Chapter 077: Little Monster Enters the Trap

Now Luo Xiaohu was lying on a big skin, and after thinking for a long time, he reached out and pulled the skin, so as to cover his exposed clothes. At this time www.biquge.info Luo Xiaohu remembered that his clothes were torn once, and then they were torn by the cobwebs, and finally the burning spider silk was burned again, and now he has become a beggar, and when he was blown by the night breeze, his ass suddenly felt cold.

I didn't have a clue after thinking about it for a while, the only thing I understood was that it would not work at all by relying on hardness, and the strength of this little monster was not something that he could match.

Thinking about this problem, Luo Xiaohu heard the slightest grinding sound, and turned his head to look in the direction where the sound came from, only to see the hairball lying on the ground obscenely and sneaking towards the place where the little monster slept.

Luo Xiaohu couldn't help but feel excited when he saw it, and said in his heart: Finally, I didn't raise this product in vain! Now that I know that I was saved from danger, I am ready to go up and bite the neck of the little monster!

Watching the hairball keep approaching the little monster, Luo Xiaohu felt that his heart was pounding faster and faster, and he couldn't help but clench his fists, and secretly cheered up the hairball in his heart.

Come on! Come on! Luo Xiaohu shouted in his heart for the bravery of the hairball and the quality of the faithful protector.

The hairball has approached the little monster, and the little monster at this time is still sleeping very sweetly, the sleeping posture is very domineering, the white little belly is only covered with a small pink fur, and from time to time he stretches out his fingers to scratch the little belly, the mouth is slightly open, and there is a small bubble in the nostrils, which is big and small with the breath of the little monster.

The hairball's head has been sticking out!

Luo Xiaohu's heart rose to his throat at this time, but the next moment he was directly dumbfounded!

The hairball didn't bite the little monster's neck at all, this thing opened its mouth, stretched out its tongue, and was very obscene and shameless to catch the saliva falling from the little monster's mouth, and it was still an excited face, and it was waving its tail while receiving other people's saliva.

Luo Xiaohu couldn't help but stretched out his two middle fingers to the hairball and stood in the air for more than a minute, to express his incomparable contempt for this product!

"If you are on Earth, you can go to the island country to shoot indoor action movies, there is no lower limit, people's saliva is like sucking abalone soup" Luo Xiaohu muttered, and then lay down again, not wanting to turn his head to look at the faceless and skinless horse he fed.

After pondering for a long time, Luo Xiaohu gradually had a little plan in his heart, and now he felt sleepy again, and soon fell asleep.

The hairball was still sticking out his head next to the little monster, sucking people's saliva disgustingly.

The next morning, Luo Xiaohu opened his eyes and felt that the weather at the entrance of the cave was really good, so he stretched his waist and stood at the entrance of the cave, stretching his waist while basking in the sun.

"You want to run!" The little monster suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Luo Xiaohu who was standing at the entrance of the cave.

Luo Xiaohu said: "I want to think about it, but I know I can't outrun you, so I didn't run!"

When the little monster heard this, he was very satisfied with Luo Xiaohu's 'honesty', nodded and turned over and sat up directly: "Very good, let's eat first, and continue to tell stories after eating, don't tell the princess or something, tell the story of the fight, like the big hammer story told yesterday."

Luo Xiaohu has no choice at all, now that people are knives and they are fish, they can cut as much as they want, and they deeply realized their situation, Luo Xiaohu nodded directly and agreed.

After the little monster and Luo Xiaohu finished eating, they immediately began to tell the story, telling the nonsense version of "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness" in the morning, and Luo Xiaohu's version of "The Legend of the Ming Heroes" in the afternoon.

Sooner or later, these two books have been talking about it for four or five days, and then I finish it!

It's another morning, as soon as the little monster opens his eyes, he pesters Luo Xiaohu to continue telling the story, after a few days of getting along, Luo Xiaohu has a certain understanding of the habits of the little monster, a bit of a child's character, to be precise, there is a very serious middle two disease, Mao can only be touched, can not be reversed to directly fry Mao, and other dignitaries coax.

Knowing the habits of this product, Luo Xiaohu began to implement his own little ideas.

"Let's talk about something new today, let's talk about the story of Sui Wei, this story is called "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", in this story, I can add you to it as a general, what do you think?" Luo Xiaohu said with a smile at the little monster.

The little monster's eyes lit up by three points when he heard this, and he immediately asked, "Is it amazing?"

"Amazing, the best in the world in martial arts!" Luo Xiaohu immediately nodded and played the ticket: "If it's not powerful, you can beat me!"

"Then hurry up!" the little monster immediately lay on the ground and looked at Luo Xiaohu without blinking.

Luo Xiaohu opened the shelf, reached out and picked up a small square piece of wood that he had found in the hole of the little monster in the past few days, and used it as a town wood call. Like Mr. Shan Tianfang, he picked up the town and slapped it on the stone platform with a bang.

"It is said that the world will be divided for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time, and it is said that the Great Sui Dynasty has been passed down to the second generation, when the name of the emperor is Guang Yang Yang, everyone calls him Emperor Yang! Generally speaking, they call him Yang Yang......" Luo Xiaohu continued to talk nonsense.

After waiting for more than half an hour, the little monster began to twist his ass as if he had hemorrhoids, and he looked impatient, but he was afraid of interrupting Luo Xiaohu's story, so he couldn't help but squeak.

"What's wrong?"

"When will I be there?" asked the little monster at once.

Luo Xiaohu said: "It's soon, it's fast!"

After speaking, Luo Xiaohu patted Zhenmu again: " We continue to follow the story just now, Fu Wei Du Jiangnan's army has been killed by the people of the world, Li and the second defeat, at this critical moment, I saw Du Fu Wei's army run out of a young general, this young general wearing a golden helmet, wearing a flame cloud armor, stepping on a horse named dark clouds and snow, holding a spear, the length of the person is also a jade tree in the wind, the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law saw it and immediately embarrassed not to drop, Shimin Li Lao Er, when he saw the arrival, he immediately took a breath of cool air, and exclaimed: The person who came is Pavisioz Pavisioz Pavisioz?......”

Say Pavisioz three times in a row!

After saying this, Luo Xiaohu looked up and saw that the little monster seemed to have an awl on his buttocks, so he had to open his mouth again and ask, "What are you going to do?"

"I don't want a spear, and why are people's names different, mine is the same!" the little monster immediately began to shout.

Luo Xiaohu was secretly happy in his heart, and pretended not to mind and persuaded: "Name, it's just a code name, you know this is you, I just know it's you, don't be so serious!"

"My name is Pavisioz Zasimwiz Rita Rita Rita Rita!" said the little monster at once.

Luo Xiaohu pretended not to mind and said: "Okay, okay, I know, Shimin Li Er, the young general who looked at it was immediately shocked, and asked others: This is the famous JAC general Pavisioz Zamts Rita Rita!"

The little monster hurriedly corrected Luo Xiaohu: "It's not Zamtz, it's Zasimwitz and Rita Vililata!".

"Almost, your name is so long, it's inevitable that you'll make such a little mistake! Let's listen to the story, and the name will be all at once."

"No!" the little monster insisted. For the little monster, his name is wrong, and the sense of substitution is much worse!

Luo Xiaohu had to let out a long sigh and read it back and forth a few times, and then he reluctantly remembered the strange name of this little monster.

In three days, after finishing "The Nonsense of Sui and Tang Dynasty Heroes", Luo Xiaohu began to talk about Mr. Jin's novel again, the ghost version of Feixue shot the white deer in the sky, and the laughing book god took the hero and relied on the blue duck, all of which were ruined by him.

As for the original protagonist in the book, like Duan Yula, Qiao Feng, Guo Jingla, all rolled calves, there is only one protagonist in so many novels, that is the little monster, a woman in the book has to follow the little monster in the end, all the big and small belong to the little monster, even if there is a female crab in the book, it is also a little monster.

So the little monster listened to it called a hi, these books talked about for a total of three months, the little monster listened to the books, but I didn't find that the names of the people in Luo Xiaohu's book are getting longer and longer, and the abbreviation is moving further and further, for example, the name is ABCDEFG, the first story character is often called A, then the second story character commonly used nickname must be called B, and so on.

The interval of time has been lengthened, and the little monster is busy listening to the story, and his eyes are a lot less, and he thinks about how awesome he is in the story every day, and he has no time to think about this problem.

In the past three months, the hairball has also changed, not only has it grown taller and grown, but the color of the fur on its body is no longer gray, but has become dark blue, and it is particularly prone to static electricity, and the hair is like a steel needle that explodes.

As time went by, Luo Xiaohu cared less and less about hairballs, and he worked more and more on the story.

Today is a new story.

“...... The two armies are facing each other, and the military advisor of the Shu army, Liang, Kongming, Zhuge ......" came down with sixteen names, and Luo Xiaohu's breath was almost out of breath, so he finally picked up the last name, a full twenty-three names, and I couldn't finish saying it with a mouthful of water, you said it was bad or not.

"Wolong! everyone calls it Mr. Wolong!", Luo Xiaohu, who lost a lot, remembered a lot of bad words, and his mouth was smoother, if it weren't for the fact that he wouldn't have been able to make up this mess of more than 20 names!

"Mr. Wolong looked, Wei came to the formation of a young general, only to see this young general, holding two gods and gods running demons and demons crying eight stunned silver melon mother earth-shaking hammer, this style does not need others to say, the person who came is the Wei country's horse, known as the jade-faced little flying dragon, handsome and unlimited, Pavisioz Zasimwiz Rita Rita Vellata Balcroz Vian Lydalta...... Rodalg Vikielz!, known as Rodalg Vikielz!".

The full name of the little monster so far, a full twenty-two names!

After speaking, Luo Xiaohu looked at the little monster, and the little monster looked like he was in pain, scratching his ears and cheeks, which was called a tangled.

"What's the matter?" Luo Xiaohu asked pretendingly.

"I've run out of names, and we dragons generally have twenty-two names, and I don't have a nickname in this story!" The little monster immediately made a bitter face, and suddenly had a bitter expression in the baby's heart!

Luo Xiaohu heard the name of a happy cry in his heart, and it took him almost four months to finally figure out the full name of this product, but his face did not show any happiness, but said kindly: "Then like this, let's show one, I see that you can spit fire and spray ice, like a mobile kitchen, let's give a loud and good name."

"Hmm......" Luo Xiaohu held his chin in his hand and pretended to think.

The little monster looked at Luo Xiaohu with a look of anticipation!

"Yes, let's call it a gas bag!

"Isn't that amazing?"

"Amazing, why isn't it amazing, let me tell you that if this thing starts a fire, it will die directly with the dragon, within a radius of ten miles, not to mention people, even fleas have to hang!"

"Hey, that's good!" the simple little monster nodded and happily agreed.