Chapter 1101, the Four Bests
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Seeing that Ling Tianyu was in a daze, the monkey continued to smile with interest: "Hehe, as for the other three beauties, I might as well tell you." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info The first place in this ranking is, of course, the Ice and Snow Goddess Xiao Wu Tutor, the second is the gentle killer Nightingale, the fourth is the little witch Nana, the granddaughter of Dean Luo, and the hot queen Lin Susu is in the third place, these four beauties are recognized by the whole hospital. ”
"Well, I see. Ling Tianyu nodded again and again, hearing that his lover was a recognized beauty in the whole hospital, his heart was full of pride. As for the other three beauties, little Nana has been in contact with them. And the other two definitely have a chance to get in touch.
"What the hell is it!" Glenn exclaimed excitedly.
"Dead drunkard, drink your bar well, it's not your Su Su who shook hands with Little Brother Yufeng today, it's Xiao Wu Instructor!
"It wasn't my vegetarian. Glenn shrank back again.
"Senior Brother Ge, are you okay?" Ling Tianyu asked with concern, it turned out that they were living together, and the relationship naturally had to be settled first.
"Alas~" Glenn sighed bitterly, took a sip of wine, his eyes were red, and he said with sadness: "What's good, who can understand my brother's sorrow?"
"Sorrow..." Ling Tianyu is messy, are the people in this dormitory still normal?
"Brother Yufeng, you don't have to pay attention to him, this drunkard just wants the toad to eat swan meat, is that the hot queen Lin Susu so easy to get his hands on? There are still a lot of sister papers in the holy courtyard, and I don't pick some easy ones. The monkey rolled his eyes.
"Go, you know, that's what I call a challenge! I believe! one day, I, Glenn, will catch up with my Susu!" Glenn exclaimed confidently.
"Sure!" Xiao Wu sighed.
"If you want to chase the hot queen Lin Susu, I don't think it's strange if you don't get beaten to death!" the monkey struck.
"Even if I died at the hands of the goddess in my heart, I was willing. Glenn was full of longing.
Ling Tianyu was embarrassed, he wanted to chase his unmasked sister even if he was so good? Even if his eldest sister agreed, Ling Tianyu was definitely the first to object, if there was really such a strange brother-in-law, it would be called tossing.
Shaking his head, Ling Tianyu quipped, "Brother Monkey, there are actually four beautiful women, so are there four handsome guys in this holy courtyard or something?"
"The four handsome guys? No, there are so many handsome people in the Holy Courtyard, but there are four big frustrated brothers, and they are recognized by the whole Holy Academy. The monkey said strangely.
"Who are the four frustrated brothers?" Ling Tianyu asked, really a little curious.
"Hehe, that's not us!" the monkey smirked.
"You guys!?"
Ling Tianyu was petrified, he should have thought of it a long time ago.
Oh, my God!
He was actually with the four major frustrated brothers, and it was recognized by the entire Holy Academy, and when he lived with them in the future, Ling Tianyu didn't know what outsiders would think of him.
"Our four brothers are very famous in this holy courtyard, haha! Don't you envy us?" the monkey laughed triumphantly, feeling no shame.
"This... I really can't envy it. Ling Tianyu stiffened his face and smiled, suddenly stunned, and asked, "Isn't it the Four Great Brothers?"
"Oh, that impulsive brother, I took a mission last month and went out, I heard that this mission is quite dangerous, and it may have been hung outside. The monkey said.
Just finished!
"Poof!"
A fierce shadow stood at the door and shouted angrily at the monkey: "Hang Nima! Is it so easy for labor and management to hang up!"
In the blink of an eye, I saw a strong man with hair and a lion's face. King Kong's angry eyes seemed to be the incarnation of a fierce god, born fiercely, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, revealing explosive muscles all over his body.
Obviously, the strong man was in a mess, and there were a lot of scars on his skin or freshly baked scars. As soon as you come in, you feel like it's blazing.
"Fat Tiger, why did you come back all of a sudden?" asked the monkey in surprise.
"Labor and management live here, and labor and management can come back whatever they like! It's none of your business!" the strong man shouted, it turned out that his name was Fat Tiger, and he was indeed worthy of this name.
"How?" Xiao Wu asked.
"Hehe, this time I completed an A-level mission alone and got 50,000 credits! Fat Tiger grinned.
"Not bad!" Xiao Wu said.
Ling Tianyu looked at it curiously, feeling that this fat tiger's cultivation was very strong, and the mana sixfold realm was the strongest in this dormitory besides himself. Just one A-level mission almost killed a master of the Mana Sixfold Realm, but you can think about how dangerous the more advanced missions can be in the future.
"But, what's the lack of pride? We're just lazy to take on tasks. The monkey rolled his eyes, but he was quite jealous in his heart, and suddenly remembered something, looked at Ling Tianyu and said, "By the way, Fat Tiger, we have a new buddy in the dormitory, and now he is the man of the year in our Holy Academy." ”
"New buddy?" Fat Tiger was stunned for a moment, then he noticed Ling Tianyu's existence, so he scratched his head and smiled: "Brother, I'm sorry, I was so excited for a while, I didn't even notice you, I hope you forgive me." ”
"It doesn't matter. Ling Tianyu smiled, feeling that this fat tiger was quite honest, and it was rare to meet a normal person, so he took the initiative to stretch out his hand and smiled: "Hello, my name is Yufeng." ”
"My name is Fat Tiger. Fat Tiger shook his hand in a friendly manner.
Originally, the atmosphere was very good, Xiao Wu couldn't help but sigh: "It's over!"
"What's over?" Ling Tianyu was stunned.
"Brother, alas..." The monkey shook his head and sighed.
"Brother Monkey, what's wrong?" Ling Tianyu asked with a frown.
The monkey glanced at the fat tiger, and then said to Ling Tianyu with a sympathetic expression: "Brother, I might as well tell you that this fat tiger has a quirk, he likes to wash his hands and face with his own pee. ”
"Pee!?"
Ling Tianyu's face was stunned, and then he looked at the fat tiger in front of him who was smiling, Ling Tianyu's entire face instantly turned into ashes. He screamed and hurriedly pulled his hand back.
Four frustrated brothers!
Sure enough, as the name suggests, all of them are the best of the best!
"Hehe, Brother Yufeng, I'm sorry, this is a bad problem I have since I was a child, and I can't change it for a while. Fat Tiger smiled apologetically.
"It's okay..." Ling Tianyu was already depressed and was about to suffer internal injuries.
"It's okay. The fat tiger scratched his head and smiled, glared at the monkey, and said angrily: "Dead monkey! It's your big mouth, you almost scared Brother Yufeng!"
"I'm just telling the truth, so that I don't know if Brother Yufeng is recruited in the future. "The monkey looks very righteous.
"Hmph! I lost to you once last month! It's rare to come back this time, do you dare to compete again?" Fat Tiger snorted.
"Who's afraid of whom!" the monkey shouted, "Dude, are you still comparing?"
"Come on!" Xiao Wu sat up.
"Alas~ It's not interesting right now anyway, so I'll participate too. Glenn sighed and couldn't help asking, "So, how much is the bet this time?"
"Whoever is the last one will clean the dormitory for a month!" said the monkey.
"Yes!" Xiao Wu said.
"I'm okay with that!" the fat tiger was full of fighting spirit.
"In order to avoid denial, we need a referee. The monkey looked square, then walked up to Ling Tianyu, put a heavy hand on Ling Tianyu's right shoulder, and said, "Brother Yufeng, you are a buddy who just came, and you will definitely not favor anyone, we all believe in you." So, for the sake of dormitory hygiene for the next month, you will be our referee. ”
Ling Tianyu was already choked to death by the strange smell in the dormitory, if someone cleaned up, of course it would be okay, so he nodded and said, "Okay, no problem, I will definitely be fair." It's just, what do you want to compare?
"Let's talk upstairs. Monkey said.
"Yes, let's go. Ling Tianyu said.
Immediately!
The four of them hurriedly left the dormitory and climbed to the roof.
Ling Tianyu was full of doubts, how could he go up to the top of the building? Do you want to be more conspicuous? But now that night has fallen, there is no one walking around near this civilian house, and there will definitely be no spectators.
By the time Ling Tianyu jumped onto the roof of the building, the four of them were already standing side by side. In the opposite direction, it was a small lush garden.
Ling Tianyu couldn't help but ask curiously, "Brother Monkey, how do you want to compete, how should I judge?"
"It's simple, you can see clearly, if any of us secretly uses our power, it will be a violation!" said the monkey seriously, as if he were going to war.
"Okay! I see!" Ling Tianyu's eyes locked on the monkeys.
"Well, let's get started!" said the monkey heavily.
"Let's go!" Xiao Wu said.
And then!
An unbelievable scene occurred, and the monkeys ripped off half of their pants one by one, revealing the things underneath, all big and small. Then there was a collective roar, and a splash of crystal water flew out in a parabola.
"I've been holding back my ammunition for two weeks for this competition!haha! You're going to lose!" the monkey laughed triumphantly, and cocked the thing below, and the pee flower directly overtook the fat tiger.
Fat Tiger said disdainfully: "Cut! It's only been two weeks! Labor and management haven't washed their hands or face for a month, but now they have excellent ammunition! It's you who want to lose! Look at labor and management!"
The fat tiger's body straightened forward, and a slender urine flower flew directly down a distance of more than ten meters.
Awesome!
Awesome!
"Fat Tiger, you're running out of ammo!"
"Cut, less than half of the ammunition of labor and management has been used!"
"Fortunately, my brother drank a lot of wine just now!"
"It's so cool!"
"Brother Yufeng, do you want to try it too?"
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Seeing the four monkeys excitedly fiddling with the things below, Ling Tianyu stood aside like a statue as if he had been struck by lightning, his whole face was about to cramp, it was really completely messy.
What kind of competition is this?
It's a fighter in a strange way!
"Oh my God, am I going to be hell here?Cangtian, if you are destined to torture me, just send a thunderbolt and blast me to death!" Ling Tianyu exclaimed with bitterness on his face.