Chapter 232, sit and watch the joke

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Yao Guangxiao left, and Fan Xiaojian patted his chest: "I'm scared to death of the baby." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Sister-in-law Qin: "What did you do again?"

Fan Xiaojian: "Why do you use 'again'? You know, Master Monk suddenly came uninvited, and he was still waiting for me in the hall of Lord He. ”

Qin was also taken aback: "What's wrong with the two of them?"

Fan Xiaojian smiled: "The two haven't met, and Lord He is not here." ”

Qin Sister-in-law also smiled: "It's really a fluke." ”

Fan Xiaojian: "So witty as a baby, hurry up and invite his old man here." He sighed again: "Although it is not always there, but before the time comes, I took the initiative to move things over, this is the rhythm of forced marriage, how do you say you will live this day in the future." ”

Qin Wuwen casually picked up the "Daoyulu" left by Yao Guangxiao, flipped through it and said, "How do you live, boil up." ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled: "You are feeling it." ”

Qin put down "Dao Yulu", turned her head and asked, "What is the feeling?"

Fan Xiaojian replied with a smile: "From the time you and I crossed over here, with me, the days are boiled out day by day." ”

Qin Wuwen's beautiful eyes looked at Fan Xiaojian: "You still have self-knowledge, and you are not completely incorrigible." ”

The witty Fan Xiaojian changed the topic again: "By the way, the monk master asked me, did I cross over?"

Sister-in-law Qin also almost jumped up: "How could he ask you this question, how did he know about crossing?"

Fan Xiaojian smiled casually: "Yes, but how can this first-class marquis be a vegetarian, it was understated, and he also asked rhetorically, he said that this is a barbarian language, I don't dare to ask deeply, don't lead out ghosts." ”

Qin said: "This old monk must have a source for speaking,"

Fan Xiaojian: "Do you think he doubts us?"

Qin Wuwen shook her head: "I don't think so, he still wants to take me as an apprentice." ”

Fan Xiaojian immediately denied: "This will definitely not work." ”

Qin Sister-in-law: "Why?"

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said, "You are a monk, what should I do?"

Qin said angrily: "Does a monk have to be a nun if he accepts apprentices? What does it have to do with you?"

Fan Xiaojian touched his nose and replied: "Also, this old monk is very strange, and he doesn't play cards according to the rules of the cards, and he accepts Zheng He and wants others to be eunuchs, so if you accept you, you may not be a nun, and Zhu Gaochi is his apprentice, and Zhu Zhanji is also his apprentice, and the generations are all messed up." ”

Qin Sister-in-law: "What a mess, Zheng He became an apprentice after becoming a eunuch, and this old monk is very lonely if no one learns his skills." ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "What kind of ability is this, I will rebel too." ”

Qin Wuwen despised it: "The most difficult thing in the world is rebellion, and I can't communicate with you, let me see what this "Dao Yulu" he wrote is." ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said, "What did he write? Tell me about it." ”

Qin Sister-in-law: "Don't you like to watch these things?"

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said, "Since you are interested, I will be as good as a stream." ”

Qin Wuwen snorted, picked up the book and said: "I will read this continuation to you, when Yu Xi was a monk, he was in the Yuan Dynasty and the military rebellion, nearly thirty years old, from the Yu'an and the monk to learn Zen in Jingshan, and read the internal and external classics in his spare time, so as to be knowledgeable. The testament of Mr. Ercheng of Henan Province, and the quotations of Mr. Zhu of Xin'an Hui'an. The three gentlemen were all born in Zhao Song, and they passed on the learning of the saints for thousands of years, which can be described as the heroes of the world and the true Confucianism of the world. Mr. Three because of the auxiliary teaching, but to rebuke the Buddha and the old as the heart. Taishi Gong said: Those who learn Lao Tzu in the world are Confucian, and those who learn Confucianism are also Confucian, and the Tao is different and does not conspire with each other. Since Mr. Three is the head of the Sven sect and the teacher of later learning, although he says that he denounces the Buddha, he must be justified and be selfless, and the people of the people will be convinced! Because Mr. Three does not explore many Buddhist books and does not know the essence of the Buddha, he has made evil remarks with his own intentions, and he has suppressed them too much, and the hearts of the people in the world are also very uneven. There are 21 quotations from Mr. Zhu of Hui'an, which are extremely absurd, and the rest is not speculated, but they are analyzed one by one for the sake of reasoning one by one. The manuscript was completed, hidden in the towel for a year, this winter and October, Yu retired from the public, because of the examination of the paper to get this draft, that is, the net is written into a book, the eyes are said to be the rest of the record, and it is placed between several cases. Gentleman, I have seen that I am a record, and I know that I am guilty, and I am here!

Fan Xiaojian wiped his sweat: "Can you use Xiaobaiwen?

Qin Wuwen smiled and said: "What he means is that he has read the book for thirty years, not only the Buddha's book, but also the Taishang Laojun's, and the Confucian Sage's, which can be said to be the head of a hundred schools." Ercheng and Zhu Xi's knowledge is the biggest in the world, but the focus is on but, but they don't understand the knowledge of monks, so they say bad things about Buddha, which is illogical. Since they are so good, it means that they are better than him. Then he casually picked the twenty-eight points that Ercheng said and the twenty-one articles that Zhu Xi said, and refuted them on the basis of reason, not because he wanted to debate with others, but he was really forced by this group of laymen. Do you understand?"

Fan Xiaojian covered his mouth and smiled: "I don't know anything else, but what Ercheng said should be unreasonable." ”

Qin was very surprised and asked, "How do you know?

Fan Xiaojian smiled: "It's all two, what else can I do? It may not be higher than this marquis." ”

Qin Sister-in-law slapped the table: "Ten words with you, five sentences have to be angry with you, no wonder Ziyao doesn't like you no matter how you look at it." ”

Fan Xiaojian hurriedly lowered his eyebrows and looked like an angry little daughter-in-law.

Qin was too lazy to look at him carefully, and said to herself: "This old monk is big enough, and in the end he compares himself to Confucius, but Confucius is afraid of chaos and thieves." He was a rebel who came to be on par with Confucius, and the sage had knowledge underground, so he had to be angry. ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "If you want to be angry, I don't know how many times you will be angry." ”

Qin Wuwen nodded: "Yes, there is never a shortage of reasons for troublemakers, if you want public opinion, you can find out public opinion, if you want holy will, you can find out holy will, if you want God to be the master, you can invite God, if you want ghosts to help, you can sacrifice ghosts, all of them are very powerful." ”

Fan Xiaojian smiled and nodded in agreement: "These guys are very hypocritical, and their character may not be more noble than this baby." ”

Qin Sister-in-law: "Everyone is so familiar, so you don't need to put gold on your face." ”

Fan Xiaojian touched his nose and only touched his nose like Santa Claus.

Yao Guangxiao's birthday banquet.

There are many soldiers outside Yixian Tower.

Many citizens looked at it from afar and did not dare to come closer, knowing that it was the birthday of the national teacher. whispered one by one, especially for Yi Xianlou to do this thing with such a big face, he was even more surprised, knowing that Boss Fan had become the apprentice of the national teacher again, so he was suddenly surprised.

There are those who are envious, jealous and hateful, and there are those who are full of thinking about how to open up the upper route through Yi Xianlou.

There are people who think about how to poison and drug them in the future, and how to greet them when they meet again will be warm and natural.

There are inquiries about the loopholes in the security work of Yi Xianlou, and there are inquiries about what Fan Houye's personal preferences are, and the preferences are not distinguished from elegance and vulgarity, the point is to like it.

Yixian Building is full of friends.

The so-called Gao Peng, the literal meaning is absolutely correct, because the official is too small to come.

However, Qin and Master He sat in the corner of the front row.

If it hadn't been held in Yixian Building, if Yao Guangxiao hadn't accepted Fan Xiaojian as an apprentice, he would definitely not have come.

Qin and her daughter-in-law are particularly eye-catching, not only are they beautiful, but the key is that they are not women who are officials.

That's really a little red from it!

If you are someone else, you are being peeked at by so many people, and you are not shy and run away.

But Qin Sister-in-law is very thick-skinned, calm and calm, and she is also happy.

Because he is already familiar with many ministers.

Lord He can actually not come, but he asks to be there.

It seems unreasonable to watch everyone congratulate the big enemy on his birthday.

But Lord He came to see Yao Guangxiao's appearance!

Because Zhang Dake has successfully entered Yixian Building through open recruitment channels and has become a glorious cook, as the saying goes, a robber who can't be a cook is not a good thief, and he is talking about him.

Although everyone didn't know this person's deep background, they couldn't help but bully him and wanted to drive him away, because Fan Houye was very kind, the staff of Yi Xianlou were very well paid, and the chef was a gold collar among the blue-collar workers. The key is that the cooking skills made by him, a robber, are not too strong, so it is reasonable to give people a handle, and it is reasonable to be squeezed. Those who have no ability like to bully and even less capable are common diseases, and Yi Xianlou is naturally not exempt from vulgarity. But Chef Zhang's psychological quality is very good, he giggles at everyone, he doesn't care at all, and the kitchen guy has no choice but to give up.

This is also the luck of this group, otherwise in the future, if you know that this person is a robber, you must wake up in the middle of the night.

Fan Xiaojian Qin and Aunt He came up with a plan that Zhang Dake would give the birthday gift given by Ji Gang, but Fan Houye had another idea, to first drop Ji Gang's bag into Zhu Gaoxu's, and then replace Ji Gang's inside with a couplet made by Qin Gang and Fan Xiaojian.

This operation is more complicated, but the advantages are also more obvious.

After the package is dropped, it is also taken for himself, and he is sure that what Zhu Gaoxu sent is more valuable.

And if something really happens, these two have to eat dog.

It's exactly what the three of them like to see.

Both of them are important ministers, and the gift packaging is particularly eye-catching and easy to identify.

In this way, Zhang Dake can find an opportunity to go out while the chaos is in chaos, and he should grasp it more, in fact, after dropping the bag, people will want to go out, if you wait until the couplet is exposed, and then run, sooner or later.

The birthday gift was full of the front desk, and Zhang Dake had successfully dropped the bag, and then slipped away under the guise of not having all the materials to buy it.

In the midst of the noise, Lord He asked Qin Sister-in-law in a low voice, "How is it?"

Although Fan Xiaojian's seat was next to Qin's wife, the person was in the background, and Zhu Zhanji watched the specific arrangements for Yao Guangxiao in Guanglu Temple.

Qin Wuwen knew that she was asking about the bag drop, and said in a low voice: "You made a gesture to me just now, and the bag has been successfully dropped, and then the person went out, it should be out to sea." ”

Master He let out a heavy breath of evil: "It's good, I want to see what happens when this old thief makes a fool of himself in front of everyone." ”

At this moment, there was a commotion among the ministers, and someone said: "The birthday boy is old." ”