In this life, people will always encounter such and such embarrassment, embarrassment or big, if you laugh and amuse people and have fun, it will pass, after all, it is a thing, everyone is so busy, it is impossible to always remember what you are doing; 23US. Fastest update

Maybe a few decades later, when everyone gathers, someone suddenly mentions, "Are you still up to that person?" and everyone exclaimed, "Oh, who did that?!"

Then, it's not fun, it's not fun, an embarrassment, remembered by others for a lifetime, and occasionally turned out as someone else's laughter and ridicule after dinner to pull the topic, or it is regarded as an individual case of ** or showing one's self-cultivation, and a very few will always remember it, and bring it up from time to time, don't want to be angry, but you are helpless, in short, embarrassment is not a good thing, and the embarrassing scene is even worse when encountered by others.

For example, now, Cai Bai penetrated through the wall to Xiao Xiao's room, which happened to be a bathroom, and Xiao Xiao happened to be taking a bath again, so many coincidences were combined, Cai Bai suddenly felt that his whole person was not good, this is really a sad story, no matter in which sense...

Of course, Cai Bai still has a trace of luck, his current appearance should be invisible to others, after all, the body is still in the house, this should be regarded as a soul body or a consciousness body, probably?

In this way, Cai Bai silently muttered in his heart, "You can't see me", "You can't see me", "You can't see me", but unfortunately, there is no use for eggs, or there are no eggs at all. Xiao Xiao's face was first white, then red, and finally the whole pretty face turned very blue, and then Cai Bai saw five jet-black and sharp four-spinning blade darts coming straight towards him, and the next second, the darts were directly inserted into the wall, which frightened Cai Bai's eyes to turn white in an instant, and when his vision recovered, Cai Bai found that he had returned to his room.

But why do you seem to hear someone scolding?

"Cai Bai, you shameless bastard!"

Hey? It seems that someone is scolding himself again, is it his own auditory hallucination? Cai Bai couldn't help but think in his heart.

"You wait for me, I won't kill you!"

Why does it seem like someone is actually calling their name? Well, it's an auditory hallucination. Cai Bai kept comforting himself in his heart.

Then, in the next second, Xiao Xiao, who was surrounded by a bath towel, directly kicked the door and rushed in, his eyes flashing with fierce light swept around, and then rushed straight to Cai Bai, who was lying on the bed and couldn't move.

The current Cai Bai has no backhand, and such Cai Bai can't be bullied.

So, when Ahri came out of the bath, he saw Cai Bai's nose and blue face swollen and fell to the ground, while Xiao Xiao was sitting on the bed next to him, who was angry and his chest was undulating.

Xiao Xiao hugged his chest with his hands around the bath towel, his two slender and straight legs leaned side by side, and the whole person sat there, it was a beautiful scenery, with a cold and pretty face, frowning thin eyebrows, a Weng Qiong's nose, and those eyes... The cold and arrogant iceberg snow lotus temperament is vividly presented.

It's a pity that Cai Bai is not interested in this beautiful picture, his hands are temporarily scrapped, and Cai Bai, who has a sprained waist, is not the opponent of Xiao Xiao, who is physically intact and vigorous. The result was that Cai Bai was hung up and beaten by Xiao Xiao without any suspense, and was crushed alive to the end, how could that scene be a tragic word?

If it weren't for Cai Bai knocking a bottle of hp potion, it is estimated that he would be in a soul body state by now, and as for Cai Bai's **, it is estimated that he would have been destroyed into a puddle of flesh.

"Uh, what's going on?" Ahri, who saw such a scene, felt that she was blind, and she hadn't figured out the situation yet.

"Hmph, Ahri, Cai Bai is simply a hooligan! A lewd and shameless scoundrel and a pervert! This guy, this guy actually took advantage of my shower to peek out of his body! If it weren't for my skill being a shadow, I could see some situations that others couldn't see, and I would probably be seen by this bastard!" Xiao Xiao said angrily, how cute is that angry expression, but in Cai Bai's opinion, this is simply a demon's expression, it's terrible, I haven't experienced Xiao Xiao's anger because I don't know what this beauty who usually looks cold and arrogant looks like in his heart, although sometimes Xiao Xiao is as well-behaved and lovely as a girl next door, but in fact, this is a demon, a terrifying demon king from hell.

No wonder she is proficient in shadows, no wonder her skills are so terrifying, it turns out that this delicate and beautiful girl has a black heart, it's too scary, why would those fans of hers like such a girl? Cai Bai kept roaring in his heart, but on the surface, he looked confused and at a loss, he had to pretend that he was innocent, yes, he had to pretend, no, he was innocent, yes, I was innocent, it was not my fault, it was not my fault... Thinking about it, Cai Baicha hypnotized himself.

Anyway, Ahri coaxed Xiao Xiao back to the room, and then Ahri helped Cai Bai to take a bath.

"I, why are you peeking at Xiao Xiao. Ahri looked at Cai Bai with a look of disgust.

Cai Bai's face was full of grief and indignation: "I really didn't mean it, I don't know why I got into that state, I just casually walked through the wall to see if I could pass through the wall like this, who knew that it was Xiao Xiao's bathroom over there, and she happened to be taking a bath? I was innocent..."

"Hey, Xiao Xiao is the master of the shadow stream in the Xingxuan World, the overlord of the dark forces, and there are no less than 100,000 people who have died under her hands, so you dare to go and see it. Ahri pursed his mouth and gave Cai Bai a blank look.

Cai Bai was stunned, he didn't believe himself at all, he couldn't help it, Cai Bai felt even more sad, sighed faintly, Cai Bai looked at Ahri affectionately, and said: "Ahri, with you by my side, how can I think about other girls, think about it carefully, am I the kind of person who wants to fall in love with girls when I see them?" Although Xiao Xiao is indeed very beautiful and temperamental, but compared with my Ahri, it is far behind, with such a big beauty as you by my side, how can I be in the middle of the day?"

Although Cai Bai was very affectionate, his expression was very rich, and his voice was very moving, Ahri laughed "poof", and Ahri, who was covering his mouth and chuckling, looked at Cai Bai's affectionate appearance and couldn't help but give Cai Bai a roll of his eyes again, and said with a smile: "Bai, don't tease, I don't know what kind of person you are? Don't coax me, I'm not angry." ”

"No, why don't you believe me? I really didn't mean to!" Cai Bai sighed helplessly, this filth is probably going to accompany him for a long time...

In the evening, the four of them had dinner, Xiao Xiao still didn't give Cai Bai a good face, it was accurate that since he got out of the room, Xiao Xiao has been with a cold face, showing the form of the iceberg beauty to the fullest, when Ahri talks to her, Xiao Xiao will ease his face, occasionally smile, and I don't know what private topics these two girls have, but, but, but, well, important things have to be done three times, but Xiao Xiao has never had a good face for Cai Bai, either snorting coldly or not looking at Cai Bai, not even throwing a sanitary ball to Cai Bai, and the fat man has always looked at Cai Bai very strangely。

"My boss, you're amazing, I heard it all in the afternoon, I didn't expect it, boss, you can still pick up girls like this!" The fat man squeezed his eyebrows beside Cai Bai, looking admiring, and Cai Bai was extremely helpless.

"I'm really not... Ay... I can't explain it clearly, I'm so wronged? I'm just with Dou E, no, I'm more wronged than Dou E, I'm just a weed under the wheel, and I'm suffering from the yellow lotus in the crack of the stone..."

"Uh, boss, isn't this Dong Zhuo's?" the fat man was stunned.

Then, the atmosphere that Cai Bai had managed to make was destroyed again, and Cai Bai, who was resentful, looked at the fat man and asked: "Am I Dong Zhuo? Am I? Am I like? Do I have Dong Zhuo's blessing?

"Boss, boss, don't you also have a rouge horse?" The fat man squeezed his eyebrows and quietly pointed at Ahri, and then, Cai Bai understood in seconds.

"Grave, what are you doing!Shame!" Cai Bai's face couldn't help but turn red.

"Eh, what are you guys doing?" Ahri looked at the fat man and Cai Bai blankly, causing the fat man to laugh cheaply...

"Hmph, these two people, there are no good things to say at first glance, I ate and went back to rest. Xiao Xiao snorted coldly and got up and walked towards the room, her ears are very good, she heard the words of the fat man and Cai Bai just now, what a rouge horse, it is simply a hooligan, and he even compares girls to horses, and rides...

Thinking about it, Xiao Xiaoqiao's face couldn't help but redden, and her heart was a little hairy, Xiao Xiao, who didn't know what was wrong with her, couldn't help but panic, and lay on the bed for a long time before she regained her calm, but Xiao Xiao couldn't sleep, Xiao Xiao found that it was not a good thing to have good ears, such as next door, Cai Bai and Ahri's voices were clearly transmitted into his ears, and the whimpering and wheezing made Xiao Xiao's face blush, and he secretly hated that this room was not soundproof.

And what are Cai Bai and Ahri doing? Because Cai Bai's hands are wasted and his waist is half-disabled, he can't act in person, but now it happens to be safe, and the two of them, who haven't done it for several days, know the taste of the marrow and are excited, so Ahri is helping Cai Bai... (Omitted below...) What a bite, what a wrestling, the poor monk doesn't know anything, doesn't know, doesn't know... ）

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