readx;? When I was too empty, Lin Miaomiao just came in and asked me to finish eating, but she called me a few times, but no one answered. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 So she took the key and opened the door of the guest room, and as soon as I sniffed, he ran out of breath, and he panicked and rushed me to the hospital.

A doctor came to the hospital, and when he heard his heartbeat, he took a pulse again, and said that he was dead and burned......

So I sent my 'body' to the funeral home, and it just so happened that I seemed to live next door to Uncle Song......

Hurry up and find a car, and let Lin Miaomiao take me to the funeral home quickly. You ask me why I'm in such a hurry? Do you think, the funeral home puts people's bodies in the freezer, and if my body is put in the freezer for a long time, if it freezes somewhere, will I lose it?

Lin Miaomiao found an excuse and hurried out of the house and took a taxi to the funeral home.

I really haven't been to the funeral home, if it weren't for Lin Miaomiao, it is estimated that by the time I find it, my body will have already turned into a popsicle......

The funeral parlor is also in the suburbs, on the same road as the previous zoo, but a little further away. After all, it doesn't sound like a funeral home in the center of the city, even if the residents who live nearby can leave the heating on.

The funeral home is all white, and behind it is the cemetery on the entire hillside, and as soon as you enter the door, you can feel a solemn atmosphere, which makes people feel very depressed.

"Well, you're not going to burn me directly, are you?" I hesitated, but now that I'm here, if something really happens to my body, then I don't have to run around looking for a host, I can just find someone in the freezer who is more handsome than me.

"I haven't been here either, I was sent from the hospital before. Lin Miaomiao said embarrassedly: "I'm still thinking about how to tell your cousin." ”

I'll teach you what to say, you don't have to find a reason, you can just call him over and burn me, to ensure that the efficiency is much higher than that of the funeral home, and the burn is clean......

Generally speaking, the body will not be burned immediately when it is sent to the funeral home, and some will be kept for a long time, and even if it is burned, the body must be washed and put on new clothes before it can be burned.

When I saw my body, I was about to go to the sink, but fortunately, it basically didn't move, and you can see that the few people who washed the corpses were all old. Also, who is going to wash the corpse of the young ones? Even if I am touched by these old guys, I am very disgusted.

My body flashed, and my soul turned into a ray of light and burrowed directly into my body.

After a moment of adaptation, I opened my eyes and sat up with a 'Teng' sound.

'Plop''

There were three sounds of heavy objects falling to the ground, and I took a look, and the three people next to me who were going to pick up my clothes and wash my body were scared down one by one......

"What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a corpse?" I shouted, luck was running on my feet, and as soon as I grabbed Lin Miaomiao, I let go of Huanzi and ran away.

This matter can't be explained, and the more you explain it, the more chaotic it becomes, so it's better to go for the upper calculation.

Finally returned to my own body, and my hanging heart was put down, although I can use other people's bodies to borrow corpses to resurrect souls, but other people's things are not mine after all. Once I used other people's bodies, my previous cultivation would be considered useless, whether it was the Taiji Diagram or the three-point blue and white paintings, it would be gone. And my mustard belt is also on my previous body, so don't I have nothing?

However, when I was about to run out of the funeral home, I saw the group of people who had been making trouble at Lin Miaomiao's house walking towards the funeral home, and I immediately dismissed my intention to leave, and pulled Lin Miaomiao to squat in the grass on the side.

Two of the people in that group were carrying two large bags of things and went directly into the funeral home.

"Miao Miao, do you want to go back by yourself?" I said to Lin Miaomiao, this time I must completely solve this matter.

"Nope. Lin Miaomiao's head shook like a rattle: "Together, I can't do it with you." ”

"What are you going to do?" I wondered, "It's going to be a hell of a thing, don't be afraid." ”

"Well, it's time to train your guts. Lin Miaomiao looked at me shyly.

Well, speaking of which, Lin Miaomiao is still a descendant of Maoshan, she can go if she wants to, and she should practice her psychological quality......

The group walked into the hall of the funeral home, and I saw that the old lady was also in the funeral home, wiping her tears, and Uncle Song's son took out more than a dozen boxes of lunch boxes from the bag and comforted the old lady to eat.

"Alas, by the way, have you eaten Miao Miao?" I suddenly felt so hungry, I didn't eat breakfast in the first place, I missed lunch, and my hungry heart was almost sticking to my back.

"No, I was busy sending you to the funeral home, so I didn't have time to eat. Does that sound so strange?

"Eat?"

"Let's go!"

The funeral parlor is a relatively remote place, and this is a place to stop the dead, and no one has opened a restaurant here. That is, there is also a cafeteria, but I am the one who must not eat the cafeteria.

I'm a vegetarian! A big pot of food in the cafeteria, who knows if the meat brush will not be brushed after stewing?

I also have to solve Lin Miaomiao's family matter, if I don't have mana at this time, it will really catch shrimp (blind), or catch crayfish......

Although my wind skills are relatively fast, I can't pull Lin Miaomiao to run that far, so I still took a car to find a restaurant. I'm not worried about the old man's son leaving, you think, they all took the meal to the hall of the funeral home to eat, indicating that they must be staying for a while, could it be that they bought a meal and went to the funeral home to eat a meal and then left?

I found a small restaurant on the side of the road, and it smelled good, and it was relatively clean.

"What do you eat?" Lin Miaomiao asked me.

"What else can I eat?" I asked, "You can order whatever you like, and let's just cook them separately." ”

"You're in for a treat?"

"Yes. ”

"Then I'm going to have something good. ”

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed, salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly?"

You can order it at will, I don't believe that this small restaurant can serve a few plates of the dishes in front of it?

"What more?" the boss took the order menu and wrote down everything I had said earlier......

"Do you really have any of these things?"

"Steamed bear's paws, steamed deer's tails, no, everything else. The boss looked up and said to me.

“......”

"I didn't count what I said before, a crispy tofu, a water spinach, a seaweed soup, and no eggs. Lin Miaomiao's beautiful voice came.

"Are you also a vegetarian?" I looked at Lin Miaomiao in surprise.

"You just came out of the funeral home and can you eat meat?" Lin Miaomiao spread her hands and said.

It is said that Lin Miaomiao usually does not diet, although the amount of food is not large, but she has no taboos, and she does not care about calories or anything, and she especially likes to eat high-calorie food. But she just won't gain weight, and her only amount of exercise is morning exercise, which can make many girls envious?

"By the way, don't use lard. I told the boss.

"Okay. The boss answered, turned around and went to stir-fry.

It didn't take long for the dishes to be served, not to mention, the boss's craftsmanship was not bad.

After eating, he immediately returned to the funeral home, and sure enough, the old man's son and old lady did not leave.

"What now?" Lin Miaomiao and I sat in a corner, observing the old man's son.

"If you want me to say you call your dad first and tell him I'm not dead. "It only then did I realize that I hadn't let Lin Miaomiao's parents know that I wasn't dead yet.

Lin Miaomiao obediently called, and when she came back, Uncle Song's son had already called a staff member who seemed to be a funeral home, and it seemed that he wanted to see his father's body.

What did he want to do? Why should he look at the body? Anyway, the body had already been autopsied by the Public Security Bureau, so even if he wanted to change anything, it was useless.

"Lin Miaomiao, from now on, you try not to stay too far away from me. I pulled Lin Miaomiao and said.

I pinched a magic trick in my hand and set up a barrier law realm, this barrier is actually a small way method, which can be regarded as a kind of blinding method, and it can only deceive ordinary people who don't understand it.

set up this barrier, followed directly behind Uncle Song's son, and followed him into the ice warehouse of the funeral home.

Uncle Song's body was still parked in the freezer, and as soon as Uncle Song's son saw the old man's body, he cried out with a 'wow', and hugged Uncle Song's body and didn't let go.

The voice howls, it is really the tears of the hearer, and the sadness of the listener.

I know what he's going to do, you see, the 'white-eyed wolf' next to him is holding his phone and taking a video. The co-author is going to put this thing on the Internet, so that netizens can put pressure on Lin Miaomiao's father.

This is too ruthless, Lin Miaomiao's father obviously admitted his mistake very sincerely, if it weren't for Uncle Song's second son Lion to open his mouth, this matter would not have been solved for so long. Uncle Song's eldest son was still more reasonable before, and although the conditions for opening were higher, it was still reasonable, and Lin Miaomiao's father also agreed. But the second son is more excessive, and the opening is 2 million, which is several times more than what was discussed before.

2 million is definitely not a small amount, although it is not a matter for rich people, but Lin Miaomiao's family is looking at the rich state, in fact, there is not much money at all. Lin Miaomiao's family still owes this debt, if it weren't for Lin Miaomiao's family really losing money, this would be considered blackmail.

Uncle Song's son was crying, and I said to Lin Miaomiao: "Don't call later, I'll invite you to watch a play." ”

Taking out the judge's seal, I said to the soul of Uncle Song inside: "Uncle, your son and wife are here, you can go." ”

As soon as the judge's seal flashed, Uncle Song's soul left, and I could see that the light went directly into the corpse in the freezer.

"Dad, you died so miserably!" Uncle Song's son was crying, and Uncle Song's corpse suddenly opened his eyes!