Chapter 63 [Angry Tya]
In the empty dormitory, Thea and Doom are still deeply puzzled by the bizarre behavior of the pure little sword. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
They really couldn't figure out why Chun Xiaojian was so excited when he knew that he had been expelled.
Long.
"Destruction, go back and prepare, and announce the decision to expel Pure Little Sword in the form of a notice throughout [Taiya], so as to warn those newcomers and let them take warning!"
Regarding the strange behavior of Chun Xiaojian, they no longer want to speculate.
Yes, who can really understand the mind of a scum?
In fact, Taiya's impression of this pure little sword was also good, although his physical test score was amazingly poor, but the written test score was good, and this kid looked white and clean and looked very pleasing to the eye.
To be honest, Taiya originally planned that even if Pure Xiaojian failed to pass the final special training, he would use his privilege to leave Pure Xiaojian behind.
However, the good image of the pure sword in Taiya's heart is gone today.
Not only is he no longer good, but even for the pure sword, Taiya is still a little angry in his heart.
As for the reason, is it because of the arrogance and stubbornness of the pure little sword?
"Report on the whole of [Thea]?" Destruction was slightly startled, and he felt that the punishment seemed to be a bit heavy.
There are tens of thousands of in-service warriors, and almost all of them are well-known figures in the Xia country, so if this pure Xiaojian's expulsion decision is released, it will be tantamount to informing the whole country.
In the future, how can you let Chun Xiaojian mix in Xia Kingdom?
However, Taiya didn't seem to care that his actions would ruin a young man's reputation, and still said in a loud voice: "Hmph, a brazen scum, even dare to eat apples, why should we care about his image anymore." ”
"Don't worry, according to what I said, it will be released directly in the "Heavenly Domain", I just want the entire warrior group to know that there is a scum named Chun Xiaojian who was expelled by [Taiya], and he is an F-level who made history, and with minus 1,205 points, he has set a new record for the worst newcomer in the [Taiya] world!"
Thea's tone was full of anger, and Destruction always felt that Taya had eaten gunpowder today.
"Taiya, are you really not thinking about it anymore?"
"In fact, if you think about it carefully, the mistake made by the pure little sword is not so bad, that is, it is just a little arrogant and rebellious. ”
"We can't just tell the world about a teenager's sins just because he pretended to be a few coercions, right?"
Destruction is still persuading, but Taiya is determined to punish Chun Xiaojian severely.
Just as the destruction and Taiya were arguing over how to punish them during her reign, there was a sudden rush in the corridor of the dormitory building.
Taiya and the two couldn't help but wonder, and they all looked at the entrance of the corridor on the fifth floor, only to see that at the corner of the corridor, a waste dog was sitting there holding a bag and panting.
"Whew.....Whew..."
The pure little sword wiped the hot sweat from his forehead, and kept gasping with his mouth open.
"No, the money is too heavy, and the emperor is running too fast again..."
"I'll go, I'm tired!"
The pure little sword was spread out there, looking like a defeated dog, looking at this scene, the corners of the mouths of Taiya and Destruction not far away twitched fiercely.
It's exhausting to climb a building like this, this kind of waste wood, fortunately, it is fired, if you stay in [Taiya], it will be a shame!
The two of them wiped the cold sweat on their foreheads in unison, and couldn't help but feel deeply glad for the wise decision just now.
It's just that.
"Pure Little Sword, you have been removed from [Taiya], why do you want to come back?"
"Wait... Wait a while, wait....wait for the emperor to catch his breath, and then... I'll tell you my oracle!" Chun Xiaojian gasped against the wall.
"You—" Taiya couldn't help but get angry, "you've been fired, and there's no point in saying anything more. Hurry up and leave me now, I will not go back on the decision I made at any time!"
"So, you don't have to think that there will be any turnaround, today is killing to intercede with you, and it won't help!!"
Taiya's words are very dead, and it seems that there is really no room for the slightest change in the matter of pure Xiaojian being removed by [Taiya].
However, Chun Xiaojian is a person who is good at making history, and he is also a person who is good at creating miracles.
"In the Emperor's world, anything is possible!!"
Looking at Taiya's fierce face, Chun Xiaojian showed a lewd smile.
Since Chun Xiaojian dared to come back today, he naturally relied on it. And he dared to guarantee that this dependence was something that Taiya would never be able to refuse.
Then, he raised his head and said calmly to Thea: "Old man, you come with me, the emperor has something to tell you." ”
"You little bastard, aren't you ......." Taiya was already in a bad mood today, and this guy Pure Xiaojian actually touched the muzzle of his gun, isn't this trying to force Taiya to fire?
It's just that just as Thea was about to teach this unobtrusive little bastard a lesson, she heard a plop, and a pink apple slipped out of the pocket of the pure little sword.
Although half of it has been bitten off, the remaining touch of pink is still delicate, and the temptation is still fascinating.
Thea was stunned for a moment, and the anger that reached his mouth was swallowed by him.
"Uh... I'm sorry, my pink apple has fallen, this emperor will pick it up first, old man, you wait a minute. ”
Pure Xiaojian had already seen Taiya's trembling hands at this time, but this scum still bent down unhurriedly, and deliberately pushed the apple towards Taiya's feet, and then in Taiya's complicated gaze, Pure Xiaojian picked up the pink fruit.
The corners of Taiya's eyes twitched very secretly.
"Pure Little Sword, what the hell are you doing?" Seeing Pure Little Sword's behavior, Destruction felt a kind of anger that was being toyed with.
Chun Xiaojian was very calm, "It's nothing, the emperor just wants to have a private chat with Taiya for a while, destroy the old man, you step aside first!"
"Little bastard, you—" Just as Destruction was furious, Thea turned out of his mind and stopped Destruction.
"Destruction, you retreat first, I want to see what kind of medicine is sold in this little bastard's gourd?"
In the stunned gaze of destruction, Taiya really obediently walked over, and followed the pure sword to a corner.
"Tell me, what do you want to do?" said Thea, grimacing.
"It's nothing, the emperor just wants to make a deal. Chun Xiaojian smiled evilly, "This emperor gave you the pink fruit, and you returned the emperor's throne to me, how about it?"
Taiya was stunned for a moment, he couldn't understand what the throne was that Chun Xiaojian said, but now is not the time to dwell on this throne, but....
"Hmph, Pink Fruit? I don't know what Pink Fruit is, you little bastard, let me tell you, you'd better leave me immediately, don't let me call the warrior to "send you"!"
"I really don't know?" Jun Xiaojian turned the conversation back to the Pink Fruit as if he hadn't heard the threatening words behind Thea.
"Are you leaving?" said Tya, annoyed
"If you really don't know, old man, then the emperor doesn't mind letting the old man over there see if this photo taken on my phone is you. ”
"Huh... Ha" Jun Xiaojian laughed, picked up his phone and was about to run towards Destruction.
"You—" Destruction gritted his teeth, "you give me back!"
"Figured it out?" said Jun Xiaojian smirked.
"Tell me, what the hell do you want?"
"It's not like that, it's just that the emperor just abdicated with a hot head, and later found that the world has not yet been unified, the demon animals have not been killed, and the emperor has not yet reigned in the world. ”
"Therefore, for the sake of the common people in the world, the emperor has no choice but to inherit the throne again. ”
Taiya was so angry that his body was trembling, and he almost shouted: "You talk so much!!"
"The special training assessment after half a month will give me a chance to pretend to be forced!"
In a word, simple and clear, to the essence of the problem.
Taiya was stunned again, and after thinking for a long time, she finally comprehended the "divine will" of the pure little sword!
It's been around for a long time, but this little bastard regrets it and comes to beg him to give him another chance!
Taiya smirked, "The decision made by the old decay will never be reversed. ”
"So, if you want to go back to [Tella], you should die that heart!" Téa flatly refused.
In this case, the emperor had no choice but to talk to the old man of destruction about family life, saying that once upon a time, there was a lewd old man who left his post without permission during working hours, and secretly ran out to watch a vulgar striptease performance. ”
"You don't want to talk nonsense, how can the performance of the Pink Sky Troupe use vulgar shapes..."Speaking of this, Taiya's body suddenly trembled, and her face turned pale.
"Huh... Admit it, old man, you just went to watch a striptease performance, and you were jealous of the emperor's acquisition of the Pink Fruit, and declared a personal vendetta, threatening me with the removal of [Taiya] to make me hand over the Pink Fruit, and secretly coveted the emperor's pure holy body. ”
"You perverted faggot, you are so ruthless, I didn't expect that there are such vicious scheming bitches in this world. ”
"This emperor has always been jealous of evil and hatred, and it is his duty to punish adultery and eliminate evil, and the obscene crimes of your demon beast, this emperor must be made public. ”
"I want the world to know that the lord of Jianghai's [Taiya] is actually a perverted old man who peeks at women undressing, and a dead who covets the emperor!!"
"You little bastard, I'll slaughter !. old man" Thea was already going crazy, and her old face was so angry that it was greener than. Whatever he discovered, as soon as the bastard's mouth came out of his mouth, it was completely changed.
Seeing that Taiya was angry, Chun Xiaojian was suddenly startled, he was extremely arrogant just now, but at this moment, his legs were almost weak with fright, and he shouted as he ran: "Destruction, hurry, come here, this emperor wants to break the news and expose the material of Taiya's old man!"
The danger of death weighed on his body, and he howled like a pure sword ghost in fright. The sound of "exploding the material of the old man of Taiyana" echoed throughout the dormitory.
Taiya's face was like ashes, he looked at the pure little sword, the resentful eyes, as if he was going to cut the pure small sword with a thousand knives, finally, Taiya gritted his teeth, full of angry voice, and rumbled across the entire floor again.
"I, grant your request and restore your throne!!"
When he said this, Taiya was dripping blood in his heart, but in order to maintain his majestic image in the [Thea] warrior world, he could only do so;
It's just that he feels that his decision today will reduce the discipline of the entire Jianghai [Taiya] branch hall by a hundred percentage points because of the bastard of pure Xiaojian.
However, Taiya can't help it, if you want to blame, blame yourself for being secretly photographed by Chun Xiaojian! He did go to see the striptease performance of the Pink Sky Troupe today.
And today, he watched as the opportunity for his intimate kiss with his favorite pink cherry passed through his fingers and into the hand of the panty man on his right.
Of course, this is not the reason why he is angry with Chun Xiaojian, but he especially saw Chun Xiaojian steal the panty man's peach in front of everyone, and finally steal the pink fruit that he has been longing for.
Thea, immediately angry. He was not angry that Chun Xiaojian stole the Pink Fruit, but that he didn't give it to him after stealing the Pink Fruit.
Of course, Taiya also knew that this couldn't be blamed on Chun Xiaojian, after all, Chun Xiaojian didn't know that he was also so obsessed with the Pink Fruit, and Taiya obviously wouldn't tell Chun Xiaojian.
However, when people are sad and angry, some behaviors are obviously impossible to guess with reason, not to mention such a sad and angry thing as the loss of the Pink Fruit, Taiya will naturally be angry with the pure sword.
"Really?" Pure Xiaojian, who was still crying wolf just now, was suddenly overjoyed, and waited for Taiya's confirmation with his eyes open.
"When! really!" Théa's teeth rattled.
But no matter how bitter Taiya was in her heart, she was angry in her chest, and in front of the scum of Chun Xiaojian, she could only break her teeth and swallow it in her stomach.
"Huh... Ha" Pure Xiaojian was overjoyed, and shouted again, "Destroy the old man, quickly, come quickly." I'm going to blow up the old man Téa!"
"You..." Taiya was stunned, just when he thought that the next sentence of Chun Xiaojian would say his filthy behavior, Chun Xiaojian's next words made Taiya feel like he had escaped death.
"In the face of the divine power of this emperor, Taiya has succumbed, and I am back again!"
Pure Little Sword laughed.
However, the scum red envelope will always be quietly smashed when the pure little sword is happy and sad, so that the pure little sword is "more happy and happy", and "the more sad the sorrow"!!
......
Ding, the scum red envelope is smashed.
Congratulations to the host, you have been hit by the password red envelope, and you can receive it after shouting the password loudly.
The password is: Stupid human beings, open your eyes and see, the lord of Jianghai's [Taiya] is actually a perverted old man who peeks at women undressing, and a dead who covets the emperor!!
This red envelope is an optional red envelope, and there is a reward for receiving it, and there is no penalty for expiration.
(Reminder: The password red envelope will expire after 10 seconds)"
......
Pure Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, his brain was spinning, and his eyes were flying. He's thinking, he's choosing.
Is it a festival, or is it a reward?
Is it trustworthiness or injustice?
"Hmph, a little red envelope will not make the emperor treacherous!"
"This emperor is disciplined, so he won't lose the face of our Chinese children!"
Pure Xiaojian's expression was firm, and in the face of discipline and rewards, he finally chosen... Latter.
"Stupid human beings, open your eyes and see, the lord of Jianghai's [Taiya] is actually a lustful old man who peeks at women's undressing, and covets the dead of this emperor!!"
The majestic sound of a pure small sword exploded throughout the floor.
Is it the degradation of morality, or the lack of human nature? We don't know, I only know, at this time, Taiya, I only feel, at this time, the sky is dark!!
"Bunny, I killed you!"
It's anger, it's resentment, and it's shaking the entire floor.
Destruction, who had heard the call of the pure little sword a minute ago, had just come over, and was immediately petrified in place.
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