Chapter 139: Home Remedies for Constipation
At night
Camp on the edge of the Warcraft Forest
"Young master, are you alright?"
Xiong Ren looked at Zhang Zheng worriedly, what happened to the young master today, he was not in a daze with a smirk, it was night, and he was still in this state of obsession. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I'm fine!
Zhang Zhengtou replied without replying, and then continued to be in a daze.
"Oh, then I'll go first. Although Zhang Zheng said that it was okay, Xiong Ren still looked at Zhang Zheng uneasily, and wanted to say something more, but when he saw Zhang Zheng like that, he felt that it was definitely not a wise move to talk nonsense now, and finally sighed secretly and left, and the other guards were caught by Zhang Zheng during the day.
This group of stupid people, do you really think I'm sick, my brother is just thinking about things, that's all! It's already July, less than four months before the time he and Lan Yu agreed, and I don't know how she is, do you still remember me, the closer the time gets, the more uneasy Zhang Zheng becomes.
It seems that I have to work harder, I must make a sensational appearance everywhere, Zhang Zheng secretly made up his mind, he already has a draft in his heart, however, these are all things in the future, the top priority, Zhang Zheng lay on the ground, closed his eyes, nonsense, the most important thing now must be sleep!
......
early morning
"Ahh
As soon as Zhang Zheng opened his eyes, a furry bear face appeared in front of him, and he screamed uncontrollably
"Young Master, are you okay?"
Zhang Zheng fixed his eyes and looked at it, mud horse, this bear face is Xiong Ren's, early in the morning, not good sleep, why are you coming to me, the key is that you are still so close to me, do I have flowers on my face?
"Young Master......"
Zhang Zheng directly took off his shoes and threw them over, "Get out!"
"Oh"
His grandmother's scared Lao Tzu, although he drove away Xiong Ren, Zhang Zheng still felt uneasy, got up to pick up his boots, and then ran to a lucky tree to put the water down, only then did he feel refreshed.
Returning to the camp with a cigarette in his mouth, Zhang Zheng found that today's guards seemed to be weird, although everyone seemed to be busy cleaning up, but Zhang Zheng still read two words from their casual gaze - gossip!
Especially Xiong Ren, everything about this guy is written on his face, Zhang Zheng can see it clearly, and this guy's face is clearly written: Young master, I already know your secret.
There's quirky, there's definitely quirky!
Zhang Zheng walked all the way, almost everyone would subconsciously look at him, and then immediately dodged away as if nothing happened, being a thief! Zhang Zheng was playing the drum while walking in his heart, could it be that there was something wrong with me, I secretly checked up and down, and found that there was nothing wrong, could it be that they found out about secretly entertaining myself last night?
Thinking of this, Zhang Zheng directly had a big in his heart, if that's the case, then it's embarrassing, it's not so cheating, right? Zhang Zheng looked around uncertainly, and suddenly came back to his senses, no, I slept early last night, and I didn't look for the fifth girl, so what's the matter?
After looking for a long time, Zhang Zheng couldn't find the reason, since this is the case, then he didn't look for it, just ordered it directly, Zhang Zheng walked directly to a guard who was eating breakfast, and the guard saw Zhang Zheng walking straight towards him, his heart was pimpled, he felt bad, he didn't eat breakfast, and he was about to run.
"Stop!"
The order was out, and the guard stopped in place, looking back at Zhang Zheng with a bitter face and smirking, "Hehehehe, young master, what are your orders?"
"Hehehehe...... Zhang Zheng sneered at him a few times, and then reached out and grabbed his shoulder tightly, "Say! What the hell!"
"No, no, it's really not a ghost!"
"Really?" Zhang Zheng said in a dark voice, "Do I think I will believe it? Don't think I can't see it! Sneaky early in the morning, saying! Something is hidden from me! Not to mention that I asked someone to beat you!"
"Don't, young master," the guard cried and begged to be disturbed, "Young master, I really have nothing to hide from you!"
Zhang Zheng was too lazy to talk nonsense, and threatened, "Say! Don't say that I'm really going to let someone beat you."
"Okay, okay" The guard turned his head to look around, and everyone looked at him gloatingly, and couldn't help but look even more ugly, "Young master, that's the case, we are, we just accidentally knew who the young grandmother was!"
"Wot?" Zhang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and slapped him twice on the head, "What nonsense are you talking about early in the morning, your young master and I haven't married yet, where are you young grandma!"
"No, I'm sorry, young master, I said the wrong thing, it's the future young grandmother. ”
"I think you haven't woken up yet!" Zhang Zheng slapped him twice on the head, "Your sister's future young grandmother, where did you come from...... future" After a while, Zhang Zheng reacted immediately, hooked the guard's neck hard, and asked in an unkind tone, "How do you know?"
"It was you, young master, who said it yourself. ”
"You fart!" Zhang Zheng jumped three feet high, "When did I say this, why didn't I know!" This matter has always been secretly buried in Zhang Zhengcheng's heart, and he has never said it to anyone, except for Xiao Xueqing, she guessed it herself.
"That's the young master, last night we found you lying on the ground talking to yourself, worried that your body was not feeling well, so we ran over to look, and when we arrived, we found that you were asleep and talking in your sleep. So ......"
Hearing this, Zhang Zheng smiled grimly, "So you just stay aside and eavesdrop, right?"
"Hehe" was debunked by Zhang Zheng, and the guard first smiled awkwardly, and then said hard-headed, "Yes...... Yes"
You bastards, how can you do this, you are violating my personal privacy, do you know no, when I think of myself talking in my sleep in the middle of the night, calling my fiancée's name, and even more ruthless, in case I still say a lot of sensual things, and there are a group of big men around me eavesdropping, this scene, Zhang Zheng will fuck up if he thinks about it! I really want to pull out a gun and kill people! It's so embarrassing!
"Less...... Master...... It's none of my business, they all have a share" Seeing Zhang Zheng's face red and white for a while, and finally his whole face turned black, the guard was so frightened that his words were knotted, he only fished twenty kilometers of armed cross-country yesterday, and today there was another incident, according to the young master's urine, it is estimated that it will not be able to finish without one or two hundred kilometers.
All have a share, right, very good, Zhang Zheng looked around at the guys who watched the excitement around him, Lao Tzu is embarrassed, you don't stop it, you are still watching the excitement on the sidelines, it is really unbearable, I have to teach you a lesson today, Zhang Zheng made up his mind, but the source of this matter is on himself, and he has to find an excuse to rectify the person, what excuse should he find, Zhang Zheng's eyes rolled, there is!
"Say, why don't you wake me up!"
"Young master, we originally wanted to wake you up, but, but, it's ......" Speaking of this, the guard secretly looked around, and then approached Zhang Zheng and whispered in his ear, "But Boss Xiong didn't let me, he said, it's idle to be bored at night, just to have some fun, so ...... We'll ......."
So...... So...... So I'm going to smoke now, what is boring at night and idle, what is just having fun, you are bored and won't brag and fart, no matter how bad you are, it's okay to do it, and listen to me collectively What does it mean to talk in my dreams!
Zhang Zhengqi's lungs were about to explode, and he shook off the guard with one hand and shouted loudly, "Big bear!
"Big Bear! Big Bear!"
No one answered three times in a row, and Zhang Zheng looked around and saw that Xiong Ren had long since disappeared.
"What about others?"
"Report to the young master, Boss Xiong said that it was a stomachache, and the tuba went!"
Okay, you're clever at this time, everyone else is urinating, you give me a escape, okay, there's a set, I'm waiting for you here today, there's a kind of you hiding for me for a lifetime!
Ten minutes later
Zhang Zheng asked, "What about people?"
"Report! Not back yet!"
Twenty minutes later
Zhang Zheng asked again, "What about people!"
"Report, didn't come back!"
Half an hour later
......
"Big Bear, come over to me!"
Finally it didn't work, Zhang Zheng threw away the cigarette butt and looked at Xiong Ren, who looked honest and didn't seem to know anything, and said angrily, "Okay, your head is big, and it takes longer than ordinary people to shit, it actually took a whole hour, it's really amazing, it's amazing, did you save the first ten days together, or did you advance the next ten days?"
After Zhang Zheng finished speaking, Xiong Ren bowed his head embarrassedly and said, "Young master, I'm sorry, I've been on fire recently, constipation, constipation!"
"Constipation, right?" Zhang Zheng glanced at Xiong Ren and smiled evilly, "Constipation is not a small problem, you have to treat it as soon as possible, just right, you are lucky, young master, I can't treat other diseases, but I can treat constipation." ”
"No, no, young master, I'm an old problem, it'll be fine in two days, really, there's still no need to bother," the smile on Zhang Zheng's face made Xiong Ren's heart tremble.
"If you want it," Zhang Zheng had a bad smile on his face, "If you are sick, you have to be cured, and besides, my method is very simple, just do a dozen." ”
"Hit ...... Hit a dozen?" Xiong Ren wondered if he had misheard, so he grabbed his head and asked, "Young Master, how do you want to fight?"
"How? Hehe, you'll find out soon. After speaking, Zhang Zheng ordered loudly, "Except for Xiong Ren, all of them have!" and then pointed to Xiong Ren, "Avoid the fatal parts!
Huh? Everyone was stunned.
Zhang Zheng urged: "Why are you stunned? ”
"Young Master, this ...... We can't beat it......," said one of the guards, embarrassed
"I asked you to fight him, not to ask you to fight with him, how can there be a saying that you can't fight, don't worry, he won't fight back, you treat him, maybe he will be grateful to you" After speaking, Zhang Zheng looked at Xiong Ren with a smile on his face and said, "Big Xiong, you said yes?"
"Yes...... Yes...... The young master is right, "Look around, Xiong Ren's cold sweat is dripping down, there are so many people, I can't fight back yet, what can I do, Xiong Ren wants to cry, why do you say that you are sick, now it's okay, it's hard to ride a tiger!"
Stinky boys, your eyes are bright, the matter has come to this, there is no hurry to change your words, Xiong Ren glared at the bull's eye and kept guarding the guards, and said in his mouth, "Come on! I can resist!"
Xingle, the boss spoke, and you yourself agreed, we are moving slowly, and you are still glaring at us dissatisfied, so let's do it, the guards rushed up, and surrounding Xiong Ren is a punch and kick.
"Ping-pong, bang-bang......"
"Lao Tzu can withstand ....... Ahh