Xiao Han, who was scolding endlessly, could only look at the smuggling boat that should go down to the netherworld with tears in his eyes and disappear into the vast sea without hurrying!

“...... I'm dying of thirst......" Seeing the stowaway boat disappear on the horizon, Xiao Han, who was constantly bubbling up and down with the sea, finally sighed helplessly, he finally knew now that in this vast sea, it was all water! Even the stowaways who were thrown into the sea not long ago were completely invisible, and now, with Xiao Han's 5.5 eyes, he didn't see any small islands and boats around!

"What the hell! Why can anyone smuggle back and become a "golden turtle"! Why does Lao Tzu have to feed the fish?!" Xiao Han hugged the plank and looked at the empty sea around him, and couldn't help but feel a trace of despair in his heart. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

In the past 18 years, Xiao Han has studied art with an artist, worked as a trader, and worked as a gangster for a while, and has just scraped together a little money, but I don't know what happened to this guy recently, and he wants to learn from others to smuggle out of the country as soon as his mind is hot! As a result, unfortunately, the smuggling boat he took met the navy on the way to the United States, so Xiao Han simply threw the snakehead who was afraid of being caught by the navy off the boat......

"Oh, I'm so tired! God, help me."

Time slipped by little by little, tired and hungry, plus Xiao Han was exhausted after floating in the water for a long time, and he was tired of scolding, Xiao Han could only pant and look at the sea, but how could this damn sea be so clean? Not to mention the island, not even a reef!

Now for Xiao Han, it can really be regarded as having no way to go to heaven and earth...... There is not even any earth, there is only one way to ask God! However, will God appear? The answer, of course, is "no"! So Xiao Han could only look at the floating clouds in the sky even more depressed at this time.

Time passed minute by minute, and I don't know how many hours have passed, the sun is not as vicious as when he was just thrown off the boat, it seems that it is almost evening, Xiao Han in the sea is really powerless, now he can only hold the plank, look at the empty sea and say to himself: "Hey... I don't know what heaven is like, if I just go like that..."

Xiao Han, who was in a desperate situation, had already begun to imagine the scene after his death, and suddenly, Xiao Han woke up suddenly, patted his head vigorously with his hand, and spat a few mouthfuls into the sea:

"Bah, bah, bah! Lao Tzu is blessed with a great life, and every evil turns into good fortune, and he is auspicious in trouble! I must not be afraid of this "small" blow in front of me!!

In fact, Xiao Han is still unwilling, he has suffered too much in the days of wandering, and has never enjoyed the so-called "happiness", and thanks to his natural optimism, he can live in the present through hardships!

...... Time flies, in a blink of an eye, the sun has reached the other side of the sea! At this time, Xiao Han has been soaking in the sea for a long time, at this time, his face is pale, and the palm holding the wooden board has been soaked and swollen, while the tired Xiao Han is holding the wooden board motionless, as if he is asleep, the cold sea water is constantly washing Xiao Han, taking away the temperature of his body, and the god of death is approaching Xiao Han step by step!

A wave hit, and suddenly, Xiao Han, who was already in half-shock, seemed to be electrocuted, and he jumped up directly in the seawater......

"Ahh Yes... Damn, it hurts......"

......

It turned out that unconsciously, Xiao Han, who was on the verge of death, suddenly felt a sharp tingling sensation on his buttocks in his dream! The painful Xiao Han immediately woke up from his coma, and almost let go of the broken wooden board that tied his life, and the frightened Xiao Han hurriedly hugged the wooden board with one hand to stabilize his body, and then quickly touched the back of his butt with his other hand, wanting to try what was behind his buttocks!

"I'm really... How the fuck is a crab...... Are there crabs growing in the deep sea?!"

Xiao Han tried it out! It turned out that there was a crab behind his ass that was holding a big clamp between his ass...... This person has to be unlucky, he can stuff his teeth when he drinks cold water, and he will be caught by crabs when he falls into the sea!

"Hey! it's so tight!" Xiao Han, who was grinning in pain, pulled hard with his left hand, but instead of pulling it down, it pulled the wound on his buttocks, and he snorted in pain...... Helpless, Xiao Han could only change one hand to hold the plank, glare, gritted his teeth, grabbed the crab with his right hand, and pulled it down!

"Oops...... Hiss, damn it, it hurts me!! even a stinky crab dares to bully me!"

Xiao Han, who grinned his teeth, gritted his teeth and pulled hard! It can be regarded as dragging this damn crab down, but Xiao Han, who was also in pain, grinned and inhaled cold air......

"It hurts!" Xiao Han rubbed his aching buttocks, his big red eyes stared at this crab who was not afraid of death, and scolded viciously, "Boy, even you dare to clamp me...? If Lao Tzu is at home, he has to burn you first!"

But Xiao Han's intimidation didn't seem to have any effect, and the bold and rampant general was still waving the two big clips in front of Xiao Han, without the slightest consciousness before death......

"Let me think about what to do with you!" Xiao Han took the unlucky crab upside down with his hand and knocked it around on the wooden board: "Let me think about it! Do you want to tear off your left leg first, or the right one, or do you break it off together?"

“...... Hey, that's...?!" Xiao Han was playing with this poor crab and knocking on the wooden board, his eyes inadvertently swept across the sea, and suddenly! Xiao Han's eyelids seemed to be cramping, and he blinked violently! And his lips trembled and said to himself: "I must be hallucinating by me, this is not true...... God, save me."

It turned out that when Xiao Han was playing with crabs and knocking on the wooden board, he didn't know when a huge vortex appeared dozens of meters away from Xiao Han's side!

The bitterness in Xiao Han's heart... What the hell am I going on today! God, if you don't drown me, you're going to kill me!

Now Xiao Han doesn't have any strength in his body, but it seems that no matter how strong he is, there is no way to break free from this seemingly ...... It was a very powerful whirlpool, so, in the blink of an eye, Xiao Han, who was like a straw, was ruthlessly swept into the whirlpool!

I don't know if it's an illusion, Xiao Han seemed to hear a very strange and beautiful female voice at the moment he entered the whirlpool, and when Xiao Han wanted to hear it more clearly, the huge whirlpool accelerated with Xiao Han's sudden acceleration, so that Xiao Han didn't even have time to grasp the plank in his hand, and he was dizzy by the whirlpool......

"God, let me go......

If Xiao Han was on the whirlpool at this time, he would definitely find that there was a colorful light curtain in the center of the whirlpool that suddenly appeared on the surface of the sea, like a rainbow, which looked so dreamy!

But Xiao Han, who had been swept into the whirlpool and was dizzy, was now full of circles in his eyes, and the last bit of clarity in his mind was there cranky:

"Who the hell did he say, 'God has closed a door for you, and he will seal all the windows for you'......?"

In less than a minute, Xiao Han was sent into the most central area by the huge whirlpool, and the dazed Xiao Han was slowly swallowed by the black hole surrounded by the colorful light curtain. It's strange to say. The black hole quickly disappeared after swallowing Xiao Han. The sea is gradually returning to calm. It was as if there had never been such an astonishing whirlpool! Only a lone plank floated and sank with the waves...... Well, there is also a green crab with big eyes and small eyes on the board......

The fall of the 4003 year on the continent of San Chio. With a ghost crying wolf howling in the sky of Orfa Academy in the Kingdom of the Ringing Sun. A legendary mercenary who has created countless legends in the future has luckily descended on this magical continent.

"Wha! I'm not dead yet! God, Rulai, Jade Emperor, Satan I love you to death!"

But...... Soon, the voice became:

"Isn't it!!ah???! I'm going to retract what I just said!"

It turned out that Xiao Han felt a lightness after passing through the whirlpool! Suddenly he found that he was no longer in the sea! He was too excited to think that he had finally gotten rid of the shadow of death! When he was so excited that he worshipped all the gods and Buddhas he knew!

But immediately, Xiao Han noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with his current position! I don't know, but at least he can't even see the ground until now...... An unknown bird was looking at this uninvited guest with a very humane expression: sympathetic eyes, because, after a fraction of a second, Xiao Han proved that this law of gravitation is indeed everywhere......

"Ahhh......hh

Xiao Han, who was extremely panicked, shouted hoarsely while rolling freely in the sky, "Wow...... I leaned !! didn't seem to tell me I had to bring a parachute on the boat?!!"

Now, Xiao Han doesn't know why he suddenly came out of the sea and ran into the sky!

Could it be that when his life is hanging by a thread and he is in extreme danger, the small universe suddenly erupts? I didn't hang it!I learned to move instantly??But I didn't appear in such a high place, so I didn't have to turn to death now, I just fell to death!

Xiao Han, who rolled his eyes, tried his best to restrain his thoughts, and began to think about how he could escape the hurdle in front of him...... However, after thinking about it, Xiao Han can only pray that when he dies for a while, don't make himself too sad......

Because at this height, even with that damn sea down there as a cushion, it would be enough to smash him into several pieces......

In less than a minute, Xiao Han, who was racking his brains to think about how to land safely, could already vaguely see that there was a house directly below him...... At this moment, he was finally completely speechless!

"Uh...... It's going to be ugly to fall to death! God, if you want me to hang up, you can be happy. Don't play me over and over again......"

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Cassius is the vice-principal of Ofar College in the Kingdom of the Ringing Sun. He is the third Magister to be successfully promoted in the past hundred years in the Kingdom of the Ring of the Sun, and was awarded the title of "Marquis" by the King of the Kingdom of the Ring of the Sun, and was specially appointed as the vice president of the Orr Law School!

However, this Cassius has a very arrogant personality, and usually does some experiments in the laboratory in the mountain behind the school. I don't often teach students. He never asks about the things in the academy, and he does some experiments from time to time to a little "little situation"

There was once a student who accidentally walked near this laboratory just in time for the principal to do the burst seal experiment, and the poor student just knocked on the door of the laboratory, but he didn't want to, and luckily he knocked on the door...... Suddenly there was a big explosion in the house!

In an instant, a powerful magical explosion sent him and the entire laboratory gate flying into the sky! Even though the priest of this world would restore a person who had almost all the parts of his body to a normal person who couldn't even see the slightest scar! But it will also hurt a lot! After this brother landed, he lay on the bed for two weeks before he could get off the ground, and since then, this laboratory has become the most terrifying "forbidden place" in the academy, and the people in the academy no longer dare to casually walk into the vicinity of the mountaintop laboratory!

And on this day, Cassius has been feeling uneasy, as if something is about to happen, so he has not done the experiment for the past two days, but just stayed in the attic on the top floor to check the information, in order to calm his mind!

"Ah...... Help, help, ......."

This morning, Cassius, who was consulting materials, was standing in front of the bookcase thinking about the problem, but he heard a scream that became clearer and clearer!

"Huh, what's the sound?, who are the boys coming for me?" said Cassius to himself, thinking that some of the academy students were coming for him, just as he was about to put down his books and go out to check them out!

There was only a muffled "bang", and the solid roof above Cassius's head was smashed through by something!

"Wind Shield! Levitation Technique" Cassius was startled, and quickly released two magics, one wind shield protected Cassius's body, and the levitation technique held up the wooden blocks and stone fragments that fell at him!

"Oh, my waist, I've fallen to death, is this heaven? Uh, no, I can still feel the pain, am I not dead?"

Xiao Han smashed the roof just now, but he fell not lightly, and he was dizzy for a while, and when his head could finally function normally, he found that he was lying on a floor, and under him was a pile of masonry and rubble, Xiao Han was lying on the rubble, and his buttocks were hot and painful!

Seeing this pile of rubble, Xiao Han finally remembered that it was he who had just fallen from the sky and smashed through the roof and fell down together!

"Uh, where is this?"

Xiao Han slowly got up from the ruins! Standing on the floor and checking himself first, he found that there were only a few purple places on his body, and there was no imaginary scene of missing arms and legs, and he couldn't help but sigh:

"Hey...... I'm really fated, I can't die like this! Good character is good!"

"Smack... Oops......" A crisp sound was accompanied by a scream!

But it was Xiao Hanle who was extremely sad, the half of the wood that was originally crumbling and hanging on the roof was blown by the small wind, and finally couldn't hold on, fell from the roof, and just smashed Xiao Han, who had just stood upright, to the ground again, and Xiao Han couldn't get up for a long time!

"Wow yes...... It hurts!!"

"Boy, what are you doing!?"

Xiao Han, who was sitting on the ground rubbing his head wildly, was so frightened by this cold voice that he almost jumped out of the hole he fell into just now!

"Ah...... My mom scared the hell out of me."

It wasn't until this time that Xiao Han suddenly discovered that there was actually a person in this room, and he couldn't see clearly and didn't pay attention to the smoke and dust just now, but now he saw that there was an old man in a white robe beside him!

However, what made Xiao Han's eyes almost fall off was that this old man was actually weirdly half-floating in the air! There was also a pale cyan egg-shaped cover beside him to cover the old man inside!

Xiao Han subconsciously looked at the top of the old man's head, there was no steel wire hanging! Suddenly, Xiao Han's heart was cold: "What is this! Is it an alien? What do I rely on here??

No, not to mention that Xiao Han's imagination is indeed very powerful! This girl went up to equate Cassius with the evil aliens in the movie...

"But what are the aliens doing with me? Are they going to invade the earth? Arrest me to find out what is going on on the earth? What should I do, can I tell him what is going on on the earth? If I betray the earth, I will definitely be called an "earth traitor"? But if I don't say it, what if it directly cuts me into hundreds of pieces?"

Thinking that he had been cut into a pile of meat slices by this evil alien! Xiao Han couldn't help but shudder! As for running, Xiao Han's legs were trembling now, this was not scared, but he fell from such a height and fell his legs, and he couldn't use his strength at all!

On the other side of Xiao Han, Cassius, who saw the study being smashed into a mess, was also holding back his anger, and his eyes were staring at this strange black-haired young man in front of him, with black eyes and black hair, such strange features! Cassius felt that he had lived for so long, and he had never seen such a strange person! And now, this person was wearing a wet and strange clothes! Stupidly on the ground, he didn't know what he was thinking, he asked him just now, but the kid in front of him was silent!

Cassius frowned, suppressed his anger, and shouted coldly, "Hey, boy, ask you!"

"Uh...... What's wrong?" Xiao Han didn't know where he was going for a long time, and he was suddenly awakened by Cassius, not knowing what would happen next, and he replied hesitantly.

"I ask you, what's your name, why did you run over my roof?"

Cassius looked at the kid in front of him who couldn't speak clearly, and thought to himself: "This kid didn't fall from above and break his head just now! If that's the case, you have to go to the priest and show him! Well, let others know that the students in the academy are stupid, and after all, the image of the school is not good!"

And here Xiao Han's eyes are rolling, he is also thinking about what the "alien" in front of him wants to do, but Xiao Han has been stunned for a long time and has no clue! However, Xiao Han still thinks that it is better to answer his question honestly before he is not clear about the other party's purpose, and save suffering!

Thinking about this clearly, Xiao Han tried his best to open his eyes and make a pure appearance, and replied: "This respected alien sir, if I said that I was swimming in the sea and accidentally fell on the roof of your house, would you believe it??"

Cassius was stunned for a moment, and said angrily, "What? You said you swam to the top of my roof?" Oh, poor boy, you must have broken your head just now! I think you need a priest!"

Cassius was amused by the kid in front of him, "Can this guy swim to the sky?" Who does he think he is? 'Flying fish'?

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