readx;? Life is so impermanent

I looked up at the sky speechlessly, feeling that the marshmallow-like clouds in the sky were closer to me, almost within reach. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info (The clouds in the sky are virtual, and there are them on every layer)

The efficiency of the fox demon clan is really not blown, and it didn't take long for such a big pomp to be discharged, but I didn't say it, are you planning to burn me to the sky?

I sat on a high wooden platform, and if I had a cross behind my back, I would have cried 'Amen'

Isn't this the same equipment used to burn Galileo in the first place???

The place of the apprenticeship ceremony is set in the hall on the seventh floor, which means that basically only the transformed fox demon can participate. Despite this, there were still a lot of people in the audience.

Grandma Fox Fairy sat on top of the first place and closed her eyes to recuperate, next to her kneeling was Shao Ming, next to the first stood two rows of fat and thin fox fairy sisters, different ages, some are like junior high school students, there are also young women who still have charm, and more are energetic young girls like Shao Ming. But their outfits are all the same, with red threads wrapped around their white plain skirts. However, Shao Ming's mother did not attend, and there were two child-like fox demons behind the position fanning the fox fairy grandmother like a child.

"Damn, these goblins don't plan to let the poor monks go west. I sighed.

The one below is called a lively, gongs and drums are noisy, firecrackers are ringing, red flags are displayed, and people who don't know the crowd still think that Song Dandan is here to sell 'confinement'

A gust of wind blew, and actually shook the high platform I was sitting on from side to side, speaking of this high platform, I was extremely familiar when I saw it at first sight, as if Sun Wukong was begging for rain with what is called Tiger Power or Luli Daxian It is also this kind of platform

The fox demons brought out a lot of food and drink from each family, just like the New Year, or the wedding was as lively, and some people pointed at me on the high platform, with a look of envy and a little impatient expression on their faces.

You guys are going to eat Tang monk meat and then live forever, right?

"Bang! Bang!" Three firecrackers rang out in unison, Grandma Fox stood up and pressed down with both hands, and the originally noisy crowd, no, it was a demon group, and suddenly all of them quieted down.

I don't know who took the lead, and the demon foxes began to kneel on the ground one by one, with a sense of honor on their faces. If I hadn't known that there were goblins down there, I would have thought that I had fallen into a cult and was too special.

After a while, Grandma Fox finally spoke.

"Today is the day of our fox demon clan's Shao Ming's apprenticeship. "To the point, the old lady's first sentence was so straightforward.

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and as soon as the old lady said this, the fox demons kneeling below were not calm.

"Apprentice, who are you worshipping?"

"Who is Shao Ming? such a big show?"

"What's going on with that person above? Isn't it possible to learn the ancient method of worshipping the heavens?"

"That's right, if you look so ugly, how can you have a future? It's better to use it to worship the heavens, and it can be regarded as waste utilization. ”

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I'll just say that these goblins want to eat Tang monk's meat! Grass! Do they have to bring personal attacks before eating? There is no humanity yet???

Oh, by the way, they're demons

"Quiet!" shouted a fox fairy Lori standing at the forefront, and suddenly the whole place fell silent this time.

"Here's a witness, Lord Pixiu, the Divine Beast!" Little Lori announced childishly while holding a manuscript.

Then a Pixiu classmate pretending to be a big-tailed wolf swaggered onto the stage, and his finger deliberately changed its size and became bigger than a horse.

The audience began to talk again.

"That's the Divine Beast?"

"It's huge!"

"Divine beasts can't transform yet?"

"Shhh, it's been said nonsense, the greater the potential, the harder it is to transform into a shape, if you annoy this adult and swallow you in one bite, we won't be able to kill you. ”

"So horrible?"

"It's like a dog."

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"Hahahaha!" I sat on the high platform and laughed at Pixiu.

Pixiu's face is also starting to look bad, but after all, it is someone else's territory, and it is not easy to attack.

"Ahem. Grandma Fox Fairy coughed and said to Pixiu apologetically: "Children are not sensible, you adults have a lot." ”

Hearing this, Pixiu continued to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf: "It's okay, do I still care about this?"

Grandma Fox Fairy picked up the crutch in her hand, lightly touched the ground, and a ball of pink demonic power spread out around Grandma Fox Fairy.

It seems that the demon power of the fox fairy is all pink, whether it is Shao Ming, Sister Wan, or even Grandma Fox Fairy.

"Thank you for the grace of heaven, and give auspicious signs to our people. As soon as Grandma Fox Fairy's words came out, all the Fox Fairies sat down cross-legged with their hands and ten seats, and said this prayer in unison with Grandma Fox Fairy.

The prayer of "Immortal blessings are shared, longevity and Tianqi" ended with a very familiar sentence, which not only reminded me of a character in the old man Jin Yong.

After the prayer was recited, Grandma Fox Fairy led everyone to tell the ancestors of the past generations, and then finally began the main text, that is, the object of the apprenticeship - I, it is time to appear.

"On the high platform is Mr. Yin, and he is also the immortal master of the little girl Shao Ming who is about to kneel. ”

The fox demons below all looked up at me.

I couldn't calm down, and slowly got up and waved at them like a North Korean leader.

The platform was too high, and when I stood up, the platform swayed from side to side, and my body trembled slightly. In the eyes of the fox demon below, I felt as if I was afraid.

". "I finally showed my face again, and I was still obscene like this, I really have no face to live

"Immortal Master step down!" Xiao Lori, who was in charge of announcing the process, announced loudly.

"The three clear pardon decrees, the Tao is the law. With a pinch, three flying swords flew out of the mustard seed bag and lined up and down the edge of the platform in the shape of a staircase. I lifted my figure, lowered my weight with the Wind Walk, and then lifted my foot to step on the first flying sword. Slowly descended from the top of the platform as if walking up a staircase. When I reached the third flying sword, the first flying sword immediately flew to my feet and became the fourth step, and in this way, I slowly walked down the high platform.

In the eyes of those fox fairies who have just transformed, this is the method of the immortal family, but only I who pretend to be a master of the fairy wind bones knows that pretending to be b is really tired

In the envious eyes of a group of underage fox demons, I stepped on the flying sword and walked down the high platform Okay, I've accepted my fate, just accept the apprentice, anyway, it's a sister paper with a thin waist and long legs, not a big man with a thin waist and legs, even if I'm lucky, isn't it? Moreover, Shao Ming is also very good, better than Wang Ni's temper, a little more mature than Lin Miaomiao, a little gentler than Xiaojin, and okay than Xiaoqu Xiaohuan, I can't make it up, I'm not familiar with her at all, okay!

With my feet on the ground, I finally broke free from the shadow of 'eating Tang monk meat', tidied up my robe, and walked towards the stage.

I sat on my knees on the stage, got up, took a cup of tea, and bowed down to greet me.

I took the tea and took a sip: "Good tea!"

What a fart, it's a Coke, I thought to myself.

"Master presents a gift!" the little Lori who was in charge of announcing the process announced loudly.

Damn, is there still this process? What should I do if I'm not prepared? Do I have anything on me that I can give?

I searched left and right in the mustard seed bag, and there didn't seem to be anything decent to give out, and the mustard seed bag was food except for clothes, and there was no way, so it was the only one.

I pulled out a mahogany sword

It's quite like a peachwood sword to give a fox demon, but fortunately, although I don't have a decent gift, I have a thick enough skin

"What is this?" Little Lori is obviously relatively junior and has never seen Thunder Split Mahogany, but she also knows that what the 'Immortal Master' has taken out must not be an ordinary thing, so she is still ashamed to ask.

"Ahem, mahogany sword, thunder split peachwood. "I awkwardly introduced that person, Pixiu, don't laugh, if you are still the same jade pendant, I will definitely send you out.

"Oh, oh, thunder splitting the peachwood. Little Lori said solemnly: "Increase the apprenticeship ceremony!"

Grandma Fox Fairy stood up, took out a very delicate jade box, and when she opened the jade box, it was three small red balls.

"Acacia beans!" exclaimed a fox demon.

Acacia beans?What kind of thing, does it have anything to do with acacia with red beans?

"It's just three acacia beans handed down from ancient times. Grandma Fox Fairy said: "The function is to bring lovesick people back to life, and it is also the species of the red bean acacia tree, which is extremely precious to our fox demon clan." ”

The old lady looked at the three beans with cherishment, and reluctantly handed them to me.

Okay, this is to hand over the treasure of the town clan to me, I understand what the old lady means, in fact, this is not for me, but for Shao Ming under the pretense of borrowing my hand.

"Announce the precepts of the master!" little Lori shouted.

Do we have such a thing as a teacher? I stayed where I was again.

Alas, forget it, just a few nonsense, I guess even my master will deal with it like this.

"First, you can't, oh yes, you can't eat meat" In the first sentence, I attributed the master to deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors, but he was not happy with meat

After a series of troublesome and cumbersome procedures, it ended with Shao Ming kowtowing to me three times, and finally got through the ceremony of this pit father, and the fox fairy grandmother hurriedly pulled Shao Ming out of the venue like a treacherous trick, leaving me and a group of fox demons staring at each other.

"Immortal Master, there are many young in my clan, I wonder if the Immortal Master can give me a little advice?"

She must have thought that I was some kind of master, but I myself knew how many hands I was capable of, and it was okay to coax mortals, and I wanted to use it to coax a group of goblins?

"This, the heavenly machine must not be revealed, the methods I am good at are all heavenly machines, and please forgive the sin. ”

After saying that, I spread my feet and fled

"He is worthy of being an immortal master, and he runs so chic. Little Lori said.