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"I didn't expect such a bloody story to happen in the real world, and sure enough, the inspiration comes from life!"
Penglai Mountain Kaguya sat on the ground with his legs crossed, not caring how dirty the ground was at all, looking at the distressed Qin En with a smile, for Kaguya who said irresponsible words, Qin En just glanced at her helplessly and began to think about his own affairs. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
If it weren't for Bayi Yonglin's help that day, I would have fallen directly to the world in my heart...... That clone, because she had stayed in that space for a long time, her mastery of it was far greater than that of Qin En himself.
But no matter what reason you find to cover up, you can't hide the fact that you almost died there, and that is almost the most ridiculous way to die...... As the master of the spiritual world, he actually fell to his heart, and he would definitely die of laughter if he was known.
If it is purely in terms of personality, that woman is very similar to Qin En, if it is said that Mad San is a doppelganger formed by superpowers, then that woman is a part of Qin En's personality out of the clone, the two have similar personalities - if the position is reversed, Qin En will also make a similar choice: imprison Mad San, and then lead the body in, defeat the body, and dominate ...... Then it's time to enjoy what you've gotten to the ground. But from the standpoint, Qin En will definitely not agree, although he was pulled back by Bayi Yonglin,
But Qin En always felt that it was difficult to swallow this breath, especially when Crazy San was still imprisoned by her in a weak state, this situation was very unfavorable to himself, whether it was unwilling or his future, it was very unfavorable. From that woman's mouth, it can be heard that Qin En himself can also exert the ability of the stand-in level, just defeating that woman can make his time stop for eight seconds, and double the effect of inherent time control is worth the risk, in the eyes of others, the effect may not be different, but Qin En himself is too familiar with his own ability, and he must fight!
"Kaguya...... "I don't know who Qin En can already call this princess by her royal highness by name, but at this time, neither Qin En nor Kaguya himself cares about the change in this title, he didn't hesitate to ask at all: "What about Doctor Yonglin? Didn't she say to help me solve this problem? Why didn't I see her?"
Bayi Yonglin, who seemed to have some kind of interest in Qin En's situation, gave Qin En a hope after pulling Qin En out of that world: the doctor said that she had a way to help Qin En solve this matter, and asked Qin En to wait for a few hours.
So Qin En used his mobile phone to contact the girls at home and said that he might spend the night outside today and began to wait: he has been waiting until now.
He was very uneasy about the existence of that clone, and this uneasiness even made him reluctant to leave the Eternal Pavilion, and he looked forward to the solution that the doctor had given him.
"Yonglin is very busy. ”
“...... Your attitude is too self-conscious, isn't it? Dr. Yonglin is not all because of you!"
Penglai Mountain Hui Ye doesn't do anything in the Forever Pavilion, this princess is just wandering around or playing on the computer in the house on weekdays, and the whole Forever Pavilion is not responsible for everything!
"Yonglin is very powerful, she can solve anything, and she doesn't need the help of a concubine at all!" Kaguya said this very reluctantly, Qin En could feel that Kaguya really didn't know a lot of things!
Maybe Kaguya will sometimes help Yonglin do something on a whim, but he didn't have a job before, and he has been used to it for a long time, which makes Kaguya completely incapable of handling things, and he has become a completely wasted person!
This reluctant tone told Qin En such an inside story!
"You're still laughing at the concubine!" "Being looked at by Qin En's gaze, Kaguya was also a little unhappy and said, "...... Aren't you also half a pound and eight taels! Puppies know how to recognize their own territory, and you are not even as good as a Wang sauce!"
"Hmm!"
Six of one and half a dozen of the other...... That's right, both of them are half a catty, and soon Qin En, or Kaguya, neither of them will say anything, cough a few times, and this period will come to an end temporarily.
Although Yonglin couldn't come, she had already told the concubine about the capture. ”
"How to catch it?"
"Ah, that's right......"
Penglai Mountain Hui Ye stood up and patted the dust on his body, and at this time Hui Ye raised his head to look at the sky, and Qin En also followed, and what he saw was a clear blue sky. But Qin En knew that it was late at night, and it was only a few hours before he was almost thrown to his death.
This is a special space in the Eternal Pavilion, which looks like it is outdoors on the surface, but this is actually the basement of the Eternal Pavilion, and after Penglai Mountain Huiye appeared, he took Qin En into this basement...... Qin En was quite surprised for a while when he came in.
But after all, it's just an ordinary scenery, Qin En's mind is not here at all, he just exclaimed when he came in, but Qin En actually doesn't have a hobby of wandering around, at least here, yes - you don't need to go far Qin En can see that the scenery here is all fake, and the barren sand, mud and sparse dead trees on the ground are all fake, so Qin En is only taking it near this entrance now, and when he looks up, Qin En can see the stairs up.
He wasn't very interested in the scenery here, he got used to it after the initial exclamation, and he was more concerned about how to solve his own affairs, so at this time, he looked at Kaguya with a little more impatient urging.
"Okay, okay, the concubine knows, just take out the things for you!" Penglai Shan Kaupa turned around and pouted as if he was going to take out something.
"锵~锵~锵~锵~~~"
Penglai Mountain Huiye took out a canned Coca-Cola, but there was no trademark or anything like that on it, only a villain wearing the hat of Bayi Yonglin gave a thumbs up there, and there was a string of words on it.
"Professional treatment of schizophrenia, multiple personalities, and the demons generated in the practice, it can solve any demon to help you on the road to cultivating immortals, solve the personality treatment of your schizophrenia so that you will no longer have neuropathy - it's that simple, give you a simple process of treating bruises, so that you can go to the peak of life from now on? ”
Qin En looked at the large string of words on it and read them out, and when he read it out, he was dumbfounded for a long time, because the amount of information on it was too large-
"This advertising slogan was written by the concubine!" Kaguya proudly showed off.
Qin En ignored Hui Ye's Dese, and was dumbfounded for a long time before Qin En spoke: "This ...... Is this a mass-produced potion?"
"That's right......" Penglai Shan Kaguya nodded: "In this era, what kind of psychological torment or what kind of self-overcoming is outdated, science and technology are advancing, and magic is also improving! ”
"In short, Yonglin is the most powerful! Shout Yonglin if you don't decide in trouble!
Kaguya danced with her hands when she said this, dangling like shaking Coke, and her tone was also extremely proud, as if she had made the feat herself, while Qin En watched Kaguya shake Coke there with a blank face.
As for what Kaguya said later, Qin En felt that it was true, he seemed to imagine Kaguya shouting at Bayi Yonglin when he encountered a difficult point in the game, and Yonglin suddenly appeared to help Kaguya with the strategy...... Oh, isn't it a little pitiful to think about it like this?
"What do you mean by being pitiful? Of course you don't understand such goodness!" Penglai Mountain Huiye stopped shaking, aimed this mouth similar to a cola filling at Qin En, and showed a malicious expression when facing Qin En: "Show a good show for the concubine!
Anyway, Penglai Mountain Kaguya pinched the canned bottle in his hand, the seemingly slender Kaguya actually had extraordinary strength, her pinching power was just right, she didn't let the jar explode at all, but directly let the bottle cap fly out directly, and then the blue unknown liquid inside all shot into Qin En's face, this strange smell of liquid wet Qin En's clothes, face and hair everywhere.
"What are you doing!" Qin En subconsciously wanted to touch his face, but Kaguya suddenly said, "Don't wipe it, let it flow naturally." ”
After hearing Kaguya say this, Qin En had to endure this wet feeling, standing in place and letting the unknown liquid flow down, and soon Qin En found that this thing was really different from ordinary water.
The water was flowing at an extremely fast speed, and the water was not absorbed by the clothes and skin, and the liquid with a capacity of only one cup wrapped Qin En's whole body like tentacles, lasting for a few seconds, and then they began to flow down Qin En's body. Neck, torso, limbs...... The strange feeling of being wrapped in the unknown liquid disappeared, and the body and clothes were no longer wet, and the liquid began to flow to the ankles and towards the ground.
At this time, Penglai Mountain Huiye looked behind Qin En with interest, Qin En also looked behind, and found that his shadow did not move with the way he turned his head, the shadow was completely fixed, and the liquid began to fill the color of the shadow, Qin En looked at this change in a daze, looking at the strange color ice cubes formed on the shadow, accompanied by a gurgling sound, the ice surface began to crack, as if something was about to come out!
"That's the effect. Penglai Mountain Huiye was still that smug look, and he opened his mouth like a melon seller: "I can bring out another personality in your body, as long as you kill him, everything will naturally be solved!"
"What a joke. Qin En's face became very ugly, he originally thought that it would be solved naturally by being shot in the face, but it would actually lead out another personality.
"I don't know how many times I've watched this kind of plot in novels, comics, and anime, and this kind of plot is often another one with an overwhelmingly strong personality, aren't you cheating on me?"
"Don't be naïve, although Yonglin has come up with a way to solve this kind of thing, but in fact, this is also a necessary process, it is already a beautiful thing to let your other personality win one-on-one with you, and under normal circumstances, there is no chance to even fight with your own personality fairly!"
“...... Damn! It's really an advertising effect, I can't believe it!"
During the time when Qin En and Kaguya were arguing, the shattering of the ice surface began to become more serious, and Qin En became more nervous.
"Hey, hey, don't worry, the person who came out is not much different from your own ability, what kind of ability do you have, he naturally has what kind of ability, not an invincible existence. Kaguya kindly comforted the nervous Qin En.
"That's how difficult it is! How can you defeat yourself? Defeating yourself is just a lie of some successful people and nouveau riche deceiving college students in entrepreneurship! Can you weaken some of this guy! I just like to bully others! Let's forget about the positive victory or defeat!"
"You guy ......!" Kaguya laughed angrily at Qin En's rogue performance: "Why don't you have any male protagonist power!
But even if the male protagonist's strength declines, Qin En still insists on his advantages, the concept of fair competition does not exist in his mind at all, Qin En only likes to overwhelm others and does not like to be overwhelmed, and a tie is also something he avoids as much as possible!
Of course, Qin En himself is not the kind of person who absolutely wants to avoid trouble, if the results brought to Qin En after the victory of the trouble are great, then Qin En will also take risks.
Just like when he played against Jinluo before, because Qin En knew that he would soar after the results, he decided to take a risk! If there is a 10% profit, the capital is guaranteed to be used everywhere; if there is a 20% profit, the capital will be active; if there is a 50% profit, the capital will take risks; for the sake of 100% of the profit, capital will dare to trample on all the laws of the world; if there is a 300% profit, the capital will dare to commit any crime, and even risk hanging his head- Although Qin En is not a capitalist, he also has the same essence, when the profit from the adventure exceeds 100%, Qin En will trample on the rules of survival he has set, and go directly to fight like an outlaw!
"But what's the deal with beating yourself?"
Although Qin En felt that defeating that clone Mad San would appear, his strength would also increase, but ...... In Qin En's impression, it should be Bayi Yonglin who found a very complete way to solve this problem without fighting-fighting with his own doppelganger: or fighting with a doppelganger with the same ability as himself, this was definitely not what Qin En expected.
Hui Ye naturally understood Qin En's incomprehension and panic, and she said with hatred that iron is not made of steel: "You can be content! This Yonglin still looks at the concubine's face to do these things for you, otherwise who will care about you! If you can have this fair opportunity, you can steal the fun yourself! There is no risk to solve? Only the concubine can enjoy that kind of treatment!"
It's just that after arguing for a while, Qin En and Kaguya didn't speak anymore, because at this time, both of them found a trace of abnormality, Qin En inexplicably looked at the ice surface that was already full of cracks, and Kaguya also said with some confusion: "Strange, she should have come out at this time...... But why hasn't there been a response yet?"
Kaguya stepped forward with some curiosity to look at the humanoid ice surface—all of which were cracked like cobwebs—and began to get closer to see what was going on—and at that moment something changed!
As Kaguya approached, a hand suddenly stretched out from the middle of the ice—and then that hand released flames directly in the direction of Kaguya and Qin En of Penglai Mountain!
Obviously, the other party has been planning for a long time! All the time he stayed inside and didn't move, just to prepare for a sneak attack!
The moment the flame appeared, Kaguya was a little stunned, but then she sneered, after seeing Fujiwara Meihong's immortal bird flame, this level of flame couldn't surprise her at all.
It's just that the amazing thing is still to come, before the flame touches Kaguya, cold water suddenly gushes out of the ground - this water suddenly appears very wrong, it is obvious that this is not produced by the environment, but the engrave magic! Qin En recognized this ability!
This is the same marking magic as Qin En! It's really like what Penglai Mountain Kaguya said, what will he do, what will that person do! When the scorching flame and the water flow touched together, a burst of steam was actually generated, and the flame was not directly extinguished, but the water was dried to produce a very exaggerated steam, if it was purely from the level of mastery of flame and water system engraving magic, Qin En was inferior to her- At least Qin En couldn't do it to this extent, the steam with the heat flow made Kaguya a little uncomfortable, and Qin En was also caught off guard.
"I was actually plotted!" "No matter what happened at this time, Qin En also knew that he had been tricked, although the steam was very depressing, but Qin En was not as pampered as Kaguya!
Qin En has always boasted that he is very witty, but he didn't think that there was no reason to stand by the river without getting his shoes wet, and because the other party's appearance and gender were different from his own, he didn't have any defense, but in fact, this woman was derived from Qin En's personality, that is to say, there must be a little cleverness! After realizing this, Qin En felt bad: his position was a little passive, and if he was the first to get it, he would naturally be able to lead the trend and lead the way...... But he was passive from the beginning, which means that he rushed out of this scene, and it is estimated that he will also-
"Hee ——!"
Sure enough, when Qin En rushed out, he found that the woman was in front of him, looking at him near the entrance, laughing at his embarrassed appearance, and then the leather boots directly hooked up the sand and dust on the ground, and kicked up.
Qin En was a beat slower, although Qin En also made the same action at that time, but because it was the back hand, the woman just blocked it with her arm, but Qin En was caught off guard by the sand!
"Brute!" Tears and sand blurred his eyes, and Qin En forced himself to look at the top - just as he expected, the woman had already climbed the stairs.
"Bye-bye! stupid! I was going to kill you and replace you, but now that I have a physical body, I'm not going to get entangled with you! I'm going to find my new life!"
The woman was gone, she climbed the stairs at an astonishing speed, presumably this must have used accelerated bullet time, and at this time, Qin En looked at Kaguya who was watching the excitement next to him with some annoyance.
"It's really like you, not only the ability, but also the cleverness!" Kaguya said this kind of irrelevant thing as if it was lively.
Qin En was also angry by these words, and the feeling of being teased by himself and being said by others was absolutely terrible, and he couldn't help but say a little angrily: "Why don't you help!"
"Often, this kind of plot is not solved by yourself~ The concubine does not intend to break this beautiful tradition. Kaguya said something that Qin En felt was particularly fucked, and after saying that, Kaguya may not feel very persuasive, and threw out a reason: "This is your business, and it has nothing to do with the concubine." ”
It's none of her business, because it's none of her business, Kaguya has no interest in chasing that woman, and if that woman's flames hurt Kaguya, she might attack in a rage, but in fact it's just a trick, so this good-natured otaku girl immediately doesn't care!
But this bet caused Qin En trouble.
"Let's do me a little favor!" Qin En didn't give up, planning to borrow Kaguya's power: "It's all your territory, let Lingxian and those rabbits stop it?"
"That's not okay, they're concubines, and concubines aren't your subordinates: 'My vassals' vassals are not my vassals'"
At this time, Kaguya still didn't recognize his leadership position, and said these cool words from the perspective of watching the excitement. Qin En understood that Kaguya was just watching the excitement and didn't want to interfere...... The source of this mood may really be like what Kaguya said, wanting to see the manga plot appear in reality: it's because of such a willful reason to act, to do things, which is also one of the many minor problems of Gensokyo girls.
"Let's chase it! if you don't chase it, you'll be gone!" Kaguya said with a grin, and Qin En began to chase after scolding in his heart.
Below and Kaguya had been arguing for a while, Qin En didn't dare to waste time any longer, he climbed the stairs back to the surface world, and vaguely saw the shadow of the woman. Obviously, this woman began to become passive after leaving the spiritual world that was beneficial to her, and when she was pulled into the real world, her strength was almost the same as Qin En, and maybe it might be weaker, after all, the body was female, and men had an advantage in the case of being also human.
Qin En didn't shout anything: "Stop!" or something like that, he just ran after the woman...... Although it was a waste of time to fight with Kaguya underground, her physical fitness, which was slightly inferior to Qin En's, made her unable to run too far! Moreover, the terrain here is complicated, Qin En, or that woman can't use ghost steps, and the wide terrain that can use ghost steps is something she can use Qin En, but neither of them has mastered the trick of ghost steps, so no one dares to use them indiscriminately, and the two of them start to chase ordinary instead!
But the woman didn't run towards the desolate place, Qin En began to see the lights in the distance, in the middle of the night, the Eternal Pavilion Moon Capital Vientiane Exhibition was still in progress, and the floor that Qin En was originally asked to see first had already been opened, and there were people everywhere...... And at night, there are many people selling supper inside and outside the Eternal Pavilion, and naturally there are still many people at this time, and the woman rushed into it in a hurry! Because it came from inside the Eternal Pavilion, the rabbits didn't stop it!
"Stop her!" It's just that Qin En was pointing at the woman and roaring while running, the rabbits were a little stunned, it was obvious that Qin En also walked in from the Eternal Pavilion, and his identity was obviously different.
But this chase scene still exceeded the rabbits' understanding, and Qin En didn't have much fame and status in the Forever Pavilion, so when he shouted such words, the rabbits turned a blind eye and ignored them!
"Damn!" The sleekness of the rabbits made Qin En angry, and the woman in front of her, needless to say, must have been snickering there!
The commotion caused by the running people rushing into the crowd was very great, the woman was running in front and pushing the others, and the people she chose were also very eye-catching, all of them were the kind of people who could not be pushed, and those people fell to the ground screaming, and the scene began to become chaotic.
Beer, or some drinks or something were all spilled on the ground, making the ground slippery and difficult to walk, and Qin En, the person who fell to the ground, had to be careful not to step on him in the back, so the speed began to slow down, and the situation was very unfavorable to Qin En.
This undoubtedly restrained Qin En, and she was very successful...... Qin En was furious and wanted to take out the gun hidden in his pocket, but when he touched the cold gun, he calmed down!
The woman, walking in the most dense places, was very flexible...... And this is not Qin En's territory, it is the Eternal Pavilion, and the current commotion may be calmed down by Bayi Yonglin and others, but shooting here is a big event! Even Kaguya will find trouble for himself!
"Damn!" Qin En naturally lost a lot of opportunities after looking forward and timid, Qin En was not as carefree as that woman, he had a new life that he had built with great difficulty in Gensokyo, why should he become messy because of impulse?
Qin En was unfair from the beginning, although there was a reason in the world that the strong dragon did not suppress the earth head snake, but the earth head snake ...... after driving the strong dragon away. It often has to bear great losses, and who knows if the dragon is just an ignorant dragon or a dragon arrogant!
Although that woman's performance after she came out was destined to be not a strong dragon, she was also very troublesome like this, and the clone from Qin En's personality also had a lot of clever clones of the same type as Qin En!
And chasing after him, Qin En found that there was actually a toilet in front of him, and when he saw the toilet, Qin En knew that something was wrong - sure enough, the truth was as expected, the woman directly entered the women's toilet, and even made a provocative grimace at Qin En when she entered!
It's really blind to her appearance, at first Qin En thought she was a cold and arrogant iceberg woman, but it turned out to be the same as Qin En, with a beautiful (handsome) face but doing very hooligan and egotistic actions, both of them have the kind of characteristics that if you don't open your mouth, you will ruin your temperament as soon as you open your mouth...... From this point of view, the two are similar.
The woman - in, in, in, woman, toilet, place!
Qin En stopped at the door of the women's toilet and braked the gate in time, but even the brake brake caused many people to look at each other strangely, the men's eyes were admiration and contempt, and the women's eyes were frightened and disgusted, Qin En stood in front of the women's toilet in a daze, a little at a loss.
And then another woman pushed the door out, and was naturally startled when she saw Qin En blocking the door of the women's toilet, and this woman was still very timid, so she actually screamed.
The world is so unreasonable, women entering the men's toilet will be judged as female men and rough leaves, but men entering the women's toilet are perverted! This is just like a man being raped is not called rape! This world is so unfair!
"Sir, the men's restroom is there, this is the women's restroom. This made many rabbits appear next to Qin En, stopped Qin En, and pointed to the men's toilet next to him and said.
And Qin En looked at this scene with the corners of his mouth twitching, endured the anger in his heart, pretended to be urgent, and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't see it clearly-" and then walked into the men's toilet with a black face.
When he came in, the male rabbits who maintained order also followed Qin En into the men's toilet with vigilance, pretending to go to the toilet too, but they monitored Qin En to prevent him from doing anything.
Qin En ignored the guys, he just looked at the corner in a daze: after entering the men's toilet, Qin En directly saw a large ventilation pipe that could be enough for one person to get into, and when he saw the ventilation pipe, Qin En figured out his plan for his clone.
"Brute. "When Qin En saw that vent, he knew that the woman was afraid that she would open the vent and leave!
Penglai Mountain Huiye didn't cooperate, he didn't do anything as if he was watching a good show, and Qin En himself lost the first opportunity, which naturally suffered a big loss!
Obviously knowing the plan, knowing what she was thinking, but her position was passive from the beginning! This brought great trouble to Qin En! It was not at all uncomfortable to watch the other party act but not be able to take the initiative to plan and take the response!
It feels bad to be teased by others, it feels even worse to be teased by yourself, and it feels even worse to see through the other party's tricks and have to be tricked - I used to only tease others by myself, but I didn't expect that I was actually teased this time!
This is not a trick that can't be seen through, it's just a little cleverness: but it is precisely because of the cleverness that it makes people even more angry, at this time, Qin En understands what the people who were teased by him before feel in their hearts!
"Bastard!" Qin En angrily punched the mirror, this punch shattered the mirror, but the man next to him who was going to the toilet was startled, and he urinated directly on his own hand without urinating steadily, and as a price for venting, Qin En's fist had also been injured by the glass.
"Sir, you are damaging public property by doing so, and you need to compensate for this loss. ”
“............”
Bad luck.
It's really unlucky.