Chapter 5: Nonsense

"What are you doing here, Cui Da Niu, what are you doing when you don't practice in the Martial Arts Academy, what are you doing in the Preparatory Academy?" As she spoke, a woman stepped on a crystal clear flying sword and descended from the sky, looking down at everyone. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

This woman is extremely beautiful, with a long body, magnificent breasts, and a long blue dress wrapped around her graceful body, which naturally exudes a sense of style. The top of his head is meticulous with a cloud bun, and he speaks with a majesty.

She is a teacher in the preparatory institute of the college, Yu Daisi, that is, Yu Jiaoxi in He Luobai's mouth.

"Yu Jiao Xi is good!" Everyone below hurriedly knelt down.

"Yu Jiao Xi is good!" Although Cui Daniu's hand was very painful, when he heard this voice, he hurriedly got up and knelt down.

Teaching is not only an identity, but also represents the strength that has crossed the Qi Refining Body Realm and stepped into the second major step of cultivation, the innate foundation building realm, and they can control the magic weapon to fly between heaven and earth at will.

The flying heaven and earth that mortals in the world say, and the flying heaven and earth that can be seen, probably refers to the monks who built the foundation realm by nature.

Cui Daniu was thinking about how to answer Yu Daisi in order to exempt himself from punishment, after all, the preparatory academy forbade formal students to approach, not to mention running to fight with mortals.

But he hadn't figured out a way yet, but he suddenly heard Lu Xiaobao's nonsense.

"Teach and learn, please make decisions for us! You see this Cui Da Niu surrounded so many of us early in the morning and beat him violently, you see my hands are swollen and my face is crooked......

Hearing this, Cui Daniu's already swollen hands trembled subconsciously, and then he looked at Lu Xiaobao in disbelief, he wanted to see how Lu Xiaobao explained his nonsense......

Sure enough, Lu Xiaobao did not disappoint him.

I saw Lu Xiaobao raise his hand and pretend to wipe his tears, and at the same time touched one side of his face indiscriminately, and then the fat on the half of his face immediately solidified, becoming square and angular, while the other side remained the same, oval, like swollen, such a comparison, isn't this a crooked face......

Cui Da Niu was dumbfounded.

Then Lu Xiaobao raised his red fist, which was red and swollen due to desperately compressing the pith, and dangled it in front of Yu Daisi's eyes, crying with a crying face......

Cui Daniu subconsciously looked at his red and swollen fist, and suddenly had the urge to faint, but the reality didn't make him faint so quickly, when he saw Lu Xiaobao winking at Gu Mengxin, he also looked at Gu Mengxin.

"Good teaching, I'm new here, I just arrived today, and before I stepped into the courtyard gate, I met this local tyrant who bullies men and women, bullies, bastards, hooligans, bastards, bastards, shameless people, well-dressed beasts, and beasts are not as good as ...... He...... He...... He ......"

Gu Mengxin searched his stomach and used all the scolding words he knew, and then three "he" in a row, and then he didn't say what happened to him, and then he lowered his head and sobbed, crying so sadly, the little face, the pear blossom with rain, the voice, the cute and pitiful, the little fairy body, weak and boneless......

For the previous words, Cui Daniu had heard them countless times, and he was already completely immune, but he hadn't heard them all at once, and he couldn't help but want to continue talking about them at this moment......

Then he was very curious about what Gu Mengxin was going to say about him, although based on his past experience, he knew that there would definitely be no good words in the future, but he still wanted to know......

Then Gu Mengxin really didn't disappoint him.

He ...... He...... He...... Came to tear my skirt...... Hmmm...... "Gu Mengxin cried while pulling the corners of the skirt that had just been torn during the jump and fight to the front, and at this moment the skirt really seemed to have been torn apart, one by one, and the white and tender calves loomed among them......

Cui Da Niu trembled violently, as if he had climaxed, and the whites of his eyes were about to faint, but at this time he was kneeling, his center of gravity was in front, and he fell forward, and suddenly the injured arm hit the ground first, and the pain made the whites of his eyes immediately turn back.

At the moment, he is out of breath and intake in little air, staring at the brother and sister!

Although they have been taught the methods of the two brothers and sisters for many years, today, it is really the saddest, these two brothers and sisters can really talk nonsense outrageously!

"Is this really the case?" Yu Daisi frowned slightly, and her eyes became colder and colder.

"No, no! Absolutely not, Gu Mengxin's skirt was torn by herself while running!" Cui Daniu hurriedly denied it, if this matter is confirmed, she will shed her skin if she doesn't die.

"It's him, he's pulling my skirt...... Not...... Hmm...... "The more Gu Mengxin cried, the more sad he became, the weak and trembling body bones, how to look at how to give people love and pity, Cui Daniu really wanted to faint when he saw it.

"Tell me what's going on!" Yu Daisi asked the others.

Seven or eight people who were surrounded together before and trembled with fear immediately shouted and took the opportunity to retaliate.

"That's right, that's right, it's more than a dozen of them, indiscriminately surrounding us, and robbing our spirit stones......"

"That Cui Da Niu is already a monk, but he even bullies us mortals, it's really unconscionable......"

"Yes, yes, he also bullied this new beautiful elementary school girl, shook the elementary school girl back several feet with one punch, and tore her skirt ......"

As everyone gossiped, Cui Da Niu was really angry, and he wanted to hit the wall, how could these people talk nonsense like this! Moreover, several of them were his subordinates, and they all saw that the situation was not good at this moment, and betrayed him without hesitation!

Poor that he still can't lift his arms...... Who's bullying whom?

"Yu Jiaoxi, I'...... I...... No......" Cui Daniu tried hard to raise his hands and wanted to say that he was wronged, I was the one who was bullied, but before he could speak, he was glared back by Yu Jiaoxi.

"You're already a monk, and you still came to the Reserve House to bully mortals?" Yu Daisi glanced at him coldly.

"Ah......" Cui Daniu trembled his arms and opened his mouth, wanting to say but couldn't say it, yes, the fact is that I am here to bully mortals, can I say that I am a monk who has been bullied by mortals?

"Cough!" Seeing Cui Daniu's embarrassed appearance, Lu Xiaobao coughed dryly, trying to maintain his identity as a victim, Gu Mengxin also forced a smile and kept Chu Chu pitiful.

". Go to the precept room and receive the punishment. You awakened your talent so late, and your talent is poor, don't waste time on meaningless things!" Yu Daisi glanced at Cui Daniu lightly.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Cui Daniu hurriedly kowtowed, then got up and ran away, he never wanted to see Lu Xiaobao's brother and sister again, it was better to see ghosts than to see them!

Seeing Cui Daniu walking away, Lu Xiaobao and Gu Mengxin couldn't control it anymore and laughed insolently.

Hearing Gu Mengxin's laughter, Cui Da Niu staggered, because of this kind of laughter, he has been listening to it for ten years, he is too familiar with the rhythm and dynamics, he can even judge how hard he was played by the sound wave of this laughter.

And today's laughter, the pitch is so high!

......

"You're all scattered!"

Next to the courtyard gate, Yu Daisi waved his hand to the people below, and then fell to the ground, seeing Lu Xiaobao and Gu Mengxin still laughing happily, he suddenly glared.

"Teacher Yu is so ......" Lu Xiaobao hurriedly stopped laughing, and respectfully handed over the long sword behind his back, and Gu Mengxin also stood aside with a good girl.

"Two little ghosts!" Yu Daisi put away his long sword, rolled his eyes helplessly, and reached out to rub it on Gu Mengxin's white face.

"A month later, the academy will hold a heavenly sacrifice meeting, you two should prepare well, this is the last chance for the two of you to awaken your talents, take advantage of it!"

After speaking, Yu Daisi turned into a long rainbow and disappeared into the mountains.

"Ah, flying away...... I'm so envious!" Lu Xiaobao and his siblings looked enviously at the place where Changhong disappeared.

Not far away, Cui Daniu hid in the grass, looking at Changhong in a daze with envy, but his eyes were more depressed. Thinking of Yu Daisi's action of pinching Gu Mengxin's little face just now, he suddenly found that he had been practicing hard for a year, and he thought that he was well prepared for a shameful journey, as if he had fallen into the shameless trap of Lu Xiaobao's brothers and sisters at every step.

"What a fucking unlucky...... Cui Daniu scolded and walked back, but a man with a kind face suddenly appeared in front of him, and when he saw it clearly, he secretly exclaimed, "God! Don't be so unlucky! Don't let people live! Could it be that this was also arranged by Lu Xiaobao?"

The person in front of him was the dean of the Martial Arts Academy, Feng Qian.

However, what made Cui Daniu secretly unlucky was his nickname, Feng Qiandao!

Everyone in the Martial Arts Academy knows that you must not provoke the deans of the academy, because the deans of the academy have 10 million knives for 10 million!

"See...... I've seen Dean Feng!" Cui Daniu tried to calm down, guessing that Dean Feng had taken a fancy to him.

"What did Yu Jiaoxi do and say when he came here just now, you came here in 1510, and if you said it well, I will reward you with a high-level exercise!" Feng Qian shook a jade slip in his hand.

"Whew, it's so dangerous, it doesn't seem like I'm taking a fancy to anything!" Cui Daniu secretly exclaimed again, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief.

There is another thing that everyone in the Martial Arts Academy knows, that is, Feng Wan has been pursuing Yu Daisi, and he has been chasing him for a full twenty years, and he has never even touched his hand.

Cui Daniu recalled Yu Daisi's unique style, and then looked at the masked Feng Qian in front of him, and suddenly felt a sense of schadenfreude, but he didn't dare to hide it, nor did he dare to brag, and honestly told Yu Daisi what happened after he appeared.

"Okay, as long as you follow those two mortals and find out who gave Yu Jiaoxi's sword, the high-level exercises are yours!" Feng Wan shook a jade slip in his hand again.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Cui Daniu nodded like pounding garlic, and then raised his head, where was Feng Wan's shadow.

After waiting for a long time, he was relieved until he confirmed that Feng Qian had indeed left, but he was slandered in his heart.

"Suffer a thousand cuts! But it's really like his name, don't you say that you will give the exercises if you say it well, how can it become that you will give it after finding out the secret? Or go back and hide first, it's not suitable to go out recently......