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Qin En never expected that the Red Devil Pavilion would once again appear in trouble for himself. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"This slap in the face came too quickly, I thought Lord Lan had warned the Red Devil Pavilion a long time ago...... I didn't expect them to come looking for trouble. ”
He threw away the bats that had beaten the members of the Red Devil Pavilion nonchalantly, and he didn't have any worries about beating the members of the Red Devil Pavilion.
He didn't have any nervous emotion, and there was a reason why he was so calm.
The Red Devil Pavilion is no longer the terrifying vampire stronghold it used to be.
Maybe you don't understand the current situation of the Red Devil Pavilion......?
Former Red Devils: Germany under Hitler.
The Red Devil Pavilion now: Germany after being beaten by the Soviet Union.
Of course, it is also appropriate to use the analogy of Japan before and after the war...... In short, compared to the original Red Devil Pavilion, the current Red Devil is no big deal, if there is no one to live, there is nothing to do, just live by eating the old book.
Qin En's status is completely different, he is a subordinate of the Yakumo family, and he belongs to the side of the monster sage, while the monster sage is the biggest winner of the vampire mutation at the beginning, and he is very confident about Qin En in the Red Devil Pavilion whenever he is.
Isn't it just the people who beat you Red Devil Pavilion, what's the big deal? You are violating my sacred territory...... Shouldn't I be beating you?
"Hu Tao, how did this conflict come about?"
The question should be asked or to be asked, it has nothing to do with conscience, in fact, he is a little excited now, because he feels that it is necessary for him to blackmail the Red Devil Pavilion by taking advantage of this matter, at least he can get some good things, right?
"Looks like I need to tell you what's going on. ”
When Qin En was excited to find a reason to forcibly promote the Red Devil Pavilion, Hu Tao, a former employee of the Red Devil Pavilion, told Qin En why Red Misuzu appeared here.
Qin En, who was quite excited, turned off the fire all of a sudden, and after listening to what Hu Tao conveyed, he scratched his head a little puzzled and asked, "That's the reason for the fight?"
The cause was actually because a group of goblins died to provoke the tengu...... How to provoke in detail, well, in a few words to describe it -
"Come hit me, hit me, come and hit me, I'm here~Alas~ I'm here again~ Hit me, stupid~!"
The simple description and summary are so provocative, although the dog walks away from the valley with a good temper, but he is the small leader of the monster mountain, how can he tolerate it? Under the other party's death provocation, the move is a burst of snapping and snapping - this is the battle that Qin En just came to see
That's right, nothing else...... There is no ill-intentioned plot, originally the Red Devil Pavilion was just passing by, and Qin En's people here were also passing by, and then someone made a death provocation...... It's as simple as Nima!
It's not what I expected! Shouldn't it be a tense situation? The cause is so funny! Is this some kind of funny script? When did Gensokyo become so funny? Is it my fault?
"After all, it happened, and the hell knows what they thought!"
Hu Tao didn't explain further, she took Qin En to check the situation at the scene, Qin En in order to further confirm, personally stripped off the clothes of those female goblins, ignored their barren breasts that could not cause people to ****, and turned over directly to look behind, Qin En saw the wings hidden behind them.
He knew that these guys who looked like vampires going out during the day were all goblins, not a single vampire at all, all of them were goblins!
...... The reason for the lack of beating is understood, since the other party is a goblin, then there is nothing strange about doing such a thing, and the nature of the goblin is also!
As for why you wear it so tightly...... No one knows the reason, it is probably interest, after all, everyone's interests are different, and occasionally people are always easy to do incomprehensible things with a brain or brain damage.
Qin En looked at the 'flesh and blood' field in a tangled way, he originally thought that he would encounter a decent invasion to find fault, but it turned out that it was a group of goblins who would not die no matter what, and the kind of serious atmosphere that could not be formed suddenly became nonsense.
Goblins don't die, goblins don't hold grudges, goblins just do some harmless pranks, goblins, it's a bunch of poor breasted cute girls......
(Looks like it has nothing to do with the mastermind behind it, goblin, everyone knows these things are unreliable...... Alas. )
If it is said that the mastermind behind the scenes manipulates the goblins to attack him...... ha, how is it possible, such useless things as goblins are useless at all, although goblins are said to be very weak, but goblins are also very difficult to control.
Hypnosis, suggestion, manipulation...... It is difficult to affect the goblins, their attributes are equal to nature, although Qin En once dug his brain hole and used the immortality of the goblins to form a cannon fodder army that can be reused...... But............
Gensokyo doesn't have a single idiot, if that kind of action was really reliable, someone would have done it a long time ago!
When he was chatting with the famous Ju Tianzi at the beginning, Qin En also said it whimsically, and the final result was that he was ridiculed by the Son of Heaven for having too big a brain hole to stuff into **.
"What are the Red Devil Pavilion going to do with so many goblins?"
Qin En's vigilance was much more relaxed, but he also had some curiosity about the purpose of the Red Devil Pavilion.
Although I know that these people may not have much to do with the mastermind behind the scenes, but people will always be curious.
The Red Devil Pavilion has a lot of fate with Qin En, and it is necessary to care a little about it.
"Oh, look at that place......"
Hu Tao pointed to one cart after another, filled with goods from the Red Devil Pavilion, tea leaves from the plantation, intricately carved magic crystals, and cans marked with something.
"What are these for? Picking up the glass bottle full of tea leaves, Qin En asked inexplicably.
"Of course, it's a commodity for sale, the tea comes from the Red Devil Plantation, and Remilia Scarlett loves to drink tea, and the plantation has been at the service of her personal taste from the beginning...... However, she can't drink much alone, so this is the main merchandise of the Red Devil Pavilion-"
"It turns out that the Red Devil Pavilion still has some normal business. ”
Qin En showed a surprised look, then stuffed the bottle into his pocket and swallowed it privately.
What will Remilia Scarlett's taste like?
Although he has only seen Remilia very often, he also knows that the vampire lady is a picky guy, and she can be optimistic about and should not disappoint when she sells things as a brand, right?
I have to say that the effect of celebrity endorsements is still very good, if Remilia sells her dirty pants and hangs them on Taobao, I don't know how many dead Lolita will go crazy?
Qin En felt that this was a big business, maybe he should collect something from the Gensokyo girl and sell it. The cigarette that Master Meihong smoked, the milk of Teacher Huiyin, Marisa's broom of Kiriyu, the mouse used by Kaguya of Horaiyama, the breast wrap of Hakurei Reimu, the white silk socks of Yakumo Murasaki, the bra of the maid chief, the sexy lingerie of Remilia, the rag doll of Flandoro, the parasol of Yuka Kazami, the nightgown of Pajuri, the camera of Semeimarufumi, the folding fan of Yuyuko of Seigyoji Temple, and the glasses of Rinnosuke Morikin...... If you think about it, there's a lot to sell!
Well...... It will definitely be a big investment, and if these things can be sold to the outside world, they will definitely make a lot of money......???
No, whether you can make money or not, you need to put a question mark.
There are so many things on it, such as brooms or parasols, it is easy to say, endorsements are enough, but Purple-sama's white stockings and Remilia's pajamas...... Definitely going to die, Qin En didn't think he could get it.
"So, what are these magic crystals?"
Dispelling the unrealistic thoughts, Qin En began to work on the goods in reality.
"The by-product of Pache Norregi's experiments, materials for magicians and monsters that need magic, and props for cultivation. ”
That's easy to understand...... The Red Devil Pavilion is not only for civilian use, but also for cultivators, and many people definitely need this thing, just like the magic cores in those otherworldly novels.
But there is always an inexplicable regret in his heart, Qin En, who doesn't have any magic power and hasn't cultivated anything, doesn't rely on this kind of thing, which makes him feel a sense of emptiness: If you don't cultivate, can you still be considered the protagonist?
"The last thing left...... Well, I'll take a look...... It's canned, it's nothing rare...... it, canned human blood?"
Qin En pointed to the can marked with the cans of human blood and typing with the mentality of looking at the hunting object.
Hu Tao rolled his eyes and said, "It's just a howl, a howl used for publicity, you should take a closer look." ”
Qin En cautiously took it and looked at the text on it, on the surface, it was said that this was a canned blood type B flavor, but then when he saw the reverse side, he saw a big one: Imitation!
Damn, it turned out to be a fake!
"Even the Red Devil Pavilion in the past couldn't use human blood to make canned food, they couldn't consume it themselves...... It's something that was made after going through a vampire mutation, and I don't know how Sixteen Nights Sakuya did it, but the sales that were sold were genuine...... Uh, don't look at me like that, I'm not like you always stay at home and wait to die, I still know a lot about Gensokyo Market. ”
It's not so much that I know a lot about the Gensokyo market, but I am a little dissatisfied with the Red Devil Pavilion, and then watch the Red Devil Pavilion fall into the fun, right?
"Who's going to buy these? ”
After knowing that it wasn't human blood, Qin En didn't care anymore and casually threw it around in his hand.
"This thing is a weird monster and ......... There is a market for specific human groups, blood or something is just howling, in fact, all of them are the products of some industrial processing, just like spicy strips, it is estimated that there are underground factories and other things in the Red Devil Pavilion. ”
"It's really immoral! It's actually a parallel import!"
Qin En said with great grief and indignation, the black-hearted manufacturer Red Devil Pavilion is simply deceiving consumers, the quality of the Red Devil Pavilion is really worrying, and the monsters in Gensokyo are really living in dire straits.
The angry Qin En also directly dug a spoonful and ate it, always feeling that it was a soup with the tomato flavor in the tomato scrambled eggs, and the taste was ...... It's a bit of a curiosity, but it's probably okay and you can eat it...... It's fresh, it doesn't smell like blood, it's really a fake......!
Look at the brand, it is really a tomato flavor, and it is also marked with an advertisement: to give you a sense of intimacy like human blood, we will imitate the taste of blood type B to the greatest extent, the most real sense of reduction, you can also restore the taste of blood type B from it without eating people.
........................ It turns out that blood type B is a tomato in a tomato scrambled egg?
And how many hormones are put in this color to become like this? And what about the good restoration of the taste of blood type B! I can't complain at all...... Tomato flavor ......!
"You're not a monster, of course you can't taste it, it's impossible for humans to eat it...... The human beings who buy these things are all just the middle two diseases that follow the trend. ”
"It's really a black-hearted manufacturer, confiscated and confiscated, and this kind of unconscionable manufacturer dares to sell things produced by it...... Oh no, let's destroy them!"
Where to destroy it is my own arrangement!
Qin En is determined to play a righteous chengguan, fight fake for Gensokyo, maintain the reputation of Gensokyo's goods, and resolutely eliminate gutter oil!
"You can't do that!"
Red Misuzu, who was knocked unconscious, reacted suddenly, like a drowning desperate person reaching out and screaming sadly.
"Even if we rely on them to support our family, you can't do that!"
It's really pitiful, Hong Meiling's tearful appearance made the scene even more poignant, and Qin En, who originally wanted to support justice, suddenly felt uneasy.
"Then, why don't we take a little less?" Qin En blinked, twitched his face with some distress, and asked in a tentative tone.
......
Under the cry of Hong Meiling, Qin En knew what kind of situation the Red Devil Pavilion was in.
Remilia Scarlett's extravagant and greedy personality makes the big butler Sixteen Nightsaki miserable.
The treasury, which was still quite well-established, was quickly destroyed by Remilia, and the vampires, who liked lively banquets, held a lavish banquet beyond imagination.
Although there were no celebrities in attendance, a group of goblins were invited to boast about Remilia.
"I didn't even find out about my salary, I was taken to a banquet......"
From the time Misuzu said these words in a heart-wrenching tone, Qin En regretted a little, why didn't he go to the Red Devil Pavilion to have a look? If I went, I would definitely be able to see the expression on the sad face of Sixteen Nights Sakuya but had to force a smile!
In a word...... Under the influence of Remilia's face-saving loser attribute, the treasury soon ran out, and Sakiya had to find a way to solve the problem.
In the early days of the vampire mutation, Sakuya secretly sold the remaining treasures to buy some facilities, and then worked hard to save money to maintain the income and expenditure of the Red Devil Pavilion, so that Remilia had money to waste.
This is not a smooth thing, you know, it has only been more than a year since the vampire mutation of the Red Devil Pavilion, and many people have not forgotten the pain caused by the Red Devil in the first place, and the rampant conquest in the past brought a lot of notoriety to the Red Devil Pavilion.
But Sixteen Nights Saki Ye is really worthy of being a genius girl housekeeper, she didn't do the kind of good thing of helping the old grandmother cross the road, and simply used her notoriety to promote some products, for example, under the name of human blood pseudonym to do something that is quite popular among the monster hunters.
It can also be seen from this act of using human blood as a howl to do fake and shoddy hunting business, and it can be seen that the Red Devil Pavilion is still a little bad, compared to this kind of canned food similar to an after-dinner meal, energy crystals and tea are still relatively normal businesses.
The tea endorsed by Remilia herself,The magic props made by Pacilicino Regi come with some curious gadgets.,Under Sakuya's creativity,,The Red Devil Pavilion is no longer in business.,The business that had lost its conscience began to get on the right track.。。
Ya Congliang!
So much nonsense, just these few words.
Red Misuzu received an order from Sixteen Nights Sakuya, and it was very daily to take these goblins to the human world or the nearby monster tribe to solve the sales problem......
But Hong Meiling never expected that she had walked dozens of times on the road, and at some point there would be such a group of 'robbers'.
If it were Sixteen Nightsakiya, the head maid might also clarify her position and severely criticize this kind of behavior that is not in line with the construction and peaceful development of Gensokyo's spiritual civilization, and ask Qin En and others to abide by international conventions, obey the rules set by the great sage Yakumo Zi, and maintain order in Gensokyo.
It's a pity that this time it was Hong Meiling who led the team, and the inexplicable beating had already made Hong Meiling aggrieved, so it was better to argue or something...... A Chinese girl with a band-aid on her nose sat cross-legged on the ground, tearfully watching the robbers pointing fingers at the goods.
"Why did you rob us, we didn't offend you, did we?"
"Didn't offend us, don't forget, you were the first to provoke in the beginning!"
Hu Tao's harsh words frightened Hong Meiling, the former chief instructor of the Red Devil Pavilion trembled without majesty, and said aggrievedly: "I can't help those goblins if they don't obey, I don't let them harass others, but they don't listen to me at all." ”
If it were something else said, Hu Tao, Qin En and others would think it was a quibble, but from the mouth of Hong Meiling, a very honest Chinese girl, it couldn't help but make people feel a little sympathetic.
“...... Don't you know that the Lake of Mists is someone else's territory?"
"How do I know Aru, Miss Sakiya didn't tell me...... Wait, it looks like Miss Sakiya told me......"
Red Misuzu was stunned for a moment, and then her mind remembered the content of Sakiya's instructions before leaving, and Sixteen Night Sakuya advised Red Misuzu to be careful, she did mention that there was some organization near the Lake of Fog that was based there.
[Don't contact them for the time being, go on a different path, avoid their sphere of influence, the Red Devil Pavilion must avoid trouble now.] 】
"Ah, I completely forgot about ....... Hong Meiling said embarrassedly.
“..................”
What to do?
Qin En looked at Hu Tao, although he was nominally a lord, Qin En didn't have any good way to be assertive.
Withhold, lock up!
Hu Tao's intentions are obvious, so the matter between Red Misuzu and these goblins is logical...... Locked up.
"Contact Sixteen Nights Sakuya and let her redeem people...... It just so happens that there are some things that should be brought to the table. ”
Hu Tao said.