Chapter 56 [The Facial Paralysis Man Who Pretends to Be Forced]

In the empty cafeteria, the waitress looked at the two who were still nervous just now, but at this moment they were sitting at a table harmoniously and feasting. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The waiter couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, it seems that there are really no permanent enemies in this world, only permanent interests.

When there is no urgent conflict of interest between them, two people with similar temperaments can easily become friends.

Like, they!

Just now, Xiao Kongkong gave them a few more dishes, and Chun Xiaojian couldn't help but feel good, and swept around the dining table. On the other hand, perhaps because of the competition, the little monk's eating speed also accelerated.

Chun Xiaojian is annoyed, he can't do martial arts, if he loses to others again, then what else does the emperor have to be proud of!

So, on the morning before dawn, a teenager and a monk began a fierce "arms" race.

The waiter on the side was speechless, thinking that this is a buffet, what are you robbing, not enough can you have it!

However, for the two people who are high-spirited, this reason is not enough to calm their war.

Half an hour later.

"Hiccup..."

Pure Xiaojian patted his stomach and burped very coolly. The little monk was also full, and as for the dining table, except for the residual juice and bones, it was empty!

The name of the empty sky is indeed worthy of its name!

"Lord Shi, dare to ask your name!" The little monk already had a good impression of Chun Xiaojian, but now that he was full of wine and food, he broke the silence in advance.

"Don't be so restrained, I don't have a name, just call me Lord Sword Emperor!"

"Well, the emperor appreciates your work very much, so I forgive you for the previous incident, and I will no longer pursue your mistakes!"

Pure Xiaojian waved his hand very casually, fully showing his broad-minded kingly demeanor.

After all, as the saying goes, there are fewer friends and more enemies.

On the premise of ensuring coolness, if we can not make enemies, we will not make enemies.

And Chun Xiaojian feels that with this big scum system, he may not be able to offend many people in the future, so it is better to make a few more friends now.

In the future, if the enemy comes to the door, he can pull it out as a meat shield!

Pure Xiaojian was amused by his wit again.

"Bald demon beast, the emperor still has ten thousand opportunities (changes in the day), so he left first. ”

"You don't have to send !!"

Chun Xiaojian stretched, then turned around and left to go back to catch up on sleep.

I got up so early on Saturday and hurt my body and kidneys, so I had to go back to make up for it.

"Lord, please stay!"

When the little monk saw it, he immediately got up and blocked him.

Chun Xiaojian immediately paused, looked down at his feet, there were no ants.

"Lord Wet, the little monk will give you an apple. He reached out and handed the green apple to the pure sword.

Chun Xiaojian was stunned, what did he do with the emperor's apple?

However, Chun Xiaojian finally accepted it, after all, the enthusiasm of others is like fire, and I can't help but give face!

Seeing Chun Xiaojian take the apple, the little monk's white face showed an inexplicable smile.

He looked at the pure little sword until it disappeared from sight.

At this time, it was already dawn, and there were suddenly more vehicles on the streets of Jianghai City. Chun Xiaojian couldn't help but wonder when he looked at it, what are you doing on this good weekend when everyone doesn't sleep and drive around blindly? I really don't know what they think.

Chun Xiaojian glanced at the group of old drivers, crossed the road by himself, and prepared to return to [Taiya].

Beep!

With a shrill chirp and a sudden brake, a tall and lengthened black Road Leopard off-road vehicle tore open the canopy and crashed directly into the pure little sword.

Chun Xiaojian was shocked and hurriedly jumped to the side of the road, but the black road leopard off-road vehicle turned out to be like a leopard with leopard eyes, and it turned a corner and crashed towards Chun Xiaojian.

Chun Xiaojian was stupid, just when Chun Xiaojian thought that his second life would also die in a car accident, he only heard a sound, and the car actually stopped only a few centimeters away from Chun Xiaojian.

"Whew..."

Pure Xiaojian gasped violently, and his little heart almost jumped out of his chest in fright. Just when Chun Xiaojian was about to shout angrily at this bastard old driver, who knew that the opposite window was lowered first.

"Bad pen, I don't have long eyes when I walk, I want to die!"

"Really, what kind of blood mold has been poured today, don't talk about drinking cold water and plugging your teeth, you can also hit a bad pen when you watch a show!"

The old driver grumbled, cursed loudly, and then reversed gear, hit the steering wheel, and drove away. But it doesn't give pure Xiaojian a chance to perform at all.

On the back butt of the road leopard car, there is a limerick poem.

There are sparse pedestrians on Mt. Autumna, and there are always masters who are high and low.

Now the lane is still there, and the old driver is gone!

The corners of Chun Xiaojian's eyes twitched, and he watched the old driver gradually disappear from sight

At this time, the voice of the system sounded again.

......

Ding, the host is bad, and the scum is worth three hundred!

......

The system always loses no time in giving a head-on crit to the pure sword.

The next moment, Chun Xiaojian was furious.

"I bumped into the emperor, and if I didn't apologize to the emperor for his death, I even dared to insult Yu Zhen!"

"You're done! Your dad can't save you!!"

Pure Little Sword was furious, and then... I turned around and went back to the dormitory.

After all, his two-legged can't outrun four-legged, even if the pure little sword chases after him at this time, he can't catch up. But Pure Xiaojian has a feeling, they, sooner or later, they will meet again. At that time, Chun Xiaojian wants to make this bastard old driver "sour" and kneel at his feet to sing conquest.

For now, it is important to take care of your body in the dormitory.

......

Jiang Hai, [Taiya] Warrior Palace.

Half a month has passed since the special training of newcomers, and after such a long time of training, the physical fitness of these newcomers has not increased a little bit.

Figuratively speaking, they used to be able to blow up a pig with one punch. But now,

"Bang!"

With the roar of the gladiatorial arena, a vicious mutant wolf was exploded in an instant, and the stinking black blood gushed like a fountain, and the minced flesh was splashed everywhere. The young man in black turned around slowly, with a cold face without the slightest emotion, but with a different kind of charm and handsomeness.

He walked unhurriedly, watching from a distance, but with a strange rhythm. With each step he fell, the black blood of the wolf would be spilled in the air.

At this moment, the young man is bathed in bloody wind and rain, stepping on the corpse of minced flesh, coupled with the young man's cold and arrogant face and handsome and extraordinary face, he is completely a hero who fought bloodily on the battlefield and finally returned as the king.

No wonder the beauties around him were screaming for him, no wonder the rainbow light in the hall fell on him. At this moment, he is the focus here, attracting the attention of all people, making the stars hold the moon and lead thousands of women crazy.

"Mu Feng, Mu Feng....I like you!"

"Ahh Don't stop me, I'm going to find Mu Feng!"

"Mu Feng... Bathing the Wind"

There was a commotion outside the gladiatorial arena, and all the students, especially those female students, couldn't build the slightest line of defense in front of a handsome, strong and personable person like Mu Feng, all the hearts were opening for it, and all the stamens were waiting for it to be picked.

It's just that the falling flowers are intentional, and the flowing water is ruthless. Mu Feng's cold face did not stay on these people at all, and walked coldly in everyone's world, like wind and ice, leaving no trace, but taking away the hearts of all girls.

Chun Xiaojian, who had just returned from the empty cafeteria, looked at this scene, but cried silently.

Because, this special person just looked at this man with facial paralysis and pretended to be forced for a while, and this big scum system deducted him a thousand scum points.

Chun Xiaojian is very depressed, what is that bastard pretending to force you to detain this emperor's scum, if you have the ability, you can detain him.

But fortunately, to Chun Xiaojian's surprise, he went out and came back in the morning, and the balance of the scum actually reached 100,999 points. Another thousand were deducted, but it was just about to be drawn.

"Demon beast, wait for me, all the people who deduct the scum of the emperor, I am not finished with you. ”

Pure Xiaojian once again set up Lingyun's ambition, but he would not be stupid enough to go to the young man who was paralyzed and pretended to be forced to settle accounts at this time, and the matter of slapping his face would need a moment of great attention.

The most important thing is to draw the prize first.

However, this pretending to slap the face always depends on luck, which makes Chun Xiaojian very unhappy.

"When the special training is over, it seems that the emperor has to find some way to improve his strength by relying on the big scum system. ”

Pure Xiaojian thought so.

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