Chapter 70: Bone-Eating Honey
readx;? Tian Cai went straight to Lingcaolu in one breath: "I'm scared to death, my face is ......"
Gongsun leisurely looked at Tian Cai who came earlier than himself, rushed forward to grab Tian Cai, and was startled: "You...... What's wrong with your face, what's wrong with you?"
Fairy Qingyi came to Lingcaolu with a food box, with a sweet smile on the corner of her mouth. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Tian Cai stopped and gasped, and Gongsun said leisurely: "You wait, I'll go get you a bowl of tea." Tian Cai nodded in response, and she was so tired that she was about to collapse after a night of tossing.
Gongsun leisurely watched Tian Cai finish drinking the tea, his mood stabilized, and asked, "Little Brother Tian Cai, have you done the leisurely thing?"
Tian Cai said angrily: "You are embarrassed to say that my face is swollen by Sister Xiyun, oops, silk ......"
Gongsun Youran's heart tightened, and said, "How can it be...... Did you her off?"
Tian Cai said: "Didn't you say that ecstasy incense can cure Sister Xiyun's stubborn heart? Why did she smell ecstasy incense and lose control of her emotions, remembering the sweet past with Lin Shuangshu, and then her temperament changed drastically and almost killed me, did you lie to me?"
Gongsun frowned leisurely and said: "This, I don't know about this, although I don't know if this ecstasy incense can cure the disease, but I can let the other party vent and show the emotions hidden in the bottom of my heart, the last time I went to Weaver Girl Peak to save you, the senior brother used it on those female disciples, and they were all very intoxicated, you saw it with your own eyes, the senior brother didn't lie to you." ”
Tian Cai sniffed aggrievedly and said, "On weekdays, I look at your beautiful man's well-dressed appearance, it turns out that he is very bad in his bones, let me send love poems to Sister Xiyun, but I forgot how much painstaking grass I put to refine the ecstasy incense, and I was severely beaten by Sister Xiyun." Fortunately, fortunately, my life is running fast, and I came here to find medicine to cure my face without breathing, if my face is ruined, Sister Xiyun will definitely not want me to be ugly, and will beat me to death with one palm. Tian Cai was so angry that she said angrily: "Your face is valuable, isn't my face important?" Hmph, they are all bad guys, you are just greedy for Sister Xiyun's beauty, and trick me into helping you send a green bamboo handkerchief to send love poems, that ecstasy incense can't cure the stubborn disease in her heart at all, liar, big liar......
Gongsun was taken aback by Tian Cai's battle, he really couldn't imagine that the usually honest little junior brother would have such a big reaction, and it really poked him in the sore spot depending on the situation.
Gongsun coughed leisurely and said: "Little Brother Tiancai, this ecstasy incense does have a miraculous effect, this time Uncle Su has finished venting, it must be different from the past, and his heart will be open to you, don't worry, I'll take a look in two days." Oh, by the way, you are so amazing, it took my brother twelve years to learn the Ecstasy incense, and you learned it in one night, admire and admire Wow, hehe. ”
Tian Cai's mouth was pouted, her eyes turned to the side and said, "It's just a mistake, where are you smart, use me as a shield, hum." ”
Gongsun smiled leisurely: "You, did you give her the embroidered handkerchief?" Qingyi Fairy walked lightly, her face changed greatly, and she was silent, neither of them noticed that she had walked into the courtyard.
Tian Cai said: "I watched Sister Xiyun dancing happily, and I remembered your green bamboo embroidered handkerchief, and then took it out to give it to Sister Xiyun, but she disappeared in a blink of an eye." I shouted around, and she suddenly appeared behind me, and I turned around and was slapped by her, and then the embroidered handkerchief in my hand fell into the fire, and it must have burned. ”
"This, this, alas, screwed you up. Gongsun was heartbroken.
Fairy Qingyi's face turned pale, and he asked, "Little Brother Tian Cai, was your face injured because of this?" Tian Cai looked at Fairy Qingyi and blinked his eyes, nodded and said, "Well, it's all the mess done by Senior Brother Gongsun, which hurt me." ”
Gongsun was stunned, turned sideways and saw that Fairy Qingyi was beside him at some point, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no, he said nonsense, I just want to help Uncle Su cure the stubborn disease in my heart and write a poem, but don't think about it, I have already shown it to Tiancai's junior brother, it is a very normal poem, and there is no ......."
"Slap", Qingyi Fairy threw Gongsun a leisurely slap, Tian Cai was stunned, Qingyi Fairy Hua lost color, and said angrily: "You dare to lie to me?
Gongsun leisurely complained: "I didn't lie to you, Qingyi, you listen to my explanation, I just helped Tian Cai's junior brother, and he wanted to cure Uncle Su's stubborn illness......"
Tian Cai: "I ......"
"Slap" is another slap in the face, backlash on Gongsun leisurely face, Gongsun leisurely grieved twice, three red stalks immediately appeared on his face, it seemed to be more ruthless than the slap just now, Qingyi Fairy rushed upwards angrily: "Still lying to Qingyi, you actually wrote love poems on the green bamboo embroidered handkerchief I gave you to send to other women, I will kill you today, hum!"
Senior Brother Caoshen listened to the commotion outside, and hurriedly ran over and stretched out his hand to block Fairy Qingyi's arm, and said: "Oh, Senior Sister Qingyi, what do you have to say, why do ......you move so much?
Qingyi Fairy shook off his arm and dropped the food box: "Gongsun Youran, Qingyi is wrong about you, you are an amorous prodigal, I don't want to see you again, hum!" Qingyi Fairy turned around and flew away, Gongsun Youran was anxious: "Qingyi, Qingyi, don't go, listen to Youran explain to you, things are not like that, I am sincere to you......"
Senior Brother Caoshen said loudly: "Don't hurry up and chase it yet!" Gongsun responded leisurely, and hurriedly ran to the mountain road of Zhinu Peak, covering his mouth with his left hand and shouting Qingyi Fairy.
Tian Cai said: "Senior Brother Caoshen, my face ......"
Senior Brother Cao Shen looked at his heart and said, "Go, go in, Cao Shen will help you find medicinal wine and wipe it, hey." ”
Tian Cai followed Senior Brother Cao Shen into the house, smelled a sweet fragrance in his nose, walked to the table and looked at a big green bamboo tube: "Hehe, what sweet honey." Tian Cai still stretched out his finger and stuffed it into his mouth: "Wow, it's delicious." ”
"Hey, little brother Tian Cai, this is the bone-eroding honey that the master specially picked for Elder Baimei, it is very precious, don't eat it. Senior Brother Cao Shen took out the medicinal wine.
Tian Cai put down the green bamboo tube and asked, "Elder Baimei wants honey?"
Senior Brother Cao Shen said: "Yes, recently, Elder Baimei came to the master because he had a terrible headache, and the master checked that there was nothing unusual, so he said that he was a heart disease, and there was no good medicine, maybe the bone-eroding honey and some herbal conditioning might work." Then, the master remembered that Elder Bai Mei would give him the beloved disciple of Gongsun Senior Brother, and promised Elder Bai Mei to personally pick the bone honey. ”
Tian Cai was excited: "Ah, this bone-eroding honey is really not ordinary, not only delicious, but also pain-relieving." My face doesn't hurt as much now, hehe. ”
Senior Brother Cao Shen helped Tian Cai rub the medicinal wine, and said: "This bone-eroding honey grows between the valley and cliff between Yunshui Peak and Shanmen Peak, there is no road into the valley, the mountains and rocks are messy, the valley is filled with miasma, and there are some poisonous insects. Although we know that this bone-eating honey is a great thing, it is too dangerous for us to pick it casually. Okay, after wiping it, don't keep staring at the honey, I didn't enter the house just now, I definitely won't let you eat it, if you let the master know, you will definitely be furious. ”
Tian Cai smiled: "Not really, right?"
Senior Brother Cao Shen said: "How can it be? This bone-eating poisonous bee is not easy to mess with, Elder Baimei chased the demon to break into that valley a long time ago, but unfortunately was stung by the bone-eating poisonous bee, the boss with a swollen nose, if it wasn't for Elder Baimei's strong skill to force out the venom, otherwise he wouldn't have survived today." ”