"Brother Monkey, where's your golden rod?"

Before seeing the Ruyi golden hoop stick, which can be stretched and retracted, thick and thin, Dr. Fan has no reason to be easily deceived. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Dressed as a monkey, it can be Stephen Chow or a six-year-old child. In short, this role can be played by countless people.

This Adi sports monkey does not seem to have a low IQ, and immediately understands Dr. Fan's intentions.

So, with a vigorous wave of his right hand, the tennis racket turned into a golden hoop stick.

"Lengthen!" and the stick became very long.

"Thin!" The stick, which was as thick as a mop rod, has become as thin as chopsticks.

"You don't need to get thicker, do you?" said the monkey with a smile, "it's too thick to hold." I've also read the broken book of Journey to the West, and I have to say that MDZZ is really brain-pumping. What's the use of being thicker than a bowl and thicker than a bucket? Is it used to prop up the roof? The old man is not a builder!"

"Okay! Count you guys awesome! The monkey was also made, and it even deviated from the original outline of Journey to the West. ”

"Journey to the West is just a spoof joke told by the storyteller to the people of Xia Riba in the teahouse at the end of the Ming Dynasty. It's like the one that is popular in the migrant worker tribe...... Stories. By the way, I don't mean to belittle what the story will achieve in the popular world, but the development team obviously doesn't pay much attention to this editorial department. The guy who claimed to be Guanyin explained with a smile.

"So the monkey you see at this moment is a pseudo-heroic spirit tailored to the prototype of Master Wukong in 640 AD. ”

"I don't think I need to explain the difference and connection between the Heroic Spirit and the Pseudo-Heroic Spirit, you should have already seen it: Zhou Cang is a pseudo-Heroic Spirit, and Artoria is the other. This monkey, of course, is of the same origin. You've also noticed that now he prefers to play tennis. ”

Fantesi was a little dizzy by the thunder, and muttered, "I don't play tennis, that physical exertion is too great, you know I'm seventy years old." I only play golf occasionally. ”

The monkey's eyes burned, "Golf is fine, do you prefer nine holes or twelve?" I promise not to abuse you too badly. ”

As he spoke, the golden hoop rod turned into a golf club.

Fantesi thought about it, and the other party didn't seem to be bragging. With the ability of the monkey, it is definitely a ball and a hole, and one shot in place. No matter how complicated the terrain and how far away, it can't stop that guy's precision strike.

The ancient gods and famous monsters who fly around in the sky to fight are playing air strikes, and they are all equipped with the most advanced terminal guidance computer fire control system.

It's unscientific, but myths have always been.

Either the development team avoids this kind of character that disrupts the balance of the game and doesn't give them an appearance. Now that it's on the scene, the development team must have a way to bring those bizarre abilities to life.

There is no point in continuing to dwell on the details of the monkey's combat effectiveness.

Dr. Fan tried to pull the focus back, "Even if this monkey is real, even if you are Sister Guanyin, you are real." You said that you came to me for cooperation, then, since you are asking for me, and I am definitely not asking for you, please show your sincerity. ”

"The goddess behind you is incapacitated," Guanyin smiled sweetly, "or rather, there is not enough energy for her to consume." I can recharge her. The Execution Chamber of the Gods, which is sluggish, will be transformed back into energetic and high-spirited ...... Or, a passionate ...... What do you think? Does that satisfy you?"

"No! I'm afraid that's not what I wanted!" said Fantesi, who rejected the "kindness."

Having been shrouded in the aura of retardation for many years, Fantesi knew that he was stupid enough to compete with others in terms of wit.

For decades, he has become accustomed to retreating into progress, responding to changes with the same and responding to changes with simplicity and straightforwardness, and dealing with endless frauds and conspiracies.

In the memo he wrote to himself, it was clearly written that a certain goddess could not be trusted, but he could cooperate with her.

So...... Whether or not Goddess Anne's abilities can be restored is none of Fantesi's business. Maybe they colluded to fool the supergods?

Andy Lau or Chow Yun-fat famously said in a certain gambling movie: As long as there is greed, there will always be fraud.

If Fantesi is bent on relying on the power of Goddess Anne, bent on making her stronger, and bent on earning more benefits by hugging her thighs, it is easy to be taken advantage of and coaxed.

If he has no desires or desires, the other party will not be able to do it.

"So, you stupid pig, what more do you want?" the monkey visibly began to get impatient.

"At the moment I'm happy with where I am. I am now doing great health care every day, and I am not more greedy. So, no matter what, you can't fulfill my wishes, because I don't have any desires at all. Do you want to convince me? Do you want to take advantage of me? You might as well think differently and explain in detail what you want to get! List everything you can do for it. After hearing all this, maybe I'll be interested?"

The monkey raised the bat in his hand, and it seemed that he couldn't help but want to smoke someone.

Rose stepped up and confronted the monkeys, staring at the little ones with big eyes, tense and fierce. It's going to be pinched at any time.

"Goku, come back. ”

Guanyin beckoned her little hand, and an invisible force field teleported the monkey behind her.

"Actually, we are compassionate and want to purify all sentient beings, such a bloody answer, will you believe it when you say it?"

"Obviously, of course I don't believe it. ”

"But, if this bloody answer is the truth, then I tell the truth, but you can't listen to it. If you and I change places, if you are me, how can you prove that you are sincere and want to benefit all sentient beings?"

"No! I don't want to change places with you. In fact, you have a very simple way to prove your sincerity. ”

"You say!"

"Most of my skeletons and zombie soldiers here are men. Sister, you attach so much importance to purifying sentient beings, in fact, I can understand that you are a great goddess who saves suffering...... So, would you like to set an example by randomly selecting a hundred of my subordinates and letting them line up and climb onto the goddess one by one? For such a big thing as saving the world, for such a great ideal of purifying all living beings, I think it shouldn't be too difficult to have a fight with 100 undead warriors, right?"

"I'm going to kill you, you soul!" the monkey was furious and rushed out with murderous anger.

Rose rose up to her and slammed into the monkey.

It's as if one Topol missile hit another Dongfeng launch vehicle head-on.

There was a loud bang.

A dazzling white light erupted in the office of the president of the football club.

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