Chapter 166: The Fat Man's Death Again
Fortunately, Su Shijun did not embarrass everyone and allowed the students to continue to ask questions.
This benevolent act successfully freed Fat Xin from the shadow of the death threat.
It's just that the fat man doesn't seem to have the slightest consciousness in this regard, although he sits in his seat cowardly, his expression is still a little eager to try, as if he intends to do something at any time.
Su Ya naturally wouldn't call him up for the second time to ask a question.
"So, who will you choose this time......" The little fox girl bit her fingers again, her brows furrowed. In her eyes, as long as it wasn't for the red-eyed bastard sitting in the second row, everyone in this classroom would be pretty much the same.
At the mention of 'almost', Su Ya's gaze involuntarily turned to the little witch sitting in the first row.
It was a college student about her age.
When she first entered the classroom, the little witch had a hard time with her.
"Miss always said that you must convince people with virtue and convince people with virtue...... Then I repay my grievances with virtue, I think it's right. Thinking about this, the little fox girl raised her arm and drew a circle in the air, pointing to the nose of the little witch opposite.
"The second question, you can ask!" Su Ya said vividly.
Li Meng blinked, jumped up from his seat, and shouted: "Oh, I love you to death, little fox!! Don't leave after class, I invite you to the pedestrian street for a big dinner...... Eat wherever you want!!"
As she spoke, the little witch patted her chest vigorously and emphatically said, "I'm in for a treat!"
When Su Ya heard this, her eyes suddenly turned into a crescent moon with laughter.
Even the tip of the tail was happily hooked.
"What Miss said is really right, you must convince people with virtue!" the little fox girl smirked, and laughed with Li Meng.
It wasn't until Lao Yao, who was standing by the window, couldn't stand it and coughed twice vigorously that Li Meng reacted, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and began to frantically open his notebook.
“...... I have a lot of questions...... Which one do you choose...... It's embarrassing......" the little witch muttered, her notebook rummaging.
"Ah, I really want to know the measurements of idols! She also wants to know what the cosmetics are...... The restaurant she frequents...... What is your favorite food...... and her shop for custom clothes...... Which one is her favorite...... What is her favorite hunting team...... Which hunter does she admire the most...... Ahh
In the end, Li Meng simply gave up the struggle and looked at Jiang Yu beside him for help.
As her cousin, Jiang Yu largely bears the responsibility of Li Meng's guardian at school - the little witch is also used to finding her cousin first when she encounters any difficulties.
Jiang Yu did not disappoint her either.
The female squad leader of the Astronomy 08-1 class unhurriedly took out a piece of stationery from Kun's bag, opened it, and stuffed it into the little witch's hand.
Li Meng grabbed the letter paper, looked at it in front of him, and immediately clenched his small fist and waved it vigorously in midair.
"Idol, my question is ready!" the little witch cried, her face full of excitement.
Su Shijun didn't have the slightest impatience on his face, and nodded with a smile.
"Idol, I want to ask what kind of cosmetics you usually use...... No, no, no, I mean, do you have any tips for staying beautiful?!" Li Meng grabbed the letter and asked a question that all witches would care about.
This time, even Liu Feifei, who has always focused on textbooks and study, carefully pricked up her ears.
Zheng Qing especially noticed that Jiang Yu in the front row patted his cousin's little hand appreciatively.
This is a very rare thing - in the impression of the young public-funded student, this seems to be the first time he has seen Jiang Yu express his appreciation for Li Meng's words, which can make people lose their eyebrows.
Su Shijun didn't think much about this question.
Or rather, she should have already prepared a draft for this kind of question, but after a slight pause, she began to talk eloquently:
"Time is the best potion to maintain beauty. ”
"Proper exercise is the best way to maintain beauty. ”
"Of course, we know that there is nothing more precious in the world than time, and those sports are a little too hard and boring...... In the absence of time, developing good lifestyle habits is another trick. ”
"For example, eat less spicy and greasy food, exercise more, don't cultivate immortals at night, two apples a day, always maintain a happy mood, and never sulk......"
Su Shijun talked about the health rules that everyone knew, and the disappointment on the faces of the girls in the audience became more and more serious.
These methods are seen every week in the health section of the Betatown Post, and they are repeated over and over again, without any new ideas.
That's not what people want to hear.
Of course, in addition to these standard answers, there are also secrets. ”
Speaking of this, Su Shijun's tone paused.
The witches in the hall pricked up their ears and stared with bated breath, and even the boys couldn't help but relax their breathing, lest one accidentally affect Su Da Beauty's answer and be set on fire by the girls' spells.
"The secret is ...... Become a good wizard. ”
Su Shijun said an unexpected, but reasonable answer:
“...... If you're an ordinary wizard, you'll be able to concoct potions that are common for wrinkle, whitening, and freckle removal - as long as you don't have the habit of bathing with sulfuric acid or sunbathing in the desert, you'll be able to keep your grace and poise in most cases. ”
"If you're a registered wizard, even if you don't do anything, you can guarantee a youthful appearance for more than three hundred years - is there anything more beautiful in this world than being young?"
"As for becoming a Great Wizard, you can get a chance to be reborn...... Wizards may waste that opportunity on stronger bones and stronger muscles. What about witches? I don't think I need to repeat your choice. ”
"When you were promoted to Grand Wizard, did you adjust your appearance?"
"No, I'm still very confident in my natural looks. As he spoke, Su Shijun's eyes fluttered, and the group of male witches were suddenly fascinated.
But her subsequent words made Fat Xin stunned.
"Okay, that's three questions...... There are still two last chances, I hope you will consider it before asking!" said Su Da Mei with a smile.
There was a dead silence in the audience.
The first question was asked by Xin Fatzi, about Su Shijun's age.
The second question, which Li Meng asked, was about how to maintain beauty.
What about the third question?
It seems, probably, like, that Fat Xin just asked another question?
Zheng Qing had just wrenched his fingers and counted here, when he felt a cold wind behind his neck, swishing, blowing his creeps.
Even if he was just sitting next to the fat man Xin, Zheng Qing could still feel the deep malice surging around him—I don't know if it was an illusion, he even faintly heard some people whispering evil curses, cursing the damn fat man.
The young public student glanced at the fat man apologetically, and decisively moved a place to the side, away from the scourge.
Dr. Shaw had already moved his seat earlier.
"Oh, no......"
As soon as Fat Xin spoke, he was blocked by a piece of yellow rune paper flying from nowhere.
Immediately after, seven or eight rune papers of different colors flew over from all directions, slapping on the fat man's body, and calming him tightly - Zheng Qing believed that if it weren't for the fact that he was in the classroom, what would have been thrown over now would be a bunch of evil spells, not a few fluttering suppression talismans.
"Shut up, you fat man!"
Li Meng glared at Xin viciously, waved his fist, and threatened: "If you dare to say another word, I will throw you into Linzhong Lake to feed the fish people!"
The little witch's rhetoric is very barbaric.
But this time, she was not taught a lesson by her own cousin.
Instead, Jiang Yu also handed her a new suppression charm in order to make the fat man a little stronger.
Zhang Jixin was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he snapped his fingers hard in the fat man's ear, babbling, cheering for the little witch.
Lao Yao stood by the window, looking at all this with a smile, without the slightest obstruction.
The fat man finally learned to be much more well-behaved, and safely stuffed himself under the table to express repentance.