Chapter 026: The Fat Man Who Came to the Door
Luo Xiaohu looked at the scene in front of him, and couldn't help but ask himself: Am I a little too high on these guys guarding the city gate?
Now in front of him is a bunch of pretending to be Pigs, and they are all pretending to be very perfunctory guys, one by one eager to buckle off their eyes, and then throw them into two white gauze carts for the beauties of the cars to take away. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Documents!" the captain of the knights guarding the city gate stretched out his hand to the driver of the car, but his eyes wandered on the figure of the beautiful woman faintly in the white veil. Even through the veil, you can see the blooming curves, and the heart of the knight who scratched can't help but catch fire: I can't stand it!
The coachman had just taken out the card from his arms and handed it to the knight, and he flipped it over, and with Luo Xiaohu's speculation, his eyes didn't even stay on the paper for a second, and he immediately threw the thing back to the coachman like lightning.
"Yours!" reached out and hooked his hand at the coachman outside, his eyes still probing the beauty of the white gauze car.
"Wind, wind!"
As soon as the car stopped, and although the city gate was said to be accessible in all directions, but it was a military facility with high roofs and deep eaves, the wind was not strong today, but there was almost no wind here, and there was no wind in the air, and the white curtain naturally could not float.
Suddenly it couldn't float up, and the surrounding melon-eating crowds were naturally dissatisfied, and immediately some people with good deeds in the crowd began to pray to God, hoping that there would be some wind and blow up the faint white curtain to satisfy their obscene spiritual thirst.
Now everyone's heart is like a kitten, scratching and scratching with their little paws, which is also uncomfortable!
"Gale! Gale!"
In less than a minute, more and more do-gooders began to cry out.
These guys were stunned under the conditions of no organization and no command, and with their own shameless lust, they actually shouted in unison. A large number of people shouted Gale, Gale, Gale, and couldn't help but remind Luo Xiaohu of a movie he had seen in his previous life, as if a group of people were roaring Gale! Gale! and then shooting a rain of arrows all over the sky.
In a trance, Luo Xiaohu felt that the melon-eating crowd around him who were shouting with their arms stretched out were also ready to shoot their own cheap rain towards the two white yarn cars!
"What's it called!" The knight captain at the city gate yelled twice at the crowd around him, then turned his head to his subordinates behind him and said, "If you see someone screaming, go up and beat it!"
After saying that, he rubbed his hands, ready to reach out and open the curtain and 'check' the beauty inside.
"Srels, who are you going to beat? Which of the laws of White Tree City did I break by calling twice? Everyone, right?" At this time, a chubby guy in the crowd stretched out his little fat hand and pointed at the captain of the knights, with an arrogant face and a fat face, not to mention anything else, just mention that the flesh on the two cheeks is about to hang down, you know what this person looks like.
If you want to say that the annoying thing in Luo Xiaohu's house has a 'Pig' brain, this one has a humanoid Pig's body.
With this look and this look, you can know at a glance that you can play a role in a film and television drama that robs a people's girl and then is killed, and a character who lives less than one episode in a TV series!
Rarely, this one's words also won the enthusiastic response of the melon-eating masses, and some of them dared to support this little fat man.
But here, this demon, stretching out his little fat hand and pointing at the captain of the city patrol who is more than a head and a half high, is like training his son: "What's the matter, I call two strong winds, and you are going to beat me?
The fat man's movements, as well as the captain's grandson-like performance, provoked laughter all around
However, this expression is very inadequate in Luo Xiaohu's opinion!
"I didn't see that it was Your Excellency, where did I have such guts!" When the captain of the city gate saw that it was this one, his face suddenly became a little bitter, this was none other than his top boss, the son of the defense officer of White Tree City.
The job of guarding the city gate, if you do it well, it is a fat errand, but if you don't do it well, your brain is not enough, and it is not difficult to go bankrupt and die without a corpse, and the captain of the city gate patrol does not want to joke with his own life, and knows that some people can be offended, but there are some people who can never be offended, one of them includes the bastard son of his top boss.
The fat kicked the captain of the city patrol, and the little eyes clearly wrote a sentence: You can be a man!
"You are Lord Sepitero, I am Baron Ike, my father is the city guard here, Count Luke" The fat man came straight towards Luo Xiaohu, and raised his hand from a distance.
From the fat man's face, Luo Xiaohu saw an expression called seeking recognition.
When Luo Xiaohu saw this action, his heart suddenly blossomed, and he immediately stretched out his hand to salute, and said politely: "Hello, Your Excellency Baron Ike, I am Lord Sepietro of the Stag Kingdom, I have long heard of Lord Baron's name, and I have never had the opportunity to visit, I didn't expect to see you today, I look the same as I thought, generous and natural!"
As soon as he heard the identity of this fat man, Luo Xiaohu was happy in his heart, and said in his heart: I just wanted to send a few people out, but you jumped out by yourself to seek the same thing, buddy is really a bit of a winner in life, what do you want!
When the fat man Ike listened to Luo Xiaohu's words, he immediately became happy, and reached out to touch his huge head: "Really, I didn't expect me to be so famous!"
If Ike is handsome or something, Ike may have to make a note in his heart, no matter how stupid he looks like this, he knows that he looks completely handsome, and he will wonder in his heart: Is this person scolding me for saying the opposite! But Luo Xiaohu said this atmosphere, and he looked generous and natural, and it sounded too comfortable. Because no one thinks that they are obscene and obscene, even if there are two really such long, they will think that they are natural and generous.
It's a coincidence today, if Ike rests normally, why would he get up so early?
As a bastard, their normal wake-up time is after 11 o'clock at noon, as for why the bastards get up so late, it is because they usually have a rich nightlife!
Ike is the same, if it weren't for something happened this morning, Ike was still lying on the woman's bed, this wouldn't have happened today, he would have gotten up early today. As soon as I went out, there was nothing else, and it was too early to go home now, and it was troublesome to be caught by my own mother, so I heard that Luo Xiaohu was carrying two sand covered beauties here, and suddenly came to the spirit, and ran over with a few dog minions to take a look.
At this glance, he suddenly had a kind of hatred for Luo Xiaohu, although he didn't see the beauty sitting inside, but just looking at this seemingly transparent style, Ike felt that he couldn't think of such a sassy attraction with his own brain!
With a kind of bastard heart, Ike instinctively felt that he had a natural affection for the person who could come up with this idea, and there was a way that flies don't stare at seamless eggs, and the shit mantis met a big dung ball!
The two of them chatted on the street, and in less than five minutes, the two of them even changed their titles, what baron, the title of lord was gone, Ike called Luo Xiaohu, Raphael, Luo Xiaohu affectionately called Ike, Aiken.
looked at these two goods and hated each other, but they disgusted some of the little nobles on the side of the road.
In Sodarland, the real aristocracy or the upper nobles have to be counted from the earl, generally speaking, only the earl and above will have a direct fief and build a castle, of course, some of the families that have been handed down for a long time, although it is the title of the viscount, but also the fief, even if it is like this, it is attached to other nobles, and the territory is small and pitiful.
Feudal, feudal, there is a feudal building, only with a territorial castle is the real aristocracy, like what is the viscount below, it is generally a mess, nothing to receive two money, some viscounts, barons are not necessarily better than small businessmen.
A little baron and a lord, and the hair on their faces hasn't faded much, and in broad daylight, you wish you had known me earlier, and I regret that I didn't know you at birth, and I almost didn't vomit all the overnight meals from the little nobles around me.
"Friend Aiken, let's not talk here, I'm going out of the city to paint, if you're okay today, come with me?"
Ike turned his head here to look at the yarn car, but unfortunately this goods came relatively late, and he didn't see the 'scenery' of the white yarn flying in the wind.
Luo Xiaohu looked at it, smiled and said to the Srels knight who was not far away: "Knight, please continue to check, we want to go out quickly, don't delay time."
Luo Xiaohu's tone was full of respect, and he didn't do anything because he was in a relationship with Aikra, which was quite a shame for the captain of the city gate knight.
When Srels heard this, he had a good impression of Luo Xiaohu in his heart, and immediately said, "Okay!"
After speaking, he gently stretched out his hand, picked up the gauze curtain, and then looked inside, although he pretended to be calm, but Luo Xiaohu's eyes swept and found that this person was bad!
But when Srels saw one of the faces, his eyes widened and he rubbed his eyes incredulously.
At this moment, the fat baron Ike also saw the beautiful woman sitting in the car, where had Tubaozi seen this dress, and directly stared at the two small eyes the size of mung beans as big as broad beans, and while looking at it, he was still cooing, cooing and salivaing.
"Miss Elona?!" Srels couldn't believe his eyes, since Srels was invited to watch one of Ilona's dances four days ago, he couldn't erase Elona's shadow in his mind, and suddenly became a fan of Elona.
Now Srels really can't believe what he saw, his idol actually appeared here, and he was still wearing such a dress.
When Ilana heard this, the fat baron Ike's face turned the color of Pig's liver, and he tiptoed to see Ilona sitting in the carriage.
"Come out with me to watch me paint!" Luo Xiaohu raised his hand and pressed Ike's shoulder.
"Okay, okay!" "Okay, okay!" Ike could not refuse now, and immediately looked at Luo Xiaohu with a look of admiration after speaking: "Raphael, you are still amazing, do you know, I have been wanting Miss Ilona to dance solo for me all this time, but I have never had the opportunity, but you are ...... here."
Luo Xiaohu looked at the fat man in front of him and pounded his palms as he spoke, as if it was a very awesome thing for a girl to be his own model.
Luo Xiaohu is also used to pretending to be forced, at this time he knows that he can't ask, and as soon as he asks, he will be lowered, but at this time he smiles slightly, and he doesn't say anything, at most he whispers twice, which is the most correct reaction].
Fat man Ike said in his heart: This Lord Sapitoro has two hits, and he can invite Ilona and let her appear in broad daylight, which is estimated to be a little better than his own Lao Tzu, although his own Lao Tzu also spent money to, but this level is not on the same line.
How can Luo Xiaohu know what the fat man thinks, and it is impossible to know that the fat father and son are both coveting Ilona, but one has succeeded, and the other is on the way to success.
In this way, after being blocked at the gate for more than half an hour, Luo Xiaohu was able to get out of the city safely. As soon as he got out of the city, Luo Xiaohu decided to get out of the unstable factors in his family tomorrow and the day after tomorrow at the latest.