readx;? Chapter 792 euphemism

"Of course there are good things to eat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info 8?一w=w≈w≤.≥" The prostitute replied solemnly at the time: "Unfortunately, it really doesn't suit you. And don't ask too much, and I won't tell you if you ask. When you reach the age of sixteen or seventeen, you will be able to eat it. ”

The little sisters were quite dissatisfied with this answer. However, the prostitute did what she said, no matter how they pestered her to ask, she just laughed and didn't say anything. So the little sisters complained that the prostitute became stingy as soon as she grew up, and vowed never to play the god list and Journey to the West with her again in the future.

The prostitute still laughed and did not speak,

Next, she finally had her first full meal in seven years. When she was eating, Qin Hao explained the reason for her tardiness.

For Qin Hao's explanation, the prostitution marriage expressed understanding, but there was still a big pimple in my heart Could it be that in the past seven years, I can really only admit that I am moldy? Okay, it was seven years late, not only did I punish you, but I also let you be forced to push, "You are so shameless?

Sensing that the prostitute was going berserk again, Qin Hao hurriedly changed his expression, and said with a look of shame and affection: "Dear prostitute, this matter is wrong with me. I was so rash that I should have figured it out before I crossed over. As a result, you went unnoticed for a while, and you suffered for seven years."

"Forget it, you're already mine anyway, so I'll reluctantly forgive you. The prostitute hurriedly waved her little hand: "You look like a little fat man now, so affectionate" makes people so uncomfortable "People still prefer the way you look when you become an adult!"

"But" Qin Hao scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Although the ripe Divine Heart Fruit has the effect of fattening and ripening, it will still take four years for my body to grow up."

"Those who look at the sea are hard to see water. The prostitution hall said the famous quote in "Mencius, Dedication", and said quietly: "After eating the handsome guy, and then seeing the little fat man, people are really uncomfortable." ”

"Can the handsome brother eat? Could it be that the prostitute only became an adult after eating the handsome brother?" Huo'er interjected with a blank expression.

Xiaoxian said disdainfully: "What an ignorant child." Prostitutes say they eat, not eat. Prostitution means, kissing a handsome guy. The mouth should be used to kiss the mouth, so the word "eat" is used. That's a euphemism!"

"That's it!" Huo'er suddenly realized, and looked at Xiaoxian with admiration: "Second Senior Sister, you are so powerful, you know so much!

"Of course there are good things to eat. The prostitute replied solemnly at the time: "It's a pity that it's really not for you." And don't ask too much, and I won't tell you if you ask. When you reach the age of sixteen or seventeen, you will be able to eat it. ”

"Of course you can!" Xiaoxian put on a brick family look: "As long as we can find a handsome guy and kiss him, we can become adults!"

She glanced at Qin Hao even more regretfully: "The old pretending to be Zhu Bajie is coming"

Huo'er nodded sympathetically: "The little junior brother was quite beautiful when he was a child, but he suddenly gained weight, and he was cute, but it has nothing to do with beauty." ”

"Zhu Bajie" Mu Yan opened her mouth rarely. And he also opposed the opinions of Xiaoxian and Huo'er, and strongly supported Qin Hao: "Actually, Xiao is very good." Yes, back daughter-in-law. Monkey King, not good. Like, killed, pretty girl. ”

"Sun Wukong killed monsters. The immortal retorted: "He has a sharp eye and can distinguish between truth and falsehood." Zhu Bajie is not good, the monsters can't recognize it. ”

"That's it. "Huo'er is quite a fairy," but Sun Wukong is not handsome, hairy face Lei Gong is grinning!"

"It's very handsome when you are reincarnated as a Supreme Treasure. Xiaoxian said triumphantly: "Even Fairy Zixia likes him!"

Mu Yan's speech was not smooth, but she couldn't say that these two sharp-toothed junior sisters drew their swords and slashed at the moment, and they wanted to conquer Xiaoxian and Huo'er with violence screamed, and ran out quickly. Mu Yan still didn't give up, and shouted: "Fellow Daoist, stay!" and waved his sword to chase after him. Soon, there was a sound outside

After eating enough, the prostitute put down her chopsticks, wiped her mouth elegantly, and smiled at Qin Haoyan: "Send me back."

"Hey?" Qin Hao was stunned: "Don't you stay for a while?"

Such treatment, of course, is because of the power of Yang Zhong, the father of the first emperor Yang Jian. If it is an ordinary person, even if he is born a hundred times more than Yang Jian, he will never get such an opportunity.

The prostitute leaned down, touched Qin Hao's slippery head, and said with a smile: "Silly doll, what I miss is you" Seeing you is my greatest wish. Now that the wish has been fulfilled and the stomach is full, what are you going to do with it? Master Mu is also in retreat. Do you want me to play games with you children as an adult?"

Qin Hao muttered dissatisfiedly, "I'm not a child. ”

"You know, you are a mighty and strong handsome guy!" the prostitute grinned: "But, your current appearance is just a child, and you can't even do adult things." I'd rather you go to my world and be with me as an adult

"As soon as you summon it, I can immediately go over Qin Hao and said, "I have already used the longevity technique to build a stable channel, and I will never delay time again."

"Well, when I miss you, I'll call you. The prostitute nodded: "But until you grow up, people won't play with you anymore, at most come over for a meal."

"Okay" Qin Hao nodded reluctantly, he could understand the thoughts of prostitutes, once the sea was difficult to water. She had just forcibly pushed the strong and mighty Qin Hao Divine Monk, and then she came to face the fat Ye Fei, Xiao Fat, which was really too disobedient.

"Then what are you going to do when you go back now? To be honest, you Yin Ju Sect really has no future, even the kind of group ridicule expert who has attracted countless hatreds can be so high in the faction" misbehaves badly, has a bad reputation, and doesn't know how to package. How can such a gang fight with Jing Zhai? If you want to fight for the world and for orthodoxy, you must at least strictly restrain the behavior of gang members, right?"

After I went back, I started to do this prostitute and said, "My current martial arts are slightly better than the three great grandmasters. It's just that he hasn't eaten for seven years, and his body is too weak to wield his true strength. Now that you're full, you have the strength to do what you want to do. ”

A touching smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "I think, maybe I can try, and become the first female emperor in history."

"Did I hear me right?" Qin Hao was stunned: "You want to be the emperor?"