Chapter 1001: Good Brothers Speak of Righteousness
Belch!
Black Lotus obviously didn't expect that Jin Yu would suddenly be so 'upright', and he would actually stand up for Lotus to 'fight the grievances'.
And when did BBMG become so bold, was it because he was inspired by himself?
Obviously, Hei Lian thought too much, and saw Jin Yu say apologetically: "I'm sorry, I came from a small place, and I only have these mortal fruits on my body, so let the two of you taste it." After speaking, he directly took out two big durians and said, "Don't look at this thing, it stinks, but it tastes good for the two of you." ”
After speaking, he peeled the durian very enthusiastically and invited the two Bodhisattvas to enjoy it.
Nima, what is this!
Hei Lian felt **** on his face, picked up a piece of durian meat and took a bite, and after a bite, his face was full of shock, and said: "Hey, this thing smells stinky, and it tastes really good!"
Seeing that Black Lotus actually fell in love with durian, Jin Yu smiled and directly removed a durian tree from his Cave Heaven Divine Kingdom and said, "Since Black Lotus Dao is friendly, then this durian tree will be friendly to Dao." ”
Heilian happily accepted the durian tree and thanked Jinyu.
But when he saw Jin Yu looking at him with a smile, he suddenly came back to his senses, Nima, why did I forget this stubble, this black-hearted guy is waiting to bleed me!
At this time, the lotus flower naturally did not forget to insert a black lotus in the back, and ate the durian with a smile and said: "Black lotus, I heard that you have obtained a lot of world-destroying Buddha lotus seeds from the Buddha Dojo, come on, take them out for me and Jin Daoyou to taste together." ”
Now that everyone is already sitting together, Jin Yu naturally reported his name, there is nothing to hide from this, after all, no one in the big world has heard of his name.
Jin Yu took a sip of the Enlightenment Tea, nodded and said: "I just tasted the Pure World Buddha Lotus Seed, the taste is really good, it can clear the Dao heart, purify all negative emotions, and enjoy it with the Enlightenment Tea, instantly enhance people's perception of the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, wonderful, wonderful! This World-Destroying Buddha Lotus must not be bad! What other good treasures does the Black Lotus Daoist Friend have, the Lotus Daoist will tell you together, both of us are poor, looking at the Black Lotus Daoist Friend's outfit is a rich man, if you don't rob it today, you really can't bear this opportunity!" ”
Nima, robbery is also chance?
However, the lotus who had just been betrayed by the black lotus, and the lotus who had released the big blood had a look of approval, and nodded his head and said: "Jin Daoyou's words are good, you should indeed rob them well, our starry sky is a black lotus with a rich net worth, what is the enlightenment tea, the black lotus is a three-grade ginseng fruit tree, there are several, what yellow fruit plum, chaos peach tree, abound." First of all, this extinction black fire can forge the Taoist body to achieve a flawless golden body, and secondly, this thing can help people realize the origin and extinction of the universe, which is the wonderful product of enlightenment, and finally this thing contains the magic power of destroying the world, and it is said that the Buddha of the extinction is the way to achieve the Buddha in one fell swoop. ”
Jin Yu's eyes became brighter and brighter when he heard this, you must know that what he is lacking now is the wonderful thing that helps people realize the Tao, but he didn't expect that Heilian would have so many treasures, so everything would be looted.
The Lotus Bodhisattva's enlightenment tea and pure world lotus seeds have made Jin Yu taste the sweetness, so that he has been slightly touched on the avenue, and now the black lotus's extinction lotus seeds are so wonderful, how could Jin Yu miss it, he looked at the black lotus with a smile on his face and said: "Oh, black lotus, you are not honest, just revealing the bottom of the lotus, but you can't take out any treasures, even I will take out a treasure like durian for everyone to enjoy, hurry, hurry, take some black lotus seeds out for everyone to taste." ”
Nima, as for your durian, you are embarrassed to say that it is a treasure, you are not ashamed of yourself, I am ashamed of you!
However, Heilian dared to slander in his stomach, but he never dared to say it in front of Jin Yu, this black-hearted guy was too bad, if he dared to say it, this guy might beat himself up, and even brutally kill himself.
Compared to the small life, what is the calculation of a few lotus seeds, the lotus seeds are gone, and they can be planted again, and the small life is gone, but it is directly finished!
Hei Lian pained and took out a few ink-black lotus seeds and put them on the table, and then took out a few yellow fruit plums, chaos peaches, ginseng fruits or something.
Seeing this, Jin Yu patted Hei Lian's shoulder with a look of relief and said: "Oh, Hei Lian, I have made up my mind for this brother, don't worry, your business will be my business in the future, if you need my help, just give orders, and you will never give up the knife mountain and the oil pot!"
Saying that, Jin Yu looked at the lotus with a malicious face, and said, "Are you unhappy with the lotus? Why don't I help you beat him?"
Nima, Lotus didn't expect that she would become an innocent victim in an instant, this surname Jin is definitely a pit! It's just a mother who has milk, this character is really not suitable for friendship.
Now no matter how you look at it, Lotus feels that she has a taste of being on a thief ship, Jin Yu refers to fighting east and west, and after some agitation, he and Black Lotus are killing each other, and he is picking up cheap on the side!
Lotus couldn't help but look at Black Lotus with a pitiful face, and her eyes were full of pleading.
Of course, Heilian is not stupid, but he was eaten by Jin Yu and couldn't move, at this time he completely saw that Jin Yu was going to eat all the big and small, after eating the east and eating the west, picking up fire on both sides, letting him and Lotus have internal friction, and he picked up the cheap in the middle, so he resolutely shook his head and said: "I and Lotus have been old friends for many years, how can I see him unhappy, there is no such thing." This is said in no uncertain terms.
Jin Yu picked up a black lotus seed with a look of pity and threw it into his mouth to chew it, shook his head and sighed: "Alas, Black Lotus, you guy is not honest anymore, forget it, you two are my good brothers, if I really want to beat the lotus, I may not be able to do it, the contradiction between the two of you will be solved by yourself, but I only have one request, the fight can be fought, but it must not hurt the brother's feelings, understand!"
Nima, I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless!
The face of shamelessly betraying his brother just now, in a blink of an eye, he turned into a loyal and righteous appearance of being a big brother, and he taught people a lesson in a similar way, how could this person be so shameless!
However, Black Lotus and Lotus didn't dare to provoke Jin Yu again, for fear that this master would turn his face in a blink of an eye, so he nodded vigorously with a sincere face: "Yes, yes, Jin Daoyou is right, we will not hurt the harmony." ”
Jin Yu ate four or five black lotus seeds in a row, and finally only the smallest one was left to throw to the lotus, and said, "Lotus is not welcome, come on, come on, eat it quickly." A good brother must be blessed and enjoy hardships together, and you are polite with me. ”