Chapter 113, Mobao
readx;? Fan Xiao was taken aback, and thought: "How does this grandma know so clearly? Could it be that she is also a martial arts master?" Reaching out to touch the tanka, the tanka was gone, and then he felt that his talisman and gloves were gone, and when he saw that his grandmother said that he was carrying martial arts, and he could also see that all poisons were inviolable, he couldn't help but leave a heart and said: "I am from the Guigu Gate, and I have practiced some martial arts with the master." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Fan Xiaojian thought to himself that I had to report the Guigu Gate out, so that this grandma would also be jealous.
Grandma nodded and said, "Grandma heard that the Guigu Gate never accepts apprentices, and if Fan Gongzi can enter the Guigu Gate, it seems that he must be extraordinary, how do you practice this hundred poisons?"
Fan Xiao said as usual: "I took a pill given by the master, and it became like this, I don't know what happened." ”
The grandmother thought for a moment and said, "Have you ever seen a bug?"
Fan Xiao was shocked and said, "Grandma also knows about insects?"
A smile appeared at the corner of Grandma's mouth: "I know, it's better for Fan Gongzi to tell the truth." ”
Fan Xiao saw that he couldn't say everything, so he said: "I also heard Master say that the 'weird' worm, but I haven't seen it either." ”
Grandma smiled slightly and said: "Childe's words are not true, it turned out that he ate the 'weird' insect pill, it seems that in this world, there is really this bug, I want to come to Childe's talisman clothes, which are also made of this insect skin, and those gloves are woven by insect silk." After speaking, his brows furrowed slightly, and he showed a slight look of envy.
Fan Xiaojian said that the insect skin and insect silk gloves are nothing, there are still materials at home, and there is no shortage of tailors, but the tanka belongs to Brother Qin, and it must not be lost, and said: "I have a knife, I don't know if grandma has seen it?" ”
Grandma said, "Qiankun set?"
Fan Xiaojian nodded and said, "It's that glove." "The heart said that this name was given by the daughter-in-law, and now the sister-in-law is afraid that she is worried about me.
Grandma nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, your gloves are invulnerable, but you can save the day." ”
Fan Xiaojian said: "Grandma likes it, the treasure clothes and the Qiankun set are all given to grandma." ”
Grandma laughed and said, "Ao, Childe is so generous, it's really good, your knife, grandma has seen it, and has already helped you put it away." ”
Fan Xiaojian said: "Now that I have woken up, please give me back the knife, this knife is an ancestral heirloom, you can't give it away, if grandma needs gold and silver treasures, it's easy to say, grandma said the number, Xiaojian will do it, and double it for you." "The heart says that I am not short of silver, and I will satisfy you.
Grandma said calmly: "This is not in a hurry, I will pay you back when you leave." ”
Fan Xiaojian said, "I don't know when you want me to leave?"
Grandma said plainly: "Two years, then you can leave." ”
Fan Xiaojian was taken aback, thinking that he was beaten into the water by Yang Liuzhi, I don't know what happened to my sister-in-law, Yang Liuzhi said that there was a monk, even more powerful than her, can I beat this Fudo Ming King, if the Fudo Ming King is in danger, then the sister-in-law is also in danger, now I don't know the news over there at all, how can I accompany her for two years, thinking of this, Fan Xiaojian asked: "Two years?"
Grandma said, "Two years." ”
Fan Xiaojian was embarrassed and said: "I have an important matter, I can't delay, if it's two months, I will listen to my grandmother's orders, but two years, this time is too long." ”
Grandma smiled and said, "It's already your blessing that people who come here can go out in two years, so you don't have to think about it." ”
Fan Xiaojian faintly felt that something was wrong, and his mind turned into a reserved smile and said, "Grandma, does you have a grievance to sue? Then he sacrificed this heavy talisman again, and said in his heart that if you don't give face to the Guigu Gate, it seems that you are not a person in the rivers and lakes, and the face of the emperor Lao'er should always be valuable.
Grandma was stunned for a moment, then smiled, with a respectful look on her face: "I can't see that the son is still a civil and military all-rounder, come here!"
Before Fan Xiaojian could understand it, a few ugly girls brought the case to his eyes, covered it with rice paper, pressed the inkstone, polished the inkstone, and stuffed a brush used by Wenquxing into his hand.
Grandma sat down and approached, smiled and said: "People in the mountains and wilderness, never thought to be able to see the angel's demeanor, since the angel came, leave some ink treasure, university scholar, please!"
Fan Xiaojian blushed when he saw the old man, and defended: "I'm not an angel, I don't have wings, and I can't roast and eat." ”
Grandma looked at him, smiled and said, "Why should you be too humble, please." ”
Fan Xiaojian stiffened, dipped in ink, and then was speechless for a long time at the snow-white piece of rice paper, at this time his brain was three points whiter than rice paper, with a wolf in his hand, his fingertips trembled slightly, and a drop of ink fell onto the rice paper, and rushed away at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The crowd is not sure.
"Bang!" a large drop of sweat hit the rice paper, falling right in the center of the ink dot, forming a shallow round spot in the middle.
Grandma gasped and said, "Is this an inscription, or is it a painting?" Could it be that a scholar is a calligraphy and painting? This is better, is this technique splashing ink or punching ink? But the son can aim so accurately, it must be a martial arts master, the scholar is an all-round talent in literature and martial arts, and he is the first to use ink brushwork, and he has the style of a great master. ”
Fan Xiaojian wiped a handful of sweat and said: "You don't need to say it, to be honest, although I don't know calligraphy and painting, but my personal little maid is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but it's a pity that I didn't bring her when I fell into the water, or I should go back to her?"
Grandma asked casually, "What piano?"
Fan Xiaojian replied casually: "Piano." ”
Grandma looked at Fan Xiaojian, her eyes were complicated, Fan Xiaojian said in her heart that it was not right, there is no piano now, but the words have been spoken, and they can't be taken back.
Grandma sneered: "It seems that the little maid of the university scholar is also a martial arts master, and her skills are not worse than that of the generation of Qin Demon Dugu Qianhong, but why are these things done by the little maid, and what are the university scholars usually busy with?"
This is a vicious question, Fan Xiaojian remembered that Liu Ziyao had asked like this.
But this grandma's temper is obviously not better than Liu Ziyao, so he looked at him left and right, and said: "Grandma's life-saving grace, Xiao Jian must want to repay it, if grandma explains something, Xiao Jian can also go back to find someone to help grandma, if grandma needs gold and silver treasures, then it's better to say, we don't have anything else, this is going to be moldy, I have ten treasure troves, do you believe it or not?"
Grandma nodded and said, "Letter, it seems that the son is not only knowledgeable, but also has a lot of silver, which is really enviable." ”
Fan Xiaojian looked at the tone of his grandmother's speech, knew that his grandmother didn't believe it, and said in his heart that this knowledge was exposed, and even the money was suspected, and the best deck of cards in his hand couldn't be played, why was he so unlucky, he knew that it was time to practice calligraphy, but if he wanted to practice to the level of a scholar, he should leave his hands to do the right thing.
Grandma looked at Fan Xiaojian in a daze, and asked, "Does Childe have anything else to say?"
Fan Xiaojian said with a bitter face: "I have a lot of people under me, really, tens of thousands of people, I go back and find more people to help grandma do things, okay? Grandma, don't you believe it either?"
Grandma said, "I believe it." ”
Fan Xiaojian said: "You lied to me, if you really believe it, let me go back to find someone, okay?"
Grandma shook her head and said, "I can't go back." ”
Fan Xiaojian was a little excited, and asked, "Why, isn't it good to have more people to help grandma do things?"
Grandma's face was as usual, and she said, "This matter is something that no one else can do." ”
Fan Xiaojian said, "Why can't others do it?" I thought to myself, do you want me to help catch insects? If that's the case, then I will agree to the life-saving grace.
Grandma said: "Others don't have the magic of a son who is invincible." ”
Fan Xiao was speechless when he saw it.
Grandma smiled slightly and said, "In the past two years, you have been Grandma's slave, and Grandma has given you a name, called Du Thirty-Six." ”
Fan Xiaojian said: "I'll still use my own name, although it doesn't sound good, but what is the slave that grandma said?"
Grandma said, "Du Thirty-six, you don't know what a slave is?"
Fan Xiaojian said: "I don't know what a slave is, is it still a slave society? You have been left far behind by this era, do you know? You are very pitiful, why are you looking at me like this? Okay, I am even more pitiful, I have become your slave, what is a slave?"
Grandma smiled and said, "You don't know what a slave is?"
Fan Xiaojian shook his head: "I don't know." ”
Grandma smiled slightly and said, "Then grandma will tell you what a slave is." ”
Grandma said, "Du Fifteen, come here!" began to look at the girl who woke up Fan Xiaojian came over, and grandma said, "Du Fifteen, now I want to kill you, don't move." ”
Du fifteen's tears flowed out at once, his body trembled slightly, and said, "The slave doesn't dare to move." ”
Grandma said, "Okay." A palm struck Du Fifteen, Du Fifteen screamed, fell to the ground, his body emitted green smoke, painfully twisted violently, his mouth let out a terrible scream, and finally turned into a pile of black objects that were distorted and not human-shaped.
Fan Xiaojian was horrified, and then covered his ears, and finally was shocked, angry and afraid, and said, "Isn't it too cruel for you to careless of human life like this?"
Grandma said, "She's not human. ”
Fan Xiaojian said, "Why is she not human?"
Grandma said, "I'll let the other slaves tell you, tell me if this Du Fifteen is human." ”
Those girls all said: "Tell grandma, Du 15 is not a person." ”
Fan Xiaojian said strangely: "What is not a person?"
They said, "It's a slave." ”
Fan Xiaojian said: "You are not human?"
The maidens said, "We are not human beings, we are slaves of my grandmother." ”
Grandma said again: "Do you know what Du Fifteen did wrong?"
Those ugly girls all bowed their heads and meditated, and an ugly girl came out and said: "Du 15 should not cry before he dies, he has failed his grandmother's teachings." ”
Grandma said, "Yes, I want you to die now, come here." ”
The ugly girl stepped forward, and the grandmother raised her palms and said, "Du Twenty-three, I'm going to beat you to death." ”
Nadu Twenty-three said, "Please grandma do it." ”
Grandma slapped Du Twenty-three on the body, Fan Xiaojian couldn't help but close his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw that Du Twenty-three was safe and sound.
Grandma laughed and said, "Yes, Du Twenty-three, you are a good slave, go back." ”
Na Du Twenty-three said: "Du Twenty-three, thank you for your compliment." After saying that, he turned around and went back, and Fan Xiaojian was speechless for a while.
Grandma said, "Do you know what a slave is now?"
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