Chapter 8, the eighteenth year of Yongle
readx;? The night was very safe, there were neither wolves, insects, tigers and leopards, nor bandits and hooligans, especially David Zhu on the side of the couch did not pounce, Qin and Sister-in-law took the heart of the first half of the night, and then fell asleep in a daze. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info But David Zhu slept with a smile, and he didn't know what kind of dream he had all night, if Qin Sister-in-law found his weird smile in the middle of the night, she would have to be startled.
In the morning, David Zhu woke up, washed his face by the river, and came back and said, "Sister-in-law, get up." ”
Qin got up in shock, looked at her whole body, and asked, "What time is it?"
David Zhu looked at the sun: "It's half past nine." ”
Qin said, "Do you look at the sun to determine the time?"
David Zhu said with a smile: "Of course, the sun will not be wrong, and the sun will come out on time when it is cloudy, but you can't see it." ”
Qin Wuwen sweated and said: "I know that the sun will come out on a cloudy day, and I also know that the sun will not have errors, the question is whether you will have errors?"
The two of them ate the wild fruits and vegetables left over from yesterday, and picked what they had eaten on the prepared road, and then they went out, and when it was almost noon, they came to a small town.
The two didn't dare to approach for a while, looking at the pedestrians coming and going from afar, David Zhu said: "Look at their clothes, what dynasty is it?"
Qin Wuwen studied carefully for a long time: "Let me think about it, dizzy, it is really from the Ming Dynasty, and our jade seal is a dynasty." ”
David Zhu jumped up: "Could it be that we have traveled to the Ming Dynasty, I have the jade seal of the Ming Dynasty, and I can be the emperor, I will go out to say hello to everyone." ”
Qin said: "You are tired of living! The palace has lost the jade seal, and you are looking for people everywhere." ”
David Zhu sweated on his head: "I know, this matter has to come step by step, look, there is a little friend over there." ”
David Zhu bent down and asked the child: "Little friend, do you know that David Zhu is going to be the emperor?"
The runny child smiled and looked at the two without speaking.
David Zhu shook his head in disappointment, the child left, turning back as he walked, David Zhu waved his hand to the child, turned around and saw a dog sniffing all the way like a secret agent.
David Zhu asked the dog: "Erwang, do you know that David Zhu is going to be the emperor?"
The dog was disturbed by his daily work, raised his nose and looked at David Zhu, with an unfriendly look on his face with his teeth bared: "Wang!"
David Zhu looked at Qin's sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law Qin asked, "Does it know?"
David Zhu sighed and said, "I didn't say I knew about this thing, I didn't say I didn't know, I said I forgot." ”
Qin and her sisters were happy, and Zhu Dawei looked at Qin and her with a smile.
Qin said: "Okay, okay, don't ask, let's go ask the group, but I'm afraid it's not okay to say hello in this dress." David, will you do that?"
David Zhu said, "What is that?"
Qin said, "Will you steal anything?"
David Zhu said: "Dizzy, do you really treat me as a thief? When you herd sheep, you just steal the corn cob of the villager and roast it to eat, and it is not a crime of killing the head, no matter how bad it is, at most you will do some work to steal chickens, and you can't steal dogs. ”
Qin said: "In this way, you are really a civilized citizen. ”
David Zhu said: "I have won awards, I have an idea, if someone asks, we will pretend to be from an ethnic minority, so that they don't know if the clothes are right, how about it?"
Qin said: "High, really high." ”
David Zhu said: "Let's just say that we are a couple and eloped." ”
Qin said, "Think of a more realistic one." ”
David Zhu said: "Then it has to be brother and sister." ”
Qin's sister-in-law said, "Do you follow the surname Qin?"
David Zhu thought of a more realistic question and asked tentatively: "Then can I inherit your family's inheritance?"
Qin said, "Die!"
In the end, the two of them pretended to be casual and went forward to inquire, and when they inquired, they were completely dizzy.
It turns out that this is really the Ming Dynasty!
Qin and her were crying at that time, and Qin and her were crying and said, "I want to go home." ”
David Zhu didn't know how happy he was in his heart, and he thought that he hadn't learned much from Lei Feng to do good deeds, how could he cross with the beautiful woman Qin Wuwen, this opportunity is not a fool, but how to use it, you have to think about it, you can't startle the snake for the time being.
At the moment, she looked at Qin Wuwen in a daze with interest.
Qin stopped crying and said, "What are you looking at?"
David Zhu said faintly: "I didn't expect you to cry so beautifully." ”
Qin was amused: "You still tell jokes, you all blame you, if you find that broken thing, why don't you know that worry?"
David Zhu said with a smile: "I said earlier, what the proletariat has lost is only chains, when I get here, maybe I can be the prime minister, or become a martial arts hero or something, you look at me I have only arrived now, there is a jade seal, ten night pearls, a number of rosewood boxes, tsk, this history, it is really polite, how embarrassing is it." ”
Qin said: "Stop, stop, you can dream, now is the era of Zhu Di, if you want to be a corrupt official, it is basically the end of peeling, if you don't want to be a corrupt official, you will feel that you are not as much money as your village director." ”
David Zhu said: "You underestimate our village director too much, but it's bad for your sister-in-law." ”
Qin said, "Why are you so surprised, and there are even worse?"
David Zhu said: "I'm easy to do, I'm a proletariat, but you are a big capitalist, your family is full of cattle and sheep, and servants are all over the field, will you not be used to living a hard life?
Qin said: "You don't dream less, do you think Miss Ben is eating dry rice? Miss Ben is full of money, which provokes me, I will take the exam to be a champion and be a female concubine or something, Miss Ben is not happy, I make the emperor's princess unhappy, I have to drag one into the water, I am a concubine, I will cut you off first, and tell you to find the broken seal." ”
David Zhu said: "Hey, you spare me, can't I be wrong, let's think about how to get clothes to wear now, this outfit is too eye-catching." ”
The two made up nonsense and came to the door of a large family, where two big stone lions were squatting in front of the door, and two family members were standing at the door looking up at the sky with unconvinced faces.
David Zhu stepped forward and hugged his fists: "The two big brothers, please, is there a plane in the sky?"
The two family members looked at David Zhu for a moment, and said ignorantly: "What kind of flying chickens and ducks?
David Zhu smiled and said: "The two of us have suffered in our hometown, and we have fallen to the treasure land, I heard that the house is kind and charitable, and the two eldest brothers are also very angry.
The two family members said: "Go, go, where did you come from, Hanako, wearing strange clothes, we don't have any extra clothes." ”
David Zhu thought for a while and said, "Don't look down on people, to tell you the truth, I still have ten night pearls." ”
The family was shocked, bent down and asked, "Do you have ten night pearls?"
David Zhu looked at the sky and said, "Not bad." ”
The family had a flattering smile on his face: "It turns out that I have met a nobleman, forgive me for my clumsy eyes, if you have ten night pearls." Speaking of this, his face changed: "Then I have a yard of night pearls, I think you don't even have a live pig, and you are blinded here!"
David Zhu turned his head and said to Qin Sister-in-law: "I understand, there are rich and unkind people everywhere, I have seen a lot of villains like this, let's go." ”
The two were about to leave, when a black man came over and grabbed Zhu Dawei's neck: "Hey, boy, where are you going? You are slandering us Qin Dashan here." ”
David Zhu said, "Hey, what do you want to do?
Jia Ding smiled and said, "Wang Fa, yes, do you see it? My big fist, the sole of Ma Er's feet, which is blacker than me, this is Wang Fa!"
As he was talking, a group of people came in, and in the middle was a man wearing a brocade robe with sharp-beaked monkey cheeks.
Qin Sister-in-law shouted: "Qin Dashan, Qin Dashan, there is a fight here, come and fight." ”
The man turned his head and saw Qin and his wife froze for a moment, and went to the door and asked, "What's the matter, what's the noise?"
The family Ding hurriedly let go of his hand, smiled and said to the man: "Report to Steward Ding, this kid doubts the character of our Qin Dashan people, and says that our Qin Dashan people's moral value is very low, and the small lesson teaches him." ”
Steward Ding's face sank: "Hmph, what does it look like, I don't know and think that our master always bullies others, if the master's reputation is bad outside, I will blame you ignorant minions!"
The family lowered his head and smiled: "Yes, yes, what you always say." ”
Steward Ding said to David Zhu and Sister-in-law Qin: "These two people know few words and have a rude temperament, forgive me, please sit indoors, you can discuss anything, you don't have to be polite." ”
Qin said, "Thank you so much. ”
The two followed Steward Ding past the courtyard, and then entered the second gate, a big osmanthus tree in the courtyard, came to the west wing and sat down, and the maid poured tea.
Steward Ding said suspiciously: "Forgive me for being clumsy, what is the origin of the gorgeous clothes on the two of you?"
David Zhu said: "The hometown was in a disaster, the two of us fled here, and met a man and a woman on the road, and robbed us of our clothes and silver, but left their clothes, we are puzzled, Ding Da Butler, your old man is well-informed, what do you always say?"
David Zhu thought, we can't make up our own lies, but your old man makes them up by himself, so you must believe it.
Butler Ding pondered for a while and said: "Well, I have also seen some of the world in the north and south, according to me, the real purpose of these two Fanbang people does not seem to be to grab silver, but to change their clothes and blend into my Daming, as for what they want to do in the future, I don't think too much." ”
David Zhu gave a thumbs up: "Sure enough, what you always said makes sense, we can't think so comprehensively." ”
The butler said, "I understand, the two of you have been robbed, and now you have neither clothes nor silver. ”
Turning his head and telling the maid next to him: "Go find two suitable clothes, remember to be better." ”
The maid replied, "Yes!" and turned to go out.
Steward Ding said, "I haven't asked the two noble surnames yet." ”
David Zhu said: "My name is David Zhu, and she is Sister-in-law Qin. ”
Steward Ding showed a surprised expression and said, "Oh, the young lady is also surnamed Qin? ”
Qin said, "Exactly. ”
The housekeeper Ding asked, "I don't know where the two of you came from and where are you going?"
Qin said: "We encountered the Yellow River flooding, all the way to here, I heard that Nanjing is the place where the Son of Heaven lives, so I want to see the world here. ”
The housekeeper Ding said, "Why aren't the two of them together?"
David Zhu and Sister-in-law Qin glanced at each other and made a painful expression: "Except for the two of us who went out because of something, the whole village is gone, and now we don't have any relatives in this world." ”
Butler Ding stood up and walked around: "Hey, it's really a flood that is fiercer than a tiger." ”
Butler Ding stood up and asked, "Forgive me for taking the liberty of being presumptuous, are the two husband and wife?"
Sister-in-law Qin's face turned red all of a sudden: "No, no, we're just ordinary neighbors." ”
Butler Ding nodded.
At this moment, the maid took her clothes back.
The big housekeeper Ding said: "The two of you will change your clothes first, and I will go to report to the master, and the two of you will wait a while." Saying that, the housekeeper went out, and the two quickly changed their clothes.
David Zhu whispered: "Sister-in-law, do you think that if the master knows, will it be more beneficial to us?"
Qin said: "I don't know, as soon as I heard that his surname was Qin, I was very happy, I don't know what it means." ”
David Zhu said: "I only know that the most famous person surnamed Qin is Qin Hui, are they connected?"
Qin said angrily: "The surname Qin is also Qin Shi Huang!"
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