Chapter 14 failed to succeed, and the big fat was arrested
Chapter 14 failed to succeed, and the big fat was arrested
The sunset is gradually setting, returning to the far away, the sunset burns the sky red, and the sun seems to be a little tired, putting on a quiet gray dress for the world. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The sound of the machine was regular and clattering, and the panda big fat stepped on the pedal and embarked on an adventurous journey with Tianyi.
"Big fat, it's good here, let's rest here tonight!" It was getting late, and after walking for a long time, they still didn't see anyone, and the two of them had to spend the night in the wilderness.
There is a small hill called Tiáo Mountain here, the current location of the Tianyi two is at the foot of this mountain, the mountain is surrounded by flowers, the moon shines on the flowers, the snowflakes are a piece, thin as a light veil, bright as silver dew, the breeze rolls up and dances the flowers, like raising heavy snow. Da Fat lit a pile of firewood here, took out some of the meat in the baggage, and sat by the fire to burn the meat, so uncomfortable.
"Big Fat, should we find a painter first, to be a strongman must have a flag, now that the chariot is there, the flag is missing!" Tianyi pillowed on the big fat leg, holding a hay in his mouth, silently thinking about his adventure plan.
"Painter, she-bear?" the big fat thought about it, and almost drooled.
Tianyi hooked his leg and gave Da Fat a knee, "I said the flag, by the way, I have to think about what to call it!"
"Brother Tianyi, eat meat!" Da Fat tore off a piece of the roasted meat and put it to Tianyi's mouth, smelling the meat, Tianyi also felt a little hungry, and then got up and ate with Da Fat.
"Boom, boom, boom!"
"Who is so bold as to dare to light a fire on the territory of my Rose Strong Force!"
Three gunshots rang out, and a strongman flag appeared around, with a pair of lace wings on the flag, long golden hair fluttering on the ghost's head, and red lips, but this hideous ghost head was painted very beautifully, presumably the leader of this strongman group was a woman.
"Brother Tianyi, a bandit... What should I do?"
"Run... Run..."
Tianyi was thrown into the wild forest by the fish cow when he was a child, and he thought he had some ability, but as soon as the gun rang out, the black crowd pressed up, and he was also confused for a while.
"Come on, little ones, grab everything you can use for me, and that panda snatch it back and kill it for meat!"
"Whoop~Rush~"
I don't know who gave the order, the strongmen brandished their big knives, and while shooting into the sky, they had already surrounded the two Tianyi.
"Brother Tianyi, what should I do, they're going to eat me! I haven't found the she-bear yet..."The big fat jumped up and down anxiously, probably frightened by the gunshot.
"Bear... The panda spoke..."
"This panda speaks much better than the captain's pet..."
The first man with a short gun was incredible. Then he ordered: "Little ones, take this panda back and show it to Madame, don't kill it." ”
"I'm fighting with you!"
The big fat twisted his ****** and rushed up, the big fat has always had a lot of strength, opened his big mouth, and went on a rampage all the way, which also scared these strongmen a lot.
"Waste, go up together, with a rope, you can't even deal with a brute!" the man with a short gun pointed at him.
Tianyi stood stupidly in place, not knowing what to do, he had killed a tiger and fought with a grizzly bear, but now he was stunned when he met a bunch of strongmen with guns. Soon, dozens of strongmen tied up Big Fat with ropes.
"Brother Scar, what should I do with this kid, have you killed it?" a strong man pointed a spear at Tianyi's head.
"Scar Ye is in a good mood today, spare this little doll, take the motorcycle and package over there and this human-talking panda, let's go!" The man with the short gun laughed and turned to leave.
"Smack!"
Tianyi felt that the darkness in front of him was knocked out by a gun, he still underestimated the bandits, these heinous bandits are not as strong as the strongmen on Yushan, even the weakest Dongdao, each of them lives a life of licking blood on the tip of the knife, as long as the gun sounds, they must be prepared desperately, which is indeed a little unacceptable for the current Tianyi.
Speaking of this rose strongman group, their group is located in a cave in the mountain, there are hundreds of people, to rob the money of passers-by for a living, it is a small force, the government is too lazy to pay attention, at this time in the cave, a group of thieves drink wine and eat meat, so not noisy.
"Zhang Xiaoniu, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?" There is a rattan chair at the top of the cave, and there is a patterned tiger skin on the rattan chair, and it is the woman on the rattan chair who speaks, and there is a crow standing on the woman's shoulder, and her eyes are rolling around, and she is shy.
Next to the rattan chair stood a thin young man, twenty years old, wearing glasses, slightly cute, with a large pu fan in his hand trembling and fanning the wind, "Of course... Noble Madame Rose, of course..."
"Hee-yo-yo..."
Rose's laughter is very strange, as if she is restraining her saliva, and then look closely at this Rose Lady, holding a machete in both hands, this machete is more than three hundred catties, even a man can rarely swing, a pair of hands like a pu fan, thick arms seem to have the strength of a thousand catties, a long golden curly hair, a face like a stone mill, a little black spots on the face, like crawling with flies, plus the red purple lips, there are such ugly women in the world.
"Ma'am, we're back, let's see what I've brought?" came the voice of a man with a short spear from outside the cave.
Rose stood up and walked up quickly, it seemed that the ground was vibrating, and the black crow flew up with a 'wow', "Scar, bring me a beautiful man again!"
Walking closer, Rose was disappointed, and Scar kicked the big fat, "Panda, say a word to Madame!"
Rose was a little curious, and leaned closer to the front of the big fat, "Can pandas talk?"
"Ahh
"Hee-yo-yo, talking panda, interesting..."
"Big bears, where are the big bears..."
Rose can't turn her head for a while, and she doesn't complain about the big fat, there are only a few torches in the cave, the light is already dark, and the rose is wider than the big fat, if the rose has hair on it, it has been a big bear.
"Madam, that panda seems to be talking about you..."Zhang Xiaoniu said tremblingly.
"Say me?"
Rose suddenly became angry, raised her machete and slapped Zhang Xiaoniu to the corner of the cave, "Dare to say that I am a big bear! Don't you want to live?" Rose roared, her voice harsher than when the woman gave birth.
Just as he was roaring, Rose held a machete and slashed at Big Fat, and even the stone would be split in half.
"Ahh
The big fat roared, broke the rope and jumped away quickly, and with a 'bang' sound, the ground was smashed into a big pit.
"Help!
The big fat jumped up and down in the cave, and from time to time he fed a few large pieces of fat meat on the table to his mouth, making the whole cave chicken fly and dog.
"Grab it, all up, hold it!" Scar shouted from the side, but nearly a hundred people couldn't catch Big Fat for a long time.
"Get out of the way!"
Rose shouted, plunged the machete into the ground, and with a strong foot, the ground was trampled out of the crack, and she actually flew up and pounced on the big fat in an arc.
"The big bear is coming... Save..."
Big Fat was pressed under the Rose before he finished speaking, and Big Fat grabbed Rose's clothes and tried to pull Rose up, but Rose turned sideways and pressed Big Fat Hand to the ground, so one person and one bear rolled on the ground...
"Ahh
Rose screamed, Big Fat bit on Rose's shoulder, Rose was not to be outdone, opened her mouth and bit Big Fat, the scene was so cruel, like two bears fighting, watching the surrounding thieves inhaling cool air.
"Wow, wow, wow... Stupid! stupid..."
The black crow hovered in the cave, watching the battle between the man and the bear screaming in panic, as if mocking the two.
"Alright, stop, stop!"
Rose let go of her hand and shouted loudly, and the black crow flew back to Rose's shoulder, and the big fat slowly gave up his hand and let go.
"Panda, we are on par, you stay, I will let you be the deputy head of the Rose Regiment, drink wine every day, eat meat every day, how about it?" Rose said with a winkled eyebrow.
"Meat?"
"Okay, I'll leave when Brother Tianyi comes!" As soon as the big fat heard the meat, his eyes flashed, and he patted the dust off the red scarf and put it on, and agreed in an instant.
"Brother Tianyi?"
Rose was puzzled, and the scar next to her leaned into Rose's ear and underestimated a few words, Rose scratched her neck, and Scar nodded.
"Hee-yo-yo..."
"Zhang Xiaoniu, are you dead, go get some food if you don't die!"
Rose laughed weirdly a few times, and the thin Zhang Xiaoniu in the corner slowly got up, his nose was still bleeding, and his body was trembling, "Got it, beautiful Mrs. Rose!"
Another day, Tianyi was dizzy for a night, and when he woke up and it was dawn, Tianyi raised his hands and shouted at the sky: "This is a strong man! It's so exciting, strong people! I'm going to join you, ah!"
Tianyi roared, rushed into the grass, rushed towards the cave, and the roar woke up a flock of birds, and flew away in panic...