"Damn, so many!"

"Master, no, we destroyed an alien warplane, angered them, and became their target. ”

"Nanny, quickly push the baby chair and run with the master. ”

", is the nanny your name too?

"Aliens are going to destroy humanity......"

"Star Wars 9 is on, ......"

"Buzz ......"

At this moment, Xu Zhimo's eyes lying in the baby rocking chair surrounded him again, and a huge space-time teleportation in the sky rotated, the earth was ruined, gunsmoke was everywhere, alien fighters were raging in the air, and the scene in front of him, the earth world where he was located, had become a Star Wars battlefield.

"If you dare to invade my home planet, you will never return!"

Xu Zhimo sneered first, and his expression was shocked again, experience is coming, a lot of experience is coming, he wants to stand up from this 'Tianba Dynamic Tyrant Tua', what he needs is experience.

"Hahaha, good to come. ”

Seeing that the swarming alien fighters were approaching, Xu Zhimo suddenly laughed again, and although his body couldn't move, it suddenly burst into flames.

"Damn!"

Under the flames that exploded, the nanny and the doglegs were so shocked that they all sat on their buttocks and sat on the ground.

"Aliens, I'm going to war with you!"

Xu Zhimo's eyes were like torches, staring at the swarming alien fighters, with a frantic expression, ready to attack.

"Buzz ......"

At least hundreds of alien warships came into the air, and the nose of the aircraft condensed a cloud of purple light, about to launch a series of laser cannons, whose destructive power can destroy a land.

"Look at me using the most primitive means of attack to destroy you high-tech products, Lao Tzu spit you to death with saliva. ”

Just when the dense alien fighters were more than 100 meters away from Xu Zhimo, they were already within the best range, and Xu Zhimo roared: "Give me death." ”

"Bah, Bah, Bah......"

said that he would spit on spit, Xu Zhimo opened his mouth like a loquat, and a lump of saliva shot out wildly.

I spit out at least a hundred mouthfuls in an instant, and for a while, saliva flew wildly and shot all over the sky.

Clusters of vicious-looking and heavy-tasting liquids flew in the air, and this scene was messy and unsightly.

"I'll ......"

"I'll ......"

"I'm going to ......"

Seeing this scene, the nanny and the doglegs who were knocked to the ground were stunned.

Nima, spit so much!

This is too good to shoot!

Is that okay too?

This is about the destruction of the earth, about the survival of mankind, such a fighter against aliens, is it too child's play?

Grass, worthy of sitting in a baby rocking chair with a childlike heart!

Xu Zhimo also wanted to stand up and, oh, stand up and fight, but he was a vegetative person who couldn't move his whole body, what could he do!

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

......

At the same time, under the saliva, those approaching alien fighters continued to explode and destroy in the air, like fireworks exploding, bursting into dazzling flames and black smoke.

"Hint, you gain 10,000 reputation points. ”

"Hint, you gain 10,000 reputation points. ”

......

Hearing the prompt sound of experience, looking at the spectacular scene in front of him, and feeling that his metamorphosis was powerful, Xu Zhimo's heart was full of blood and passion, and he sat in the 'Tianba Dongba Tua', and vomited unscrupulously.

"You Margobi, I'll vomit you to death. ”

"Bah, Bah, Bah......"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

......

"Hint, you gain 10,000 reputation points. ”

"Hint, you gain 10,000 reputation points. ”

......

Under the saliva, the alien fighter plane continued to explode and fall, Xu Zhimo's experience continued to soar, and he was so excited that he was so furious that he was mad.

In the continuous sound of explosions, hundreds of alien fighters were all destroyed.

"I'm going to ...... it"

"I'm going to ...... it"

The wide-eyed nannies and doglegs, moaning inwardly, trembling expressions, knelt deeply.

Watching the alien fighters smoke, fall, and explode in the air in front of them like bullets, the nannies and doglegs opened their mouths and were speechless in shock.

Spit can shoot and bomb fighter jets, oh my God, let people see where to put it!

Just spit out and blow up one, and even spit out and blow up an alien fighter group in one go, oh my God, how to place people's worldview!

What is a mouth cannon, this is the real mouth cannon.

"What a fuss, I really haven't seen the world. ”

Xu Zhimo looked at the stupid nanny and the doglegs, the usual thing was to glance at them first, and then said with a smile: "When I am a nanny and a doglegs, the first point is to have a good psychological quality, otherwise sooner or later I will be frightened by my actions and become insane." ”

"Huh. ”

Glancing at the wreckage of the alien fighter in front of him, Xu Zhimo sneered again: "The alien fighter is nothing more than that, just this is forcing virtue, and it also wants to invade the earth? garbage, a bunch of garbage." ”

You must know that what Xu Zhimo spit out is not ordinary saliva, this is the emperor's spit!

Xu Zhimo, who bears the body of the emperor, his double veins are the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, and the saliva he spits out is equivalent to the torrent in the Yellow River and the torrent in the Yangtze River.

Xu Zhimo's spitting out of his saliva is no less powerful than the most advanced surface-to-air missile in the United States!

"Buzz ......"

"Buzz ......"

A large group of fighters was annihilated, and the aliens sensed the presence of a strong enemy, and soon, all the alien fighters raging in the city turned around and flew in the direction where Xu Zhimo was.

Suddenly, in front of me, in all directions, there were dense black dots, turning into rays of light, and they were flying quickly.

Xu Zhimo made a visual inspection, at least ......

Damn, the count is not good, anyway, there are amazingly many, like sparrows on the autumn harvest day, all over the field.

"Good, good to come. ”

"A lot of experience, cool, cool death. ”

As soon as he appeared, he became the key firepower object of the aliens, and what he wanted was such an effect, Xu Zhimo's heart was greatly inspired.

"Say!"

But Xu Zhimo, who was excited, swallowed his throat, and suddenly, his face showed a depressed look again, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his face trembled.

It's not that he's scared, it's that he doesn't have enough saliva!

I've just vomited hundreds of times, and now my mouth is dry and my throat is hot, which is not comfortable!

The limbs can't move, in the face of these alien fighters, if he shoots them with his laser eyes, it is still a little difficult to shoot them out directly, after all, Xu Zhimo's cultivation has not yet broken through the super god realm, so he can only spit with saliva, embarrassing!

"Master, shoot them. ”

"Shoot them. ”

"Shoot, shoot......"

It's not that I don't know that my throat hurts, but the nanny and the doglegs are very excited, and they scream one by one.

“......”

Xu Zhimo sweated wildly in his heart, Damn, why does it sound so obscene? His heart moved, and he hurriedly shouted: "Nanny, find me a bottle of water." ”

"Looking for water?"

Xu Shiyu was stunned for a moment and scratched his head: "Master, what are you looking for water?"

"Damn!"

This IQ really made Xu Zhimo anxious, and without explanation, he directly scolded with his head and face: "Lao Tzu has a dry mouth and is thirsty, of course he is looking for water to drink, to moisten his throat, if he doesn't drink water, where does Lao Tzu get so much saliva to spit out." ”

“......”

The nanny dogs also sweated wildly in their hearts and almost knelt down.

Xu Zhimo spit, it turned out that he also wanted to drink water, they still thought that this incomparable perverted god had an inexhaustible amount of saliva.

"Okay, I'll go. ”

Being scolded by his own master, that is also the supreme glory, Xu Shiyu didn't care at all, shouted excitedly, and ran to the Internet café with his legs.

"Boom, boom, boom......"

However, at this moment, countless alien fighters have arrived, emitting dense purple laser waves, shooting from all directions.

"It's not so easy to get close to me. ”

Xu Zhimo sneered, his eyes lit up, and his body lying in the 'Tianba Dongba Tua' shook, and a cloud of glazed flames was suddenly released from his body, first a fist was bigger, and it expanded rapidly, instantly turning into a circle of light with a diameter of 100 meters, covering him and the entire Internet café around him.

"Boom, boom, boom......"

The dense laser waves shone on the glazed flame light shield, and the aperture appeared like flames fluctuating in bursts, and ripples like water ripples, dissolving all those powers.

Glazed Cangyan: The essence of the fire of the heavens and the earth, the strange fire in the six divine fires, the solid protector, can greatly increase the defense ability, and when cultivated to the super god realm, it can be condensed into a huge protective fire shield.

"This is the legendary Guardian Divine Light. ”

"Really, exactly like on TV. ”

"It's amazing. ”

"It's a good cow. ”

"I really want to touch it......"

Seeing this scene, a group of low-level dog-legged people who had never seen the world screamed excitedly again.

“......”

Xu Zhimo sweated again in his heart, this group of goods was his dog's legs, and he felt ashamed.

"Master, I'm coming. ”

At this time, Xu Shiyu was holding a bottle of drink in his hand, and with excitement on his face, he ran back again.

"Water, give me water. ”

Xu Zhimo's heart perked, and he hurriedly changed his words: "Bullet, quickly give me a bullet." ”

"Master, I didn't find mineral water, I found a bottle of milk. ”

Xu Shiyu scratched his head and smiled, stretched out his hand, holding a bottle of milk in a carton in his hand.

"Milk is fine, as long as it's liquid. ”

The alien fighter jets were buzzing all over the sky, constantly firing laser cannons to hit the flame aperture, and at such a grim moment, Xu Zhimo didn't look at the milk in Xu Shiyu's hand, but just shouted: "Speed, speed." ”

"Ahem, master, it's not pure milk, it's a bottle of yogurt. ”

Xu Shiyu smiled and scratched his head again.

"Your paralyzed ......"

Xu Zhimo was so angry that he wanted to beat someone, but he didn't expect this product to be so verbose, isn't yogurt milk? If he could jump up, he would definitely beat this kid, and said angrily: "Grass, yogurt is fine, you can rest assured, as long as it's not urine, I will drink any water from Lao Tzu." ”

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Xu Shiyu's face was relaxed: "That's good, that's good." ”

"The shield is about to break, hurry up and ......"

Xu Zhimo didn't think much about it, and kept shouting: "Quickly pour me all this bottle of yogurt to drink." "Lying in the 'Tianba Dongba Tua', he opened his mouth motionlessly.

"Yes, master. ”

Xu Shiyu inserted a straw into the yogurt box, aimed it at Xu Zhimo's mouth, and put the straw into his mouth.

"Whoosh......"

Xu Zhimo sucked hard, and suddenly, his old face turned dark, his lips trembled, and the whole person trembled with anger.

Nima!

I'll it!

It turned out to be a bottle of pure Zhen!

Pure sour milk, which can also be called water?

Damn!

The liquid in it is extremely dense, viscous and thick, just like paste, and the concentration is almost at the level of jelly, can this be considered water?

Say!

Xu Zhimo really had a feeling of wanting to kick people, if he could jump up from the 'Tianba Dongba Tua', he would kick this teasing nanny and fly to outer space.

"Knock ......"

No matter how depressed he was, he couldn't care so much, Xu Zhimo could only suck it hard, and a bottle of Chun Zhen was pumped into his mouth in one gulp.

Because this is a 'bullet', it was not swallowed in the stomach, but stored in the throat, and for a while, Xu Zhimo only felt that the entire mouth and mouth were slimy, stained with thick white liquid*****......

Khan, Xu Zhimo, whose thinking has never been healthy, has deviated from the style of painting in his mind again......

"Alien planes, don't be arrogant, watch me shoot you. ”

Xu Zhimo, who was full of mush, roared in a muddy voice, his mouth opened, and with a "snap", a white liquid shot out.

"Haha, the boss cummed. ”

"Shoot, the boss really shot. ”

"Damn, shoot far. ”

As the white liquid ejaculated from Xu Zhimo's mouth, the nanny and doglegs on the side screamed excitedly.

"I ......"

The corners of Xu Zhimo's mouth trembled again, his entire old face was black, and he was so angry that he almost choked himself.

"Shoot your sister!"

"Shoot your uncle!"

"You guys are out of stock, can you stop using the word 'shoot', grass!"

Xu Zhimo roared furiously for a while, opened his mouth, his throat stirred, and shot wildly into the air.

"Bang Bang ......"

Suddenly, a cloud of milky white liquid shot out of his mouth, flying all over the sky, this scene, the spicy eyes are enough to blind people.

"Boom Boom Boom Boom ......"

Those milky white liquids broke through the shield of Xu Zhimo's own energy condensation without any hindrance, and shot indiscriminately onto the alien fighter plane in the air, and for a while, the sky exploded.

The thick and thick milk is much stronger than the impact of saliva, as long as it is an alien fighter shot by Xu Zhimo, it will explode and shatter directly, only to see the fire and rain fall from the sky, and not even a piece of wreckage will be left.

"Hint, you gain 10,000 reputation points. ”

"Hint, you gain 10,000 reputation points. ”

......

For a moment, the voice of the experience prompt played wildly again.