Chapter 26 Storefront 2
"Hey, Garth, come in, come in and sit down!"
At this time, Lu Yan was cooking vegetables on the stove, and the fragrance of meat and vegetables filled the entire store.
The whole store is not large, about 60 square meters, including a kitchen and a small warehouse.
5 meters from the door, there is a counter and shelves, on which are some scrolls and potions, but the most conspicuous are a few large glass jars!
It reads: Thirteen spices, five-spice powder, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, curry! Alchemy spices! Okay! This Lu Yan is a self-prank! It's not the same thing at all, it's just that he didn't bother to think of the name, so he casually pasted it!
There are some alchemy gadgets on the counter, such as a strange short staff in the more eye-catching place!
If modern people see it, they won't think it's a short cane, but call it a pistol!
"Hey, I'm here just because I smell it!
"By the way, Iwa, did you cast some kind of magic on me, why do you feel so stinky every time I eat something else after eating at your place?" said Garth, expertly attacking the food on the plate with his chopsticks.
"Also, these two sticks, oh! I've been practicing with them for a long time! I haven't been so diligent in my new fighting skills before!"
"You're not for it, you're for the food, okay!" Lu Yan walked out of the kitchen with two dishes.
"That's also because you have too many rules!"
Oh my God! I've been eating with my hands and a knife and at most a fork for so many years!"
But you're telling me it's unsanitary, I really can't figure out what's unsanitary!" asked Garth as he sandwiched his food!
"Hey, man, you use this knife every time you kill, you use this knife when you eat, and you even use it to dissect monsters!"
"Have you ever thought that every time you poke a monster in the stomach, it will be covered with! When you put food in your mouth with it? Don't you feel disgusting?"
"Well, I'm a little sick now, but we can prepare two knives!" said Garth, putting the food in his mouth.
Lu Yan put down the two pots of vegetables and said: "The knife is one of the symbols of force, do we want to use it to show our strength against the food that can't move?"
"Even the beasts know that the time to enjoy food is the most relaxing time! because the beasts know the food and will not resist!"
"Do you want to follow the example of the aristocracy, to bully those who will not resist, to show your strength?"
"The use of chopsticks is a symbol of civilization! Because it is hygienic, I think using it is nobler than you fools who can only use knives and forks!"
Garth brought a stool and sat down, and said, "I only feel troublesome to use it, and I don't feel noble! If I don't use a knife, I can grab it with my hands! It's the same as the symbol of civilization you said! Hehe!"
"When you grabbed food with your hands, did you remember when you wiped your butt with your hands?"
"Oh! I'm sick to you! You have to compensate me! You're going to pay for what you said today!"
"So my request is, to remove the smelly spices from the food!"
"Ran out of spices last time?"
Garth spread his hands and said, "You know, I'm the strongest in the team, but I'm not invincible!"
"Those bastards beat me up, and stole my spices!"
"Oh my God! How could a strong man like me be a sissy? It's all the chopsticks' fault!"
"I said, why do you have such a big grudge against chopsticks?"
"Let's put it this way, you swordsmen use swords, and we mages use wooden clubs!
"Oh! I've convinced you of your crookedness! A mage is nobler than a swordsman!
"It's troublesome to practice chopsticks, but being able to eat such good food is worth the reward for practicing it!"
Lu Yan invited Garth to dinner not long ago, this kid didn't even wash his hands after going to the toilet, he grabbed the food on the table and ate it, Lu Yan was almost disgusted!
That kid still has a little poop on his sleeves! How can he eat it?!
Lu Yan sighed and didn't know what to say!
At the beginning of the contact, Garth felt to Lu Yan that he was a very serious person!
After a day and a half of hurrying, after more than a dozen meals, my nature slipped out and teased one!
People are serious and can do things! Attributes are exposed when they are free! Have you ever seen a captain who is only a little majestic when he does things, and usually tramples on his own teammates?
It's not that everyone believes it when they see it with their own eyes!
When He Gaslai first arrived in Gada City, Lu Yan could be said to have no confidence!
Why? Lu Yan knows his own business, he is just a half-squib. I can't even pop up a spell in half a day!
Fortunately, Garth took Lu Yan to attend a banquet of the city lord and visited several powerful figures!
In the introduction, he is an apprentice of a guardian mage, who is taken care of by the Hadaman family and lives here temporarily!
Isn't it time to stay temporarily?
Of course, Haddaman's face must be given, and the face of the guardian mage must be given even more!
Take care, definitely take care, must take care of!
As long as you don't come here to share resources and grab benefits, it's easy to say anything.
The store is open! But people also need to know what kind of goods you have?
It's okay, let's get some dark!
A dozen thieves, after continuous evaporation of the world, the temptation is suspended!
Lu Yan had a little time to breathe, and he was temporarily stable!
And Lu Yan worked hard to alchemy in the next half a month, in addition to practicing a few flying swords, he also refined a lot of gadgets!
"Here, Miss sent it to you, honestly, what kind of thing? Love letters are impossible! Such a big lump, how many times have you sent it?"
Looking at the curious tease that even the birds looked up, Lu Yan rolled his eyes and said, "Magic supplies, didn't I tell you?"
"I see you're panicking too, go find a few maternal creatures to ride, don't always ride your pegasus!
"How is that possible! We are both male, but we just have a good relationship! I want a woman, but it's not simple? I'll tell you! The female knight in the team looked at me, and she wanted to eat me!"
"She's trying to eat you! Find a stick, pass through your mouth, skewer your ass, and roast it in the fire! I wish you weren't dead at that time!" said Lu Yan, who poured spices into several large bottles, and then took out a dozen small bottles, and said:
"Take it yourself, divide a few more bottles, don't let people grab it again!"
Garth took the bottle and said, "What do you mean by people robbing it? That's called sharing, sharing understands!"
"The last time I joined the female knight, I shared a pair of my used panties for her!
Alas, such creatures were not even killed, and I am really sorry for the food!
"Yes, share! After beating you up, I will share your things! What kind of good feelings do you have to make it! I don't bother to talk about you!" Lu Yan asked after finishing speaking.
"By the way, is the thing I asked you to buy in stock?"
"Yes! Here you go! This thing is really not good! It is forbidden in many places! What do you want this thing for? You don't want to make an alchemy bomb! Let me tell you, there is a mage in my team who wants to make a gold bomb! When I was careless, not only did my clothes burn out, but I also burned out of shape! I don't know if I can use it!"
"Fuck off, I don't have time to do that thing!" Lu Yan rolled his eyes and said after hearing this!