Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six: Tricking and Abducting Hadashi
The winter mosquitoes flew by, and Xin Wu vaguely felt the timing of their turn, and the flight route was like a twisted river, twisting and turning. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
He slowly closed his eyes, his right hand suddenly stretched out, and then he opened his eyes, and the mosquito was already caught in the palm of his hand.
What a terrible ability to perceive, no matter how subtle the action, can always be amplified and wake up the alert cells.
The white light in the center of his eyebrows can spread to a radius of about five meters, which means that his temporary skin sense area is five meters in a radius.
"Awesome, awesome!" Meowth sat on the coconut tree and clapped her hands.
This is not an easy task, she once thought that Xin Wu could not do it, and now although she was slapped in the face, it also means that Yuan Jinggu is at her fingertips.
A dog with black and white coat hides in the bushes, looking at the tender white calves like meow lotus roots, and swallowing saliva.
It looks like a pet dog named Husky in the Dragon Domain, and always likes to stare at things and put on a cute look.
Really, where does the trust between people go?
Wear a little leather pants, and wear a pink little Nene, thinking that who will look at you.
The spiritual dog shook his head, but his gaze tried to penetrate the small piece of cloth that covered Meowmeow's lower body.
As Xin Wu approached Meowmeow, Pi Gan suddenly noticed a movement from a bunch of bushes below Meowmeow.
He quickly picked up the bushes, only to see a pitiful, dying dog crawling on the ground with a sad expression.
What a convenient sense of perception, if someone wants to plot that he can only be motionless like a stone, the slightest abnormal movement will arouse his own alarm.
Xin Wu was very satisfied with his ability, and he looked at the big dog with seven black furry tails, curled up in a ball, and wrapped around him.
Its long, drooping pointed ears covered its head, a pair of front paws rested on its face, and its sad eyes showed helplessness at the moment.
Fuck, what kind of perverted perception actually noticed Uncle Ben's handsome figure, so that Uncle Ben could only pretend to be innocent. The big dog cursed Xin Wu in his heart: I wish you to be my poop in the next life.
"What a cute big dog. Meow Meow looked at its beautiful and shiny fur, and the light in her eyes gathered into a little: "How can there be such a big dog here?"
"It looks like it's hurting. Xin Wu frowned, and the dog, who seemed to be able to understand human speech, nodded slightly, and cooperated with Xin Wu to let out an intermittent whimper.
"Anyway, it's hopeless, why don't we bake it and eat it!
I've been so tired these days that I haven't eaten meat properly. ”
Meowth sighed lightly, immediately removed the staff behind her back, and tapped a pile of dry wood in front of her, and the flames rose up.
"I just have food. Xin Wu took out his own chili pepper and refined salt, and teased meow.
"Damn, that's not how the script is written!" The dog suddenly jumped up, and the seven tails flipped over the bushes on its body, and spat out: "Do you have any sympathy, a long-looking person who looks like a dog, but can bear to kill such a cute me." ”
"Wow...... You can actually speak, you are so spiritual, you must be very replenished if you eat it. ”
Meowth couldn't hear the greyhound's words at all, but grabbed it by the tail and dragged it towards the fire.
"Wait...... Wait a minute. The other tails of the greyhounds wrapped around the coconut tree and hurriedly explained: "I am an immortal sent by the Nine Heavens, and if you eat it, I will offend the wrath of the heavens."
The world is so wonderful, but you are so grumpy, it's not good.
Let's calm down and talk about life, the poor and difficult have a fate with you, and they will definitely ignite you. ”
The corners of Xin Wu's mouth twitched slightly, this dog is very interesting, and the immortals have woven it.
He doesn't debunk it either, and quietly watches it brag.
"Immortal?" Meow Meow was stunned for a moment, stretched out her tongue and licked her lips, and her joy was even stronger than just now: "I haven't eaten fairy meat yet, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat you!"
The greyhound's eyebrows were scrunched, and finally he stiffened into a stupid expression, and between his breaths, he became extremely serious again, glaring at Meow: "In a civilized country, as an elegant and high-level intelligent life, how can you do such a barbaric thing?"
This god is saving you, I am really a god, wait for me to open my eyes. ”
It quickly closed its eyes and opened them, then stared at Meow Meow, and said mysteriously: "If the old man is not mistaken, the female benefactor wears a small pink nenei." ”
"Ah......h
The greyhounds breathed a sigh of relief and continued to make nonsense, he rubbed a ball of mud on his body with one tail and handed it to the two of them: "If you have common sense, you know that dogs are easy to carry germs, fleas and bloodsucking insects, and this is their collection."
It's not that I don't want to give you food, but if my death can make you eat happily and comfortably, God will sacrifice his life for righteousness.
It's just that if you get an infectious disease because you eat me, how can I go so carelessly?" it pointed its front paws at its heart, a look of righteousness.
Xin Wu suddenly smiled elegantly, he suddenly grabbed the hair of the greyhound, and kept shaking the latter's body, dozens of small mud balls suddenly shook off his body, including two thumb-sized fleas.
Xin Wu picks up the mud balls and fleas and discovers that they are just simulated crafts.
This civet dog has bright hair and a handsome appearance, how could it be that there is such a huge amount of mud and dirt when you rub it casually.
"You're so smart that you carry these fake gadgets with you, and whenever someone wants to eat you, you use this trick to prevaricate!"
His eyes could faintly see through the hair the greyhound's every move, which had just been more about taking than rubbing.
"Huh!" the greyhound interrupted the mud ball in Xin Wu's hand and glared at Xin Wu: "Big brother, can you still play happily."
Why should a man be embarrassed by a man? If you see through it and don't say it, you are a good friend. ”
It put one tail on Xin Wu's shoulder, pointed at Meow, and said righteously: "You don't have to doubt my determination to make friends with you."
From the first time I saw your little girlfriend, I made up my mind about your brother. ”
"Hey, who's his little girlfriend. Meow Meow stared at the greyhounds angrily: "If you talk nonsense, I'll really eat you!"
She just wanted to scare the dog like a prank, but she didn't think about eating it, who knew that this dog was so different, dead skin, pretending to be a ghost, it was really annoying.
The greyhound laughed, a few drops of saliva splashed on Xin Wu's face, and said proudly: "Big sister, you want to scold me now because you don't know me yet, and when you understand, you will definitely beat me." ”
"Originally, we weren't going to eat you, you can go, but why do you know that Meowmeow's little Nene is pink?"
Xin Wu approached the greyhound, and he felt that this dog was different and might have some origins.
"Xin Wu, you ......" Meow Meow's face flushed, how could this kind of thing be said directly?
Voyeurism is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
The greyhound's heart had one answer, but another answer in his mouth: "God is omnipotent, young man, and doubt is a sin." It was relieved to hear that the two of them did not eat themselves.
"Then guess my name?" Xin Wu raised an eyebrow, staring at the greyhound.
"Okay, but you have to close your eyes first. ”
"Why close your eyes. ”
"When you burn incense and worship the Buddha, do you not close your eyes when you ask the gods to help you fulfill your wishes?
It's more pious and helps me to do my work. ”
Xin Wu closed his eyes, but suddenly felt that his tail was suddenly empty, and the greyhounds ran out more than ten meters in a smoke, and then fell to the ground.
"Damn, just step on my tail and tie my legs with source silk threads, do you think I can run, where is the trust between people?
I just want to stand farther away, appreciate your graceful demeanor, see your plump and handsome up close, and see your domineering side leakage from afar, it's really a unique flavor.
I didn't expect you to calculate me, using this kind of indiscriminate means, despicable, shameless, indecent, cheap, I wish you ** endocarditis. ”
Xin Wu rolled his eyes, wanting to cry without tears, I'm a man, and I still have **endometritis?!
Xin Wu pulled the source silk thread in his hand, savagely dragged the spirit dog to his side, and said provocatively: "Aren't you a god?
The greyhound snorted coldly and mocked, "You think you're very good?"
One of its tails wore a ring, and from it pulled out a piece of paper, on which were written the phrases "prostitute", "prostitute", "gluttonous", "squirrel", "frenzi", "pelican", "minnow", "tassel", "prostitute", "prostitute", "squirrel", "squir", "prostitute", "prostitute", "pro
It looked at Xin Wu equally defiantly: "What are you angry about, see if you don't know anything but prostitution?"
Meow Meow looked at Xin Wuxiao, who was full of black lines, and leaned back with a smile, she suddenly felt that this big dog was smart and cute.
"You're not afraid that I'll kill you?" the empty cicada lightsaber suddenly appeared in his hand, and the cold light imprinted the frightened eyes of the spirit dog.
It mustered its courage and responded loudly, but its limbs kept taking dozens of steps back: "Do you think I, Lord Hadashi, will be afraid?"
Bullying the weak, what kind of hero is it to only bully good people, if you have the ability, you will go to the Japanese snake like Xu Xian in the novel, and go to the Japanese ghost like Ning Caichen. ”
Xin Wu continued to tug at the source silk thread, dragging Hadashi to his side again, its beautiful fur stained with dust.
"I wasn't a hero in the first place. Xin Wu smiled cruelly and raised the Empty Cicada Sword.
"Uncle, don't!" Ha Dashi hurriedly hugged Xin Wu's thighs, rubbing his face against Xin Wu's skin affectionately, and his forelimbs stained a little saliva on his tongue and smeared it on the corners of his eyes.
"I'm just a little dog who doesn't understand people, out of the world, if there is any offense to you, please let me go as a fart.
We have no grudges, so why should we fight each other with swords?" it rolled up the empty cicada with one tail and gently placed it on the ground.
Xin Wu was stunned for a moment, and his murderous intent suddenly reined.
He deliberately asked Hadashi to seize his sword, and if the latter attacked him with his sword, he would not hesitate to break the latter's neck.
But now it seems that it is very clever and indeed has no malice.
"If you can speak well, I still don't want to kill you. ”
Hadashi jumped up and nodded repeatedly: "I swear in the name of the immortal that I must speak well, otherwise that fairy will not die well." ”
It grinned, revealing its white dog teeth.