Three Kingdoms Zhou Lang Sixteen Kirin and Parchment (There is another one tonight, as compensation for yesterday's laziness)

On the official road not far from Jingzhou, the five of them successfully rendezvoused under the guidance of the spirit rune.

"Sister, are you okay? ”

Lang took Xiao Qiao's hand and asked eagerly. Xiao Qiao just shook his head and didn't speak, and Wei Zhou told everything that happened.

When he heard that Liu, Guan, and Zhang had rescued Wei Zhou and Xiao Qiao, Dong Xiong obviously showed a look of surprise, although he was quickly hidden, he did not escape Wei Zhou's eyes. When the wood ghost knew the identities of Liu Bei and the others, he also showed the same look as Dong Xiong. Could it be that there is a problem with the appearance of Liu Bei and the others?

"It's good that my sister wasn't hurt, otherwise I would have hacked you to death. Lang glared at Wei Zhou, Wei Zhou just spared the back of his head and snorted. If something really happened to Xiao Qiao, Wei Zhou would never forgive himself for the rest of his life.

"The yellow parchment you mentioned, I also stumbled upon one yesterday afternoon in a black shop. Lang removed his pouch from his horse, and when he was halfway through it, he suddenly stopped, and a flush appeared on his cheeks.

"Turn it all around for me! This bag is full of my personal belongings, and you are not allowed to see it!"

Wen Xiang grabbed Dong Xiong and Wei Zhou's shoulders and turned them one hundred and eighty degrees.

"Whoever dares to peek, I will stab whoever is stabbed to death with one shot!"

This is a very ambiguous sentence, Wei Zhou and Dong Xiong thought secretly.

Then, Wen Xiang made the gesture of please that is commonly used when gentlemen pick up girls.

"Rest assured, no outsiders will see what's in your bag. ”

"Really? I don't think there's another one. ”

Wen Xiang showed a puzzled expression, glanced at Xiao Qiao, and said in a "very confused" tone.

"Lang, Xiao Qiaomei doesn't have to be considered an outsider. ”

"Ha, ha. Of course, my sister is not an outsider, but am I familiar with you?"

The wave took a step forward, his feet on the ground stirring up a puff of dust. After bending into a lunge, he hit an uppercut that hit Chinese Xiang's abdomen.

Wei Zhou and Dong Xiong looked at Wen Xiang, who turned into a human shell and flew into the sky, glanced at each other, and sighed.

If you don't die, you won't die. If you have to die, the gods can't save you.

Digging out the parchment in his bag, Lang handed it to Dong Xiong. After roughly reading the contents of the parchment, Dong Xiong said in a low voice.

"The black shop you are talking about is the industry of the second generation of officials. ”

"What, the second generation of officials? Dong Xiong, you can make it clear, which is the second generation of officials. Wei Zhou asked, there are thousands of officials in the Three Kingdoms, big and small, how can the second generation of officials know which one.

"Jingzhou Liu Biao's second son, Liu Cong. ”

Liu Biao doted on his stepwife Cai, and Cai's brother Cai Mao was also Liu Biao's right-hand man, and Liu Cong was supported by the Cai family because he married Cai's niece, and in this regard, Liu Cong's eldest brother Liu Qi was far inferior to him. But Liu Cong is dissolute by nature, does not learn and has no skills, and is idle all day long, which is very different from his hard-working and studious eldest brother.

On the parchment was written the monthly rent paid by the owner of the black shop to Liu Cong. ”

"Oh, will the son of Jingzhou Taishou be short of money?" asked Xiao Qiao curiously.

"On one day in July, three civilian women were turned in, and the number of women turned in the next month increased to five due to poor appearance.

One day in August, he handed over a daughter of a wealthy family in Jingzhou, and the young master was very satisfied and was allowed not to pay rent next month. ”

Dong Xiong finished reading the two sentences at the end of the parchment, and these two words came to the minds of the others.

Scum......

"So the parchment that Liu Bei got recorded the transaction between Liu Cong and the wood ghost?" Lang said her guess.

"Quite possibly, forget it, it doesn't matter what we do anyway. The important thing is that we have wasted too much time on the road, so we have to hurry to Jingzhou. ”

In the suburban inn, three figures stood at the door in front of the store.

Tuk-tuk, tuk-tuk.

The heavy knock on the door was particularly clear and loud in this wilderness. Half of the salary passed, no one opened the door, and the young man led by him took two steps back, letting the tall red man behind him stand in front.

"Dong Xiong, I want to ask you something. ”

On the way to Jingzhou, Wei Zhou, who was riding behind, shouted at Dong Xiong in front.

"What is Liu Bei's instrument spirit? I can't recognize the strange beast on the sword at all. ”

"You've heard of that strange beast, but you're not familiar with what it looks like. ”

"The unicorn, a divine beast that brings auspiciousness. ”

Speaking of Liu Bei's instrument spirit, Dong Xiong's expression became unnatural.

"The Qilin is not only one of the three purple spirit spirit condensed by the Spirit Rune, but also the only one of all the spirit that cannot fight. ”

The unicorn is obviously a powerful divine beast, but it can't exert its power because of its mission. Power can only cause destruction, destroying the well-being of the people it guards and the happiness of the people.

"Liu Bei's exclusive weapon, the male and female double-strand sword, has never been unsheathed......"

"So, what is the ability of the male and female double-strand sword?"

"Emperor Mandate, this is the ability of the male and female sword. As long as Liu Bei doesn't show his sword, he can always maintain the order of the Son of Heaven, and the throne will be his. If he pulls out the male and female sword, he will gain great power in a short period of time at the cost of losing the life of the Son of Heaven. However, his ambition for supremacy will only be a dream forever. ”

"Although the restrictions are very large, Liu Bei is a big man in the Three Kingdoms. As long as you don't draw your sword, you can win the world.,As a hero, how could he use an exclusive weapon.。。 ”

"Really?" Dong Xiong turned his head, and Wei Zhou actually saw a faint sadness on his face.

"Don't you remember how Liu Bei died in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"

The tall red man slashed open the door of the inn, revealing a mountain of corpses inside.

"Dead?" the black man shook the spear in his hand unhappily, and he could only complain about the corpses in one place when he wanted to fight.

"Yun Chang, Yide, let's find something first. The elegant-looking and gentle young man said to the two around him that he was Liu Bei who saved Weizhou and Xiao Qiao that day.

After several carpet searches, the three of them regathered at the door of the inn and shook their heads at each other.

"Big brother, who do you think might have done it?" Zhang Fei scratched his head and asked.

"Yun Chang, what do you think. Liu Bei didn't answer, but first asked Guan Yu what he thought.

"I think it's Liu Cong, maybe it's because Liu Cong knew about our killing of wood ghosts, so he decided to abandon the car and protect the handsome. In order to hide the deeds he did, Liu Cong not only took back the parchment, but also killed people. ”

"It's not Liu Cong...... Liu Bei walked to the window of the inn, his eyes looking at the sunset that was about to set in the sky, as if he was looking at the woman he loved. He silently spat out three words, Mother Yama.

Dong Xiong slowed down his horse and stayed at the back of the line with Wei Zhou. Wei Zhou was very curious about what Dong Xiong said to him, so he quietly waited for Dong Xiong to tell him.

"Weizhou, we all know that the Romance of the Three Kingdoms is just a novel, and the storyline and characters in it are mostly inconsistent with history. ”

"To put it simply, it is the people and things in this world, and it is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms with a fantasy color. There are many things here that are beyond your understanding, do you think that everything here will not follow the script of the Three Kingdoms? But the fact is that the trend of this world history is almost the same as the development of the novel in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Dong Xiong paused and continued.

"I have been wandering in the world for six years, and everything I have seen and heard proves this. Do you still remember the chapter in the novel, Zhang Fei lost Xuzhou drunk? In fact, it happened not long ago. You also saw Guan Yu, how perverted Zhang Fei's strength is, but what should have happened still happened. ”

"Hey, the last two guys! It's going to get dark, and if we don't hurry up to Jingzhou, we might encounter robbers on the way." Lang was in front and shouted at Dong Xiong and the others.

A few hundred meters ahead of us was marked by a large tree that cut off almost the entire road. Squatting on the pole of the tree was a large man, muscular, full of explosive power, and a scar stretched from the man's brow to the chin on the other side of his face. When he saw the five people who stopped holding the reins of their horses, the corners of their mouths grinned a smile comparable to crying.

"I opened this road, I planted this tree, and I want to pass by from here, leaving the road to buy money. A majestic voice came out, although it was a robbery, but the killing intent contained in it was not ambiguous at all.

Behind the five men, a strong man with a machete on his back stepped forward with a big laugh.

"Haha, you're really afraid of something. As soon as the woman said that she would meet a robber, she ran into our brother's hands, and God destined you to destroy your wealth today. ”

Dong Xiong held his forehead and sighed that in this era of war and chaos, order has become an ornament.

"Dong Xiong, you and Lang will take Xiao Qiao to go first, we have to save time, and Wei Zhou and I will break off. Anyway, the restaurant in Jingzhou is slow to serve the food, you order the food well, and we will almost arrive when the food comes up. Wen Xiang took out another spear on his back, and he usually carried two spears with him. Unless he encounters an opponent who can face it squarely, he will not use the White Tiger Gun lightly.

"Alas, just warm up with food money. Wei Zhou pulled out the long sword at his waist, and the three words Dream Wusheng on the sword body were still very dim under the light of the afterglow of the setting sun.

"A weak scholar, a little deflated third who has not grown all his hair, do you still think that it is your second master? Guan Yunchang warms wine and kills Huaxiong, you still want to kill us while waiting for food, the famous two heroes of the green forest here? Interesting, interesting. The scarface on the tree pole almost breathed out of breath when he heard the conversation between Wen Xiang and Wei Zhou.

"Two good men, the money is on me and this son, you just let the other three go, how about it. Although he thought that this sentence was the same as not saying it, Wen Xiang still said it politely.

Scarface didn't immediately refute, but glanced at the big man with the knife before he said.

"Yes. ”

This bandit duo is really stupid enough to believe what Wen Xiang said so easily. Wei Zhou was stunned for a moment, and then secretly laughed at the two of them who dared to come out and rob with this little IQ.

After Dong Xiong and the three left, the big man with the knife walked to the front and stood side by side with Scarface, looking at Wei Zhou and Wenxiang with greedy eyes.

"Brother, these two young men are very good-looking, which one do you want. The big man licked his lips, and there was a strong desire burning in the depths of his eyes.

Wei Zhou and Wen Xiang's heads didn't react to what the robber was saying, and when the train of thought came back, the two of them were confused again, could it be that they met the perverted duo with broken sleeves?

"That little white face is my dish, and I can't hold it anymore because of the soft and weak scholarly anger. Scarface posed as a hungry tiger pounced, and his eyes stayed on Wei Zhou's body, as if he was going to eat him, and Wei Zhou was cold when he saw it.

"Weizhou, maybe the situation is not what we think. But I don't know which of the two conditions is more disgusting. Wen Xiang said to Wei Zhou tremblingly, as if he would vomit at any time.

"Brother, are we discussing this kind of problem? I'm thinking about how to split the two of them, and what is the other situation you have in mind, how can it be more disgusting than meeting two hungry and thirsty strong men?"

"Perhaps, after you heard what I said, you didn't even have the courage to divide their bodies. Oh, you see that their Adam's apple doesn't. ”

Wei Zhou aimed at the necks of the two robbers, just aiming, others would be stupid. The two strong men don't even have the Adam's apple, which is not the reason for the lack of male hormone secretion.

Biology teacher has clouds, and the Adam's apple is one of the differences between men and women. Wei Zhou really wants to say, teacher, are you kidding me? Can you use the knowledge in the textbook to tell me whether the creature in front of me is male or female.

"Sister, they seem to know our secrets. The big man with the knife suddenly looked confused, and raised an orchid finger.

"What are you afraid of, sister. We'll drag these two back, rape and then kill. Sister, we can actually change to play, after trying the scholar, I still want that sturdy young man, the taste will not be worse than the scholar. ”

Scarface's face turned out to be charming, and the world seemed to have lost its light because of this charming appearance. Wei Zhou and Wen Xiang don't know why they think it's charming, maybe their three views have been ruined by the two people in front of them.

"Listen to you, sister. ”

Wei Zhou and Wen Xiang vomited, and they vomited everything yesterday and the day before yesterday. As for the day before yesterday, it had already been sent out through the excretory system. Nima, change your name, don't even change your movements, do you know how strong the visual impact is when you do these actions?

This thought flashed in Wei Zhou's heart countless times, why did Wen Xiang find him, instead of letting Dong Xiong accompany him, he was too, he couldn't live if he was a sin, he wanted to be in the limelight, just refuse, the beauty didn't accompany him, he had to accompany his brother here. Wen Xiang's heart also flashed similar thoughts countless times, Dong Xiong and Wei Zhou should be asked to stay, he accompanied Lang and Xiao Qiao, anyway, the two of them are good friends, and they are a perfect match for the non-humans in front.

At this time, Dong Xiong was in a big hotel in Jingzhou, drinking tea and chatting with Lang and Xiao Qiao, and his mood was very good.

"Brother Dong, Wei Zhou and Brother Wen will be fine. Little Joe asked suddenly.

"What's the matter, two thieves, I guess those two guys are done and on their way over. Dong Xiong took a sip of tea, not worried about his good brother at all.

On the way to Jingzhou, Wei Zhou and Wen Xiang, who were fine with Dong Xiong's packing tickets, desperately rode their horses to escape, and the two strong men behind also rode horses to chase them.

"Hey, bastard, aren't you going to fight? Run, run, shame!"

"Two eldest sisters, I lost all my money to you, let us go, we are both minors. ”