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Fan Xiaojian said: "You give me back Momo Luoluo, I can kneel for you, what about Mo Mo Luoluo?"

Zhu Gaoxu's eyes widened, and he said, "Bold! A grass people!

Fan Xiaojian said: "I'm a grass farmer, you count up to three generations, the family is a cattle herder, and you eat the tail of a cow, it's not as good as me, I'm a sheep is my own." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zhu Gaoxu was furious: "Bold! You insult my imperial ancestor, tomorrow I will play the Ming Sheng, and I will behead you all over the door!" Then he pointed with his finger to the void one by one: "One! No! stay!"

Fan Xiaojian stood on tiptoe and pinched his waist, pointed at Zhu Gaoxu with one hand and said: "I! Let me state an objective fact, when you say that you insulted your imperial ancestor, do you think that your imperial ancestor has disgraced you? You are called insulting your imperial ancestor! Moreover, in broad daylight, you are the wife of a first-class celebrity in front of the Shengshang, the commander-in-chief of the imperial scholars' relocation of the capital, and she is still the best wife of twins, and she also commits murder, and the prince is guilty of the same crime as the people! You see if the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty will stand on your side, if they are on your side, I will let you snatch their wives and daughters all over again, and see if everyone agrees or not!"

Zhu Gaoxu was so angry that his body trembled, and he even said: "It's the other way around! Mr. Xuanyuan, you, you scold him to death!"

Xuanyuan took a step forward, rolled his eyelids up, and shouted to Fan Xiaojian: "Stop!" This voice was not intended to lift his breath, but it still shook the air and buzzed, and several little maids with weak physiques covered their ears.

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but take half a step back, took a small step forward, and said, "Little baby, what do you want to say?

Xuanyuan rolled his eyelids and sneered: "The deity is powerful in Tiannan, but you let this kid run for your life under your hands several times! You kidnap the holy daughter of this sect, it is a heinous crime! The deity showed mercy to your subordinates in the face of the Guigu Gate, but only took back the holy maiden, and did not hurt anyone, you still have the courage to come and ask for someone!"

Fan Xiaojian said: "Big baby, what are you talking about? You killed my sixth and eighth children, and killed the maids and servants in my small courtyard, how can you still have the face to say that you didn't hurt anyone, what are you thinking about?"

Xuanyuan snorted coldly: "The man of the ants, what's the big deal about killing a few, if the deity puts poisonous insects on your mansion, look at your mansion, are there any people who can live?"

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help sweating on his back, and knew in his heart that this was the truth, Xuanyuan was indeed merciful to his subordinates, and this big rabbit-like guy was really disciplined.

Thinking of this, he smiled, and said, "Elder Xuanyuan, yes, yes, this bachelor has accepted your love, but we have no grievances and no enmity, you can let my two precious wives go." ”

Xuanyuan's face turned cold and said: "What to put them! They are the saints of this sect! How can they follow you astray again! The deity looks at the face of the Guigu Gate, and will no longer pursue your crime of kidnapping the Holy Maiden, and the two sides will stop this matter, otherwise, my Heavenly Insect Sect will make a big move, no matter how high your Guigumen martial arts are, I am afraid that you may not be able to please it!"

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but feel a little dizzy, thought for a while and asked, "What do you mean? You said that my two little loli wives are saints? How many saints do you teach?"

Xuanyuan asserted: "A holy woman." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Then how many wives are there in my little Lori?"

Xuanyuan said, "Two." ”

Fan Xiaojian scratched his scalp and asked, "You teach the saint girl one, my wife is two, how can it be the saint girl you teach?

Xuanyuan asserted: "Three." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "You know how to count! Why do you still say that my two wives are one of your holy daughters? Are you a fool?"

Xuanyuan asserted and said: "I am the Heavenly Insect Sect Divine Technique, how can you kid speculate! This is using the Holy Maiden's doppelganger Dafa to cover people's ears and eyes, and when the deity brings them back to the sect, they can naturally be asked to recover." ”

Fan Xiao saw that his hair stood on end, and said in his heart that if two people were combined into one, he didn't know what kind of bloody appearance would be made, wouldn't this kill people? Why does this ghost sect really have a doppelganger Dafa? Or is this kid running a train with his mouth full?

But if he lies, it's actually unnecessary, because he can use Momo Luoluo to threaten himself to hand over Mourn Yu, which means that he doesn't know that there is such a person as Mourn Yu, and it seems that this guy is really serious.

So he said with Yan Yuese: "Elder Xuanyuan misunderstood, my two little Loli obedient little wives are not your holy daughters, they are twins, two people, not one person, not the doppelganger Dafa you said." ”

Xuanyuan frowned and asked, "What are they?"

Fan Xiaojian said: "They are twins, they look exactly the same, born by a mother, of course, it is difficult to say whether they were born by a father, but they are indeed born by a mother and a father." ”

Xuanyuan Duan frowned and looked at Fan Xiaojian, Fan Xiaojian looked at Xuanyuan Duan sincerely.

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Xuanyuan sneered: "What are twins? The deity has never heard of it, it must be you kid who spread rumors." ”

Fan Xiaojian was surprised: "You haven't heard of twins?"

Xuanyuan categorically said: "No! ”

Fan Xiaojian thought to himself how could there be such a fool, he had never seen twins, so he had to sort out his thoughts and try to explain it in simple terms: "This starts with a cruel survival race, where hundreds of millions of runners run to the finish line together." ”

As soon as he said this, he was interrupted by Xuanyuan Interrupt: "What are you talking about? Hundreds of millions? How can it be so many? You are lying again." ”

Fan Xiaojian said: "Okay, it's not hundreds of millions, it's tens of thousands, it's not right, there are hundreds of runners, running desperately to the finish line together, and finally there are two champions among the many long-distance runners, of course, this is unreasonable, there must be a sequence, but it's just like that, this matter is too complicated, I guess I can't tell you, and besides, I've explained it to you just now, don't you understand?"

Xuanyuan shook his head: "I don't understand." ”

Fan Xiao saw that he had an idea, and said, "It's like giving birth to a puppy, giving birth to two at the same time, hehe, do you understand now?"

Xuanyuan looked at Fan Xiaojian's action of wiping sweat, and shook his head: "Puppies won't just give birth to two, you lie." ”

Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but explain patiently: "I'm not lying, puppies won't give birth to two, but people can't be like dogs, a litter for life, people can give birth to two at the same time, this is twins, if you give birth to three at the same time, it is triplets, if you give birth to four at the same time, it is quadruplets, but you didn't give birth to more than ten, now do you understand?

Xuanyuan duan carefully observed Fan Xiaojian for a while, then turned his head and asked Zhu Gaoxu: "King Han, can there be twins in the world?"

Zhu Gaoxu had been watching this scene with a strained face, and when he saw Xuanyuan turn around and ask himself, he immediately looked surprised: "Mr. Xuanyuan, how is this possible? How can there be twins in the world? How can a mother give birth to two babies? This, this is not a monster? This, this, this is simply ridiculous, Mr. Xuanyuan thinks it is not? Hahahahahaha, hahahahahaha." After saying that, he couldn't help but spread his hands and laughed.

The entourage also hurriedly followed to release their emotions, so as not to burst their stomachs, hahahahaha, ha, hahaha.

Xuanyuan nodded to Zhu Gaoxu and said, "What King Han said is right. Then he turned to Fan Xiaojian and said: "King Han has already said to the deity, it seems that you are pure nonsense, you go, the deity does not blame you, as long as the deity brings the holy woman back to the Heavenly Insect Sect, the rest is not enough, the deity does not want to cause more trouble." ”

Fan Xiaojian turned around and scratched his head at the medicine jar: "Uncle Shi, is this guy stupid?"

The medicine jar took out a pill, stretched out his hand to Xuanyuan and smiled and said, "Little baby, do you take medicine? ”

A murderous aura was suddenly released from Xuanyuan Duan's body, and suddenly retracted, Xuanyuan Duan's voice was lowered and said to the medicine jar: "Senior Brother Ling's kung fu is clever, but he is not as flamboyant as Your Excellency's uncle and nephew, the deity looks at you more like a master and apprentice, no wonder they will be together, the deity is on Senior Brother Ling's face, spare you two today, leave quickly, if not, you will definitely regret it!"

The medicine jar grimaced at Fan Xiaojian, and threw a pill into his mouth and chewed it.

Fan Xiaojian thought that this matter had to be resolved, and he couldn't let Momo Luoluo be taken away in such a daze, he thought about it and said, "Elder Xuanyuan, you ask the other people in the Han Palace, and let them tell if there are twins." ”

Before Xuanyuan could speak, Zhu Gaoxu's entourage opened their mouths one by one.

"What are twins?"

"What are twins?"

"There is no such thing. ”

"This kid is lying!"

"Mr. Xuanyuan, don't believe him. ”

"Our prince's words, that is Chrysostom Yuyan, what is this kid? That's a bunch of nonsense!"

Xuanyuan looked at Fan Xiaojian.

Fan Xiaojian was almost angry, and said in his heart, why are these people so shameless? Could it be that the palace is like this?

Everyone was gossiping, and Zhu Gaoxu suddenly coughed: "Ahem." ”

There was silence for a while.

Zhu Gaoxu asked a tall and thin old man with a pure white beard: "Mr. Xie is the west seat of my palace, full of wealth, longevity and virtue, reading countless people, and teaching apprentices, Mr. Xie, have you heard that there are twins in this world?"

The gentleman surnamed Xie looked up to the sky and thought for a while, stroked his white beard and said: "The king of Han said that there are no two identical leaves in the world, how can there be twins, the big fallacy, the big fallacy." He shook his head again and again.

Zhu Gaoxu clapped his hands and said to Fan Xiaojian: "Take a look, everyone has said it, no, you deceived Mr. Xuanyuan, but it is not the hospitality of my ministers in the DPRK and China, so I will take the blame and resign tomorrow." ”