Chapter 7 Jokes

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Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu saw that the five big and three thick tiger girls were actually scared, and they suddenly felt funny, and couldn't help laughing. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info?

"My man wants to invite me to a troupe," the tiger girl felt embarrassed, "but I don't think it's necessary, although they gave birth to a big fat boy to their family, they don't have to be so public, and the people in the village will laugh at it." ”

"It's still the eldest sister who understands righteousness," Qiao Xiaojing stroked the baby's face, and praised with a smile, "It's rare to see a woman like you who is so knowledgeable, and I don't know how many times stronger than my little sister-in-law." ”

"At least a hundred times stronger!" Cuiyu also praised on the side, "Our little sister-in-law is as thin as a monkey, too lazy like a pig, but she can eat and sleep, she can't eat anything, she can't do anything, she finally gave birth to a baby, which is good, no milk." ”

"It doesn't matter if these are any," Qiao Xiaojing took over again, "The most excessive thing is to shout to watch a play just after giving birth." Tell me, she is like Lin Daiyu on weekdays, she has a sick seedling, and she has just given birth to a child, her body is weak, and she doesn't even have the strength to look at the child, so how can she watch the play?"

"This definitely won't work," Hu Niu heard Qiao Xiaojing say this, stood up excitedly, rolled up her sleeves and said, "This is purely ignorant of what is good or bad, even children can't watch it, and they are still shouting to watch the play, isn't this a desire to find fault?"

"That's for you," Jade said, "she's looking for fault, looking for my brother's fault." ”

"What do you say?" the tiger girl stared at Jade.

"Alas," Qiao Xiaojing shook her head and said helplessly, "This is not a glorious thing, it shouldn't have been publicized, but who told us to fall in love like this? We once went to a theater troupe, my brother was a good show, he came every day, and then he actually fell in love with a Hua Dan, which made my jealous sister-in-law know......"

"How's that?" the tiger girl seemed curious.

"What else?" Cuiyu sighed, "One crying, two troubles, three hangings, in short, all the tricks I can think of have been used, oh, during that time, the family was really chickens and dogs, chickens and dogs were restless, and I almost killed my brother." ”

"This matter has fallen to the root of the problem," Qiao Xiaojing added, "Whenever my little sister-in-law is not angry, she clamored to watch the play, you think about it, why does she want to watch the play? ”

"Who's to say it's not?" Cuiyu continued, "but it's also to blame our brother, what's so good about that play, he looks like a white bone spirit, skinny, foxy, and born to seduce men." ”

"That's right!" The tiger girl also mixed in, and took the initiative to talk about the Zhao family's top brand Hua Dan Cui'e, and said with a disdainful face, "We also have a troupe here, and those few who sing Hua Dan are more than one goblin, especially that Cui'e, the man sees it as if his soul is hooked, he can't lift his legs, and he can't hold his saliva." ”

"Cui'e?" Qiao Xiaojing said thoughtfully, "This name is so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere." ”

"This is not unusual," the tiger girl continued, "she is a well-known female goblin in ten miles and eight villages, and many men have beaten her idea, but she is in the country, after all, she looks down and does not look up, and she is not as wild as in the city." ”

"She's in your village?" asked Jade.

"Zhao Jiaban is in the big fork at the west end of the village," Hu Niu pointed to the west casually, and said lightly, "It's only two or three hundred steps away from my house." There are few people who watch the play, and the actors stay at home for many years. ”

"No one watches the show," Qiao Xiaojing sighed, "Naturally, there is no income, so what do they live on?"

"There's always a way," said the tiger girl, shaking her head, "and every once in a while there will be soldiers who will come to patronize their business, and before you could hear the sound of gongs and drums and singing, but then you can hardly hear it." ”

"There are always soldiers coming," Cuiyu also pretended to be puzzled, and muttered to herself, "but you can't hear any movement, so what are the soldiers doing here? Could it be that Zhao Jiaban has moved away, or that Cui'e is no longer with you?"

"Absolutely not!" the tiger girl waved her hand and said confidently, "Absolutely impossible, Zhao Jiaban is here, and he hasn't gone anywhere." And that Cui'e is an orphan, who was picked up by the class owner from singing in other places, and it is impossible to move away, so she lives in Dachazi. There is a big yard there, there are many houses, Cui'e has her own house, I have been there, and it is well tied!"

"Cui'e's man is also from your village?" Tiger Niu's child kicked his leg, and Qiao Xiaojing quickly patted his body gently, inadvertently raising this innocuous question.

"She's got a fart man!" said the tiger girl with a little resentment, "You don't want to think about it, just a woman like them, that man dares to ask for it?" If you marry a woman like Cui'e, then you will be given a whole green hat in three days?"

Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu didn't make a sound, just nodded.

"As the saying goes," Hu Niu continued, "if there is a good wife and a man in the family, he will not be in trouble, and such a woman is not the material of the passing days, today he flatters this one, and tomorrow he hooks up with that blind, no matter how stupid a man is, he will feel awkward." ”

"Do you know about Cui'e?" asked Cuiyu tentatively.

"Who doesn't know the people here?" Hu Niu said in a low voice, "It's just that we don't want to talk nonsense, there is no impermeable wall under the sky, if people don't know, unless they do it, right?"

"That's right!" Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu said in unison.

"The soldiers are coming one by one," said the tiger girl grinning, "they are all big men, they really come to see the play? If they were really here to see the play, how could they not hear the movement? If they were not here to see the play, what could they do here, and they would not be doing some dirty and unsightly deeds. ”

Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu looked at each other for a moment, then turned their eyes to the tiger girl again, and nodded slightly.

"But I've heard that this Cui'e is really not bad," Cuiyu paused for a moment, and said in a low voice, "Is it really like what others say? ”

"Don't dream," Qiao Xiaojing shook her head and said, "How can you and I see that kind of person?"

"Isn't this already coming to Xiaowangzhuang?" Cuiyu looked unwilling, "Since everyone else is so outstanding, we are all women, and we want to see what is good, isn't this also normal." ”

"I don't know the place well," Qiao Xiaojing still sighed, "How can we see it, since people are so famous, just women like you and me, alas, don't dream, we can see Sister Tiger Girl, even if we have already burned high incense!"

"Why can't you see her?" said the tiger girl while rolling up her sleeves, "What's so great about her Cui'e, isn't it just a play, let's see her and exalt her! If the two younger sisters really want to see her, what's so difficult about this, I'll take you there, two or three hundred is not far away, she can really become a white bone spirit or a fox spirit?"

"Sister is really a living bodhisattva," Cuiyu nodded with a smile, "Such a good heart, but more righteous than those old men who always like to talk big!

"Hold it, hold it," said the tiger girl as she put the sleeping baby on the small mattress, wrapped it and said, "It is her blessing that the fairy can see my baby, who knows if she will have the opportunity to hold the child in her life?"

"That's right, that's right. Qiao Xiaojing echoed.

While talking, Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu came to the big fork under the leadership of the tiger girl--- it turned out that this place happened to be in the westernmost part of the village, and the whole village seemed to be cut off into a big triangle, and Zhao Jiaban was located in this missing triangle, so it had this name.

This Zhao family class was originally a number of opera troupes in Hebei, and there were many famous actors, and they were invited to the Forbidden City several times to perform for the royal family, and the scenery was infinite. In the past ten years, wars have been frequent, and the smoke of gunpowder has spread everywhere, and the life of the world has become unsustainable, and the troupe has lost its former glory.

Many talented people are reluctant to enter the troupe in this situation, and those who enter the troupe are often forced by life, drifting, and people with no food and clothing, so there is an embarrassing situation in which various roles are not accepted at the end of life.

No matter how difficult it is, you have to live, and the masters of each drama class are people who have read countless people and are well versed in the world, they lose no time in identifying the pulse of Chinese male superiority and inferiority, in order to attract men's attention, they have worked hard in Hua Dan, you can ignore singing skills, but you must be outstanding in appearance and attractive, this Zhao family class is also the same, so there is the top brand Hua Dan Cui'e that you strive to build.

How can the changes in the world be changed by the wishful thinking of some people?

The Zhao family, who was struggling step by step, almost established himself in the city, so he settled down in Xiaowangzhuang. His main task is to sell his art account, so he built a house in a big fork enclosure, set up a stage and sang operas, and barely able to cope with the difficult life.

Qiao Xiaojing and the others saw from a distance that someone was practicing on the stage and in the courtyard, fighting with martial arts, and Hua Dan shaking his sleeves...... The liveliness of self-care can't offset the feeling of sadness and gloom.

The tiger girl who came with Qiao Xiaojing was the first to go to the yard and found the gentleman in charge, and after some conversation, Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu were taken to a boudoir in the depths of the yard, and the woman who came out was the top brand of the Zhao family's class, Hua Dan Cui'e.

Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu saw that the woman in front of them was wearing a light green dress, slim and elegant, with skin like snow and elegant posture, like a peony blooming, delicate and rich. The black natural droop is like a smooth brocade, the tender white melon seed face is not full of exquisite beauty, a pair of bright eyes are round like pearls, transparent like crystals, and the eyelashes are long and slightly moving, like butterflies spreading their wings. The lips are red but not gaudy, the dimples appear and disappear from time to time, and the movement makes people's hearts ripple......

Qiao Xiaojing thought to herself, I am a woman who is a little envious of her, let alone men like Xu Changquan.

"I don't know why the three sisters came to the cold house?" Cui'e's words made Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu feel soft physically and mentally.

"We ---" Jade is like a shy man, and she is a little shy in front of the beauty.

"We have heard of the girl's name for a long time," Qiao Xiaojing tried her best to control her emotions and said with a smile, "It is said that the girl has both talents and talents, and she has admired her for a long time. ”

"It's just a waste of time," Cui'e said, "It's better to meet than to be famous, and I've disappointed my sister." ”

"Where?" Qiao Xiaojing said, "The girl is a stunning beauty, it is a blessing to be lucky to be here, if you come later, I am afraid that the girl will move elsewhere, wouldn't she regret it for life?"

"Now the situation," Cui'e sighed, "I'm going to be here for the rest of my life." ”

Qiao Xiaojing and Cuiyu both felt sad and took a deep breath.