Chapter 220: Borrowing a Boat
readx;? Zheng He was shocked: "You said that the saint was stupid?"
Fan Xiaojian: "Who is stupid?"
Zheng He: "The saint is stupid. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Fan Xiaojian looked at Zheng He with deep meaning: "Lord Zheng, what you said just now, my brother must not spread it." ”
Zheng He was stunned: "What did I say?"
Fan Xiaojian held Zheng He's hand tightly: "Congratulations to the eldest brother for finally coming to the road of democracy, and he does not regard himself as a slave to the emperor, and even said that the saint is stupid, the Manchu Dynasty is civil and military, and it is the earliest of Brother Zheng's enlightenment, the younger brother should really learn from you, but unfortunately the younger brother does not have the courage." ”
Zheng He's old face turned purple and red, like ripe grapes: "I'm just repeating what you said." ”
Fan Xiaojian: "Brother just said that this matter was stupid, not that the saint was stupid." ”
Zheng He: "Isn't this stupid thing?"
Fan Xiaojian showed pity: "Look, the saint has been taken by you again, in such a short time, twice." He posed as he posed as scissorhands.
Zheng He slapped the table: "Then what do you mean?"
Fan Xiaojian smiled and said: "I mean, a wrong policy must have a group of stupid high-ranking staff, the Holy Lord is so busy, how can he see everything? If someone who understands gives an idea, the Holy Lord will definitely not do it." What the younger brother said was stupid was the ministers in the court, and the eldest brother must not say it, otherwise these brothers in the court will not be finished with me. ”
Zheng He nodded.
Fan Xiaojian said: "So Brother Zheng said that the saint is angry, this matter will also be kept secret for his brother." ”
Zheng He nodded again.
Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but laugh: "But what good is it for the junior brother to keep such a big secret?"
Zheng He nodded: "Hou Ye Fan, Hou Ye Fan, you have tried your best, this is to make the old brother not agree." What do you want to say? Do you want the Holy One not to go to the West again? The old brother advises you, to relieve the great grace of the bachelor, and when it comes to this matter, the Holy Lord is still furious, and demotes the place where rabbits don't poop in Annan. Although you are a marquis, your qualifications are not enough after all, to be honest, the old brother's face in front of the saint is also bigger than you. This is a lesson from the past, but you should be cautious. ”
Zheng He said these words to Fan Xiaojian, Fan Xiaojian was greatly moved, and patted Zheng He on the shoulder: "Thank you, brother, after all, I didn't give you that piece of jade in vain." ”
Zheng He's face sank: "Brother told you this, is it looking at that piece of jade?!"
Fan Xiaojian hurriedly smiled and said, "No, no, of course, it's looking at my brother's character." ”
Zheng He: "......"
Sister-in-law Qin smiled and said, "Lord Zheng, we have a way to get the best of both worlds. ”
Zheng He nodded: "Double reed! I can see it, little girl, you say, how can you have the best of both worlds?"
Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said: "It is impossible to stop the Holy Upper and Lower Western Oceans, the Holy Commander is arbitrary, and no one dares to move the things he has set, but the matter of going to the Western Ocean, don't limit it to buying people's hearts." Our China is a country of etiquette, pay attention to the grace of receiving people's dripping water, and should repay with springs, but some white-eyed wolves can't be fed no matter how they are fed, so don't feed them endlessly. ”
Zheng He asked curiously, "Who is the white-eyed wolf?"
Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "This matter can only be understood but not spoken. ”
Zheng He nodded.
Qin continued to smile and said: "In addition, we can make money by doing trade, that is, we don't cheat these countries, it is not easy for everyone to do business fairly, so why bother to put money into it? Look at how much silver there is in the treasury of the Ming Dynasty, and how many projects are there in various parts of the country? Moving the capital, dredging the canal, and building ships are all money-burning." Daming's treasury is not a cornucopia, it can make money, so it only can't go in and out, and there is always a time when there is free, and now everyone's wages are made of spices, isn't it critical enough?"
Zheng He said, "Then what do you want to do?"
Qin said: "We mean to do overseas trade by ourselves. ”
Zheng He frowned and said: "This is not good, I have a Ming law, and it is strictly forbidden for individuals to go to sea to do trade, and this matter can only be done by the government." ”
Qin Sister-in-law smiled and said, "I know that Lord Zheng doesn't agree, it seems that it was Bai and your old man who said it." ”
Zheng He thought carefully for a long time, and said in a low voice: "Is this okay? You do it secretly, I just don't know what to do, if you don't know where you are acquainted, if our fleet is there, you can also help secretly." ”
Sister-in-law Qin smiled and said, "Then thank you, Lord Zheng." ”
Zheng He said: "It's like everyone hasn't said this, I still have something to do, so I have to go first." ”
After that, he got up and wanted to leave, so as not to have a long night and many dreams, and be pressed by Fan Xiaojian.
Zheng He: "What's the matter?"
Fan Xiaojian: "There is one more thing that needs your help, Brother Zheng." ”
Zheng He: "What's the matter?"
Fan Xiaojian: "I need to borrow a few big boats from you." ”
"What?!" Zheng He jumped up! and was pressed down by Fan Xiaojian again.
Zheng He said: "No, no, absolutely not!"
The wine Zheng He drank turned into cold sweat, and drops came out of his head.
Fan Xiaojian: "Why not?"
Zheng He: "Do you still need to ask? The boat belongs to my Da Ming, how can I use it privately? This is worth it! Besides, if I give you a big boat, I will become your accomplice, you do it quietly, you may not be discovered, I will give you a big boat, this goal is too big, everyone will know about it the next day, on the third day, brother, I will accompany you to cut off your head, no, no, absolutely not!"
Fan Xiaojian laughed and said, "How can it be so serious, let's think of a good way to not let everyone know about it." ”
Zheng He said, "What good way can this be? Can you hide such a big thing?"
Fan Xiaojian said: "I haven't thought about it yet, but you agree to borrow a boat first, I'll find a way here, you can rest assured, I won't bother you, in case someone finds out, I will say that I stole it from you, I definitely can't say that you gave it, you can lend me a few boats first." ”
Zheng He: "One article." ”
Fan Xiao shook his head when he saw Qin Wuwen: "There are too few of them." ”
Zheng He: "I mean there isn't one!
Fan Xiaojian: "Then you just said that the saint was stupid, I'm afraid this is not good, aren't you afraid that this matter will reach the ears of the saint?"
Zheng He: "You!"
Fan Xiaojian and Qin Sister-in-law laughed wickedly.
Zheng He's face darkened: "Can I think you are blackmailing government officials?"
Fan Xiao saw that Qin and her two nodded desperately together: "Yes, yes." ”
Zheng He lowered his head, pondered for a while, and said, "Okay, I'll lend you one, and you must not let people know!"
Fan Xiaojian: "What is the use of one enough? In case you accidentally sink and are hit by a whale, we will look for you again, how troublesome it is." ”
Zheng He: "Two! ”
Fan Xiao shook his head when he saw Qin and his wife.
Zheng He: "What?!, you want three?"
Fan Xiao shook his head when he saw Qin and his wife.
Zheng He: "What?!! there's no need to discuss! No! I'm leaving." ”
Zheng He stood up to leave, but was held down by Fan Xiaojian again.
Zheng He's voice trembled: "You guys, how many do you want?"
Fan Xiao saw that Qin and her two put their index fingers in the middle, and posed in the shape of a "ten": "Ten." ”
Zheng He: "You want my life?"
Fan Xiaojian: "Think about it, this is to win glory for the country." ”
Zheng He thought for a long time, sat down on the chair, and muttered to himself: "Ten, ten, ten! You still have to kill me!"
Fan Xiaojian said: "No, tsk, then I will poke out what you said about the stupidity of the saint." ”
Zheng He shouted: "Poke it out, poke it out, you said it first, you can't save your head!"
Fan Xiaojian said with a smile: "Little brother's head is not valuable, but Brother Zheng, your head has once drifted across the ocean, how many foreigners are looking forward to you, think about it, your head is gone, isn't it a pity?"
Zheng He was speechless.
Fan Xiaojian smiled and said, "Brother Zheng, do you want to share some soup?
Zheng He: "I don't want money. ”
Fan Xiaojian: "You don't want money, what do you want, you say!"
Zheng He: "Don't want anything, I, Zheng He, am not a villain who is greedy for money." ”
Fan Xiaojian: "The eldest brother is of noble character, and the younger brother admires it!" And the eldest brother does things for the country and the people, which is the same as the younger brother, in this way, when the younger brother finds a way to make money, the younger brother must tell the eldest brother that with the eldest brother's maritime strength, how much more contribution will have to be made to the country in the future, and the people will definitely treat you as a living Bodhisattva, unlike now, from the big and small officials to the common people, they all scold you in private for being a loser. ”
Zheng He's head was sweating: "Ten boats, such a big goal, I just give it to you, how can you get out?" As soon as you walk along the Yangtze River, it will definitely be exposed, and when the time comes, someone will report to the saint, do you still want this head?"
Fan Xiaojian: "The head must be wanted, how the boat goes, don't worry about it, you just need to give us the boat, promise not to expose the information, rest assured." ”
Zheng He: "Okay, then I'll go back and make arrangements." ”
Fan Xiaojian: "Don't let me go." ”
Zheng He: "No, since you agreed, then you won't say it." Besides, I don't want to help you make money, you are also for my Ming Dynasty, in fact, brother, I look at every time I go out to lose money, this heart is also hairy, but there is no way, since you have a way, then I will fight this head don't, fulfill you, I hope you will find a way to make money as soon as possible, so that I can not only promote overseas, but also benefit the people, why not. ”
Fan Xiao was in awe when he saw Qin and said, "Okay, Brother Zheng, we will definitely live up to your expectations, you say, when will we take the boat?"
Zheng He said: "This matter can't be rushed, I have to think of a proper way, rest assured, there will be no shortage of five boats." ”
Fan Xiaojian: "Ten things that I said just now. ”
Zheng He: "Master Fan, let your old brother spend his old age in peace." ”
Fan Xiaojian hurriedly held Zheng He's hand and shook it vigorously: "Don't be sad, brother, brother is content!
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