Chapter 47: Liu Long fell into the toilet
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Liu Long was stunned when he saw us, then chuckled, and picked up a cigarette and lit it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Slowly, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, indescribably leisurely.
Originally, we were talking and laughing, but we were silent when we saw him come in.
Liu Long stood by the toilet and peed, still whistling in his mouth.
Zhuang Zhuang gave us a look, and the meaning was obvious, now it's up to him, him. Anyway, our grievances with Liu Long are deep enough, especially in the last few days of the last semester, they often provoked us.
Liu Long lifted his pants and looked back at a few of us, so he was very disdainful, and a puff of smoke in his mouth just sprayed on Zhuangzhuang's face.
"Nima. "Zhuang Zhuang just wanted to do Liu Long, and this time he just took advantage of the topic. He kicked Liu Long as soon as he kicked it.
I'm afraid Liu Long wouldn't have imagined that we would dare to him on the first day of school.
Liu Long was kicked and almost didn't fall. A few of us pounced at the same time, and a few punches knocked him out.
He instinctively wanted to use his hands to support the ground, because we had just finished cleaning the toilet, probably because the ground was still relatively slippery, his hands were coincidentally in the pit, and even more awesomely, I don't know if it was not flushed after the stool.
At this moment, he was directly caught in his hands.
This sudden scene made us all stunned. Zhuang Zhuang took out his mobile phone and shot at Liu Long, so far Liu Long's peerless demeanor was forever frozen at this moment.
After a moment's pause, we laughed.
"Ah......h......h "Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help himself and retched first.......
I felt sick to my stomach, even if I lost interest in hitting him, if that disgusting thing touched my body, it would be as powerful as an atomic bomb.
A few of us ran out, afraid to stay any longer, and if we stayed any longer, we were afraid that we would throw up.
"Haha...... Haha...... "We were just outside the toilet laughing. The people passing by didn't know what was going on, but when they saw us like this, they were far away, as if we were crazy.
"Ah...... Cheng Hui, Hua Qiang. I'm not going to fucking let you go, muddy horses. Liu Long's mournful cry kept echoing in the toilet, which was particularly loud.
Zhuang Zhuang took out his mobile phone and found the photo of Liu Long that he had just taken. Liu Long was half-kneeling on the ground, his hand pestle in the pit, and it was covered with yellow goo.
"Well, you see, he doesn't look like he wants to eat. Zhuang Zhuang said with interest.
Hearing this, we couldn't laugh even more straight.
After laughing for a while, Zhuang Zhuang said, "I want to post this photo on the school's forum, so that the whole school can appreciate Liu Long's peerless demeanor." ”
"Damn, you're too ruthless. This is to ruin his reputation. ”
"As soon as this photo comes out, it is guaranteed to make Liu Long's whole school famous. ”
At this moment, Liu Long walked out of the toilet with a gloomy face, with a foul smell on his body, and we retreated at the same time, for fear that he would rush up desperately and pollute us.
"Ah...... I'm not going to let you guys go, you wait for me. Liu Long jumped straight in the corridor, his chest rising and falling violently, panting heavily.
Before we could speak, the voice next to us had already come: "Liu Long, on the first day of school, you made a loud noise in the corridor, what kind of system, come with me to the office." The dean walked over slowly with a dark face, but he stopped without taking two steps, frowned, and said, "Why is it so stinky, you won't fall into the toilet." ”
"You...... You ......" Liu Long gritted his teeth and couldn't say a word.
We all forced ourselves to laugh, but we didn't dare to speak, for fear that we would laugh out loud as soon as we spoke. n most ☆ new chapter' festival on w cool craftsman network
"What are you still doing standing here? go wash up and come to my office. The teaching director said to Liu Long very majestically, "What is the use of living for such a big person who can still fall into the toilet." ”
Liu Long looked at the dean here and glared at us fiercely, "I won't let you go if you wait." He turned around and walked away.
I guess I should have taken a shower.
"Director, Liu Long threatened us, you heard it, you don't care, he is likely to beat us. I forced a smile and said in a downhill manner.
The Dean frowned, "I'll take care of this." ”
"What are you guys doing here?" After training Liu Long, the teaching director said to a few of us.
They were all laughing hard and I forced myself to calm down and say, "We just cleaned the toilet." ”
"Then what's the matter with Liu Long?" the dean of instruction darkened his face, as if someone owed him eighteen million.
I saw that Hua Qiang and they poofed, and then forced back the laughter, but it seemed that it was very hard to endure it.
"I don't know, it looks like he just went to the toilet and he fell in. I couldn't hold back any longer and laughed.
When I laughed, they couldn't help it.
"Haha...... Haha......"
Even the dean of students had a smile on his face, and then said to us seriously, "Don't laugh, let's go back quickly when we're done." As he spoke, he turned around, his shoulders shaking, and seemed to laugh again.
I wiped the tears from my face, "Damn, no, I'm laughing to death, my stomach hurts from laughing." ”
"It's too dramatic. Cheng Hui said, and couldn't help laughing again.
Long Tian covered his stomach, "I'll go back to class first, no, I'm laughing to death." After a pause, he turned his head and looked at us with blazing eyes: "Something to say hello." ”
Liu Long was so embarrassed this time, he wouldn't let us go, but even if there was no such thing, he wouldn't let us go.
After all, the grievances between each other are too deep.
I leaned against the wall and returned to class, and as for why I held on to the wall, it was because I didn't have the strength to walk when I was laughing.
"What's wrong with you?" Wang Mengmeng said with some puzzlement when she saw my strange appearance.
I waved my hand at her, but I couldn't hold back my laughter: "It's okay, it's okay." ”
"What happened?" asked Wang Mengmeng with a look of concern.
"Can you use your phone on the forum?"
Wang Mengmeng took out a very beautiful white mobile phone from her pocket; "Okay, what's wrong." ”
"You give me your phone, and I'll find it for you. "I took Wang Mengmeng's mobile phone.
As soon as Zhuang Zhuang had already posted the photo on the forum, and the title was 'dung boy'. Below the title, is Liu Long's peerless figure, especially Liu Long's surprised expression, which is even more vivid.
I handed the phone to Wang Mengmeng, and I laughed again.
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