Chapter 115: I'm a Robber
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Suddenly lost so much that he drank all the rice wine brought by Xu Churen, and he didn't feel anything. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After two bubbles of urine, the slightly drunken feeling disappeared.
It was contaminated with strong liquor, and these rice wines were like the wine of later generations of peasant families after eating, and it seemed to have a sweet taste in it.
No wonder these old guys just don't drink Wu Xi's wine, and they drink emotionally just to pretend to be forced.
The wind of the Wei and Jin dynasties is not something that everyone can learn, wearing a black coat, shaking a fan in winter, and chanting poems against Zihu, I feel that the egg hurts badly when I think about it.
The reason why they want to do this is that they eat too many pills with realgar, and the body is very hot, even in winter, they don't completely eliminate the heat in their body, so they have to find a place with few people and degenerate recklessly.
What are the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest, it came from that time.
On the other field, from the beginning of the monk and butterfly, now there are also a lot of people, Lei Leopard, who vowed to quit drinking, has never twisted the monk's stalking, drinking red and white teeth, cowhide blowing like a mountain king.
I didn't expect Xu Qingfeng to really eat this set, whenever he talked about happiness, he couldn't stop laughing.
Wu Xi didn't think it was funny, it was just a story about a farmer pulling a donkey into the city, and such a joke was told to them by Wu Xi.
It seems that these jokes have finally been used in the appropriate place, and Wu Xi plans that whoever wants to listen to the jokes in the future must first pay money.
Lei Leopard drank happily, the joke was finished, and the rest was sword dancing.
He used a knife, and casually pulled his family heirloom from the waist of the red boy, and the tigers and tigers danced in the open space, and from time to time there was applause.
The sword technique dances out with a sword, the momentum is a little less, but there is more femininity, isn't this what girls like?
The monk began to sing, but it was sung with interpretation, which made people feel very calm when they heard it, and the lyrics sung were naturally the one made by Wu Xi.
Such verses are sung in the tone of the Dharma, and they are really extraordinary, and no one takes this beautiful verse as a verse, and it is definitely a first-class Dharma.
Wu Xi doesn't think that there are a few people in this world who are real monks, because the innermost sutra is not necessarily Sanskrit, but it may also be a poem made by someone.
Butterfly had been a prostitute in the Qinglou, and she talked about a good piano, and she usually carried it with her, but now after drinking too much, she just showed off in front of everyone.
A sword dance, a chanting, a playing, the scene was chaotic, but there was a clear eye, the soldiers who had had dinner had nothing to do, so they gathered around to enjoy this little good show.
Only Wu Xi was calm and terrible, because he had a lot of courage on his shoulders, especially the disappearance of the bull's-eyed baby, and he didn't have a reliable plan in his heart at all.
Even if someone shaved the bull's-eye baby alive, he couldn't do anything now.
The helpers he can rely on are Qingyang and Feng Liu, who entered Yizhou in advance.
After Lei Leopard got drunk, his courage also became bigger, it seems that what Wu Xi said is not all right, at least, he was wrong in the matter of drinking.
The chaotic scene ended because of the monk's soak of urine, Lei Leopard took the opportunity to get into Xu Qingfeng's location, if she felt that it was inappropriate, when she let Lei Leopard go away, Lei Leopard could use the excuse of being drunk and walk away without embarrassment.
But the problem is that Xu Qingfeng also acquiesced to Lei Leopard's approach, and the two of them chattered and bit their ears, saying that they were so unhappy.
Wu Xi looked at Lei Leopard's success with jealousy, and wanted to rush over and kill him.
If people are in love with concubines, it is not good for everyone to be light bulbs in front of them, so they stand up one after another, and find another place to continue the presumptuous sword dancing and singing.
Only Wu Xi and the monk hid not far away, hoping to see some inappropriate pictures for children.
After waiting for a long time, mosquitoes attracted a lot, but they didn't wait for the two of them to develop further.
The polite Lei Leopard looked at Wu Xi a little disgusted, and when the monk sighed and was about to walk away, Wu Xi didn't think that there could be a good person in the monk's pile.
After picking up two big bags on his arms, Wu Xi didn't want to suffer here, and followed the monk's fat ass and tiptoed away.
Hearing a burst of laughter from a distance, Wu Xi felt that his face was blushing terribly.
When someone finds out, there is no need to hide.
slapped the monk's buttocks, and the monk screamed, but he didn't expect that many people next to him were startled by the monk's strange scream and stood up.
Everyone was relatively speechless, and went back to sleep.
As soon as he lay down, the monk's snoring got up, Wu Xi hugged the quilt, and left, if he slept with him for one night, he would sleep in the car tomorrow.
The mosquitoes swirled around the monk and just didn't bite down, so hated that Wu Xi kicked the monk twice before walking away.
The next day, when I got up at dawn, I saw that only my own tent was independent, and everyone else was ready to go on the road.
Under the shame, I was embarrassed to ask someone to wash my face.
I walked by the river and washed my face, it was a lot fresher, and after getting into the carriage, I hummed a little song and went all the way south.
Singing and singing, he felt very unhappy, so he got up and came to Lei Bao and Xu Qingfeng, and he didn't know who to say: "You didn't do anything about such a good opportunity last night?"
The two looked at each other, which was just right, which made Wu Xi feel peaceful, and he was in no mood at all.
"I did it, I did everything, I confessed, I took it by hand, and I exchanged life experiences. ”
Thunder Leopard is honest and has something to say.
"Damn, the atmosphere that has been created for so long is for you to waste, and the days to come will be long, these words that don't hurt or itch can be left in the quilt to say that they have a taste. ”
Wu Xi stared at Xu Qingfeng and said, but it was Lei Bao who answered.
Xu Qingfeng is not the kind of woman who blushes when you say anything, she has been fighting wits and courage with robbers in the mountains for several years, and she still has this kind of cheekiness.
Just here, Butterfly came up to relieve Xu Qingfeng, Butterfly is a big character, after being injured this time, she regarded herself as a member of the Wu family, even if Zhong Mingliang killed it now, Wu Xi blocked it for her.
"You're scared of people, look at the gangsterism on your face, you just take care of the war, it's better to close the door on the affairs between our women, Lei Leopard, get out of here, don't show up here." ”
was originally teaching Wu Xi a lesson, Lei Leopard was injured, and there was no reason for this.
Lei Bao touched the back of his head and walked away inexplicably, and he didn't figure out what Wu Xi was here for at the end.
"If you want me to say, you are jealous, it's only been a few days since you left the girl, I feel unfair when I look at other people, and I also tell you, Qingyang comes back tonight, and we'll do it, see how long you can listen outside the door." ”
Butterflies have always spoken very directly, and Wu Xi was speechless and couldn't answer.
Watching the two women laugh and twist their butts and leave.
In the next few days, Wu Xi has been criticized, because he interfered with other people's good deeds, and finally got to Yizhou, and he couldn't get out of his tent.
As soon as the camp was built, the general of the Huaiyang Army came, presumably after receiving a letter from Xu Churen, and he had been looking forward to the arrival of this great god for a long time.
However, there should still be a posture, even if the war is not good, the official rank is far above Wu Xi, and there is no need to look at this kid's face when he speaks.
Wu Xi hugged his fists, even if it was a courtesy, Meng Hong, the general of the Huaiyang Army, was very passive.
The Huaiyang Army's Jiedu envoy is Jiang Yuan, the governor of Yizhou, this is a civilian official, Meng Hong is a military general, and he is his adjutant, and Meng Hong has the final say in everything in the army during the war.
Jiang Yuan did not participate in the opinions, and after discussing the battle plan, he did not interfere in the on-site battle.
is also a more experienced civil official.
Therefore, Meng Hong lived a good life in Yizhou, without the guidance of his boss, and he would not be restrained when he started a war.
It's just that because of his limited ability, coupled with the comfort of his pampered life over the years, suddenly such a gang of bandits came, and they were mishandled for a while, and they lost the battle.
If it weren't for a letter from Xu Churen, the governor of Qingzhou, saying that a young man who is very good at fighting would be in Yizhou, he would be about to be unable to withstand it.
However, Meng Hong has always been stubborn and self-serving, seeing that Wu Xi was a teenage doll, he didn't pay attention to it, and now Wu Xi just casually gave his hand, and his heart was very unhappy.
"Little doll, what crime should you be guilty of despising Shangguan?"
Meng Hong was ready to cure Wu Xi's sin when he exited, and his words were very polite.
Wu Xi smiled, stood up from his seat and said: "What am I guilty of, I am not in any battle sequence, after all, I am just a robber now, do you think a robber leader can speak as politely as me?"
Wu Xi was even more unkind, and the angry Meng Hong blew his beard and glared at Wu Xi without any way.
Banya heard the argument inside, lifted the curtain and went into the big tent, and near the door, he found a chair and sat down, poured a cup of tea into his cup, and drank it to himself.
At the same time, he deducted a hidden weapon in his hand, as long as Meng Hong made any abnormal moves, he was guaranteed to be covered with holes and eyes.
Meng Hong judged his combat strength, but he still felt that his low voice was suitable for his current situation.
Although his status is very high, he always speaks with a smile on his face.
What's more, this errand was ordered by Zhizhou Jiang Yuan to do it, if he didn't do it well, he, the general of the Huaiyang Army, would have done it.
If a civilian official wants to kill a military general, he always kills first and then plays, and there is no psychological burden in killing.
Since people say that he is a robber, then he is a robber, so why should he have to fight?
"Yes, you say that you are a robber, then you are a robber, but the bandits on the mountain are making a lot of trouble now, what can you do to deal with it?"
Before he finished speaking, Feng Liufeng came in.
Wu Xi pointed at Feng Liu and said to Meng Hong: "The way is here, do you want to listen to it together?"