1 If you scratch someone, you can't run away
The majestic Linxian City is said to be the closest city to the fairy mountain. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoEvery day, thousands of people of all colors gather here, just to get a little fairy fate.
Linxian City is built on the mountain, the most conspicuous is to occupy the upper half of the mountain, the style of the unified building complex, known as Ying Banshan.
Linxian City has a large population, and the most powerful is the Ying Ban City, which occupies Ying Banshan, the arrogant and domineering Ying Bancheng, and the Ying family.
In the territory of the Ying family, near the halfway up the mountain, which is actually the edge of the Ying family, there is a small courtyard. There was a little girl in the courtyard who was no more than five or six years old, who was arguing with her hands on her hips. The little girl was dressed in a gray cloth dress, and it was obviously several sizes larger, and her head was slightly tugging, loose and crooked to the side, and her face was full of water.
The object of her quarrel is a snow-white cat with a red bow tied around her neck!
Between the little girl and the cat, there was a huge laundry tub, filled with water and clothes. One can't help but wonder if this pot is enough to drown this person and a cat together.
In fact, the two people who quarreled, let's just count them as two people, were really drowned by this pot of clothes! When they come back to life, it is a plot that everyone likes to see, and they have been crossed!
"King Song! I was killed by you! Grandpa Bai asked you to send me a letter, and you said, "Where are you going to play!" the little girl was aggressive.
The white cat on the opposite side is still a little out of state, "Meow?Meow?Meow?" (You are Liu Liu, Liu Liu, how did you become like this? Liu Liu, you have successfully transformed into a person?) Okay, the translation is very tired, and the following cat language is automatically human words.
"Transform successfully? You want to be beautiful! I've been killed by thunder! We're crossing over! Do you understand crossing? You dirt bun!"
"Dead? no, Liu Liu, you see, I can still talk and move!" The white cat wagged its tail, and then froze, it turned its head stiffly, looked at its own tail, and its white hair exploded, "Liu Liu! My tail! How did my tail become like this! My fluffy tail became a strip!"
Liu Liu pointed to a basin of water in front of her: "Tail, you see clearly, you still think you are a little squirrel, you call it like this, cat!" She pointed to her nose again, "I am now, human! My body is gone! There is no scum from being struck by lightning!"
The white cat was unwilling to chase his tail, turned around a few times stupidly, and finally his head was dizzy, his feet stretched out, his belly was close to the ground, and he collapsed. "Willow ...... What can I do...... I'm not a cute little squirrel anymore, can I still cultivate into a big demon?
Liu Liu was also tired of standing, the five-year-old little doll's body was weak, and she sat on the original small laundry bench, "King Song, do you want to listen to good words or bad words?"
"What's a good word?"
"The good thing is, if you feel the concentration of aura, we will get twice the result with half the effort in our cultivation in the future!"
"What about bad words?"
"The bad word is, we're not on Earth anymore, we, we're homeless, we can't go back. Liu Liu was also depressed, flattening her mouth, looking like she wanted to cry or not.
As soon as she woke up, she found that something was wrong, and with the remnants of the original owner's memory, she instantly understood this sad and joyful situation.
The original owner is an ordinary little white cat Pine King, and his reaction is not so sensitive. It wasn't until just now that she was dumbfounded by a lightning strike. (What is like being struck by lightning, author, will you write!, I was obviously really struck by lightning!)
King Song was woodened for a long time before he muttered, "Liu Liu, how can this be......?" So, then the wall, the obscene old man who was in that half a day, is not the human form of Grandpa Bai?" King Song raised a small paw and pointed to the courtyard wall behind Liu Liu.
Liu Liu didn't reply, holding his cheeks with both hands, "Of course not! Grandpa Bai is kind and knowledgeable, and the most kind and lovely." How can that lewd old man compare!"
King Song's stupid expression changed suddenly: "This damn old man! I thought it was Grandpa Bai who secretly came to see what you looked like after you transformed! Dead old man! Deceive my feelings!" As he spoke, he landed on the ground with four claws, like an arrow off the string, and instantly came to the old man, leaving four paw prints on the old man's face before he could react.
Liu Liu was not interested, "What's the use of you scratching him, we can't go back if you scratch him." I'm scratched, and I have to lose money, look at my poor. She stretched out her hand and shook the only sturdy clothes and empty pockets.
Besides, the obscene old man who was broken, after screaming, immediately picked up from the wall again, and smiled flatteringly: "If you don't lose money, I don't want you to lose money!"
Liu Liu turned around and grabbed King Song, hugged him to his chest, and took two steps back vigilantly, "Then what do you want? Let me tell you, I have seen a lot of obscene abductors like you! Don't think that because I am young, you can trick me into selling in the ravine!"
The old man said in his heart: How many people want to be sold to the ravines, ahhh, are they sold to the fairy mountains as slaves, this little girl is also very backbone. Thinking about it, the old man came in over the wall with his hands and feet, bent over, and rubbed his hands, "Little girl, you just need to tell me if there was any master passing by here just now." ”
"Tall, no high-ranking man! I'm the only dwarf, who are you looking for, old man? Let me tell you, you're trespassing on a private house and trespassing!" Liu Liu took another step back, stumbled and stumbled on the edge of the laundry tub, and was about to fall into the water.
The old man hurriedly reached out to save people and grabbed Liu Liu's sleeve. Hearing only the sound of "tearing", Liu Liu thought that the clothes were still sturdy, and the sleeves were killed, revealing a black and thin arm. Liu Liu sat down in the water with King Song.
Liu Liu looked at his sleek jade arm and let out a childish scream: "Catch the pervert!"
The old man was stunned, pulled out his legs and ran, and disappeared in an instant.
"Willow, don't scream, I'm going to be deaf!" Pine King howled, successfully stopping Willow's scream.
Liu Liu cleared his throat, pretended to stand up casually, and twisted the water on his clothes, "Oh......!
King Song tilted his head, "What kind of master did the old man say?"
Liu Liu showed a smug look, "The master he said is me!
"No wonder you didn't look back, you knew that there was an old man behind you, so envious! Liu Liu, when will I be able to cultivate to the point where my divine sense is released?"
Liu Liu hugged the Pine King, Shun Mao, and comforted: "It must be very fast, there is much more aura than the earth here! The cultivation must be very fast, how good you are King Song, and there is still hope to achieve the Great Demon." I'm hopeless, huh...... I've got to be a human being for the rest of my life......"
One person and one cat sighed for a long time, and King Song suddenly remembered something, "Liu Liu, how did the original owner of our flesh body die, and he won't suddenly come back to take the house, right?"
Liu Liu's face darkened, and he said viciously: "No! These two fools are drowned!
"What?"
That's right, the little girl of the original owner was kicked on the head by the white cat, and she was stunned, and she threw herself face down in the water and drowned. The white cat died even more unjustly, and when the little girl fell, she also crushed it under her body and pressed it into the water, so she whimpered with her life. If it weren't for the fact that Liu Liu and Song King wore it, Liu Liu woke up first, and Song King might have to die a second time.
The two faced each other, in unison with black lines.
On the other end, the obscene old man who was scared away, where was he willing to miss the master like this. He stroked his beard, his eyes gurgling, and he had an idea.
He straightened his waist, and suddenly his temperament changed greatly, looking at a bit of fairy wind bones, he walked to the gate of Yingbanshan without hurrying, his divine sense was released, and he said to the main house on the top of the mountain: "The fairy family is visiting!
There was a sudden silence in the main house, and I saw a few richly dressed people rushing out in a hurry, without any manners.
If anyone else in Linxian City saw it, they must be surprised, because the first person was the head of the Ying family who mastered half of Linxian City.
I didn't know that the old man who had just been scratched and broken, Liu Liu and Song Wang, who had already come to the door, were still looking at each other, speechless and crying.