Chapter 549: Pretending to be a rat and eating an elephant
"Why are you talking so awkwardly! I still believe you...... Hahahaha! What a fool, Lao Tzu is waiting for you here, can this little man still be able to turn the sky upside down? Don't play tricks on me, or I have a way to fix you. ”
This round-headed guy still looks like he has some henchmen, and he's also a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates, but I'm in the right place to be a wonderful foreshadowing now, and I'm not in the mood to continue messing around with them.
"Just remember what you've said now, brother, but don't go back. ”
I started to walk into the ring, and at this time the big guy was still lying on it, and it looked like the corpse might be able to be used as a kind of scene prop, which seemed to be limited to the battle process in the rules, and could be used for a short time outside of his profession.
Well, this is a very dangerous rule, because you have to fight in the middle of the battle, and after the three-time dueling period has passed, it will basically be invalidated, and those items will still be destroyed by the system.
It's fun.,This greatly enhances the gameplay and combination tactics.,It's just that no matter how I look at it, I don't think it's a good idea to hit the key moment and pick up things on the ground.,It's completely no different from showing people your back.,It's a big death.。
Remember this sentence, how many grandsons Lao Tzu has recognized over the years, in fact, there is one more of you, that is not too much. ”
The laughter and scolding behind him were gradually suppressed by the eyes of the head wolf, sometimes there is really no need to say more, one look is completely enough, and I am also refreshed in my heart when I see it, and I can finally analyze it calmly.
"That, big brother, you have to let me do a little, I've learned a little ......"
This kind of scene seems to be more serious in terms of face-painting.,It looks like it's supposed to be when the other party begs for mercy and says that he's learned something.,And then I was slapped in the face instantly.,Well,The standard plot seems to be like this.。
"It's okay, many people here will say that they have learned a little something, and you do have a foundation in Muay Thai, oh oh, there are sanda, judo, including taekwondo, and even some internal boxing, but you seem to pay more attention to external kung fu, although it looks weird, it's actually a cushion, right?"
Why does the clown's costume make people laugh, it's very simple, it's like wearing clothes that are one size bigger than yourself, that feeling is very weird, and it doesn't look good at all.
In the same way, if a person wants to hide his strength and even his figure, it can't be easier, just ask him to make his clothes more weird, then the decision is to meet the requirements, and even deliberately add some cushions or something.
Anyway, it's the other way around, people are trying their best to make their bodies look tall, and you just make people look very weak.
For people who can't put down their faces, this is simply a painful torment, after all, many styles and even designed clothes, balabala a lot, to put it bluntly, it's still to pretend to be forced, isn't it, just to let people see your appearance and make a sigh or envy expression, or praise a few words.
So I concluded that this is a person who deliberately hides his figure and specific strength, and is even willing to be ridiculed for this misunderstanding and completely put down his face, which alone is terrible enough.
"You...... I've found out, oh, well, ha......."
Hesitation, then calmness, then thinking, calmness, and then excitement, at this moment I seemed to see the prototype of a perverted murderer.
He must be something else in between, and I don't know exactly what kind of opponent I'm provoking, so it's clear that the cracks on the ground aren't accidental, and finally, what I expected happened.
"So, although it hasn't yet entered the white-hot stage, brother, are you willing to exchange with me? There are still weapons from the last round here, and the axe and wooden stick are relatively close to our side, which is equivalent to giving you an extra chance. ”
So far, no one has used their skills, well, of course, it's completely because the female man doesn't take the battle seriously, and the white man is just as light on the enemy, but in the end it is indeed a big guy, and the meaning behind it is not just as simple as not getting hot.
The most terrible enemy is to disguise yourself as a dangerous existence, and when you take precautions and find a way to eradicate this danger, you will find that you have fallen into another game.
"You, you shut up! Don't talk nonsense, since you go up, you can wait in peace......"
When Death Ha couldn't speak, it was the second time that he was suppressed by the head wolf's gaze, and at this time everyone finally realized what a terrible thing it was to underestimate the enemy.
"Thank you very much for your demonstration, but you may have to pay a great price, and I hope your skills are as developed as your mind. ”
Very pertinent evaluation, and I realized that it seems that the female man was not favored before he started, in fact, everyone is the same, since you have not shown your real kung fu, why should others believe you unconditionally?
"In this battle, I'll bet you a little more, little brother, because you have something on you that he doesn't have, and it's very tempting. ”
Except, of course, the pseudo-mother.,This guy saw through some of my things and didn't say anything.,It seems that he's very optimistic about the direction of this game.,This attitude is not ahead of the curve but also more alternative.,At least it's an attitude that few people can have.。
"Hmm. ”
I didn't go on to say more, what did those guys think about me, but the guy in front of me was finally willing to put on a normal posture.
"Then tell me about my profession, I'm a farmer, if you can't beat me in five minutes, you'll have to fight each other with your bare hands, it's not like the time is still quite short, it's too good for me, isn't it? Maybe you won't be able to wait for that time. ”
The little man began to talk to himself, and I could see his face clearly, and the clear outline flashed with hatred, just like some natural dwarfs and their own family, including all those who treated him unequally, and the whole world was full of prejudice.
"Interesting. ”
And I, as the focus of all eyes, also realized one thing, now I am the identity of a sword wolf, so I have a weapon advantage, although it is more difficult to face the sword axe hand and the human shield soldier, in a sense, it is this kind of empty-handed person who eats steadily.
It's a bit of a taste of professional restraint.,The game is always changing.,It's still a routine in the end.,The only thing that makes me want to complain is that I actually short-circuited my brain.,Throw the dagger directly to the ground.。
"Fuck, it's not like that, brother, don't you know how awesome others are, I don't think you look like you're very powerful, it's unrealistic to bully ordinary people. ”
"Talk less and see the results. ”
Conservative, or radical, the attitude of the crowd almost annoys me, maybe I am an ordinary person, or even a more unbearable existence, at most to bully people with huge disparities in strength, and I still have to be soft if I really encounter a ruthless stubble.
"It's kind of interesting, I like to deal with people like you, and now you don't have to wait for five minutes to shorten the game world, you're really a genius. ”
The little man started approaching me empty-handed, and with the vibration of the air I could barely find some of the sensations I had on the flight, well, when did I start to like nostalgia too, it was terrible.
What's even more terrifying is the old man who gave me such a sense of immediacy at that time, but the object of great trouble, if there is another one who thinks about it with his ass, it is not a good thing.
"Each other, you are not a weakling, so if you can afford to look up to yourself, don't pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, at least don't do it so deliberately, right?"
Of course, I saw through his thoughts, after some people are discriminated against too much, there is a high probability that there will be a state of distortion, some people will complain all day long because of the distorted will, and some people will turn into an invisible force, so that he has not changed much on the outside, but there has been a earth-shaking change on the inside!
"Hmph, talkative people don't live long, in fact, I hate people who see through my plans, you know that people with high IQs are very troublesome, even if I disguise myself to take advantage of people's most despicable nature, I can't completely mislead, this is the type of person I am most afraid of. ”
It's a definite conclusion who is more terrible, but relying on one's own weaknesses and flaws to develop into a trap that lures the enemy into a deep trap is boundless resentment in addition to giving people a sense of being loved.
Of course, I feel that the growth of a small person over the years or contact with people is not so smooth and happy.
I don't know what it's like to hear it, but the pain that is most intense on my side is almost the only pain I feel.
"You really hid deep enough, brother, if there are really people who completely underestimate you and you do it, it is estimated that the fractures and cripples will be light. ”