Chapter 587: It's Confused Again
"If you come to the Buddha, hum, if you want to kill Lao Tzu, you have said that you are not worthy, you have to pretend to be forced, now, you must be confused. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Grass!"
"You're from Margobi. ”
Xu Zhimo turned into a ray of light and appeared on a certain piece of land, all of which had crossed over, and he was still scolding in his mouth.
"Ding!"
"The Moonlight Treasure Box takes you through a journey that has caused time and space to change, and has left the world of "Journey to the South" that the system has positioned for you, and your new system quest is about to be generated. ”
"Hint, new mission: help Chang'e ascend to immortality. ”
"Teach Sun Wukong skills. ”
"Change the lives of the three princesses of the West Sea. ”
"Inheriting the blood of Yan Huang, the ...... of the orthodox Chinese emperor"
The sound of the system kept ringing, waking Xu Zhimo up from after the crossing.
"What?"
"What's the mess?"
Xu Zhimo was confused when he heard it, did he suddenly cross over, get out of the control of the system, and mess up the system?
"Whew, it's hot. ”
There was a feeling of standing under the scorching summer sun, Xu Zhimo couldn't help but scream, looked ahead, and in his eyes, there was another world.
The earth was dry, with smoke like fire, and the cracks of the dry explosion were all over the earth, and at a glance, there was no grass, and the whole world was lifeless, like a volcano in a reckless world.
"What is this place?"
"What world?"
Xu Zhimo frowned slightly, and was stunned again in his heart, where is Brother Monkey? What about Fairy Chang'e? What about the third princess? Damn, why is it gone?
Hurriedly looked left and right, indeed, they were all gone, and now, he was alone.
"What's going on?"
Xu Zhimo scratched his head, looked at himself again, and was taken aback again.
The clothes on his body have changed, and at this moment, he is wearing a tattered burlap coat and a pair of mud-stained rotten cloth shoes, dressed as a mountain peasant.
At the foot, there is also a broken bamboo basket, and if you look closely, there are still a few dead fish in the bamboo basket, which are already rancid under the high temperature.
"I'm going to ...... it"
After crossing over, how did he become this virtue? Xu Zhimo's heart trembled, he won't become an ordinary person, won't he even have no strength? Suddenly, the whole person was about to pee, and he hurriedly checked it.
"Whew~"
Xu Zhimo breathed a sigh of relief again, the third heaven of the peerless Nine Heavens, the cultivation is still there, the system is still there, all his equipment and treasures are all there.
I took a mirror and looked at myself again, and my appearance didn't change, it was still the same familiar face he was familiar with, how handsome he could be when he was handsome, how crazy he was when he was crazy, how crazy he was when he was crazy, how sassy he was when he was sassy, in short, a wave of energy......
"African dad jumps high, and Black Lao Tzu jumps big. ”
Xu Zhimo patted his chest, and frowned slightly, What is the situation?
"Brother Yi, I picked up two good fish, they don't stink. ”
At this moment, a voice sounded not far away, and a farmer dressed like Xu Zhimo carried a bamboo basket and ran towards Xu Zhimo with a smile.
I saw that the man was not good-looking, with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and a lewd villain's face.
"Brother Yi, Brother Yi......"
The man ran to Xu Zhimo's side, saw that Xu Zhimo seemed to be in a daze, and chuckled again, and secretly took the largest fish from Xu Zhimo's bamboo basket and put it in his basket.
"Brother Yi, Brother Yi......"
Then he shook Xu Zhimo again: "What's wrong with you, are you sunburned and dehydrated?"
"Get out, who is your brother Yi?"
Xu Zhimo glanced at the man and rolled his eyes again: "Roll the calf, why are you dehydrated?"
The man smiled again: "Brother Yi, it turns out that you are fine." ”
"That's a must. ”
Xu Zhimo glared at him again: "You dare to steal Lao Tzu's fish." ”
"Hey, hey, hey......"
The man laughed a few times unashamedly: "Brother Yi, I was joking just now." He took out the smallest fish from his bamboo basket and put it back into Xu Zhimo's basket.
“......”
Xu Zhimo sweated in his heart, this goods, this little advantage is taken advantage of, he is also drunk, he looked at him, he was just an ordinary person, he had no strength, and he was too lazy to bother with him, squinted his eyes, and asked, "Who am I?" This kid with thief eyebrows and rat eyes seems to be very familiar with him.
"Huh?"
The man was taken aback: "Brother Yi, you still said that you didn't get sunburned, I think you are confused." Because of his short stature, he stood on tiptoe and touched Xu Zhimo's forehead.
"Come on, come on, I'm sunburned. ”
Xu Zhimo looked annoyed, didn't bother to argue with him, and asked, "Then who am I?"
"You're Hou Yi. ”
Thinking that Xu Zhimo was dazed by the scorching sun and suffering from heat stroke, the man's face was happy, he thought it was very interesting, and said with a smile: "Brother Yi, are your eyes in circles now, and your brain is also spinning in circles, you won't even know me, right?"
"You Margobi, circle your mother......"
Xu Zhimo was so angry that he wanted to punch him, but seeing that this thing seemed to be his brother with his current identity, he beat his brother to death as soon as he crossed over, which was a bit unreasonable, so he scolded again: "Lao Tzu doesn't even recognize himself, how can he know you." ”
The man was happy again: "Hahaha, I'm Pengmeng." ”
"Pongmon. ”
"I don't know. ”
Xu Zhimo glanced at him and thought about it for a while, as if he had seen it in some mythological story, but he didn't have any impression at all, he really didn't know it, he didn't remember this name at all, suddenly, remembered his name, and shouted again: "Houyi!"
"I'm Hou Yi!"
"That Hou Yi?"
Xu Zhimo suddenly became excited, grabbed Pengmeng and shouted, "What era is it now?"
Peng Meng was taken aback: "Yes, it's the time of Di Yao." ”
"Emperor Yao's time!"
Xu Zhimo trembled again, when Emperor Yao, by the way, isn't that the era of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors in ancient China, that is, the ancient Yanhuang era, by the way, it has traveled to BC, it is not ancient China, but ancient China.
This time it was crossed, but it was really far away.
After a moment of surprise, Xu Zhimo remembered the tasks issued by the system just now, it seemed that the system was not messy, and suddenly, the whole person was stupid again.
Help Chang'e soar into an immortal, teach Sun Wukong skills, and change the lives of the three princesses of the West Sea......
Obviously, this was a thousand years ago.
Could it be that Sun Wukong, Chang'e, and the three princesses who traveled with him have all become themselves in this period? Chang'e has not yet become an immortal, and the three princesses are still girls, so what is Brother Monkey like?
Hahaha, it's a big game now.
Nima, what kind of tasks are these, and how can they be done? Oh my God, and his piece of Haotian Golden Que fragment, how can I get it!
In addition, there is also a mission: to inherit the blood of Yan Huang and the orthodox Chinese emperor.
Xu Zhimo's brows furrowed again, what does this mean? I don't understand it at all.
"Quack Quack ......"
However, Xu Zhimo laughed twice cheaply, he is Hou Yi, isn't that the man Chang'e is destined to be.
Brother Monkey, Chang'e, and the third princess, they don't know where to go now, so let's understand the situation first.
Xu Zhimo looked around again, and then asked, "Where is this?"
"Brother Yi, you're so confused. ”
Pengmeng was happy for a while and said: "This is the West Sea, I and I grew up together, let's pick up fish together." ”
"West Sea?"
Xu Zhimo's face turned dark, and he couldn't help but scold: "Get out, I'm really stupid, the sea is made of water, and the West Sea is your Magobi." "The land in front of us is dry, the dry ravines on the ground are all over the wilderness, and there is still a lack of water on the Loess Plateau, how can it be the West Sea.
"Haha, Brother Yi, you are stupid, haha, this is really the West Sea. ”
Peng Meng was so happy that he pointed to the sky: "Where is there any water, it has been dried in the sun." ”
“??”
Xu Zhimo was stunned for a moment, looked into the sky, and shouted again: "Damn!" opened his mouth wide, stared at his eyes, and the whole person was stunned. (To be continued.) )