Chapter 210: I'll just watch you pretend to be forced quietly
"Uncle Zo, are you talking to me?" asked Ahri cutely. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoBut the dark soul under that cute appearance is unmistakable. No one would have thought that Ahri would use the words overindulgence and obscene uncle to describe such a pure girl.
In the live broadcast room, the audience was silent, and the next second:
“6666666!”
"Well done Goddess Ahri!"
"She is worthy of being a goddess, and she speaks with such charm!"
"Uncle Obscene, I laughed. ”
"Four words to describe, happy Puben. ”
"This lewd guy still wants to soak the goddess Ahri, go dream. ”
"That's it, this small body, and I still want to soak in the goddess Ahri, at least I have to look like this. ”
"The mud upstairs. ”
“...”
"You, what do you call me?" Dansh was stunned, for the first time, for the first time, for the first time, he heard someone dare to say in front of him that he was overindulgent, let alone lewd uncle, obviously he was only in his 20s, and he was in his prime, and this beautiful little beauty dared to call himself uncle! This made Dansh's heart even hotter. This is the legendary tsundere and black-bellied attributes? Such a little beauty is more elegant to play, isn't it?
So Dansh tried to make his appearance less obscene, straightened his waist and faced Ahri Yin (deliberately, some words can only be replaced by homophones, as everyone knows, there is a Honghuang Shenshou named River Crab hovering in the sky above the Netwen Continent) smiled and said: "Little beauty, then, do you want to have a good time with the uncle, the uncle will make you very happy..."
"the chicken, I kind of want to throw up. "This is Cai Xiaobai's only thought now, you can't imagine a bamboo pole with a pockmarked face and a thin body like noodles, a disgusting smile and looking at you with lustful eyes, especially, this pockmarked face guy is so ugly, Qian Shao is more handsome than him!
"Ahh
...
Dansh looked at Ahri with undisguised disgust, thinking that Ahri didn't understand his abilities, so he cleared his throat and said proudly: "Tell the little beauty, who am the young master." ”
The dog leg next to Dansh immediately understood, smiled at Dansh with a shy smile, and then straightened his waist and nostrils and said angrily: "Let me tell you, our young master Danshi is the richest man in Grito City, and no one in the area of Grito is richer than our young master within a radius of hundreds of miles, and do you know who our young master is?" Our young master is the son of Major General Mumute, the general of the city defense of Grito City, if you don't apologize to our young master, hmph, send you to the city defense station, then you will not be as free as you are now. ”
"Low-key, low-key, although my father is a major general, and our family's family property is worth tens of millions of gold coins, but this kind of thing can't be said, we have to be low-key, after all, who made us a branch of the Sasenmumut family?" Dansh pretended to reprimand his dog, but his proud appearance and complacency were not concealed at all, clearly telling Cai Xiaobai and Ahri how much energy he had.
Cai Xiaobai looked at Dansh with a smug look on his face helplessly, turned his head and asked, "That Ahri, do you have an impression of a song?"
"What song?" Ahri asked cutely.
Not only Ahri was very curious, but the audience in the live broadcast room was also curious, and then, everyone saw Cai Xiaobai clearing his throat very seriously: "Ahem, I'll sing it to you, pay attention." ”
Cai Xiaobai said, singing without scruples, I have to say, Cai Xiaobai's voice is very good, if he is at least a champion with a good voice in Lanxing, but it's a pity that Cai Xiaobai is not in Lanxing now, and he doesn't have a chance to show his voice in KTV, so it's easy to have a chance, Cai Xiaobai of course won't give up this moment to show his shining point, just listen to Cai Xiaobai sing clearly:
"I'll just watch you pretend to be forced quietly,
never interrupts you,
You're rich and handsome,
It's my blessing to know you;
I'll just watch you pretend to be forced quietly,
No one has ever been like you,
You can air every second,
Your mom and dad are scared of you..."
"Poof..."Ahri really couldn't hold back his laughter, the jade hand lightly covered the cherry lips, and the starlight eyes flashed with a trace of disgust, the shy appearance made Dansh can't help but look stupid, and also made the surrounding onlookers be fascinated, the wolves in the live broadcast room have already howled and pounced on the screen, licking the screen with saliva.
Dansh was stupid, but Cai Xiaobai was not happy, he reminded him so obviously, this thing is still relying on Mao to leave? Do you really want to let yourself make a move? But against a bronze rank fifth-stage scumbag, do you really need to make a move? It's too cheap.
"Seriously, I really want to beat him, but a bronze five scum really doesn't want to make a move, hey, forget it, let's go. "Cai Xiaobai really doesn't want to see Dansh.
"Well, let's go. Ahri nodded slightly, Dansh didn't want to make a move, it was too disgusting, and the price was dropped.
Cai Xiaobai and Ahri wanted to leave, but Dansh was not happy, it was so easy to see such a little beauty, how could they give up like this?
The doglegs who got Dansh's instructions directly surrounded Cai Xiaobai and Ahri's horses, blocking the two and not letting them go, while Dansh walked over with a silver smile on his face: "Want to go? ”
"Hey. Cai Xiaobai sighed and said, "I really want to let you go, really, I really didn't want to make a move on you, but this is what you asked for." ”
Before the words fell, Cai Xiaobai had already made a move, and in the blink of an eye, all of Dansh's seven or eight dog legs fell to the ground and wailed and rolled, and it seemed that he knew that he was in great pain.
Dansh was stunned, Dansh was scared, he only felt a gust of wind, and he didn't understand what was going on, his group of doglegs were all lying on the ground, and now Dansh really understood that he had provoked someone he couldn't afford to provoke.
Although Dansh is greedy, he is not stupid, if it weren't for Cai Xiaobai's practice of Qingxuan's self-cultivation and self-cultivation method that focuses on the inner restraint of the mind, if it weren't for Ahri being a king, although his strength has fallen, but the realm is still there, Dansh would not have noticed the strength of the two, but there are not so many ifs in the world.
Dansh was planted, and the onlookers were happy, they had long expected someone to take action to cure this demon king of the mixed world. Cai Xiaobai looked at Dansh, who was trembling and frightened, slowly stepped forward, and said with a gentle smile: "Your appearance makes people look much more comfortable, you looked so disgusting just now that I couldn't make a move on you, but well, I didn't plan to beat you, you are too weak." Hey, don't cry, come, laugh. ”
"Hehe, hehe..." Dansh forced a smile, and as a result, laughing was more ugly than not laughing.
"Forget it, you still cry, you're laughing too scary. Cai Xiaobai hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt Dansh's laughter, and then rode away with Ahri without looking at Dansh, Cai Xiaobai didn't pay attention to such a small pebble encountered on the way.
"Finally, gone. Seeing Cai Xiaobai and Ahri leave, Dansh collapsed on the ground as if he had lost all the bones of his body, Cai Xiaobai brought him too much pressure just now, the undisguised killing intent and the scarlet flashing in his eyes told Dansh that this person had definitely killed a lot of living beings, otherwise it would be impossible to have such a fierce aura, and his mother's eyes were red, what kind of ruthless person is this?!
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Outside the town, Cai Xiaobai and Ahri chatted without a word: "Don't say it, this eye of insight is so easy to use, you can even see other people's flaws and Achilles' heels." ”
"Of course, that's a commodity worth 10 billion system points, can it be worse? Ahri said proudly.
"It's just that the consumption is a bit large, I really didn't expect this Eye of Insight to consume so much aura. Cai Xiaobai said a little helplessly.
"Anla, when you reach the Grandmaster, the consumption you use will not be so large, and your cultivation is Qingxuan Shangxin Determination, and your consumption will be less and less in the future. Ahri patted Cai Xiaobai's head very naturally, which made Cai Xiaobai depressed for a while, how could his exclusive actions be used by others on himself?
"Hidden mission, it's a magical thing, but now I have a chance to draw a lottery, do you want to use it?" Cai Xiaobai looked at the extra turntable in his inventory and was very excited.
"I advise you to accumulate a few more times and then draw a lottery, so that it is easy to draw good things, otherwise it will be difficult to draw the best in a single lottery. Ahri gave Cai Xiaobai a suggestion.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'll save it up later, I'll take a look at it this time. Cai Xiaobai said indifferently.
Ahri pouted: "It's up to you, but let's say it first, if you can't smoke something good, you are not allowed to curse." ”
Cai Xiaobai was surprised and asked, "Will I curse if I can't smoke good things?"
"Don't you have less time to smoke good things and scold people? For example, who and where scolded people when you smoked essential oil soap, and Feng Youjing, you almost didn't eat me when you smoked this thing, and..." Ahri broke his white and slender fingers, and counted Cai Xiaobai's "glorious deeds" one by one, which shocked Cai Xiaobai: Did I really do this? Why didn't I remember?
"Don't deny it, I have a record of this. Ahri stared at Cai Xiaobai very seriously, and dispelled Cai Xiaobai's thoughts of the past in a word.
"Well, I apologize, I didn't do it right, and I ask Ahri for forgiveness. Cai Xiaobai raised his hand and surrendered.
"That's right. Ahri was very satisfied with Cai Xiaobai's attitude, but the audience in the live broadcast room burst into tears:
This is dog abuse, isn't it? This is dog abuse at all? Don't you all enact laws to protect single dogs? Is it really good for you to show affection and stuff dog food like this?
(The theme of this book is still joyful, healthy, and positive, given that there are too many chapters owed by the poor monks, they can only be made up slowly, hey...) (To be continued.) )