Chapter 004: There Are Those Who Are Rushing to Be Servants?
"Why has it been so long?" Luo Xiaohu said to himself while standing at the door of the restaurant, picking his teeth with his little fingernails. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's been a few minutes, and the two people of Tang and Bowl followed the shopkeeper to lead the horse, but they haven't come yet.
As soon as he looked up, Luo Xiaohu saw that the shopkeeper and the two of them were walking towards him with three horses.
"What's ......," Luo Xiaohu asked dissatisfiedly.
Before Luo Xiaohu's words were finished, he saw the soup and the bowl kneeling directly in front of him. The action of soup and bowl not only stunned Luo Xiaohu, but also the second child of the shop.
"Why are you kneeling again" Luo Xiaohu's face really darkened now.
"Ask the noble lord to accept the two of us as servants!"
Luo Xiaohu was stunned by the words of these two people, and said in his heart: Do your beggars well, isn't it good to be free, why do you still want to be a slave for yourself?
You must know that the profession of beggar does not mean poor on the earth, of course, it is far worse than Luo Xiaohu's 100 million, but by giving up face and not wanting this thing, people who go to the city to beg may get more than white-collar workers who sit in the office, in addition to having no face, come and go freely, commute at will, what a good career!
Thinking about it, he asked, "Why don't you want to be a beggar, but a slave to me?"
The soup and bowl were stunned by these words, and neither of them understood why the little young master in front of them said that beggars would be better than slaves, and the two didn't know what was good about beggars who were untouchables, and in Sodarland, the smallest noble slave was also stronger than a commoner, if it was given to a swordsman in the Holy Domain, the magister was a minion that was even more demonic than the little lord.
The so-called three officials in front of the prime minister's door are also applicable to Sodarland. It's a pity that Luo Xiaohu, a person from modern society, can't understand it. In Luo Xiaohu's view, freedom is the most important thing, but in the eyes of soup and bowls, living, no danger or danger, and being well fed and clothed is the first thing.
The reason why these two people dared to make this request to Luo Xiaohu was that they felt that this aristocratic young man was very friendly to the two of them, and secondly, he was also alone, so they moved this idea, if they were replaced by others, the two of them would not dare to do this. For soup and bowl, this is a big fight in life, and if you become it, you will jump out of the untouchable circle, and if you don't become two, there is nothing to lose.
The two of them won't say anything big, and the soup kowtow is like pounding garlic, and the head is about to burst out of blood with this little effort: "Being your slave is naturally much better than being a beggar."
"Ask the noble lord to accept us," the bowl also said while knocking.
Where has Luo Xiaohu ever seen a person who is dedicated to being a slave to himself?
At that time on Earth, Luo Xiaohu looked for a young lady, raised two female students in school as little lovers, went to nightclubs to have fun when he was interested, and saw stewardesses, teachers, and white-collar workers. Don't say it's a slave, sm haven't played it, except in the sub-drama on TV, a slave and a slave, calling it as if it was deducted to the g point, where have you ever seen someone who gives up his face at every turn and begs to be a slave?
No one has ever said that he has to be a slave to Luo Xiaohu on the pole, and now he suddenly jumped out of these two strong requests, it seems that if he doesn't agree, these two people can knock their heads out. Luo Xiaohu is overjoyed here, Luo Xiaohu has never experienced being the master of others, so he is naturally itchy.
"Okay, I think you two are not bad, I agreed!" Luo Xiaohu said with a big package.
In Luo Xiaohu's opinion, there can only be one such situation, that is completely the performance of his tiger body, Wang Bazhi's anger, and someone rushed to be a slave for himself as soon as he came to the other world, which is a good sign, I am really sorry for the thick earth and the air without PM2.5 in the middle.
Tang and Wan didn't have much hope at all for Luo Xiaohu to agree, because this matter was particularly out of tune in the eyes of the people of Sodarland, even if the smallest nobleman wanted to find a minion, just the commoners could break through the threshold when they heard about it, where was it the turn of a pariah like Tang and Wan. If you dare to ask for this with other nobles, eight or nine out of ten people will reward two people with a sword, and come to a big hole that has been worn by you.
Another point is to accept untouchables as slaves, which is also very troublesome for the nobles, because these untouchables are untouchables in the entire continent, and it is also very troublesome for an ordinary nobleman to remove the untouchables.
Even if it is to accept slaves, nobles can accept civilians, refugees and the like, who has nothing to accept a pariah, and only Luo Xiaohu, a rookie who doesn't know anything, will agree so happily, there is no way, where has he been a master in broad daylight, and he was oppressed by those who claimed to be slaves in fact.
After being stunned for a while, Tang Hewan kowtowed: "Thank you, master, but when you arrive in White Tree City, can you change our splash registration to slave status as soon as possible?"
"Okay! When the time comes, you remind me" Luo Xiaohu, this Ma Daha, didn't know anything and opened his mouth to respond, in his opinion, this matter is at most a little money, nothing too difficult.
Isn't there a saying: The sling is a lot of fun, and it is estimated that it is Luo Xiaohu who is talking about it.
Now this thing has always thought that he is also a slave man!
The shopkeeper who was leading the horse saw all this directly in his eyes, and when he saw that the soup and bowl had suddenly become the slave of this aristocratic young man, he immediately knelt down with a puff.
"Noble young master, you can also accept me!"
"Forget it, do your shopkeeper well" Luo Xiaohu was directly startled by the shopkeeper's kneeling, and he jumped cautiously, wondering in his heart: Are people here all sick, so they like to be slaves to others?
Luo Xiaohu didn't have a good impression of the shopkeeper, so naturally he couldn't put it away, after saying this, he took the reins from the shopkeeper's hand, and was about to get on the horse, when his eyes fell on the clothes on the soup and the bowl.
Seeing that the clothes on the two of them were really not the same, and the two of them were still carrying some tatters, they opened their mouths and said, "What are you carrying? If they are worthless, throw them away."
"Back to the master, it's all some shabby clothes" Tang got up from the ground at this time, and said to Luo Xiaohu with a smile, looking at this smile as if he had eaten honey.
Luo Xiaohu looked at Tang's action, how could he be reborn immediately after becoming a slave compared to just now, and now his waist is obviously much straighter than before, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart: Is it so cool and satisfying to be a slave here?
This thought turned around in his mind several times, if it weren't for the fact that he was really not interested in serving people, and the title of slave really didn't match his background as a new socialist youth, just looking at the soup and bowl was like picking up a big gold ingot, Luo Xiaohu might have to find someone to be the master to try the taste of people.
"Throw it all away, find a place for you to get two clothes."
Seeing Luo Xiaohu looking at himself, the shopkeeper was clever, and without waiting for Luo Xiaohu to ask, he said directly: "There is a ready-to-wear store two or three hundred steps ahead, you can go there to have a look"
Luo Xiaohu is a person who looks at money and everything relatively lightly, and he has never been short of money when he was on earth, plus he usually spends money lavishly, and this and a little bit of charlatanism, he is really not a master who can save too much money.
If you say it well, you are bold and generous, and if you don't say it well, you are a loser.
"Let's go, take you to change your clothes, then find a shop, stay for one night tonight, and then set off tomorrow" Luo Xiaohu turned over and got on the horse directly after speaking.
"Master!" Tang leaned over again.
"What's the matter?"
"Then ask the master to change our name, our name is so unpleasant" Tang squeezed out a smile from his face, probably the first time he squeezed, laughing is more ugly than crying.
Luo Xiaohu thought it was right when he heard it, the soup and the bowl were really not any names, and after pondering for a while, he realized that he was not the material for the name, and he didn't think of any good names when he scratched his ears and cheeks, so he had to prevaricate the two of them with the doctrine of taking it: "Or you can call it Laifu, and the bowl will be called Double Happiness, how about it?"
Luo Xiaohu said while thinking in his heart, if he accepts slaves in the future, he will come along, what osmanthus flowers, the dog is left, and he will take it down, if it doesn't work, he will come like this.
The soup and bowl do not understand Chinese, where do they know how bad the names Laifu and Shuangxi are, in their ears, this name is good, and with a little exotic style, they have long been happy and smiling.
"Okay, I'll call Blessing in the future"
"Master, the soup is called Laifu, then I will be double happy in the future," the bowl said as he grinned behind his ears.
Seeing that these two people were happy like this, Luo Xiaohu's heart was a little embarrassed, and he opened his mouth and said: "Hurry up and throw away your broken bags, go to the store in front to get two clothes, and wash and wash them again at night, follow me to have a look!"
"Good master!" When Laifu and Shuangxi heard this, they immediately obediently threw away their original packages, and led the horse to follow behind Luo Xiaohu's horse.
According to the direction pointed by the shopkeeper, a master and two servants with a dog, soon saw a ready-to-wear store, fortunately when Luo Xiaohu came, the green roller was printed in Luo Xiaohu's head, the aristocratic young master did not become an illiterate teenager, and the words 'ready-to-wear store' on the door of the store were still recognized.
"Boss, we need to buy clothes"
I have to say that Laifu and Shuangxi really have the talent to be slaves, no need for Luo Xiaohu to say, as soon as they stood at the door of the ready-to-wear store, they pushed open the hidden store door in front of their own master, and shouted towards the house. It's just that for the first time, the shouting is not so powerful.
"Be louder, why didn't you eat just now! Shout again!" Luo Xiaohu heard Laifu's voice, and his voice was not as good as a cat's meow, and he immediately reprimanded.
"Boss, we need to buy clothes!"
"Louder!"
"Boss, we need to buy clothes!"
"Hey, it's coming!" The owner of the clothing store finally heard it, put his head out of the counter, and saw two beggars standing at the door, and just wanted to scold, he saw Luo Xiaohu, who was tall and noble, walking in with a curtain.
Syllable!
A snap of the fingers!
Luo Xiaohu sat down directly on the stool in the hall: "Give my people two suitable clothes!"
As soon as he saw Luo Xiaohu's dress, especially the leather vest on Luo Xiaohu's body, the shopkeeper immediately collected the momentum just now, and suddenly bent over like a prawn: "This noble young master, who are you?"
While talking, he took his eyes on Blessing and Double Happiness.
Laifu respectfully gestured with his palm to his master and said, "This is our master, young master Sepitero!"
"Oh, it's Master Sepitero, I'll go and help you find clothes," said the shopkeeper, "How did this noble boy dress up two servants as beggars?"
However, the shopkeeper also knows that this aristocratic young master has a lot of strange tricks, so don't have much trouble on his side, first serve the unqualified master, don't look for trouble.
After a while, the shopkeeper asked the man to bring more than a dozen pieces of clothing.
"Why are they all old, do you think I can't afford to pay?" Luo Xiaohu saw that the shopkeeper brought up all the old clothes, and his face suddenly darkened and he wanted to go crazy.
When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately said: "This young master, you have misunderstood, where do we have new clothes here, the people who walk this road are either hawkers or civilians, and few of them can afford to buy new clothes......."
Luo Xiaohu listened to the shopkeeper's explanation while looking at Laifu.
Rifle nodded: "Master, it is indeed what he said."
"That's okay, you pick one to wear first, and then everyone comes to change and wash, and when we get to White Tree City, we will find someone to make a new one," Luo Xiaohu said.
In this way, Laifu and Shuangxi picked two bodies, Luo Xiaohu took out a gold coin from the money bag on his waist and asked the boss, "Is this enough?"
"One silver coin will make you, or so much," said the shopkeeper with a whimsical face as he spoke.
"Oh!" Luo Xiaohu put away the gold coin when he heard this, took out a silver coin from his pocket and threw it over.