Chapter 070: Eavesdropping Doesn't Make a Belly of Fire
After choosing his family crest, although he didn't make dragons, tigers, and other beasts, he made a crab and it was a Heluo Xiaohu taste, and what was more satisfying was that no one in Sodarlan knew what this thing was called. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The level of Luo Xiaohu's painting needs to be said, the artistic achievement is not necessarily high, but it is not like it, no one in the world is unsurpassed.
Not to mention Wick, the old man Gro was at a loss, in their opinion, his whole body was covered with a hard shell, and he had huge pincers, such a creature would not have thought of eating it anyway, even on the earth, there is not a proverb: the first person to eat crabs, to describe the courage of people.
The whole morning decided this matter, sent away the group of registrars in Edsinsburg, and after eating, Luo Xiaohu decided to go out and inquire about the news!
Luo Xiaohu's so-called rumor refers to his own reputation, the nobles can't count on it, these people don't know what to say about themselves behind their backs, Luo Xiaohu naturally won't go to the aristocratic bar to find unhappiness.
So Luo Xiaohu set his sights on the slum bar, that is, the various ethnic migrant workers who worked as coolies in the fortress. In Luo Xiaohu's opinion, these people are very envious of themselves suddenly becoming dukes, and there are naturally all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred behind their backs.
Although this matter is a bit obscene, I secretly listen to other people's praise of myself, but it is understandable, people say that wealth does not return to the hometown, just like a brocade at night.
Luo Xiaohu has no hometown here, and now he has become a duke all of a sudden, although this duke has such and such shortcomings, but a duke is a duke, these mud legs will always be envious.
With such a mood, Luo Xiaohu changed into ordinary clothes, took the redressed fool Eleven, and went out together, and went directly to the outermost tavern in the basin.
A tavern is a tavern, the lowest end of the restaurant is not a clerk to help him lead the horse, bolt the horse to feed the horse these things have to do it yourself, not only do it yourself but also have to pay for the money after adding it, what service can not be talked about, the most important thing is a cheap!
With a squeak, he pushed open the door to the tavern.
Luo Xiaohu pressed his hat, making himself like a movie star afraid of being recognized in public.
In fact, I think about it a lot, let alone this kind of small restaurant, even if no one introduces him to the aristocratic bar, it is estimated that few nobles recognize him, a little duke who has just been promoted, and he is also a little duke who plays soy sauce.
I randomly found a small table for two and sat down, and as soon as I sat down, I heard someone yelling: "The two new ones want something to drink!".
This guy's voice was loud and startled Luo Xiaohu, in such a messy bar, a person's voice covered everything, like a loudspeaker.
"Two glasses of ......" Luo Xiaohu just wanted to say two glasses of dreamy starlight, but when he thought that there must be no such a restaurant, he said: "Two glasses of rye wine!"
"Wait!" the bartender roared, took two wooden cups and turned around to receive the wine, after receiving the wine, he walked over with one hand in his hand, put it in front of Luo Xiaohu with a snap, and then stretched out his big finger in front of Luo Xiaohu and roared.
"Fifteen copper coins!"
"Here, don't look for it" Luo Xiaohu threw out a coin with a denomination of twenty copper coins, for fear that this thing would use his nostril-digging hand to find himself five copper coins, and it would be stained with his disgust.
The bartender threw the copper coin in his hand and put it back in his pocket without even thanking him.
Picking up the wine glass, Luo Xiaohu directly smelled a sour smell, and after taking a sip, he spit directly to the ground: "Phew!".
Luo Xiaohu had a thought in his heart: he had never drunk this rotten wine, and he smelled of horse urine.
Fool Eleven also had a bitter face at this time, holding a cup as if he was going to be beheaded on the execution ground, and it took a long time to swallow the wine.
"Forget it, don't drink it!" Luo Xiaohu didn't come to drink anyway, he opened his ears to listen to everyone's conversation.
"You humans are too cunning," a dwarf with a big hairy beard, his whole beard seemed to have been overflowing in water, and he seemed to have drunk a lot, and his eyes began to stare when he spoke.
The dwarf attracted the attention of the person on the other side of the table, and continued: "To say that you are knighted, in fact, is to let others continue to die! Who will do so much to help you work in the future, no wonder everyone says that when it comes to treachery, except for demons, you are humans!"
"You don't know this, he's just a little lord, and I heard that he didn't have the support of the family behind him, and he was promoted to a duke all of a sudden, which nobleman do you say is happy in his heart, if you don't kill him, kill whoever goes!"
At this time, the other person at the table said: "Actually, the church is already good, I heard that none of the major alliances want to give the territory to this one, and finally the cardinal of the Holy See took over the matter." If you count on your fingers, how can the Holy See still have land to be sealed for others? That's the last piece left, so you can't blame the Holy See too much for this matter. Besides, His Majesty the Pope and the Archbishop have decided to let him not pay any taxes for ten years".
Hearing this, he knew that Yizhun was leaning on the side of the Holy Court, and directly washed the ground of the Holy Court.
"What are you talking about?" said a drunken man who staggered over and helped the sycophants of the Holy See.
"Talking about the new little duke"
The drunkard laughed and said, "Duke for a year?"
"That's right!"
Luo Xiaohu doesn't know when he got the nickname of Duke One-Year, so he doesn't need to use his brain, as long as he thinks about it, he knows that the so-called Duke of One-Year is not a good thing.
Sure enough, Luo Xiaohu then determined the meaning of this nickname.
"I don't think he can even be a duke for a year! As far as his fief is concerned, he can't even feed a farmer, let alone anything else, even if he has more money, he can't withstand the consumption of that place, I think at most half a year, this little duke will have to be thrown into the territory and wander around the mainland begging for food!"
"Hahaha, that makes sense!"
"Yes, even if we persevere, this time next year, we can still see this unlucky guy, as long as there are less than a thousand knights, those people in the headquarters will take away his title, and then put him back into the atonement camp, I just don't know if he will have the luck this time next year, I heard that this aristocratic little bastard doesn't know magic and martial arts."
"And how did he survive?"
"I guess I've been kneeling to save Rao, what else can I do, I heard that this person is good-looking, maybe there is a female monster who likes it!".
The man's words immediately caused another burst of laughter, and the atmosphere in the whole bar suddenly became even more lively.
"Anyway, this kid is good for this bite, I heard that the city lord of White Tree City slept with his wife because he was so young, and he was thrown here to die."
"Wow, it's worth it for that kid to die, the wife of the White Tree City Lord is really beautiful, and who doesn't want to sleep with a famous beauty in the mainland!"
"When I heard that I was caught, the two of them did it directly on the grass in the garden"
"That woman is so sassy?"
"You think it's nighttime, I told you that during the day, hundreds of people saw it, and I heard that the walls were full of people!"
"These nobles are really messy!" said the speaker with infinite yearning in his tone, and he knew from the expression of this thing that he might be thinking about something rotten now.
"This kid is worth dying now, don't you know, not only the city lord's wife, but almost all the noble women and young ladies in White Tree City have slept with him."
"Really?"
"That's not fake, there are not many nobles in White Tree City who don't hate him"
"That's worth it!"
Luo Xiaohu was a little dumbfounded when he heard this, he didn't come to listen to this, he came to hear others envy him as a duke, not to hear them envy how many women he slept with, and what they said was not the truth, there are so many quasi-noble ladies, but none of the big nobles have slept with themselves, as for the nobles in White Tree City who hate themselves, it is because they owe them money!
Luo Xiaohu didn't expect that he would be like this among the toiling masses at the bottom, these people said that they were the same as the Russian prostitute Rasputin, and Luo Xiaohu would enjoy such a rumor on another occasion, but now he is not in the mood at all!
Because of his reputation, it probably won't be long before the streets of the whole continent will be rotten! But he really didn't do anything bad!
Luo Xiaohu's heart was bitter! Suddenly, he felt that the building of spiritual civilization was really necessary, and this rumor was too outrageous.
At this time, another person said: "What you said is not right, the wife of the Lord of the White Tree City has already hooked up with him, and on the grass, you can really think that when the White Tree Castle is made of paper, and the person standing on the wall." Let me tell you, I was caught directly in the bed of the Lord of White Tree City, and I heard that there was not only this kid at that time, but also a prince and three people! two men and one woman."
As he spoke, he stretched out his fingers, wanting to say three, but before his fingers could be stretched out, a big hand climbed up on his neck, and with a slight twist, the guy's cervical vertebrae made a snapping sound, and then the whole person fell to the ground softly.
Suddenly the whole bar was silent!
After being stunned for three minutes, one at the door immediately ran out and shouted, "Kill, kill!"
Not long a squad of soldiers ran in, and as soon as they entered the door, they shouted: "Who killed someone".
"Me!" Fool Eleven couldn't help it for a long time, someone arranged the goddess in his mind in front of him, and normal men couldn't stand it, let alone this thing.
As soon as the soldiers saw it, they immediately surrounded Fool Eleven in the middle, because of the clothes the fool was wearing, these soldiers did not recognize the fool as a realm-level master.
Luo Xiaohu stood up directly, and took out the badge he had just received in the morning from his hand: "They insulted my personality, and my friend couldn't listen to it anymore, so he made a move."
"His Royal Highness the Duke!" the soldiers immediately dispersed when they heard this, and saluted Luo Xiaohu, and the soldiers didn't recognize which duke the big crab in Luo Xiaohu's hand was marked, but the duke mark on it was recognized.
"Tomorrow, put these people with broken mouths into the atonement camp, presumably these people will survive," Luo Xiaohu said a word, and walked out of the tavern directly.
No matter how bad the duke is, he is still a duke, and the crime of slandering the duke is enough to cut off their heads now, and a group of coolies will care!
When the people who came to their senses heard that they were going to the camp of atonement tomorrow, they immediately howled. Then there was the sound of soldiers waving their weapons and beating people.
"Forget it, let's go back!" Luo Xiaohu felt quite bored, Luo Xiaohu didn't feel anything about this kind of treatment, who let them have nothing to do with their mouths so broken, what did they arrange themselves.
Back at his residence, Luo Xiaohu saw that he had all kinds of flags, seven or eight kinds of large and small, two of them alone, four other swallowtail flags, and six knife-shaped flags.
The most important thing is that there are twenty knights at the door, and they are all dressed with a sense of feeling, a full set of riding armor, but the level is not very good, and most of the signs on the body are knights, not even at the level of a big knight.
Seeing these people, Luo Xiaohu sounded the words he had just heard, and felt that his reputation was rotten, and now he recruited people by himself, a duke, and even a big knight was willing to defect to himself!
Thinking of this, Luo Xiaohu sighed: "Hey, get ready, we'll leave in an hour!"
"Let's go?" Laifu didn't expect his master to be in such a hurry, and he was about to leave as soon as he came back.
"Yes, let's leave in an hour, you go back to the territory first, and I'll go back when I'm done," Luo Xiaohu said.