Chapter 009: Lord Sepietro of Righteousness
Surrounded by everyone in the center are two people, one tall and one short, the tall one is one meter, nine or two meters, and the short one is almost one meter, which means that the short one is almost to the waist of the tall one. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Tall and handsome, a pair of thick eyebrows like two eagles flying high, under the thick eyebrows is a pair of big green eyes, like two shining emeralds embedded in the sculpture-like face, the high nose bridge, directly along the forehead eyebrow arch straight down, without the slightest curvature, just slightly provoked forward, to the micro square of the nose ball like an axe split, below is a small mouth, the thick edge of the lips is like an iron pen to frame a degree, the boundary is clear, strong and powerful, this face with a silver-white shining metal-like hair, plus no trace of fat figure, handsome to the extreme!
The only thing that was a little awkward was this person's ears, which were very long, about thirty centimeters long, and stood on both sides of the head like a flesh-shaped antenna.
This elf is also beautiful, beautiful to the point of a bit of madness, the whole body is a sky blue robe, this blue is not like dyed blue, like a handful from the sky, sprinkled on the clothes of the blue, pure and elegant, the clothes can be seen everywhere hidden and sometimes complex patterns, covered with the same color slightly dark robe, the robe embroidered with a ribbed winged monster, cow not cow horse not horse, a big mouth on the head and a little hippopotamus style, feet wearing a pair of inky fast boots, even the bottom of the fast boots have exquisite dark patterns。
Let's put it this way, get rid of these ears, this one is directly handsome to the sky, and even Luo Xiaohu's current skin is difficult to compare with others.
In addition to being handsome and well-dressed, the elf also carries a giant battle axe, the handle of the entire giant axe is one meter and five long, and the entire axe blade is like a grinding plate, and what is even more surprising is that the axe handle to the axe body is covered with gorgeous textures, if it is not for the shining cold axe blade shining in the sun, ten out of ten people are afraid that this is not a weapon but a beautiful work of art.
Just from the dress of this elf, you can see the living state of the elf, which is called an artistic sense.
The short one is too frustrating, the height is only less than one meter, less than the waist of the tall one, the head is triangular, quite a bit of the popular snake face taste in the previous life, the triangular face plus the triangular eyes, the triangular nose and the square mouth, the whole short limbs seem to be stuck to a bucket at will, the long standard dwarf image, it can be said that there is no beauty.
The short man was empty-handed, dressed in gold, and looked like a nouveau riche, looking like a decent businessman.
Luo Xiaohu felt strange that the tall elf was now being grabbed by the collar by the short little dwarf, of course, with the height of the short man, it would be a joke to grab the elf's collar under normal circumstances, but now there are exactly four steps next to it, and this thing is standing on tiptoe on the steps, staring angrily at the elf.
As for the elf, his face was flushed with shame, and the color on his face was as if he had poured two catties of old white dry.
The dwarf said while tugging at the elf's collar: "Everyone gives a comment, and after eating white food, you still don't agree to take something to pay, why is this elf so shameless, don't they all say that the elf is noble......."
The little thing jumped and jumped while talking, and the foaming stars flew sideways!
"Really, eating white food in broad daylight, and elves!" immediately came from the surrounding crowd with a buzz.
The handsome elf opened his mouth and said, "I didn't mean to, I found out that I lost my wallet after eating, and my wallet was still there before eating."
"Then you said the wallet was lost in our shop?" said the little dwarf immediately.
The elf is honest: "I didn't say that"
"Then why don't you agree to pay for your weapons and give money for food, it's a dead reason!" said the dwarf.
"Yes, that's it, take the weapon!" said the people around who were watching the excitement without making a big deal of trouble.
"Ben and I haven't eaten that much," the elf couldn't help but say.
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After listening to it for a while, Luo Xiaohu understood what it meant, this elf still had a money bag on his body before eating, and he didn't touch it after eating, and then the shopkeeper came out like this, giving the elf two choices, one is to pay for the meal with two gold coins, and the other is to use the elf's weapon to offset the account.
Luo Xiaohu has now understood that the elf is the boss of the dwarf, not to mention anything else, he is a broken shop, and he eats two gold coins in one meal?
Based on Luo Xiaohu's knowledge, this black shop is estimated to have taken a fancy to the weapons in the hands of the elves, not to mention anything else, it is estimated that it will not be able to take ten star coins, not to mention looking at this blade, how can it be sharp!
It's not that Luo Xiaohu looks at his face when he is in trouble, but at a glance, he knows that this elf is a chick who has just come out to break into the rivers and lakes, with such a big weapon in his hand, if he wants to eat the overlord's meal, where can he not eat it? As for being so badly trampled by this dwarf by the collar.
As long as anyone with a discerning eye knows, this elf is a well-behaved baby-like character, and when he thinks he is ignoring, he will be cowardly. In such a situation, who does not like to bully and bully people with crooked thoughts? If you don't bully, do you bully and prickly heads? Isn't that unpleasant!
If Luo Xiaohu is left to do this, he will not only eat the overlord meal, but also smash the store if he is angry!
Luo Xiaohu saw that everyone was still coaxing, and what he said became more and more unpleasant, and he was a little dissatisfied in his heart, feeling that these people were a bit of a bully, so he shouted: "Okay, isn't it just a matter of a few gold coins, I gave it!"
After saying that, he took out two gold coins from his pocket and threw them over.
I saw two gold coins make a crisp clink at the gnome's feet, rolled twice, and lay in the sun.
"Are you?" the dwarf did not let go of his hand, but looked at Luo Xiaohu with an inquiring look in his eyes.
"What do you care about me, you got the money, let me go!" Luo Xiaohu said a little impatiently.
Hearing Luo Xiaohu's tone so hard, the dwarf let go of the elf, leaned over to pick up the money, and said to the elf: "Don't think about eating the overlord meal in the future, what a shame."
"Yes, yes"
At this time, the people around began to heist again, and one of them was quite unpleasant.
"This lord helped you give money, you little elf can't repay you tonight......"
Before he finished speaking, he heard a scream from his mouth: "Ah!"
The onlookers saw a bloody whip mark on the face of the person who spoke.
Luo Xiaohu shook the horsewhip in his hand: "Clean your mouth for Lao Tzu!"
As soon as they saw Luo Xiaohu so vicious, the onlookers suddenly dispersed like birds and beasts, and even the one who had been whipped flashed to the side with his chest bag. Facts have proved that this gang of people is completely a rabble that bullies the weak and fears the hard.
Luo Xiaohu looked at the elf here, took out five gold coins from his pocket, and reached out to hand them over.
"There's not a lot of money, take it for a few days, and find a job to do it early" Luo Xiaohu saw that the elf was embarrassed to stretch out his hand, and directly slapped it into someone's hand.
"Thank you!" said the elf, holding the gold coin.
After thinking for a while, he took down the axe from behind him: "Otherwise, if I put this axe on your side, I will quickly redeem it with money."
"How can I ask you for this thing" Luo Xiaohu pushed away the axe.
"You're too honest," Luo Xiaohu looked at this simple rookie elf and couldn't help but persuade: "If you come out to mix, you have to be cross, you can't be eaten alive with such a temperament!
After speaking, Luo Xiaohu walked towards Shuangxi, and the elf was stunned for a moment and took two steps to keep up with Luo Xiaohu's steps.
"I was really wrong about this," the elf is still so innocent.
Luo Xiaohu couldn't help but educate this elf rookie again: "You have to look at this problem from a philosophical point of view, right and wrong are also relative, that is to say, there is right before there is wrong, and there is wrong before there is right, so what is right and what is wrong? There must always be something as a standard, your standard is what people have been telling you from childhood to adulthood, what is good and what is bad, very subjective! It is not objective at all! This is the reference that others tell you, but you are a thinking person, is what others tell you right? Don't say that what others tell you is what seems to be true? When you think about it more often, you don't have to argue and believe what that long brain does? If others are stupid, you will also be stupid? Therefore, a person like me who can think and has an independent personality will analyze and look at this problem from a more objective perspective when choosing a reference object."
"What reference did you choose?" the elf was a little entangled.
Luo Xiaohu didn't think about it and replied: "It's very simple, see if it's good for me!"
"Is it good for you?" the elf was confused by Luo Xiaohu's logic, and now his brain is still at the stage where there is right and wrong.
Luo Xiaohu nodded as a matter of course and said, "That must be right!"
"It's not good for you?"
"It's wrong, oh my God!" Luo Xiaohu said unashamedly, and when he said it, he was still upright, and he had a bit of a godly demeanor.
The elf scratched his ears and cheeks and thought for a while before he said, "I think something is wrong!"
"You're still too simple, things on the rivers and lakes are so good, today you **** I'll you tomorrow, right and wrong are actually not so important! The important thing is that you are alive and others are dead! Living is right, and death is wrong! Good is right, no good is wrong, no good can only be regarded as wrong for you at most! Be smart when you go out to mix in the future, now hurry up and go home" Luo Xiaohu patted the elf on the shoulder, and prepared to continue shopping in the market with double happiness.
The elf looked at Luo Xiaohu and asked, "What's your name, my name is Ke Suge, and I will definitely pay you back when I get the money, double, not three times."
"Why do you care so much about money, if he is destined to meet one day," Luo Xiaohu waved his hand and said lightly.
Although Shuangxi was stuffed with food in his mouth at this time, looking at his master's eyes, he was suddenly filled with a sense of immediacy that the mountains were looking up.
"From today on, you are my friend of Ke Suge, if you come to the Red Leopard Mountains one day, you must find me and report my name" Ke Su Ge shouted loudly at Luo Xiaohu's back.
Luo Xiaohu raised his hand and waved his head without looking back: "If I have the chance, I will definitely go!"