readx;? The old pervert introduced me to a job, but this job didn't cover anything, and I had to find a house on my own. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info As the saying goes, there is no endless road, I accidentally met a super "local tyrant" sister paper, she promised me that I could adopt, ah no, take me in for three days. But there are a lot of Chinese sayings, and there is also a saying that disaster is not a single line - anyway, it is difficult to describe the face of the sister paper when she saw the folding bed. If you have to say it, it's like eating a lot of green onion sauce and trying to make do with it, but you find that you are stained with when you bite into it...... (I don't want anyone to beat me, do you?) I said it's hard to describe, you forced me.) Anyway, I don't like to eat green onions. ）

As a Jianghu person, we must have the courage and integrity of Jianghu people, but, coincidentally, I am not a Jianghu person. So one of the skills that I rely on to survive is shamelessness. This is the only life skill that the old pervert has never taught me and I have no self-taught - at my brazen request, I not only continued to stay at Lin Miaomiao's house, but also took half of her snacks by the way. (The big bag she bought when she left the cafeteria.) ）

Although the folding bed is gone, fortunately I can still make a bunk, and the weather is not cold anyway. It's better to have a place to sleep than to live on the streets.

That's how I spent my first day away from my master, and it was a bit of a twist, but it was fun, wasn't it?

Because I used to get up early in the morning to practice, I had been waking up for a long time when the sun had just risen. Since I accidentally broke the vow yesterday, my meridians are still closed, and all the mana is blocked in the dantian and can't come out, just like constipation - I think it won't be long before I can show my pregnancy.

I walked out of the door, faced the morning sun, sat down cross-legged, knotted a Mao Shi Seal in my hand, first memorized the Tao Te Ching, and then stood up and practiced a set of five bird plays.

Old perverts generally don't force me to memorize the scriptures, but there are two exceptions, one is the Tao Te Ching, and the other is the Sutra of Saving People. Tao Te Ching is one of the three Qing Daode Tianzun of Taoism, (Sanqing has a lot of teachings, I use here is Daode Tianzun that is, Lao Tzu, Tongtian Sect Master, Yuan Shi Tianzun) when Daode Tianzun pseudonym Lao Tzu, left this Tao Te Ching in Hangu Pass, because the Tao Te Ching has 3000 words throughout, so the Tao Te Ching is also called three thousand texts. It is the fundamental work of Taoism. And the Sutra is simple, it is one of the Eight Treasures, my eating guy.

The Five Fowl Opera is left by the medical saint Hua Tuo, which is based on the principles of traditional Chinese medicine, and imitates the movements and demeanors of five animals such as tigers, deer, bears, apes, and birds. It's a set of moves that I have to practice every day before I practice spells.

Before the five birds were finished, a strong man came running from a distance. I know this strong man, he is one of Uncle Xing's tracers, and Uncle Xing told me that most of the things in the future will be given by the tracers. (Ordinary people can't see the ghost tracker, but my eyes are psychic, and I can barely see even if I don't have the mana to open my spiritual eyes.) ）

The tracking ghost is a low-level ghost and has no ability to speak independently, so Uncle Xing directly sends a bag over. There is a jade jue condensed with mana in the bag, which can be crushed with a strong pinch, and Uncle Xing puts the information to be conveyed in the jade jue, as long as it is crushed, you can see it. (The mana will be condensed into words in the air, and the same can only be seen by those whose eyes pass through the spirit)

As for why I don't use something as convenient as a mobile phone? The reason is simple, because I don't have one!

I took out the jade jue and pinched it hard, and a string of words floated in the air.

"Come to the office tonight......"

Huh, why is it night? Did I just come and encounter unspoken rules?

"Yin Zhengan, you got up so early?"

As soon as I finished reading a beginning, the door suddenly opened, and I reached out to scatter the words in the air, and the mana was automatically transformed into aura and dissipated. Forget it, we'll talk about it in the evening. I looked back and saw Lin Miaomiao walking out of the house with a ponytail, a tracksuit, and headphones.

"So early, to work out?" I asked casually.

"yes, you're early, too. Lin Miaomiao yawned and replied, "Do you want to be together?"

"No, I still have to...... Forget it, let's do it together!" I wanted to refuse, but I didn't seem to have much to do, so I agreed.

The air is particularly fresh in the morning, running out of the residential area, there is a large park, and the old people who get up early have already started their morning exercises. Well, good place to go, I can come here in the future. Lin Miaomiao was leaning on the railing and pulling the ligaments, it was too late yesterday to see clearly, it turned out that this sister was in such a good figure.

"Miao Miao, have you practiced anything? "I leaned against the railing and asked the girl who was pulling the ligaments next to me.

"I've been studying dance for 8 years, taekwondo for two years, red and black belts, and I'm on my way to a black belt!" the girl clenched her fists, burning with the spirit of fighting. "My goal is a black belt of nine dans!"

"Taekwondo? It's the kind of flower frame invented by the stick that is dressed in white clothes and attacked with your feet? What are you doing with nothing to learn that thing? How many good things do we have in China that no one has learned? Girls can go and learn Wing Chun!" I did push-ups with my hands on the railings and said lazily.

"Yo, little brother, do you understand? Let's try?" Lin Miaomiao was eager to try, and her legs were raised higher than mine: "I have the right to speak only if I have beaten me!"

How can the current sister paper be like this, and if you don't say a word, you will do it. I'm also cheap, why should I evaluate it?

Lin Miaomiao kicked over with a kick, and it could be seen that she had worked hard. Boy-girl jousting is a disadvantage for boys, because there are a lot of parts you have to avoid, and you have a good sense of being serious about girls?

Although I am not a person who has practiced martial arts since childhood, but I have also been cultivated by Taoism, although Tai Chi can't do it, don't you understand it with softness? (Of course, Xiaojin's level is another matter, after all, no matter how soft the strength is, it can't resist the excavator.) Although it's a bit embarrassing to say that it is a bit embarrassing to deal with a girl paper with softness, but this is the only Chinese martial art that I know a little bit about.

Lin Miaomiao attacked me with a high kick, I dodged to the side by the way, and then grabbed Lin Miaomiao's kicking foot, and borrowed force in the opposite direction, Lin Miaomiao, who was standing on one leg, suddenly lost her balance, and I pulled her leg back to help her regain her balance. Unexpectedly, this sister paper was still unconvinced, and after standing firm, there was a low sweep leg, I simply squatted in place for a horse step, and Lin Miaomiao's leg kicked directly on my calf. It's a red and black belt, and the strength and accuracy are good, but it's a pity that I met me. The old pervert is monotonous and boring with my corporal punishment, and I am always squatting, and I am more naughty, so I have a very stable bottom plate without practicing martial arts.

"Ouch" I didn't cry out in pain when I was kicked, but the sister who kicked the person shouted first: "The old lady still doesn't believe it, and I can't beat you, a little Taoist priest who has no magic power!"

Lin Miaomiao didn't need to kick at all, a straight fist came towards the door in front of me, and I was immersed in the fun of squatting and walking, and I didn't react for a while. So, I finally understand what it means to have a peach blossom on my face.

Shame, shame, I'm an intern temporary worker and a member of the reserve immortal class of the Heavenly Court Human Police Station! It's a pity that I seem to have clicked on the wrong talent, and my power of the desolation is reflected in my bleeding volume, and in just an instant, blood flowers appeared on the ground.

"Ah, are you okay?" Lin Miaomiao also regained her momentum and asked me with concern.

"It's okay, I'm still in control. "If the mana is still there, I can control and stop the bleeding in a small week. It's a pity that I'm no better than ordinary people without my mana. "Don't be so ruthless, I've been letting you!"

So I said that I have low emotional intelligence, how can I tell the truth at this time? Sure enough, Lin Miaomiao's pretty face was suddenly covered with frost.

"Hmph, come again!" Lin Miaomiao put on a gesture again, with a posture of not fighting.

"Grandma, I'm afraid of you, let's go have breakfast!" I proposed.

"No way!"

"I'm in for a treat!"

"Good!"

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