Chapter 714: Lin Miasma is sleepy
Chapter 714: Lin Miasma is sleepy
The youth village has always had the habit of playing more, one is that electronic products are not used to it, and the other is that it was not good in the early years.
There is no way in the village, so I can only discuss the luck of pressing the ancestral grave with the objects that have been opened, and the people in the village are all unitary, and knocking on five roads is more complete, and when you are young, you have to fight a full seven!
It is clear that at the time of the child and the four moments of the ugly time to go to the ancestral grave to add two more, frightening the evil and exorcising the charm for peace.
Hell, this second uncle never misses the two gongs when he knocks them, and he will knock more, and when he asks about the second uncle afterwards, he smirks and can't tell the reason, in short, in everyone's hearts, he is a thief who is unreliable, and his mouth is still a thief!
Hearing this, we almost subconsciously looked at Liu Wu, in short, everyone can hear a little taste, everyone is very like a familiar person around them, but I know very well that this story may not be made up by the young man, and even he told it completely from his own perspective, making us all feel like our own memories.
It is said that when he was young, the second uncle's head was still bright, and he could memorize a lot of Tang poems and Song lyrics at the age of three or five.
The good times didn't last long, it is said that one day the young grandmother hugged the second uncle to tell a story, and just halfway through the conversation, she heard a burst of firecrackers outside the window, and the grandmother turned her head and didn't see anything.
The second uncle insisted that he saw something, and there was a group of rats carrying a sedan chair to greet him.
The most permeating thing is that the direction is still where the ancestral grave is, thinking of the strange things before and after, the young grandmother muttered for a while, and closed the window at the moment and did not allow the young uncle to take another look.
But this second uncle will be in a tiger, saying that if he doesn't let him see it, he insists on watching it, and when grandma is not careful, he pokes the window paper and continues to look.
I didn't care about it, but I just happened to bump into the rat bride walking out of the sedan chair with a bright red cloth scarf on her head, which is much rarer for a bear child than the animation on TV.
"Hey, what does the bride look like, show it to the young man!" If you want to say that this child can't be too smart, the second uncle roared out with a loud voice, directly scaring away all the rat masters and the bride who played music, and only the second uncle was left staring dryly.
It is said that when the grandmother turned around, the second uncle fell on the side of the bed with a high fever, and he didn't know who was smashed in his yard.
After recovering from the strange illness, the second uncle's head was not so bright, but he only remembered the whole thing, after all, the young grandmother was only indirectly involved, and it was impossible to say that it was so immersive.
Afterwards, the family looked for incense from another village to take a look, but after reading it, they didn't want anything and left, only saying that the young man's family had ruined the opportunity to release his previous suspicions with the great immortal, and this second uncle was stupid and it was retribution, and she didn't dare to interfere if the cause and effect were too deep.
This matter is over, but fortunately, the second uncle of the young man has been working smoothly over the years, and the strange things in the village have been suppressed a lot, and everyone has not thought about solving this matter completely.
But as the saying goes, this person must have near-term worries without long-term concerns, and on the day when the young man became an adult, the hidden danger that had been squeezed in the village for many years finally broke out.
Liu Laocai, a big family in the village, drove a bulldozer, and the noise alarmed the whole village, so the young man put down his work and followed him, chasing all the way to half a mile outside the ancestral tomb.
"Folks, the young man and the village chief and the branch secretary have discussed, the young man has nothing else to do but be pragmatic, and now it is useless to guard the broken name of this yellow rat village, just take the entire farmhouse on this dirt slope to make a profit!"
The young man can hear it, this nouveau riche plans to use the gimmick of the former feng shui treasure to deceive people to consume, but you say that there is no lack of virtue or virtue, and the things of the year under the soil slope are gone, if this shovel goes down, the young man will see it.
The young man's village is out of luck again!
"Folks, don't engage in those feudal superstitions, aren't the projects invested by young people very popular these years!" Liu Laocai smoked a cigarette to brainwash the villagers, and spit smoke rings on the face of the village chief, the village chief didn't dare to let out half a fart.
Liu Laocai is the god of wealth in the village, and he has been 'shabby and welcoming the new' over the years, but anyone who makes a little money from him is either dead or unlucky at home.
"Yun Wa'er, hurry up and stop your second uncle, he is sure to rush up and make trouble, this matter is not to be provoked by the young man's family. "The grandfather of the half-pillar incense kung fu young man came, and asked the young man to stop the second uncle's donkey.
But the young man was reluctant to go to the young uncle.
This time, Liu Laocai has done many things that lack morality, to put it bluntly, there are people above the family, and the relationship between the county town and the village is hard, to put it bluntly, he is the soil emperor of the young village, what do you want.
Second, the young uncle has been nosy since he was a child, and when Zhang Tianshi left, he left an extra set of mantras for the young man to exorcise evil spirits and cultivate the gods, which happened to be passed on to his generation, and the young man is not qualified to inherit it!
The mantra also contains a summary of the introduction to the inner family skills, and after decades of practice, the second uncle's skills have become more and more proficient, adhering to the principle of Zhang Tianshi's exorcism and defending the way, the second uncle is in charge of this Tupo matter.
How wonderful this mantra is, just compare the young grandfather with the young uncle.
At that time, the young grandfather was not qualified enough and his body was weak, so he didn't realize how much he had only learned a little skin, and the yin qi that had fallen after many years of fighting was driven clean, and the yang fire was more vigorous than ordinary people.
When it comes to the young uncle, this is even more amazing, the body is a dragon spirit and a tiger, and the people in the village look at him and say that the yang energy is heavy, and he doesn't dare to get close to any evil things.
"Young people go, young people go still not hit. The young man's grandfather blew his beard and stared, and the young man could only trot to the compound, sneaking into the yard, just thinking about how to fool the second uncle to delay time, but found that the young uncle was already waiting at the door.
The atmosphere was embarrassing, but it was the second uncle who opened his mouth first.
"Xiaoyun, get out of the way, uncle has something important to do today, I'll buy you a string of sugar gourds when I come back, be obedient." "Coincidentally, this second uncle even brought a three-piece suit for the watch, and he spoke with a sense of naivety, but the young man has not eaten sugar gourd since he was ten years old.
"Uncle, you heard the young man say, it's not the first time that Liu Laocai has made a mistake, it's really not good, the young man can watch the play, and he can't wade into this troubled water!" In the eyes of the young man, Liu Laocai's report was a sure thing.
Who doesn't know about the lack of virtue he has done? How much yin virtue the ancestor can defeat him, but if the second uncle is involved in it, the young man's family will suffer.
The second uncle laughed strangely, and just hung the young man at the gate, and the young man thought that he should retreat in the face of difficulties, so that he could go back and explain to the young man's grandfather.
"This matter, the young man must take care of it!" Unexpectedly, as soon as his hands were raised, a dry field plucked onions and flipped out of the wall.
Oh, there is really no one with this skill, and the young man is also stupid to forget that this second uncle will work lightly, not to mention that no matter how high the wall is, it can't stop him!
When the poor young man tossed back and forth, panting and running back to the dirt slope, the second uncle was already standing in the front row of the crowd, and he was consuming money with that old man Liu.
"What did the little calf do to you, what did you say, let you stop your second uncle?" Before the young man could stand firm, his grandfather gave the young man a slap, but the young man was dumb and couldn't say that he was suffering from Coptis chinensis.
Of course, the young man didn't dare to say this, and in a flash, the kung fu engineering team drove up the dirt slope, and the first thing to bear the brunt was Liu Laocai's bulldozer.
"Lack of morality, Uncle Liu, the young man respects you as an elder and doesn't want to swear, but why did you start a bad luck thing? I don't know back then, your grandfather promised never to move this land, is it not lacking?" This second uncle has always been upright, and he is even more ruthless when he scolds people.
It doesn't matter if you are the village chief or the factory director, Liu Laocai, who scolded, was angry on the spot, and his neck was red, and he couldn't speak for a long time.
"What's going on, ah? Lao Zhang, your family is also from the old Red Army, this thing is ...... trouble?" The village chief's face turned pale with fright, and he didn't wait for the nouveau riche to speak, and he rushed to play the round first, and kept giving the young uncle a look.
"What's the matter, village chief, your eyes are uncomfortable? The second uncle's answer made the village chief and the branch secretary stunned on the spot.
Liu Laocai completely lost his patience, clapped his hands, and a group of five big and three thick men jumped out from behind him.
"For the sake of the people in the same village, leave an arm to eat, and the rest will be wasted by the youth!" The nouveau riche words made the young people stunned for a while, these big men have to be 1.9 meters, the pimple meat on their bodies is beating back and forth, it is estimated that the young man will not blink an eye after a few punches.
Hmph, but the young man's second uncle was not afraid of scare, he put down his burden and was about to do it, but he accidentally made the gongs, drums, sticks and mallets sound, and the men who listened to it became more and more disdainful.
"But pretend, isn't it just an arrogant fighter, and I don't know you if I will beat your mother, do you know?" Several big men are from neighboring villages and will never show mercy, and after seeing the rest assured, Liu Laocai became more and more proud, pointing at the second uncle's nose is a scolding.
"This little calf is fighting so fiercely with the young man? Today, the young man really doesn't believe in evil! What kind of bullshit god and great immortal, young people know that having money is the last word, why didn't this great immortal jump out to help when the young man's village was unlucky and poor?" The nouveau riche became more and more vigorous, and in the blink of an eye, he drove into the dirt slope.
"Oops. The second uncle seemed to think of something and rushed over, but on the way, several big men wanted to make a move, but he was stuck in both shoulders with one of his free hands, and the waist arch was thrown out as soon as he exerted his strength, and he fell into the mud.
In the end, he was merciful, the big man happened to fall on the haystack, next to the licohay fork poked and would definitely die, and the remaining few * cubs didn't dare to move at all, with the skills of the young uncle, they really didn't see enough.
Fighting is not the point, the second uncle is left with a first-class shadow when he runs, and the young man who watched it is also excited, and the artist is so bold that he wants to stop the bulldozer with his own arm strength!
But Liu Laocai's car also slipped on the spot, and began to make a sharp turn in the opposite direction of the second uncle's run, as if the parts were out of order, but they also successfully crashed into the mysterious dirt slope.
"Haha! The little calf is still fighting with the young man, and the young man will show you today! Let that bullshit fairy appear, if you have the ability, you will kill the young man!" Liu Laocai saw that the young man's second uncle was even more proud, and he raised the file to the maximum as soon as his head was hot.
"Alas, it's all fate, the young man did his best. The young man heard the second uncle sighing, and even the young man's grandfather kept smoking with a sullen face, and neither of them glanced at Liu Laocai and Tupo.
It's strange, could it be that the great immortal is still under the dirt slope, or is there another mystery? Otherwise, how could the young man's family react like this, as if they had seen a ghost.
Before the young man could think more, there was a loud noise in the direction of the bulldozer, and everyone gathered around and shouted like sheep.
Among them, the most obvious thing that young people heard was a dead word.
The strange energy revealed by these words and sentences simply made us who were about to fall asleep in the forest break out in a cold sweat, but realized that although our body gradually regained some intuition, the rest of the part could not be controlled.